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Iidad added plain jane, ochahoe, and 17 others to CLASS 1A!

 

Iidad: Hello everyone! I have made this group chat so that we can all keep in contact!

 

StaticShock: cheers bro I’ll drink to that

 

Iidad: I do hope that it is water you are talking about!

 

StaticShock: u can’t control me dad

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: this is already going downhill

 

BubblegumBitch: nah this’ll be fun!

 

plain jane: I think this will turn out great!

 

bakuhoe: not likely Deku

 

ochahoe: c’mon Bakugou! I’m sure it’ll be fine!

 

oneokrock: im already curious ab why u two have matching names

 

ochahoe: no one else would put hoe in their name :( but I got Bakugou to so we match!

 

StaticShock: I see hanging around us for over a year has softened u Bakubroskie

 

bakuhoe: how about u shut the fuck up sparky :)

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: that is somehow so much more threatening than him yelling

 

oneokrock: Bakubro isn’t that threatening once u get used to him

 

BubblegumBitch: tru, at times it’s his way of showing affection

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Bakugou was cooking and I heard him explode something and now I know why

 

oneokrock: it’s a good thing he got a special case made for his phone

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: he almost exploded the soba he was making for him and me

 

StaticShock: OwO what’s this?

 

ScotchTapeEtraordinare: OwO what’s this?

 

BubblegumBitch: OwO what’s this?

 

Tsuboo: you all are scarily in sync

 

plain jane: you got Kacchan to cook for you…?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He lost a bet about when Sero, Mina, and Kaminari would get together

 

oneokrock: he doesn’t go back on his word it’s pretty manly

 

ochahoe: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

bakuhoe: what’s that fucking face for round face

 

ochahoe: o nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Naked&Afraid: ooooh we got a group chat!

 

BubblegumBitch: Tooru, hun, your name has me dying

 

Naked&Afraid: I think it’s pretty fitting since you kno...until they can figure out how to sew my hair into a material I can wear I’m on my own

 

Gothbirb: what a mad banquet of darkness

 

Naked&Afraid: I suppose so

 

Bill Nye: can someone please tell me why Todoroki just came to my room to ask me to make a pot?

 

Hayley Kiyoko: scroll up babe

 

Bill Nye: oh I see now

 

Iidad: I will have to talk with Bakugou about destruction of property!

 

Albert Einstein: He cooks with his own pots so it shouldn’t be a problem

 

oneokrock: that’s true whenever he cooks for the squad he uses his own stuff and not the dorms

 

ochahoe: wait Bakugou actually cooks for you guys?!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: yeah every week or so he makes us dinner

 

Hayley Kiyoko: huh the more you know I guess. Also Kiri nice name I see that ur a man of culture

 

oneokrock: thanks Jirou! I see ur a woman of culture

 

StaticShock: tru wlw an mlm solidarity right there folks

 

ochahoe: @ bakuhoe why don’t u ever cook for me??????!!!!!!!

 

bakuhoe: bc I don’t want to

 

ochahoe: what if I had some info that I could spill if u don’t

 

bakuhoe: u don’t got shit




PM ochahoe -> bakuhoe

 

ochahoe: ur bi ass has a huge crush on Todoroki




CLASS 1A

 

bakuhoe: what the fuck do u want to eat and when

 

Hayley Kiyoko: bitch what the fuck

 

StaticShock: Holy shit

 

ochahoe: :) curry tomorrow would be nice!

 

bakuhoe: Fine. As long as you get the ingredients

 

ochahoe: it’s a plan my man !!

 

Iidad: Please refrain from using blackmail!

 

Albert Einstein: I’m more concerned with what dirt she has that even Bakugou doesn’t want people to know about

 

ochahoe: let’s not worry about that!

 

plain jane: don’t let her bubbly personality fool you she has dirt on everyone

 

ochahoe: :)

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: ok I am very terrified

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I don’t think she has dirt on me anymore but I am equally terrified

 

ochahoe: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

oneokrock: and with that it’s time to go to bed with nightmares

 

plain jane: you’re going to bed? I was gonna see if you wanted to watch a movie with me

 

oneokrock: we can watch it! I’m in the common room now so this way I won’t have to move plus it’s really not late!

 

plain jane: are you sure? We can always watch it tomorrow!

 

oneokrock: yup I’m sure! I could use a movie after being terrified by ochako!

 

plain jane: ok! I’ll be there in 5!

 

 

 

2 / 5 r single and pining

 

oneokrock: help

 

StaticShock: I’m not coming to crash ur movie date

 

BubblegumBitch: you shouldn’t worry so much! Just hang out like normal

 

ScothTapeExtraordinare: yeah exactly and take bakugou for example. Him and Todoroki chill with each other all the time and he’s fine

 

Bakuhoe: I want someone to murder me or let me murder them bc he makes eating soba look so adorable

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: u kno what nvm




Help™

 

plain jane: Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggkugkjhbjnkhuygfrdtyujik

 

ochahoe: have fun on your date ;)))

 

Iidad: I am sure you will be fine!

 

ochahoe: my boys r growing up im so proud

 

Tsuboo: our kids are leaving the nest what will we do

 

ochahoe: we’ll have to find actual hobbies

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: You have a date?

 

plain jane: vljhbjvbkdhd it’s,,,not really a date we’re just watching a movie in the common room

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: in that case maybe Bakugou and I will join

 

Ochahoe: >:^(

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ...or we’ll just go watch a movie in his room….

 

ochahoe: :^)



























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2/ 5 r single and pining

 

BubblegumBitch: kiri how was ur date?

 

oneokrock: it wasnt really a date

 

BubblegumBitch: were u guys alone?

 

oneokrock: ...yes

 

BubblegumBitch: hmm interesting and u were watching a movie while sharing a blanket?

 

oneokrock: wh

                  How did u kno

 

BubblegumBitch: I didnt but now I do

 

StaticShock: Slick as fuck babe

 

BubblegumBitch: ;)

 

oneokrock: Im just gonna go on my morning jog

 

BubblegumBitch: ;)))

 

StaticShock: ;)))))

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: ;))))))))))




Help™

 

ochahoe: soooo Midoriya how was ur date????

 

plain jane: it,,,wasn’t a date,,,but it was fine

 

ochahoe: I heard from a little birdy that u shared a blanket ;^)

 

plain jane: ...maybe so…

 

Iidad: I am glad you had fun Midoriya! But if I may suggest something?

 

plain jane: sure Iida what is it?

 

Iidad: Why not simply tell Kirishima how you feel?

 

plain jane: IIDA I CANT JUST DO THAT  

 

Tsuboo: Actually I don’t see why not. That’s what I did with Ochako.

 

ochahoe: <333

 

Tsuboo: <33333

 

plain jane: u kno what FINE ILL GO TELL HIM HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW

 

ochahoe: IM SO PROUD GO GET UR MAN

 

plain jane: …..

                  …..

                 Hes wasnt in his room and my confidence is gone

 

Iidad: Next time for sure!

 

plain jane: I think I’m just gonna go do homework now

 

ochahoe: can Tsu and I join? We still need to finish the english homework

 

Iidad: Can I come as well?

 

plain jane: yeah of course!

 

ochahoe: nice I’ll be over in 5!





CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: has anyone seen bakubro today? No one in the squad has

 

Hayley Kiyoko: nope sorry dude

 

StaticShock: huh weird

 

ochahoe: speaking of people, I haven’t heard from Todoroki all day either

 

plain jane: I haven’t heard from Todoroki or Shinsou today

 

BubblegumBitch: hmmmmmm interesting

 

ochahoe: @Yuzuru Hanyu where u be?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m just studying with Bakugou for the hero logistics test tomorrow

 

StaticShock: THERES A TEST TOMORRW ?!?

 

BubblegumBitch: cmon love even I knew that

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: Press F to pay respects

 

BubblegumBitch: F

 

ochahoe: F

 

plain jane: F

 

Tsuboo: F

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: F

 

Albert Einstein: F

 

Naked&Afraid: F

 

oneokrock: F

 

Hayley Kiyoko: F

 

Bill Nye: F

 

bakuhoe: F

 

StaticShock: O COME ON

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Shinsou you told me you were confused on some of the material. If you want to, you can join Bakugou and I.

 

Albert Einstein: sure. I’ll head over in a bit.

 

ochahoe: o? Studying together?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: we do enjoy each other’s company. I’m pretty sure Bakugou considers us friends.

 

bakuhoe: y’all r quiet and actually work so I have no problem helping u

 

StaticShock: r u throwing shade at us rn?

 

bakuhoe: what, like it’s hard?

 

BubblegumBitch:  don’t quote legally blonde at me!

 

Naked&Afraid: Bakugou can quote legally blonde?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: it’s one of his favorite movies

 

bakuhoe: wow y’all really out here exposing me like this

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: what, like it’s hard?

 

bakuhoe: SH U T

 

ochahoe: o? What’s this? Our dear Todoroki has dirt on Bakugou?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I do

 

bakuhoe: dont

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: sent 1 image

 

ochahoe: O MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He fell asleep on me when we watched a movie last night

 

BubblegumBitch: O?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: O?

 

StaticShock: O?

 

oneokrock: O?

 

bakuhoe: u ready to fucking die?!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!

 

Naked&Afraid: did they just meme together?

 

Albert Einstein: they do it all the time, especially w vines

 

bakuhoe: ur quoting vines rn as we’re studying

 

Albert Einstein: ….touche

 

StaticShock: will someone pls help me. I am begging my crops r dying

 

Bill Nye: Jirou and I are finishing up studying if you want me to help you!

 

StaticShock: i owe u my life

 

Bill Nye: I’m happy to help!




Help™

 

ochahoe: Todoroki u saved that pic as ur phone bg didn’t u

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: stop

 

ochahoe: why are you booing me? I am right!

 

Iidad: I do not see why you all simply can’t just tell these people how you feel!

 

plain jane: once u get a crush on someone then u will understand

 

Iidad: Not likely as I would just tell them!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Well I haven’t told him because I’m pretty sure that he likes Shinsou. I quite enjoy Shinsou’s company as well however, I do not think that Bakugou reciprocates my feelings. I would preferably like to date both of them but I don’t think they share the same feelings as me. I don’t want to make it awkward between the three of us.

 

plain jane: I know that both of them are fine with being in a polyamorous relationship if it makes u feel any better!

 

Tsuboo: How do you know that Bakugou is fine with that? Just curious

 

plain jane: Kiri and them apparently have to deal with Bakugou’s pining

                 WAIT NO IGNORE THAT

                 THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SEND

 

ochahoe: looks like the cat is out of the bag

               The beans have been spilled

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I wonder who besides Shinsou Bakugou likes

 

ochahoe: ur so fucking dense o my god

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ????

 

Tsuboo: Things will work out eventually don’t worry too much




CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: Kiri, bro, pal, buddy, I have a question

 

oneokrock: ? what is it bro

 

StaricShock: how did u get the scar above ur eye

 

oneokrock: O well one night I woke up in the middle of the night and as I was rubbing my eye my quirk manifested! Luckily there was no serious damage to my eye tho. But why did u wanna kno?

 

StaticShock: idk I was just curious

 

ochahoe: this just in I’m marrying bakugou bc of his cooking skills

 

Tsuboo: me too

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I can’t believe his cooking is so good it turned Tsuyu straight

 

bakuhoe: damn right it’s that good, I’m the fucking best at cooking

 

plain jane: Kacchan used to cook all the time when he was little, he would always make his own lunches

 

bakuhoe: I know we patched up our relationship Deku but I will kill you.

 

plain jane: try me bitch

 

bakuhoe: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

plain jane: jhbfvnslvuygrsdkvjzlb

 

Hayley Kiyoko: it honestly surprises me how much of a fucking meme lord bakugou is because first year he seemed like the kind of guy to not know what the internet is

 

bakuhoe: I literally learned the basics of fighting from youtube

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: but why tho???

