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Jade meets Mr Slick

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[[Jack is working on his vendetta itinerary]]

Karkat: Jack?

Jack: What?
Karkat: Um. Hey da…Jack. This is Jade.
Jade: It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Slick.

Jack (holding a knife): Jade huh? That’s a lot of green you’re wearing there, Jade. You wouldn’t happen to be working for those Felt bastards would you?
Jade: No sir!

Jack: Good.
Karkat: So…we'll just let you work.
Jack: Good plan.

Jack: And remember, you get her pregnant, I'm not taking care of it for you.

Karkat: I think he likes you!