 

bakuhoe: I figured I would get a head start on being a hero

 

oneokrock: bro that’s so manly!

 

bakuhoe: speaking of, Shinsou be ready in 10. Aizawa asked me to check out ur moves to see if you can actually use them

 

Albert Einstein: alright I’ll meet u in the common room



 

2 / 5 r single and pining

 

bakuhoe: this is the day that i die

 

oneokrock: why don’t you just ask him out tonight while you’re alone?

 

bakuhoe: y don’t u just go ask out Deku right now?

 

oneokrock: dude that’s not fair!

 

bakuhoe: besides I want to date both of them and until I have more information on whether they would be ok with that then I’ll just suffer.

 

oneokrock: I heard from a lil someone that Todoroki is all for polyamory

 

bakuhoe: what? I can’t hear u over the sound of ur pining

 

oneokrock: r00d




Sleep? Don’t know her

 

Albert Einstein: catch me at my funeral later tonight lads

 

Gothbirb: o? A party?

 

Albert Einstein: ur all invited to my funeral party if I die

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: great the only party I’ve been invited to and he might not even die

 

plain jane: same

 

Albert Einstein: sorry to disappoint :/

 

Gothbirb: forget us for now and go, live ur best gay life

 

Albert Einstein: ah yes my best gay life. Getting the shit beat out of me by a very attractive explodey boi.

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I mean that sounds like a good life to me

 

plain jane: pls take ur masochistic ass out of this good christian chat

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: o no,,,,what r u going to do,,,,,fifght me,,,,,

 

plain jane: u kno what nvm




CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: I just thought of something! We should know each other alignments!

 

Iidad: I am not following

 

BubblegumBitch: for an example, I’m a disaster pan!

                           and you would be a distinguished bi!

 

Iidad: I do not know what that means but thank you!

 

BubblegumBitch: hanta and denki are both disaster bis

 

StaticShock: wow babe calling me out like this

 

Hayley Kiyoko: It’s really not a call out if everyone knows

 

ochahoe: that truly is something a functional lesbian would say

 

Hayley Kiyoko: that’s something a functional bi would say

 

ochahoe: touche

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: wait why am I a disaster

 

BubblegumBitch: you dropped a piece of toast once and then laid on the floor for a solid 10 min before picking it up and eating it anyway

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: That was one time!

 

BubblegumBitch: do u want me to list more out here in this good clean chatroom?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: u kno what nvm

 

ochahoe: Todoroki looks like a distinguished gay but he’s actually a disaster gay

 

BubblegumBitch: hmmmm yes very true

 

Hayley Kiyoko: my gf looks like a distinguished lesbian and is a distinguished lesbian

 

ochahoe: no objections to that

               My gf (good frog) is a functional lesbian

 

Tsuboo: tru

 

ochahoe: wait mina what about the rest of the bakusquad?

 

BubblegumBitch: Kiri is a functional gay and surprisingly baku is a functional bi!

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I would have pegged Bakugou as a disaster

 

BubblegumBitch: I know it surprised me when I realized it too

 

ochahoe: it’s tru tho

 

bakuhoe: Shinsou and I take a break and I see this bullshit

                Of course I’m functional no way would I be a disaster

 

Albert Einstein: yeah u fucking fools I’m the disaster

 

ochahoe: see that isn’t suprising

 

BubblegumBitch: a true disaster pan

 

Albert Einstein: actually present mic is the true disaster pan

 

BubblegumBitch: O shit u right

 

Albert Einstein: mic is my disaster pan father and midnight is my disaster pan mother

 

StaticShock: damn must be difficult being raised by two whole disasters

 

Albert Einstein: I was actually raised by one (1) disaster pan and one (1) functional bi

 

StaticShock: O shit whomst

 

Albert Einstein: Aizawa is the functional bi

 

StaticShock: wh

 

BubblegumBitch: excuse me

 

Albert Einstein: they’re married u goddamn fools

 

ochahoe: !!!!!!!!!!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m pretty sure at least half the class knew this already

 

ochahoe: im gonna need u to shut ur disaster gay self up for a moment so I can process this

 

BubblegumBitch: so what ur saying is

                            disaster pans and functional bis go well together?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: hmmmm interesting

 

bakuhoe: fuck off losers I have to fucking train this guy

 

ochahoe: ;^)

 

bakuhoe: no, stop that

 

ochahoe: ;^(

 

BubblegumBitch: back to business! But I guess we’ll have to @ the others cause they are never on :(

 

Gothbirb: wow rood I’m right here

 

BubblegumBitch: !!!

 

Gothbirb: u truly r a disaster

 

BubblegumBitch: I can’t really fight u bc ur a distinguished gay

 

plain jane: I’m on all the time Mina that hurts,,,,,

 

BubblegumBitch: IM SORRY

                           Wait ur a disaster gay so u can fight me

 

plain jane: :////

 

Naked&Afraid: I’m a functional bi!

 

BubblegumBitch: nice!

 

BubblegumBitch: @irlfurry get ur distinguished bi butt in here

 

irlfurry: I think myself to be a funtional bi actually

 

BubblegumBitch: no ur like on the edge but falling to distinguished

 

irlfurry: okay then

 

ochahoe: wait mido what r u doing ur not really responding

 

plain jane: me and kiri are playing video games!

 

ochahoe: o that explains why he’s not responding either then

 

plain jane: yup! It’s cause i’m absolutely slaughtering him!

 

ochahoe: hmmm interesting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

plain jane: no

 

Ochahoe:  ( ͠° ل͜ °)

 

plain jane: wh

                 who authorized that

                 who thought it was a good idea to give u those

 

StaticShock: *sweats*

 

bakuhoe: I should have known but now I have to murder u

 

StaticShock: go back to instructing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

bakuhoe: plan ur fucking funeral hoe

 

ochahoe : anyway!!! @The great british baking show is a funtional pan @nest is a distinguished gay @honhonbaguette is a disaster gay @^-^ is our one and only distinguished ace

 

The great british baking show: thats fair

 

honhonbaguette: I should be distinguished! What is this nonsense

 

BubblegumBitch: do u rly want to fight me yama?

 

honhonbaguette: cest la ve

 

BubblegumBitch: mhmm that’s what I thought

 

^-^: ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

 

ochahoe: koda u r too good for this world <333

 

^-^: (〃ω〃)

 

BubblegumBitch: adorable

 

plain jane: those r the only authorized emoticons

 

ochahoe: wait why is that your name @nest ?

 

nest: ask Toko

 

Gothbirb: he,,is a good nest,,,,

 

ochahoe: pfffft that’s so cute

 

Gothbirb: I love my nest bf

 

nest: I love my bird bf

 

Gothbirb: <3

 

nest: <3

 

ochahoe: gay

 

Gothbirb: u have a whole gf

 

ochahoe: shit u right

 

Iidad: It is getting late so you should all be getting to bed!

 

ochahoe: huh I guess you’re right.

                Wait where’s bakuhoe and shinsou? Shouldn’t they be back by now?

 

bakuhoe: we were showering hoe, fighting makes u gross

                Im going the fuck to sleep




Sleep? Don’t know her

 

plain jane: hey shinsou how dead r u

 

Albert Einstein: :)))

   He’s,,,,,so muscular,,,,,he can bench press me and that’s a fact,,,,,

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He does have one of the nicer bodies in our class

 

Albert Einstein: I mean so do u mr abs for days




Help™

 

plain jane: Todoroki is that you that’s burning?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: maybe so




PM ochahoe -> bakuhoe

 

ochahoe: sooooo

               Shinsou too eh?

 

bakuhoe: I will make u dinner everyday this week if u shut the fuck up

 

ochahoe: thank u 4 buying my silence

 

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CLASS 1A

 

oneokrock: someone help I’m trying to sing high school musical I Don’t Dance and every time I sing the “I don’t dance” Bakugou sings back in the tone of cardi b “I make money moves” and I have had ENOUGH

 

Albert Einstein: does he rly have the moves tho

 

StaticShock: yes

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: yes

 

BubblegumBitch: yes

 

oneokrock: yes

 

Albert Einstein: damn

 

StaticShock: I’m just gonna say this

                    Bakugou could realistically become a stripper easily

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He has the body for it

 

Albert Einstein: so do u stfu

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I

                        I mean you also have a nice body but I think you’re too good to simply be a stripper

 

plain jane: dhdjvvivivb Todoroki r u saying he’s sugar baby material

 

Iidad: Please no talk of that in here!

 

Albert Einstein: sorry dad

 

StaticShock: sent 1 image

                    Y’all motherfuckers dont kno bout my knife-knife

 

plain jane: did u just tape two knives together???

 

StaticShock: maybe

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ???

 

StaticShock: sent 1 image

                    A KNIFE-KNIFE-SPOON

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He just taped a spoon to the already taped together knives?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: he’s crying while cradling his creation

                                          Oh and now he’s trying to eat cereal with it

 

Iidad: Please be careful!!! Do not put knives near your mouths!!!

 

Albert Einstein: Why. Why the fuck do u have to warn them about this. Why is any of that happening

 

bakuhoe: it’s cause they’re idiots

 

StaticShock: stop calling me out like this  

 

bakuhoe: then make it more challenging

 

StaticShock: r00d




 

I won’t hesitate bitch

 

bakuhoe: what r u two losers doing right now

 

Albert Einstein: suffering

 

bakuhoe: besides that

 

Albert Einstein: talkin 2 u ;^)

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: nothing, why? Would you like to do something?

 

bakuhoe: I wanted to see if u wanted to watch this show that shitty hair has been telling me to watch

                Idk why he’s so into it it’s about dresses

 

Albert Einstein: what’s it called

 

bakuhoe: Say yes to the dress

                Is

                Is that u knocking on my door

               How did u get here so fast

 

Albert Einstein: open the fuck up bitch

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: well it started when I was a small child

 

Albert Einstein: what

                         Wait

                          I honestly can’t tell if u r memeing or not

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: :)

                         Anyway I’m on my way




 

PM bakuhoe -> oneokrock

 

bakuhoe: this is literally women tryin on wedding dresses I don’t understand the appeal

 

oneokrock: just give it like one episode

 

bakuhoe: Fine

 

oneokrock: well

 

bakuhoe: what the fuck why do they bring people in their party if they just gon bitch about every dress

 

oneokrock: So it begins




 

CLASS 1A

 

oneokrock: guess who successfully got baku into say yes to the dress

 

ochahoe: u absolute madman

 

BubblegumBitch: I can’t believe u actually got him

 

oneokrock: ;))))

 

bakuhoe: WHY WONT THEY JUST LET HER GET WHAT MAKES HER FEEL LIKE A FUCKING BRIDE

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I feel as if I’m reliving my life by watching the parents run these women’s fittings

 

BubblegumBitch: !!!!!

                            Todoroki ur watching too?!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: So is Shinsou but apparently he’s watched all of them before so he’s laughing at our reactions

 

ochahoe: o? All together ? Just the three of u?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ....Yes?

 

ochahoe: ok just checking

 

Naked&Afraid: ooooo I wanna go to that store to get my wedding dress!!

 

BubblegumBitch: me too!!! Just imagine going in that store !!!

 

Bill Nye: I can say that it is quite the experience going in!

 

BubblegumBitch: You’ve been there?!

 

Bill Nye: I have! I went to help my cousin pick out a dress a year or so ago!

 

Tsuboo: That seems like such a good experience

 

Bill Nye: It was! I would love to go again!

 

StaticShock: babes when we get married can I pick out a dress from there bc c’mon who doesn’t want one

 

BubblegumBitch: we can both get a dress from there!!!!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I’ll just sit there and tell u how good u both look the whole time <3

 

StaticShock: <3

 

BubblegumBitch: <3

 

ochahoe: wholesome

 

Albert Einstein: I want to see Bakugou work there for one (1) day

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He keeps commenting on which dresses the brides should be looking for before the consultant thinks about it and he’s right every time

 

plain jane: it’s probably because his parents work in the fashion industry!

 

Albert Einstein: excuse me

 

plain jane: if I remember right his parents drag him to model clothing if they can’t find one in time or for last minute cancellations

 

bakuhoe: Deku I swear to god keep talking and see what happens

 

plain jane: I’m just saying! The pictures are good tho!

 

bakuhoe: anyone who gets nosy and wants to see them has to die first

 

plain jane: or

 

bakuhoe: dont fucking think about it if u value ur life

 

plain jane: it’s a sacrifice I must make

                 Sent 10 images

 

bakuhoe: HOW DID U GET THEM SO FUCKING F A S T

 

plain jane: I definitely don’t have blackmail folders on everyone that Uraraka help me make

 

ochahoe: ;)))

 

Iidad: What!!! Did!!! I!!! Say!!! About!!! Blackmail!!!

 

ochahoe: sry dad :^\

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Bakugou just sprinted out of the room

                        I see why

                        I’m going to go stop him from committing murder cause Shinsou is too busy laughing to help

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: good luck with that

 

oneokrock: bakubro no

 

StaticShock: I am fucking SPOOKED

                    Bakuhoe chases Mido into the common room where the rest of the squad is and

                    Todoroki settled Baku down in record time by saying and I quote “I thought the pictures were quite cute try and calm down”

 

plain jane: that bitch broke

 

Tsuboo: YEET

 

bakuhoe: ur all dead to me

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: :(

 

bakuhoe: not u I guess

 

Albert Einstein: :(

 

bakuhoe: especially u

 

Albert Einstein: so fucking rood

 

bakuhoe: what r u gonna do fight me

 

Albert Einstein: no bc I know u would kick my ass but I do now have these pictures for blackmail

 

bakuhoe: friendship ended with Shinsou. Now Todoroki is my only friend

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: *slowly puts down the photos I was saving of u from those pics*

 

bakuhoe: nvm I don’t have any friends

 

oneokrock: I

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: am

 

BubblegumBitch: So

 

StaticShock: Hurt

 

bakuhoe: y’all don’t count u made me part of ur gang anyway

 

oneokrock: But u love us

 

bakuhoe: suddenly I can’t read I don’t know

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: wow the third smartest student can’t even read

 

bakuhoe: yeah what’s that say ab u fuckers

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: …..touché

 

plain jane: hey just dropped in to say I saw Uraraka being rly gay w her frog gf

 

ochahoe: it’s tru

 

Tsuboo: we are indeed gay

 

oneokrock: nice





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CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: Iida I have a thought thats been plaguing my mind. Why is this chat named class 1a?

 

Iidad: We are known as class 1A despite being second years so I just thought I would leave it. I think of it as a reflection of our past hardships and accomplishments!

Plus I sometimes forget that we are now class 2A!

 

StaticShock: I mean that’s fair

 

ochahoe: that’s really sweet Iida!

 

Iidad: Thank you Uraraka!

 

ochahoe: also we r at the last day Baku is making me dinner and I am very sad

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I’m still confused as to how u got him to do that

 

ochahoe: it’s a secret ;^)

 

BubblegumBitch: cmon lovie share!!!!

 

ochahoe: I will only tell u but I have to swear u to secrecy




PM ochahoe -> BubblegumBitch

 

ochahoe: u have to be sworn to not tell anyone bc then I lose my material

 

BubblegumBitch: of course!!! Now wht is ur secret

 

ochahoe: poor baku is very not trusting so whenever I mention spilling the beans about who he likes he caves even tho I could never do that to him

 

BubblegumBitch: that’s not fair the whole squad has to deal with his pining all the time!

 

ochahoe: it’s a good thing tho! He trusts you guys a lot!

 

BubblegumBitch: I know he’s come such a long way! I’m so proud of him!





CLASS 1A

 

bakuhoe: purple hair, after I make dinner Aizawa asked me to test u again so be ready at like 7

 

Albert Einstein: o? What’s this? R u asking me on a date?

 

bakuhoe: is it really a date if I’m kicking ur ass the whole time?

 

Albert Einstein: I’ll take what I can get tbh

 

BubblegumBitch: OwO what’s this? My boys are flirting?

 

Albert Einstein: hmmmm? Flirting? Dont kno her

 

ochahoe: sad

 

BubblegumBitch: sad

 

StaticShock: sad

 

plain jane: sad

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: sad

 

oneokrock: sad

 

bakuhoe: I will literally murder all of u

 

oneokrock: sure u will

       U love us

 

bakuhoe: Love ???? Don’t know her

 

oneokrock: hmmmmm seems fake but ok

 

bakuhoe: round face do u want dinner or not cause it’s ready

 

ochahoe: !!!!!! I’ll be there in a sec!!!!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He was flirting?

 

plain jane: Todoroki do u not know how flirting works?

 

BubblegumBitch: literally half this class doesn’t know how flirting works y’all r blind

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I must be doing it wrong then I’ll try harder

 

ochahoe: o no honey it’s just who ur trying to flirt with are dense as rocks

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: oh okay

  Bakugou, Shinsou, I could help if you want

 

Albert Einstein: o? Adding to make this a date for three ;)) it’s fine with me but u better clear it with blasty mcsplode

 

bakuhoe: normally I would say yes but I know that u still have to do all the homework that was assigned to us today so no

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ...Alright

 

Albert Einstein: I don’t see why he can’t come I like Todoroki

 

ochahoe: o?

 

Albert Einstein: yeah I like hangin out w him??? We’re good friends???

 

bakuhoe: fucking he has a shit ton of work to do

    If u wanna come next time u can ok

    Message me when ur done ur work and I can check over it if u want

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ok I’d like that thanks. Don’t worry about it Shinsou I’ll come next time.




Help™

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: did I do something wrong? Is he trying to avoid me?

 

ochahoe: no no no not at all. Bakugou is like a mom when he shows his affection

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: hmmmm yeah u already lost me

 

plain jane: what she means is that when Kacchan cares about people he looks after them more than himself

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I see

 So he’s not just trying to ignore me?

 

ochahoe: of course not! He cares about you which is why he wants u to do well in school! You don’t have any trouble with the physical aspect but Shinsou does and he needs help!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Alright. I guess it’s just me being a little jealous of the two of them together without me

 

ochahoe: that’s normal if u aren’t dating...I think? But if u do end up dating them both then will u still be jealous when they do things without u?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I don’t think so? If we were to date I would be comfortable with them not being around me but I feel jealous because I have neither of them if that makes sense?

 

plain jane: so you’re just feeling insecure?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I suppose so?




Sleep? Don’t know her

 

Albert Einstein: wowowowow I’m ready to Die

 

Gothbirb: just tell him how you feel, free yourself from the burden that you carry

 

Albert Einstein: How about no

 

plain jane: that’s fair

      I still think you should tell him tho

 

Albert Einstein: hnnnnnnnnnnnn no

 

plain jane: if u tell him how you feel then I’ll tell Kirishima

 

Albert Einstein: honestly getting rejected in order for you to date someone who clearly reciprocates seems like a good choice, I’ll do it

 

plain jane: wait no

 

Albert Einstein: u brought this upon yourself



CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: can u believe that one of the deepest fucking lines in the world came from a fucking spy kids movie

 

plain jane: explain

 

StaticShock: “Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?” Spoken by Steve Buscemi

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: All I remember from spy kids is the thumb thumbs

I still have nightmares about them

 

ochahoe: shark boy and lava girl is where it’s at don’t fucking @ me

 

Hayley Kiyoko: @ochahoe ur wrong

 

ochahoe: :^(

 

StaticShock: where is all the love for this good no sinning server tonight

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: is there normally love in here?

 

plain jane: no

 

oneokrock: yes

 

plain jane: I mean yes

 

ochahoe: gay

 

plain jane: yes yes u r

 

ochahoe: I’m bi so shut the fuck up

 

plain jane: :///

 

StaticShock: damn nothing but Depression in this wholesome server tonight

 

plain jane: that’s always my mood

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Big Mood?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: rt

 

oneokrock: rt

 

Gothbirb: rt

 

oneokrock: when r Bakubro and Shinsou gettin back by the way?

 

ochahoe: I don’t know I feel like they should be back by now

 

Tsuboo: I can’t believe Bakugou and Shinsou are making out in the kitchen. Like really? Right in front of my salad?

 

StaticShock: damn need me a freak like that

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: we literally just made out

 

BubblegumBitch: I love u two but SHU T

 

ochahoe: ?!!?!?!?!!?

 

BubblegumBitch: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

BubblegumBitch: @bakuhoe EXPLAIN

 

StaticShock: he won’t answer u have to get Shinsou u kno this babe @Albert Einstein

 

Albert Einstein: Oh hey look at the time, it’s gotta go make out with my boyfriend o’clock

 

ochahoe: hoe

    I WANT THE DEETS

 

Albert Einstein: Ok Bakugou went back to cooking so I’ll tell u

 

ochahoe: he’s cooking again??????

 

Albert Einstein: I told him I didn’t eat yet and he got really offended like a grandma would and is making me food.

 

BubblegumBitch: kabefagfaikbkjb

      Bakumom

 

ochahoe: the deetz Shinsou, THE DEETZ

 

Albert Einstein: it was really gay. We were sparring and he had flipped me and then pinned me and I said “holy shit date me”. And now here we are

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: why did I expect anything different

 

bakuhoe: fffffuck off

 

Albert Einstein: ur beautiful when ur angry

   now he’s cookin angrily

   and now I can openly oogle at him this is great

 

oneokrock: Congrats you gays!

 

Iidad: Yes, congratulations you two! I hope your time together is full of happiness!

 

BubblegumBitch: congrats from the three of us (they went back to making out)

 

Naked&Afraid: Congrats!!!

 

Bill Nye: Congratulations!

 

Tsuboo: yee congrats

 

Hayley Kiyoko: it took y’all long enough congrats

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Yes, congratulations




PM bakuhoe -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

bakuhoe: did u want me to look over the work?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no, that’s alright I think I’m just going to sleep

 

bakuhoe: it’s only 10 r u sick or some shit? I can bring u some food if u want

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: No, I’m just really tired. Thank you though.




2 / 5 r single and pining

 

StaticShock: Damn now we gotta change the chat name

          By the way congrats bro

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: Yee congrats but are you guys good with just dating each other? What about Todoroki? If you don’t mind me asking

 

bakuhoe: I don’t know

 

oneokrock: bro what do you mean you don’t know?

 

bakuhoe: Of course I want to date BOTH of them. But when he asked me if i wanted to date him I just said yes??? I was so surprised that my feelings were actually returned? I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS OK

 

oneokrock: ok calm down. Just talk to them about it. You won’t get anywhere by just ignoring your feelings. I’m gonna straight out tell you that todoroki likes you two. I don’t really care if it breaks the bro code but this is just a slippery slope. So tomorrow you should go talk to them.

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: couldn’t have said it better myself

 

bakuhoe: I already fucking tried to talk to him and he seems like he doesn’t want fucking anything to do with me

 

BubblegumBitch: I think you all just need to rest and figure this out tomorrow. But when you talk to them make sure Shinsou is ok with it first because you are now dating him




PM plain jane -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

plain jane: are you okay?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I mean not really? I don’t know?

 It really hurts me in a way to see them together?

 I am happy for them but I wish I could be together with them?

 I think I just need some space right now.

 

plain jane: I’m sorry, if I hadn’t told Shinsou to do that

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: No, it wasn’t your fault, it was my own

  I just

  I didn’t say how I felt in time. It’s fine.

  I’m just not good at expressing myself yet? It makes me feel a little broken because I know that Shinsou can give Bakugou the stability he needs more than I can.

  And Bakugou can be there for Shinsou and take care of him and I can’t do that.

  And since they are together now I don’t think I’ll fit into the equation with them anymore. I would feel like I’m always intruding.

  And I just wouldn’t be good enough for one of them let alone both of them.

  I’ll get over it soon enough, it’ll be fine.

 

plain jane: Todoroki you’re not broken. Lets get that straight. You have learned to trust us and that’s a huge step, anyone would be lucky to have you. You are more than enough. I think you should just talk to them. But if you want space then I’ll give you space but I’m always here if you need to talk.

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Thanks, I think I’m gonna sleep now. Goodnight.

 

plain jane: I’ll see you tomorrow okay? Goodnight

  



PM Gothbirb -> Albert Einstein

 

Albert Eistein: question

 

Gothbirb: ah yes 3 am. The hour of Truth

 

Albert Einstein: So I got a bf right

 

Gothbirb: right

 

Albert Einstein: but is it bad I want another one as well? I am in Crisis Mode™

 

Gothbirb: it’s called polyamory look it up bitch

 

Albert Einstein: hoe I know but what do if u wanna date someone else while also dating ur current bf

 

Gothbirb: u literally just talk about it.

 

Albert Einstein: I hate confrontation so that’s a no go

 

Gothbirb: listen nothing is ever resolved through ignoring the issues at hand

 

Albert Einstein: uh false, I did that my whole life and I turned out fine

   ….  

   U kno what nvm I’ll talk to my hot bf tomorrow

 

Gothbirb: good choice

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PM Albert Einstein -> bakuhoe

 

Albert Einstein: babe can we talk?

 

bakuhoe: I actually need to talk to you about something so yeah

               Don’t fucking call me babe

 

Albert Einstein: ok I’m gonna come to ur room

                         Babe




Kiri for the love of god just kiss him

 

bakuhoe: THAT WAS THE FUCKING EASIEST CONVERSATION AND I AM SUCH A DUMBASS FOR NOT REALIZING SOONER

 

oneokrock: I’m proud of u I’m glad it went well man!

 

bakuhoe: I told him how I fucking want to date half and half too and he just went “bitch me too the fuck”

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: wow pretty amazing how talking solves issues

 

bakuhoe: I will murder u

 

StaticShock: pls don’t murder my bf

 

BubblegumBitch: yeah pls don’t murder him we love him

 

bakuhoe: no fucking promises




PM bakuhoe -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

bakuhoe: Oi half and half can I talk to u

 

bakuhoe: ????

 

bakuhoe: hey shitface don’t ignore me




PM Albert Einstein -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

Albert Einstein: Todoroki are you ok?

 

Albert Einstein: can we talk?

 

Albert Einstein: you’ve been acting weird since yesterday and we need to talk




CLASS 1A

 

bakuhoe: has anyone seen halfie?

 

ochahoe: hmmmm no I haven’t have u tried his room?

 

bakuhoe: yeah of course I have dumbass

 

plain jane: ah he actually went home for the weekend

                 He should have his phone tho, is he not responding to you?

 

bakuhoe: I’ve been trying to get a hold of him all fucking day

 

Albert Einstein: me too

 

plain jane: huh weird I’ll try getting a hold of him but he might be with his mom so




PM bakuhoe -> plain jane

 

bakuhoe: I think he’s ignoring me but can you just make sure he’s ok

               I know about his history with his shitty old man

 

plain jane: I’ll let you know!

                 But I do want to know if you’re serious about both of them. They are very close friends of mine

 

bakuhoe: when the fuck am I ever NOT SERIOUS

               ME AND SHINSOU TALKED THIS MORNING AND WE BOTH WANT TO DATE THAT HALF AND HALF BASTARD

               WE WANT TO CLEAR UP THIS WHOLE THING

 

plain jane: u actually sat down and talked about feelings? You?

 

bakuhoe: YES THE FUCK I DID BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THEM U FUCK

 

plain jane: I’ll make sure he’s alright but you have to tell him how you feel. You guys have gone long enough with the pining I don’t want to see any of you hurt.

      

bakuhoe: That’s exactly what I’m fucking trying to do. I didn’t mean for this to pan out this way fuck I messed up so bad

 

plain jane: It was actually my fault because of something I said to Shinsou which in turn made him ask you out

 

bakuhoe: it’s our fucking business so it was our own fucking fault dumbass

                Just keep me updated on that asshole since he’s ignoring us

 

plain jane: I’ll keep checking and I’ll let you know

 

bakuhoe: thanks




PM plain jane -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

plain jane: you know you should really respond to Bakugou and Shinsou. They’re getting really worried.

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: why would they be worried?

 

plain jane: because you haven’t responded to them all day and they care about you???

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I just don’t want to talk to them right now. I don’t really want to talk to anyone.

 

plain jane: you’re going to have to talk with them on Monday you know

                 you are in the same class you can’t ignore them forever

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I can try

                        But I decided that I’m going to turn my phone off for the weekend so if everyone wonders what I’m doing just tell them I have my phone off




PM bakuhoe -> Albert Einstein

 

bakuhoe: I kno ur training with Aizawa rn but todoroki is ok and the fucker is avoiding us by turning his phone off

 

Albert Einstein: I’m glad he’s ok at least

                         Also I’m done training I’m headed back to the dorms now

 

bakuhoe: this really turned into a whole fiasco didn’t it

 

Albert Einstein: honeslty I’m surprised it didn’t turn into a fiasco sooner

 

bakuhoe: why do u say that

 

Albert Einstein: I thought ur gang would meddle somehow

 

bakuhoe: nah they loyal hoes that can somehow actually keep a secret

 

Albert Einstein: fair

                         what are you doing rn

 

bakuhoe: homework, why?

 

Albert Einstein: bc I need a nap and ur warm

 

bakuhoe: I see, ur only dating me so I can be a heater u hoe

 

Albert Einstein: actually im dating u bc ur beautiful, smart, passionate, ur actually a good person when u want to be despite constantly telling urself ur not. U look hot doing literally anything and u pretend to not care about anyone when in reality ur the grumpy grandpa that always complains but will help in anyway he can. Ur just rly wonderful and I like u a whole lot.

                         ….

                         Were those ur explosions

                         Did I fluster u that much?

 

bakuhoe: ….maybe

 

Albert Einstein: holy shit I’m coming to kiss ur dumb face rn

                         Open ur fucking door




PM Albert Einstein -> oneokrock

 

Albert Einstein: can I ask u something

 

oneokrock: sure bro! What is it?

 

Albert Einstein: how long did it take Bakugou to be comfortable with your touches?

 

oneokrock: hmmmm good question

                  It took probably almost a full year for him to be comfortable with really long contact. He used to not be able to cuddle with us for more than 5 minutes. He’s certainly gotten a lot better at least with the squad bc u know how touchy we are.

 

Albert Einstein: Is it normal for him to get really tense? I ask because earlier I was taking a nap on him and then he tensed up really bad and he seemed a bit panicked.

 

oneokrock: he’ll probably get really tense bc he’s nervous around you and he’s not used to your touch but was he asleep too?

 

Albert Einstein: he might have been why?

 

oneokrock: he gets nightmares a lot. It’s not place to really tell you about them but you should definitely talk ab it. Maybe he’ll open up more to you bc he doesn’t tell me much.

 

Albert Einstein: I thought he might be sensitive to light touches bc I’ve been there and it seemed like it but thanks for the help.

                         Things have been pretty stressful since yesterday and I don’t want to cause him more stress

 

oneokrock: anytime dude! But I’m sure everything will work out between you three! Everyone is rooting for you guys!

 

Albert Einstein: I can only hope




CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: So yeah that’s why I’m not allowed back in any Denny’s in Ohio

 

ochahoe: that was a wild ride from start to finish jesus

 

Hayley Kiyoko: ??? What the fuck ended up happening to the coyote ??

 

StaticShock: Pringles is probably out there somewhere, scouring Cleveland

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I love u but I never want to hear that story ever again

 

StaticShock: I mean that’s fair

                    But in my defense I was unsupervised

 

Iidad: I am very concerned about that story Kaminari!

 

BubblegumBitch: yeah babe what the fuck

 

StaticShock: would y’all be surprised if i told you that isn’t my worst story

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I think that one story was enough for today

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I agree

 

StaticShock: shit aight




PM shroomqueen420 -> bakuhoe

 

shroomqueen420: what’s brakin bruh how u livin

                              i cant beleive u like didnt tell me u got a bf u hoe

 

bakuhoe: where the fuck did u even get that information

 

shroomqueen420: my main girl mina told me she lit asf bruh

 

bakuhoe: yeah i have a fucking boyfriend

 

shroomqueen420: hell yeah is it todo? U said u were crushin on him

 

bakuhoe: its actually Shinsou

 

shroomqueen420: wow bruh congrats but what ab tododokidoki

 

bakuhoe: im also trying to date him its none of ur fucking business acid trip girl

 

shroomqueen420: ah so like polyamory right fam

 

bakuhoe: fucking yeah

 

shroomqueen420: swag as fuck y’all’ll be so litty together man gucci

 

bakuhoe: whenever I think I can fully understand u, u do this shit

 

shroomqueen420: just livin la vida loco my dude

 

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Class 1A

 

StaticShock: ya ever think how fucked up it is that we shed our teeth to be replaced by permanent, stronger teeth

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I am begging you to shut the fuck up

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: baby teeth: who are you

                                          Permanent teeth: im u but stronger

 

StaticShock: I love you so fucking much

 

BubblegumBitch: wow appreciating hanta without me? r00d

 

StaticShock: we always appreciating hanta, it’s what he deserves

 

bakuhoe: WE R IN CLASS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PAY ATTENTION

                I ALREADY HAVE TO TUTOR YOU ENOUGH

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: guys i say we do what he says cause i didnt even see him use his phone and he has a blank face and honestly i am terrified

 

StaticShock: yeah ok I bet u just weren’t paying attention

 

bakuhoe: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY

 

StaticShock: holy fucking shit ok that was terrifying how r u doing that

 

bakuhoe: :)

 

StaticShock: shutting up now

 

ochahoe: holy shit did u see how fast Todo just nyoomed the fuck outta the classroom once aizawa said we could go

 

Tsuboo: bakugou looks like he’s about to crush his phone in his hand

 

bakuhoe: WHAT THE FUCK TODOROKI GET BACK HERE

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: sorry I have some things to do I’ll talk to everyone later

 

plain jane: jesus christ

 

oneokrock: Bakugou looks livid man

                  O i see why

 

Naked&Afraid: watching Shinsou drag an angry Bakugou out of the room with an equally angry expression was truly wild




PM bakuhoe -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

bakuhoe: STOP FUCKING AVOIDING US

                JUST TALK TO US YOU FUCK

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Why? You obviously found out how I felt about both of you and You probably don’t want to be around me.

 

bakuhoe: WHAT

                WHAT THE FUCK NO

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Then why? If you still want to be friends we can work it out but I don’t think I can spend as much time with you two.

 

bakuhoe: BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT YOU U DUMBASS

               WE WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WANTED TO DATE BOTH OF US

               WE BOTH LIKE YOU YOU DENSE FUCKER

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Oh

                        OH

                         I must apologize for being childish about this

 

bakuhoe: can we actually fucking talk about this now?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Yes I guess that would be good to do

 

bakuhoe: we’re coming to your room

                Knock knock bitch open the fuck up




CLASS 1A

 

Albert Einstein: wassup sluts guess who has two (2) boyfriends

 

plain jane: thank fucking god

 

Iidad: Midoriya!

 

ochahoe: no I agree thank fucking god

 

BubblegumBitch: Listen we’ve listened to Bakugou’s pining for months plus this whole fiasco let me say thank fucking god

 

bakuhoe: u can fukc off

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki you were pining?

 

bakuhoe: don’t act like u weren’t fucker

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I just like to make you blush because you look so adorable

 

bakuhoe: S H U T

 

Albert Einstein: hmmm strong agree Shoto

 

oneokrock: r all of u together right now?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: we are in my room, why?

 

oneokrock: bc I have to share the receipts of all of you guys pining and I need baku to not be able to kill me

 

bakuhoe: DONT

 

StaticShock: DO IT BRO EXPOSE THEM

 

bakuhoe: FUCKING DONT

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: DO IT

Yuzuru Hanyu: we couldn’t have been that bad

 

plain jane: “Bakugou has the softest laugh and I almost passed out bc it was the cutest noise I’ve ever heard” -Todoroki

 

oneokrock: “that fucking half and half has the cutest but also the fucking sexiest hair and I don’t know how it’s possible” -Bakugou

 

StaticShock: “his jawline could honestly murder me. Who allowed that purple fuck to have such a nice face shape. Fuck him.” -Bakugou

 

plain jane: “Honestly if being thrown to the ground means I can touch Bakugou’s muscles then who the fuck am I to refuse that honor” -Shinsou

 

ochahoe: “I worry about him because he’s so tired and it makes me want to find a cure for insomnia so he can sleep peacefully.” -Todoroki

 

Gothbirb: “have you seen his teeth? HOLY SHIT THEY ARE A LITTLE POINTY AND VERY ATTRACTIVE 20/10 pls bite me” -Shinsou ab Bakugou

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m not ashamed of any of that

                       My boyfriends deserve every word I said

 

Albert Einstein: I’m gonna have to stop it here before it gets too R rated

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I think you all have broken Katsuki. He is lying on top of Hitoshi with his face buried in his neck

 

BubblegumBitch: awwwwww

 

ochahoe: baku baby is embarrassed

 

StaticShock: o that was a big mood when I started dating Ashido and Hanta. I understand u Bakubro

 

plain jane: I’m just glad this pining is over

 

ochahoe: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

plain jane: put that away

 

ochahoe: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

plain jane: I’m being attacked

 

StaticShock: So Todoroki whomst be the better kisser?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: im not answering that

 

Albert Einstein: u can say it’s Katsuki bc honestly it is

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: yeah ok it is

 

bakuhoe: of course I’m the best

 

oneokrock: ah yee there’s our bakubroski

 

BubblegumBitch: “I JUST WANNA KISS THEIR STUPID FUCKING FACES AND HOLD THEIR HANDS WHAT THE FUCK” - Bakugou

                            sorry there’s just too many receipts and I thought that one was funny

 

plain jane: “have you ever looked at Todoroki and just gasped a little at how pretty he is?” -Shinsou

 

plain jane: I have too many, I had both of them pining to me all the time

 

oneokrock: Bakubro is ab to get rly embarrassed

 

bakuhoe: hoe don’t do it

                I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT UR TYPING DONT FUCKING DO IT

 

oneokrock: “I know I’m still new to this whole feelings thing but honestly I could wake up to both of them every morning. And then have nice quiet mornings making breakfast with them with our cats.”

 

ochahoe: that’s adorable djdndnsk

 

BubblegumBitch: that’s so cute how come the ones u send to the squad r always so angry we never see these

 

bakuhoe: S T. OP

 

Tsuboo: I come into this good server and see so much gay

             What a time to be alive

 

Bill Nye: I am so happy for you all!

              If I may hop on the “receipts” train

             “I saw both of them laugh and accidentally caught on fire” - Todoroki

 

Hayley Kiyoko: dhhddnsksn get em babe

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I wasn’t that bad

 

plain jane: yes u were

 

ochahoe: yes u were

 

Tsuboo: yes u were

 

Iidad: Yes you were!

 

Bill Nye: Yes you were

 

Hayley Kiyoko: yes the fuck u were bitch

 

Albert Einstein: great now both of my bfs r literally smoking

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: can we go back to how soft Baku was?????

 

bakuhoe: no

 

ochahoe: yes

 

StaticShock: he’s texted me stuff like that ab them before

                    he’s actually a big softy

 

bakuhoe: nope no more we’re done with that

 

ochahoe: boo u whore

 

Albert Einstein: hey Midoriya

                         Remember that thing

 

plain jane: I

                 I don’t recall

                 I suddenly can’t read

 

ochahoe: O?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I also remember that thing

 

Gothbirb: I have the receipts to that

 

plain jane: *sweats*

                  Another day pls I’m not ready

 

Albert Einstein: u have one (1) week

 

plain jane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Albert Einstein: wait but what other receipts do u have bc Bakugou blushing is literally a gift from God himself

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: “you betrayed me. Now Shoto is my only boyfriend” - Katsuki, as he slowly rolls over to lay on top of me now

 

StaticShock: damn y’all wild

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: “Babe no. Come back ur so warm.”

                         Hitoshi is now also lying on top of me I am dying the best possible death

 

Bill Nye: Actually you have said before that the way you want to die ishbchxjxskxoxp

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I stopped her from typing something very not holy y’all should thank me

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: O? Is Todoroki into some spicy stuff ( ͡° ω ͡° )

 

Hayley Kiyoko: from what I’m hearing I am kind of concerned for them bc I don’t know what half of this shit is

 

StaticShock: somehow I’m not surprised

 

plain jane: ? Todoroki never mentioned anything about that to me

 

Bill Nye: I have known him for a long time so we tell each other A LOT

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I dealt with your pining for Jirou since the first day of classes u owed me this much

 

Bill Nye: I’m going to admit I was pining very hard

 

Hayley Kiyoko: awe babe that’s so cute

                        And same I was a mess of pining

 

StaticShock: yeah I know

 

Hayley Kiyoko: fight me u bootleg Pikachu

 

oneokrock: how r u still alive Todoroki

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: well Hitoshi hadn’t slept for a day or so and he passed out on my right side and Katsuki has had an emotional day so he was tired as well and he fell asleep on my left side.

 

ochahoe: pics or it didn’t happen

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: sent 1 image

 

BubblegumBitch: so many soft Bakugou’s today

                            Such a blessed day

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I think I’ll sleep too so good night everyone

                        And Midoriya

                        One (1) week

 

plain jane: shdbdkskdbs

                 Pls

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: :)

 

plain jane: that is haunting

 

oneokrock: what’s the thing?

 

plain jane: ITS NOTHING

                 REALLY

 

oneokrock: ok dude if you say so

                  OH BEFORE I FORGET MIDORIYA

 

plain jane: ??????

 

oneokrock: did u wanna go check out the new comic book store with me tomorrow ??? I forgot to ask earlier

 

plain jane: yeah! That would be really cool! I think this one comic I wanted to get is out so they might have it!

 

oneokrock: nice dude! Is right after cass fine with you?

 

plain jane: yeah thats fine!

 

oneokrock: sweet

 

 

 

Help™

 

ochahoe: ;)))))))

 

plain jane: o my god

 

ochahoe: so what is this thing y’all r talking about

 

plain jane: so,,,,I might have made a deal with Shinsou that may in turn have started the whole fiasco that happened

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: he said “Shinsou if u ask Bakugou out then I’ll ask Kirishima out”

                        and it wasn’t your fault, we are just dense

 

plain jane: go back to sleep u fiend

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m turning his fucking phone off since he keeps moving his arm that I’m trying to use as a pillow

 

ochahoe: Hi bakugou

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: fuck off

 

Tsuboo: damn time to go fight for my gfs honor

              Square up thot

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: he went back to sleep but I’ll be going now

 

Tsuboo: sad, I’m in the mood to fight someone

 

Iidad: Please do not fight!

 

Tsuboo: sorry dad

 

Iidad: I also suggest you go to sleep!

          But Midoriya have fun on your date! Remember the curfew!

 

ochahoe: Iidad strikes again

 

plain jane: ITS NOT A DATE SDGJHVLS

 

ochahoe: sure jan

 

plain jane: it’s actually jane so shut the fuck up

 

ochahoe: STEP THE FUCK UP NO WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

 

Tsuboo: o my fuckin god he fuckin dead

 

Iidad: When will you learn that your actions have consequences!

 

plain jane: jhvksjv Iida why

 

ochahoe: G O D did u really meme so we would sleep

 

Iidad: Drastic times call for drastic measures!

 

Tsuboo: it truly is time to sleep jesus

Chapter Text

PM shroomqueen420 -> bakuhoe:

 

shroomqueen420: bakubabe y didnt u tell me u have 2 bfs

 

bakuhoe: bc it’s none of ur fucking business

 

shroomqueen420: dnt b like that fam

                              I wanna meet ur bf

                              I already kno Todobroski but not Shinsou

 

bakubabe: that’s too bad bc it’s not happening

 

shroomqueen420: dont b fuckin rood bakubaby

 

bakuhoe: no you’re not meeting himscdsmhs

 

shroomqueen420: r u ded bakubro?

 

bakuhoe: Hi, Shinsou here. The squad is planning a movie night this weekend txt Mina for info bc I deadakcnsdckdsnc

 

shroomqueen420: woah killed by ur own partner need me a freak like that (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

 

bakuhoe: shut the up fuck




CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: so yeah I’m banned from Dublin Ireland and am now on the no fly list

 

StaticShock: that story was as bad as mine jesus

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I am never traveling with you two ever

 

BubblegumBitch: ;(((((

 

StaticShock: ;^(((

 

BubblegumBitch: !!!!!!

                            Camie just texted me to ask about our squad movie night!!!!

 

Albert Einstein: yeah I took Katsuki’s phone and told her about it bc he was grumbling ab her bothering him to meet me

 

BubblegumBitch: well she’s invited! She is one of my main girls after all!!!

 

StaticShock: I still remember when we first met her, sero started crying because he couldn’t understand her slang

 

ScothTapeExtraordinare: I hadn’t slept in two days and I was stressed

 

BubblegumBitch: tbh I wonder how Baku does it cause it’s hard for me to understand her sometimes

 

bakuhoe: u get used to it

 

oneokrock: how often do u talk to her???

 

bakuhoe: whenever she won’t leave me the fuck alone

 

Iidad: Please refrain from messaging in class!

 

bakuhoe: fuck u, this is just a review lesson

 

Albert Einstein: tru it is pretty fucking boring since we already know it all

 

StaticShock: whomst in this thread think remy from ratatouille would beat stuart littles ass in a fight

 

bakuhoe: remy is a fucking rat of course he would win

 

oneokrock: yeah but stuart is super smart

 

BubblegumBitch: both fair points

 

plain jane: remy would also have his rat army to help him

 

ochahoe: remy would win no question ab that

 

Iida: >:^(

 

ochahoe: ok dad sorry we’ll get off our phones




Kiri this is just tiring

 

BubblegumBitch: Kiri!!!!

 

oneokrock: ????

 

BubblegumBitch: remember to tell me all the details ab ur date ☆〜(ゝ。∂)

 

oneokrock: Its!!! Not!!!! A!!!!! Date!!!!!!

 

bakuhoe: bull fucking shit

 

oneokrock: its not!!!!!!!

                   also bakudude u r not allowed to have opinions on this

 

bakuhoe: fuck u I managed to get two bfs

 

oneokrock: fair

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: it’s ok dude just take ur time with it

         But stop being fucking BLIND

 

oneokrock: wow that hurts

 

StaticShock: not as much as watching ur pining

 

BubblegumBitch: call him out babe

 

oneokrock: it’s not THAT bad

 

bakuhoe: u rly wanna try that

 

oneokrock: nvm




Help™

 

plain jane: GUYS IM FREAKIN OUT

                  YOU HAVE ME BELIEVING THAT IM GOING ON A DATE WHEN IM NOT AND I AM S T R E S S E D

 

ochahoe: I mean it’s just you two

               Alone

               Off campus

               Seems like a date

 

plain jane: HNNNNNNNNNN

 

Tsuboo: you guys hang out alone together all the time. I don’t see why this is a big deal

 

Iidad: Exactly! Just enjoy one another’s company!

 

plain jane: but still what if he thinks it’s a date

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Midoriya I think you are just overthinking things

 

plain jane: u aren’t allowed to tell me that Mr “I have to be angsty for a whole weekend”

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: it was ONE TIME

 

ochahoe: ok so Todoroki gets no say

               But I do and I say ur overthinking things

 

plain jane: o look at the time it’s gotta go on this platonic date with my crush time.

 

ochahoe: coward




Do the Hustle (bork version)

 

Albert Einstein: will my two beautiful bfs come stalk Midoriya and Kirishimas date with me

 

bakuhoe: no

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: shouldn’t we just let them enjoy their date?

 

Albert Einstein: boo u whore

 

bakuhoe: Shitty hair is freaking out about it enough we don’t need to add fuel to the fire

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no one is adding fuel to me

 

bakuhoe: y r u like this

 

Albert Einstein: shhh let him be

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: can we go on a date?

 

bakuhoe: we have homework u fuck

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Please…?

 

bakuhoe: god fucking dammit where do u wanna go

 

Albert Einstein: that new comic book store

 

bakuhoe: where do u wanna go that doesn’t involve stalking those two

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: can we go to the cat cafe

 

Albert Einstein: I’m already waiting in the common room get a fucking move on slackers




CLASS 1A

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: is it like date night or smth????

 

ochahoe: what makes u say that

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: momo and Jirou went out and baku, Todoroki, and Shinsou just left

 

ochahoe: that’s really funny!

 

BubblegumBitch: how come we didn’t do date night ;((((

 

Albert Einstein: we’re only doing date night bc Shoto asked and he then suggested a cat cafe so we’re here now

 

StaticShock: baku agreed just like that????

 

Albert Einstein: he falls for Shotos begging everytime

 

bakuhoe: I thought u were talkin shit and I was right

 

Albert Einstein: B-babe it’s not what you think!

 

bakuhoe: I wont hesitate bitch!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: *gunshot noise*

 

ochahoe: y’all wild

 

Albert Einstein: sent 5 images

                         How in the FUCK did i get so lucky what the FUCK

 

ochahoe: is

               is that a kitten sitting on top of bakugous head

 

Naked&Afraid: I’m more interested in the fact that Todoroki looks like he’s about to cry

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy in my life

                        I have my two boyfriends with me who I like very much and I’m surrounded by cats and tea

                        my heart is so full

 

Albert Einstein: thats so sweet and gay

                         I was just gonna send a pic of a cat that I photoshopped Katsukis face on but now I’m crying

 

StaticShock: you should still send the pic tho

 

Albert Einstein: he said if I send it he’s not kissing me for two weeks so I can’t

 

BubblegumBitch: damn :/ #whipped

 

Albert Einstein: u bet ur ass I’m whipped do u know who I’m dating

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: u kno what thats fair





Kiri this is just tiring

 

oneokrock: im literally going to die

 

StaticShock: O?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: O?

 

BubblegumBitch: O?

 

bakuhoe: O?

 

StaticShock: damn even bakubabe

 

oneokrock: listen,,,,,,

                   His face just lit up when we got to the store

                   It was so cute he was so excited

                   Then he kept talking about this series he’s reading and he was doing his really adorable mumbling

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I want u to read the name of this chat

 

StaticShock: ^^^^^

 

BubblegumBitch: I think that’s adorable

 

oneokrock: we’re actually headed to a cat cafe now and I’m gonna die more

 

bakuhoe: u shouldn’t go there

 

oneokrock: ?????

 

StaticShock: he’s there rn and doesn’t want u to see him being all soft with his bfs

 

oneokrock: ???? why r u at a cat cafe rn???

 

BubblegumBitch: check the class chat

 

oneokrock: too late we’re already here

 

bakuhoe: ur dead to me




CLASS 1A

 

irlfurry: someone please tell me why I just witnessed Kaminari climbing on top the fridge screaming “this house is a fucking nightmare”

 

StaticShock: its,,,none of ur business,,,

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I told him we were out of cereal

 

ochahoe: jesus

 

StaticShock: I’ve been looking forward to that cereal all day babe and its GONE

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: babe we can go get some rn

                                          pls get off the fridge

 

StaticShock: i love u

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: <3

 

Albert Einstein: How is it possible for Katsuki to look even cuter when he’s pouting with the cats im literally dying what the fuck

                         That

                         That was not supposed to go here

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: gay

 

Albert Einstein: u sent that right after u kissed Katsuki

 

bakuhoe: we’ve already seen the receipts plus u say gayer stuff to our faces

 

Albert Einstein: ….maybe so….

 

ochahoe: babe how come we r never gay in the class chat?

 

Tsuboo: we would kill them with how gay we are

 

ochahoe: tru

 

BubblegumBitch: u hoes went to get cereal without me >:^/

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: we knew u were with jirou finding some dope music so we just went

                                          we got u some strawberry candies tho

 

BubblegumBitch: how do u know exactly what I’m craving I swear it’s some kind of magic

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: It’s just dumb luck tbh

 

BubblegumBitch: soulmates

 

oneokrock: I’ve never seen Bakubro look this soft before

                  He’s leaning on Todoroki and he looks so happy???

 

ochahoe: are you with them????

 

oneokrock: actually Midoriya and me already decided to come here after we checked out the comic book store and they just so happened to be here!

                   I already got threatened by Baku tho

 

bakuhoe: sometimes I like to enjoy my bfs without having dumbasses around

 

oneokrock: ;((( u still love me

 

bakuhoe: try me bitch

 

oneokrock: wow it sure would be a shame if some more of ur super soft receipts were leaked to this group message

 

bakuhoe: fuck u

 

oneokrock: <3

 

bakuhoe: wanna kno smth fucking hilarious

 

StaticShock: who do u take me for

                    of course I do

 

bakuhoe: halfie tell them why u refused to hold our hands on the way to the cafe

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ….

                        Because I’m the hand crusher

 

ochahoe: djxndnnd

               wHAT

 

plain jane: he’s told me about this before bc me and Iida both injured our hands when we fought around him

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I don’t want to hurt their hands, especially Katsuki because he needs those for his quirk

 

BubblegumBitch: jdnxxkx Todo ur an absolute treasure never change

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ????

 

StaticShock: todo my dude my guy that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

 

Tsuboo: I think it’s touching that he doesn’t want to injure their hands

 

Hayley Kiyoko: so wait lemme get this straight

                        you have kissed both of them

                        but u refuse to hold their hands

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Yes

 

Hayley Kiyoko: o my god

 

Bill Nye: Todoroki we have been over this.

              Plus no one has broken their hand this year so I think you’re fine!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: you can never be too safe

 

Albert Einstein: great. Now Katsuki is trying to grab his hand and it’s disturbing the cats

                         aaaaand we got asked to leave

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: rip in pieces binch

 

Chapter Text

Kiri this is just tiring

 

BubblegumBitch: It’s movie night!!!!!!!!

                            Bakubabe can u go walk Camie here from the train station after class, I don’t want her to get lost on the way here

 

bakuhoe: why can’t one of u fucks do it

 

BubblegumBitch: bc me and denki r on pillow fort duty and hantaand kiri r on snack duty

 

bakuhoe: fine

 

BubblegumBitch: <3

                            Baku give me a heart back

 

bakuhoe: no

 

BubblegumBitch: :’(

 

bakuhoe: ….

                <3

 

BubblegumBitch: <333




CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: bakusquad plus Todoroki and Shinsou are having a movie night in the common room! Anyone is welcome to join!

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Momo and I might come chill for a bit but we were gonna start a new series

 

BubblegumBitch: ooooo what series

 

Hayley Kiyoko: ….naruto….

 

BubblegumBitch: pffffff

 

StaticShock: babe don’t diss naruto

                    It’s great

 

BubblegumBitch: u kno I’m more of a drama person rather than anime, love

 

StaticShock: One of these days I’m gonna make you watch it. One day

 

Tsuboo: me and ochako are going out tonight

 

BubblegumBitch: awe have fun! What are you doing?

 

Tsuboo: We’re going out to eat and then walking around the city

 

Naked&Afraid: that sounds fun!

 

Hayley Kiyoko: o fuck Aizawa is giving u The Glare

 

BubblegumBitch: o fuk

 

Naked&Afraid: I can’t make movie night but keep me updated!

 

BubblegumBitch: will do lovie!




PM oneokrock -> plain jane

 

oneokrock: hey bro you should totally come to movie night!

                   We’re watching Thor Ragnarock, Remember Me, Pokémon the first movie, and But Im a Cheerleader

 

plain jane: I’ll be there! What time does it start!

 

oneokrock: well we’re gonna start once Camie gets here but if u want u can come with me and sero after class to get snacks!

 

plain jane: sure!




Kiri this is just tiring

 

oneokrock: Hey Sero

                   u should do ur bro a favor and work on the pillow for with Mina and Kami

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: OwO what’s this ?

 

oneokrock: I may have invited Mido to come buy snacks with us….but I wanna actually ask him out ya feel

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: no problemo my dude I’ll make an excuse before we go so u two can have ur moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

oneokrock: ur such a bro ily

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: anything to end this pining

 

oneokrock: ruined the nice friendship moment

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: What’s friendship without a little heckling

 

StaticShock: bro!!!!! That’s great!!!!

 

bakuhoe: fucking finally

 

oneokrock: I don’t even know if he’ll say yes!

 

bakuhoe: bitch is u blind

 

oneokrock: :/

 

BubblegumBitch: IM SO EXCITED!!!!

                           YOU GOT THIS KIRI!!!

 

oneokrock: imma try my best ᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ




Help™

 

plain jane: Kiri just invited me to go gets snacks with him and sero and then come to movie night

                  I might actually die

 

Iidad: Tell them I wish I could make it but I cannot because it is a family members birthday! But also I’m sure you will be fine! It’s just a group of friends hanging out!

 

ochahoe: he’s right it’ll be fine! You really are over thinking things

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: everyone else will be there too so it’s not like you’re on a date alone

 

plain jane: all good points all good points

 

Tsuboo: y’all stress about this stuff way too much

 

plain jane: you’re just so forward so ur an outliner and shouldn’t be counted

 

ochahoe: I love her for it bc look at us! The classes first couple and going strong!

 

Tsuboo: <33

 

ochahoe: <33333

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: gay

 

ochahoe: u have two whole bfs

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: fair




PM bakuhoe -> shroomqueen420

 

bakuhoe: remember to get off at the right stop bc if ur not there I’m going to leave

 

shroomqueen420: bakubabe ur picking me up? <3

 

bakuhoe: unfortunately

 

shroomqueen420: u kno u love me ♪(´ε` )

 

bakuhoe: fake news

 

shroomqueen420: :(

 

bakuhoe: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




Oover Javer

 

bakuhoe: who wants to come with me to get Camie

                Shinsou this was ur doing so ur coming if u want to or not

 

Albert Einstein: damn u rly hit me with the last name babe I’m hurt

                         but yeah I’ll come

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’ll come too

 

bakuhoe: also be ready to deal with Dekus shit once class ends

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ?




Help™

 

plain jane: SERO HAS TO GO HELP MINA AND KAMINARI ITS JUST US

                 THIS IS HOW I DIE

 

ochahoe: you’ll be fine it’s just going to get snacks

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Your time is ticking away only a few days left

 

Tsuboo: had I not known what that was about I would have been really concerned

 

ochahoe: that was literally the most ominous way to phrase that

 

plain jane: Fine! U know what I’m gonna tell him while we buy snacks!

 

ochahoe: That’s the spirit!!!!

 

Iidad: Best of luck!!!





CLASS 1A

 

Albert Einstein: I’m cry I don’t know what Camie is saying

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: S E E

 

BubblegumBitch: you all over exaggerate

 

Albert Einstein: when she met me she said “awe swaggy fam what’s brackin bruh? It finna be a lit night it’s gucci as fuck.”

 

ochahoe: jsvdvdjslsbcl

               Does she really talk like that all the time???

 

bakuhoe: yes

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: yes

 

Albert Einstein: I will admit it’s funny to see Katsuki using more slang than normal to talk to her

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: it makes him seem more like a delinquent

 

Bill Nye: You always did have a thing for that type

 

BubblegumBitch: jbshskjskdsjlk

                           Call him out Momo

 

StaticShock: expose him

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: @plain jane when r u all getting back with the snacks?

 

ochahoe: u aint slick Todoroki

 

Albert Einstein: we just answered our own question

                         Sent 1 image

 

ochahoe: ARE THEY HOLDING HANDS

                AND BLUSHING

 

Albert Einstein: we were wondering where they were since they must have gotten snacks by now and we turned a corner and there they were

 

oneokrock: damn I didn’t even get a chance to tell the squad first

 

ochahoe: who asked who?????

 

plain jane: it was actually really funny because we asked at the same time!

 

oneokrock: we both went to pick up the same bag of chips and I accidentally grabbed his hand and we just kinda froze for a sec before asking each other out at the same time.

 

ochahoe: that’s something straight out of a romance movie dbncndksks adorable

 

BubblegumBitch: the pillow fort is complete!!! Movie night is ready to start whenever you guys get back!

 

Albert Einstein: we may be a little late

                         we lost Camie while trying to low key stalk the new couple

 

BubblegumBitch: you had one job!!!!

 

bakuhoe: it’s not my fault she has the attention span of less than a goldfish

 

StaticShock: hurry and find her!!!! I wanna watch thor!!!!

 

Albert Einstein: o my god

 

StaticShock: ??????

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki yelled “Red Robin” and we heard Camie yell back “Yum”

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: what the fuck

 

Albert Einstein: I mean we found her so

 

bakuhoe: that one wind bitch who goes to her school told me about that trick

 

ochahoe: who????

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Inasa Yoarashi

 

ochahoe: still not understanding

 

bakuhoe: doesn’t matter we found her and now I can watch Thor kick ass

 

Albert Einstein: babe u just like watching people punch each other and shit blow up

 

bakuhoe: maybe so

 

Albert Einstein: Shoto stop staring at Camie like u wanna murder her

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: im not doing that

 

BubblegumBitch: ?????

 

Albert Einstein: to keep Camie from wandering off again she’s holding Katsuki’s hand and people keep saying “what a cute couple” and Shoto is jealous

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no im not

 

Albert Einstein: wrong, bitch, take a seat

 

plain jane: Todoroki you do have a tendency to get jealous

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ….




Oovoo Javer

 

Albert Einstein: love, are you okay tho?

                         Im messaging because if it’s something that bothers you katsuki will know too

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Im fine

                        I just get...possesive

                        I know it’s not really healthy but

                        It makes me feel not good enough at times

 

Albert Einstein: I never want you to feel as if you’re not good enough because that is not true whatsoever but it’s something we can all work on together

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I shouldn’t be upset over something so stupid

 

bakuhoe: I never want to hear you say you’re not good enough cause honestly that’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Both of you could do way fucking better than me but here we are and I’m so fucking grateful that your with me. Don’t ever fucking say that you’re feelings don’t matter or that their stupid, shithead. What you feel is fucking valid.

 

Albert Einstein: I like you both so much and if either of you ever feel that way please talk about it. Nothing is ever solved by not communicating.

  Shoto are you crying?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: yes

  I never thought I’d find a place to accept so much of me

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki cmere and hold our fucking hands we’re having a moment





CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: so apparently the trio is having a moment outside but they let Camie in to relay the message to start the movie??

 

StaticShock: why are you typing in the gc

 

BubblegumBitch: Tooru asked me to keep her posted throughout the night!

 

StaticShock: ahhhh oki then lets start

 

BubblegumBitch: We’re gonna watch pokemon first bc I know Baku wants to watch thor




PM oneokrock -> bakuhoe

 

oneokrock: hey man is everything ok? You guys have been outside for like half the movie

 

bakuhoe: yeah everything is fine just some fucking feeling shit and crying

 

oneokrock: ok man just checking

                   also we put on pokemon instead of thor bc we knew how excited u were for it

 

bakuhoe: were coming inside now

 

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CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: as soon as Baku came in he made us stop watching pokemon and watch thor instead

 

bakuhoe: I HAVE BEEN W A I TI IN G

 

StaticShock: but dude pokemon

 

bakuhoe: ur an irl pikachu stfu

 

StaticShock: fair

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: ok but thor tied up in chains is my kink

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: same

 

ochahoe: I look away from my beautiful gf only to have to come kinkshame in this server

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: being tied up isn’t too kinky

 

BubblegumBitch: W HA T

 

Naked&Afraid: excuse me

 

plain jane: wh

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: it’s not…?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I was yelled at and told to look at my phone and o boy I feel bad for Bakugou and Shinsou suddenly

 

Albert Einstein: Shoto started steaming cause he thinks he’s too kinky now

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no I didn’t

 

bakuhoe: yes the fuck u did

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: But you must agree it’s not that kinky

 

Albert Einstein: it could be way kinkier but

                         it’s still pretty kinky depending on how much someone is tied up

 

ochahoe: suddenly I’m not having this kink convo and returning my full attention back to my date

 

Naked&Afraid: I’m kind of sorry I asked you all to keep me updated

                        Yike

 

BubblegumBitch: it’s what u wanted bby pls

 

Naked&Afraid: guess I’ll just have to live with the consequences

 

oneokrock: with how many times Thor is getting shocked that has to get irritating

 

BubblegumBitch: “Yike broseph he rly is gettin lit” - Camie

 

Bill Nye: Oh, Jirou and I might come down to join you for the next movie!

 

BubblegumBitch: nice !!

 

Gothbirb: Shoji And myself would come down but we are currently having a horror movie marathon

 

BubblegumBitch: shoot we should have gotten a horror movie!

 

Gothbirb: we can bring one down later if u want

 

BubblegumBitch: that would be great!!!!

 

StaticShock: y’all should we maybe make dinner after the movie?

 

oneokrock: ur right we should eat actual food

 

StaticShock: alright whomst in this good home is gonna cook?

 

bakuhoe: if you want food so fucking badly then make it yourself

 

StaticShock: but baku ;(((

                    u should cook u make the best food

 

bakuhoe: no

 

Albert Einstein: love of my life

 

bakuhoe: no

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: stars in my sky

 

bakuhoe: No

 

Albert Einstein: my drink of water in the driest of deserts

 

bakuhoe: fuck off

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: my diamond in a mountain of pebbles

 

bakuhoe: stop

 

Albert Einstein: my fucking cinnamon apple

 

bakuhoe: ah yup just ruined the moment and ya almost fuckin got me

 

Albert Einstein: FUCK

                         BUT LOVE YOU LOVE VINE REFERENCES

 

bakuhoe: damn I can’t hear you over the food I’m not cooking

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: please, kitten?

 

bakuhoe: I fucking hate you both I want you to know that

 

StaticShock: WTF THATS NO T FAIR

 

Albert Einstein: I love boyfriend privileges

 

oneokrock: can I get some ?

 

bakuhoe: fucking fine

                I’m cooking for Camie too because she’s a fucking guest and I’m a good fucking host

 

StaticShock: unfAIR

 

BubblegumBitch: so ur not cooking for me and hanta either? ;(((

 

bakuhoe: no

 

BubblegumBitch: pleaseeeeee

 

bakuhoe: no

 

BubblegumBitch: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

bakuhoe: FINE

                Im cooking for everyone who is watching thor

 

Hayley Kiyoko: could you add two more to the list

 

bakuhoe: i hate everyone in the fucking class




PINING FREE ZONE

 

BubblegumBitch: hey kiri how is cuddling with midoriya

 

oneokrock: im going to die

                   hes so cute

 

bakuhoe: persih

 

StaticShock: persih

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: persih

 

BubblegumBitch: persih

 

oneokrock: persih

 

bakuhoe: die

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: u literally cant tell us that when ur snadwhiched between Todo and Shinsou

 

oneokrock: snadwhiched

 

BubblegumBitch: snadwhiched

 

StaticShock: snadwhiched

 

bakuhoe: snadwhiched

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I hate this fucking family




Cause stepmother, ball is life

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: loves

 

Albert Einstein: what is it?

 

bakuhoe: we are literally all cuddling why are you texting us

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I don’t want to disturb everyone else

 

Albert Einstein: makes sense

 

bakuhoe: what do u wanna say? Thor is about to kick ass

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m not saying that the whole April 18th strayed away conspiracy is true

  But what if t is

 

bakuhoe: Shoto we’ve been over this

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: But Listen

 

bakuhoe: how about you wait till the movie is over and then you can tell me all about it while I cook

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: deal




CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: ok so the movie is over, can someone tell me why Todoroki immediately started talking really fast while following Bakugou to make dinner

 

Albert Einstein: Shoto is really invested in the strayed away conspiracy and he is basically going crazy over it

 

BubblegumBitch: the what now

 

oneokrock: dude how have you not heard of it?

 

StaticShock: cmon babe

 

BubblegumBitch: I have absolutely no interest in conspiracy theories love

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: its basically ab ths guy who got a weird voicemail and now everyone thinks it was from the missing plane from malaysia

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: they apparently found the missing plane with bullet holes in it

 

bakuhoe: babe I will literally makeout with you instead of cooking to get you to shut the fuck up about this

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Somehow everything ties back to the date of April 18thhskjdfhlsj

 

StaticShock: nO BAKU DONT

                    PLEASE COOK

 

Albert Einstein: well we aren’t getting dinner for at least 15 min

 

plain jane: they’re gonna makeout for 15 minutes?

 

oneokrock: bakubro rly doesn’t wanna hear more about that conspiracy anymore

 

Albert Einstein: o no looks like i will have to go take katsukis place to shut shoto up

                         a tru tragedy

 

BubblegumBitch: thank u for ur service







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CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: I didnt know that people could makeout that long

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Yeah what the fuck Im impressed

 

Naked&Afraid: do I rly want to know

 

BubblegumBitch: Well since Baku had to cook and didn’t want to listen to Todoroki talk ab conspiracies he started making out w Todo. But Baku had to cook so now Shinsou and Todoroki have been making out for like 20 min

 

plain jane: ha gay

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: u literally snuggled with Kiri through two movies

 

Tsuboo: why is everyone such a mess

 

ochahoe: bc we’re not there to supervise, love

 

Tsuboo: tru. Iida isn’t there either

 

Iidad: Please be responsible in my absence!

 

ochahoe: ok dad

 

BubblegumBitch: sorry to interrupt this touching family moment but Camie just told us a funny story that needs to be put in here lemme add her real quick.

 

BubblegumBitch added shroomqueen420 to the chat!

 

shroomqueen420: sup sluts

 

BubblegumBitch: tell the story !!!

 

shroomqueen420: aight so

                              On the holidays my fam like forces me to go to church right. Bc we some holy mfs whomst praise jesus. Anyway I was wearing an overall dress with a long sleeve, ya kno smth that you would wear for Easter but my gma said my knee length skirt was “too short to wear to church” and without thinking I said “Yo dude I’m a slut for the lord” and I’ve never seen so many old ppl look so disappointed all at once. I think one like had a heart attack it was lit

 

ochahoe: kjsbkjdfbg

 

Naked&Afraid: I think I would be disowned if I did that

 

Tsuboo: I’m so sad that I couldn’t meet you

 

shroomqueen420: just have bakubroski invite me back for more lit times and we’ll be gucci yo

 

BubblegumBitch: u should just transfer bc I love u and need another girl in the squad

                            Jirou is the closest thing I have to a bakusquad gf but she doesn’t hang w us as much :(((

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I ride a fine line

 

Bill Nye: Everyone, Bakugou is done with dinner!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: Denki just fucking sprinted to the kitchen I dont think Ive ever seen him run so fast

 

bakuhoe: Im not inviting u over ever. I didn’t even invite u this time

 

shroomqueen420: but u love me

 

bakuhoe: nope

 

shroomqueen420: u told me ab ur pining for Todohoeski u bitch

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Before we watch the movie could I please show a video from YouTube

 

bakuhoe: no. also why are u messaging this we are all at the table

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I feel less crazy this way

 

ScotchTapeExtraordiare: understandable, go ahead and play it once we eat

 

oneokrock: so how long did you guys makeout for

 

Albert Einstein: I plead the fifth

 

plain jane: this isn’t America

 

Albert Einstein: o yeah thank god

                         Still not tellin u shit tho

 

ochahoe: Im missing Bakus cooking this is a crime

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: get fuckin rekt scrub

 

Tsuboo: can’t believe I have to fight for my gfs honor again

 

ScotchTapeExtraorinare: I take it back pls don’t fight me

 

StaticShock: Jirou and Momo are so ridiculously lovey and it warms my heart but at the same time I want to throw up

 

shroomqueen420: its fucknig lit but damn hoe i be jelly

 

Iidad: I must apologize, but was that english?

 

shroomqueen420: lmao nah fam

 

Iidad: Okay then!

 

bakuhoe: she agrees but she’s jealous cause she’s single as fuck

 

Iidad: Thank you Bakugou!

 

BubblegumBitch: tbh idk why ur single Camie

 

shroomqueen420: no one rly knows what I’m sayin most the time lmao that’s y i tried to scoop baku up when we met

 

oneokrock: ????

 

shroomqueen420: Bakubaby understood what I said and shit bruh he even laughed at my jokes

                              Sadly when I like asked for a date all I got was a “Is your name Todoroki Shoto? No? Then fuck off.” and like he accidentally flippin confessed he had a bodonkin huge ass crush on Todo

 

bakuhoe: ur fucking dead to me

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Love, that’s adorable

 

bakuhoe: S HU T

 

BubblegumBitch: aaaand Todoroki just went over and kissed Bakubro on the forehead, it was so sweet I got a cavity

 

oneokrock: Todoroki that was so h*cking manly

 

BubblegumBitch: why did you censor hecking

 

bakuhoe: because it’s a fucking bad word

 

StaticShock: can we go like five minutes without them being ridiculously in love

 

Albert Einstein: no

 

bakuhoe: no

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no

 

StaticShock: understandable have a nice day

 

Gothbirb: we come downstairs and suddenly Bakugou sprints past us chasing after Todoroki??

 

Bill Nye: Oh no

 

ochahoe: ???

 

Bill Nye: Todoroki is going to put on conspiracy theories

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: OH NO

 

Tsuboo: why are you saying o no

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: bc with Tokoyami now downstairs plus Denki and Mina and Shinsou and Midoriya we will never finish movie night and end up YouTube deep diving

 

ochahoe: wh

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I need to go help Bakugou right now immediately

 

Hayley Kiyoko: it’s too late. Todoroki has already put on the video of the voice recording of the strayed away conspiracy

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: FUCK

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: listen one of my conspiracies came true this year I can dream

 

plain jane: Todoroki we have been over this. I am not All Mights secret love child

 

StaticShock: im sorry wh a t

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: …..

 

bakuhoe: no, go ahead, explain yourself cause you fucking questioned me for weeks too

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: listen it makes sense

 

ochahoe: do we really have to go through this again?

 

BubblegumBitch: No please do tell

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I thought that Midoriya was actually All Mights secret love child. They have similar quirks and he’s close with All Might so I mean it makes sense

 

BubblegumBitch: sdlbkjvbs Todobro why

 

shroomqueen420: Im yellin broseph youve never told me ab ur wildin theories

 

Albert Einstein: awe now he’s embarrassed. He’s trying to hide by snuggling Katsu

                          “Love, is it really dumb that I thought that?” “You’re not fucking dumb because at least one of your theories was right.”

 

ochahoe: which theory was right???

 

Albert Einstein: He had a theory that I was somehow related to Aizawa

 

BubblegumBitch: oh shit really?

 

Albert Einstein: yeah when I first transferred to class he came up to me after the first month and asked. It really explained why he was so weird around me at first

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I just thought you were really cute at first

 

oneokrock: gay

 

shroomqueen420: isn’t like everybitch in ur class gay

 

oneokrock: Camie y u gotta call us out like this

 

shroomqueen420: There r maybs 4 whole other gays at my school

 

StaticShock: sad

 

ochahoe: if you dont mind me asking, what do you identify as?

 

shroomqueen420: Im gettin bi

 

ochahoe: o? Same worm

 

shroomqueen420: noice

 

StaticShock: damn bitch u live like that with 4 other gays?

 

shroomqueen420: its never fkin lit there bruh it always got me fuckt up

 

bakuhoe: thats just a fucking terrible place to be

 

shroomqueen420: too bad y’all dont got any openings here

 

BubblegumBitch: babe you can come visit anytime you like

 

Bill Nye: Yes! You are always welcome here!

 

shroomqueen420: lit now u guys gotta b prepared 4 me erry wkend

 

BubblegumBitch: !!!! yes my girl !!!!!

 

Hayley Kiyoko: why did I just hear the strangest convo between Todoroki and Tokoyami

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: so it begins

 

Gothbirb: Listen, artificial intelligence is going to take us all out one day

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: It doesn’t matter because we’re all living in a giant simulation anyway

                        It’s the only reason that explains why we have quirks

 

bakuhoe: I’m going the fuck to sleep

 

oneokrock: I forgot how much of an old man u are

 

bakuhoe: fight me bitch

 

StaticShock: Shinsou how do you keep these two in check

 

Albert Einstein: I don’t

 

StaticShock: that’s fair

                    But can you try rn bc Todoroki has been watching conspiracy theories for like two hours

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: they could be true

 

bakuhoe: Hitoshi is my only boyfriend now

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki

                        Love

                        Kitten

 

bakuhoe: ffffffuck off Im taken

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m trying to hit on you please cooperate

 

bakuhoe: no fuck off

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki, light of my life, holder of my heart, pls come back

 

Albert Einstein: babe pls just let his flirting attempts work

 

bakuhoe: fine

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I love you bitch

                        I aint ever gonna stop lovin you

                        Bitch

 

StaticShock: and they’re aggressively making out now

 

Albert Einstein: I love my two emotionally constipated bfs

 

plain jane: gay

 

Albert Einstein: I have receipts

 

plain jane: G A Y

 

Albert Einstein: fuck wait I deleted my receipts

 

shroomqueen420: fkin rekt scrub

 

Albert Einstein: o fuck I just remembered that I never told Aizawa and Yamada ab me dating Katsuki and Shoto

 

bakuhoe: they probs already know dumbass

 

Albert Einstein: lemme tell em real quick just so they know

 

oneokrock: good luck bro!




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: just telling you both but I’m dating people

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: wh

                                        W H A T

 

Stop: Bakugou and Todoroki right?

 

Albert Einstein: yeah

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: WHO NOW

                                        SHOUTA HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

 

Stop: Hizashi you have seen them kiss before

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I THOUGHT IT WAS CASUAL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT THESE DAYS

 

Albert Einstein: thats a fair assumption

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: ANYWAY I’m glad you’re in a relationship with people you like, but keep in mind I will not hesitate :)

 

Albert Einstein: hesitate what?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: :)

 

Stop: stop threatening our children

         Shinsou you all in the common room should also go to bed it’s getting late

 

Albert Einstein: h

                         How did u know we were still in the common room

 

Stop: I didn’t until you told me just now

 

Albert Einstein: well fuck




CLASS 1A

 

Albert Einstein: we’ve been found out by Aizawa and he says we need to sleep

 

BubblegumBitch: damn

 

StaticShock: wait what about Ochako and Tsuyu

 

ochahoe: we’re staying with my parents!

 

BubblegumBitch: o shit lit

 

Stop: This is Aizawa. Go to sleep, this is how sleep schedules are ruined.

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: H

                                          How did u get in here

 

Stop: not important go to bed

 

Stop has left CLASS 1A

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I have a theory

 

bakuhoe: no the fuck you dont we r going to bed

 

plain jane: rip




Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

ochahoe: why is Bakugou so grumpy today??? When he got back he seemed like he wanted to murder everyone more than normal

 

oneokrock: Todoroki kept him up with his theories all night so him, Todoroki, and Shinsou are all running on an hour of sleep and we went out shopping with Camie this morning before she went home

 

shroomqueen420: by the way bros I made it home gucci so we fuckin lit aight

 

BubblegumBitch: Maybe you can come again soon!!!! I’ll miss u lovie <33

 

shroomqueen420: hells yeah I wanna like visit again <333

 

bakuhoe: shut the fuck up you’re making my fucking phone go off

 

StaticShock: put it on do not disturb bro

 

bakuhoe: I must be really fucking tired cause that’s a good idea

 

StaticShock: hey I have good ideas sometimes!

 

Tsuboo: debatable

 

StaticShock: rood

 

BubblegumBitch: so we took Camie out shopping earlier right and we go into a bookstore and I pick up the 50 shades of gray trilogy pack and go “Bakubro look it’s ur bible” and he looks me dead in the eyes and goes “I’m not into that weak shit”

 

oneokrock: can we not relive that

 

plain jane: I didn’t need to know that info but it explains why Todoroki is smoking

 

Iidad: I leave this chat for one weekend and it’s already come to this

 

Gothbirb: it was bound to happen

 

Iidad: I can still be disappointed

 

Albert Einstein: Iida would be shook to find out some shit that I’m into

                         Wh

                         Wrong chat

 

plain jane: s t. O p making Todoroki catch on fire with ur kinks p l s I am sitting right beside him and he singed me

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: sorry

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Somehow the kinkiest people in class have gotten together, like fate or smth

 

shroomqueen420: Damn didn’t know Bakubruh was a freak

 

bakuhoe: can I remove her from here?

 

Iidad: Since she is not part of our class or even school it may be best!

 

BubblegumBitch: hoe dont do it

 

bakuhoe: interesting

 

shroomqueen420: bakubabe B ls

 

bakuhoe: I’ll let you live

                For now...

 

Bill Nye: If you all ever need anything please do not hesitate to ask! I have vast knowledge of certain items!

 

BubblegumBitch: BITCH WAHT

 

ochahoe: sjdbxnncc jesus sznxx

 

StaticShock: W H Y

 

Hayley Kiyoko: babe,,,,

 

Iidad: Yaoyorozu!

 

Bill Nye: !!!!! I do not think it’s such a big deal! We are teenagers so it’s natural for uh urges…

 

bakuhoe: that’s fucking it, it’s time to leave this fucking chat

 

Bill Nye: I am simply stating something! Plus Todoroki has asked for items before so it is not a big deal!

 

bakuhoe: Shoto I’m disowning you

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: It’s not my fault you and Shinsou both liked using it

 

BubblegumBitch: I am gonna have to stop this convo right fucking now

 

oneokrock: wait

                   If Aizawa sensei got in here once how do we know he’s not in here rn

 

Albert Einstein: ….

                         O no

                         O Jesus

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: #exposed

 

Stop: just be safe about it don’t let it interfere with school

 

plain jane: O MY GOD

 

StaticShock: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Gothbirb: Shinsou is ab to jump out my window

 

Albert Einstein: That’s it I have to fake my death and move to a remote village to become a sheepherder

 

bakuhoe: HOW THE FUCK DO U GET IN HERE

               TEACH ME HOW TO LEAVE THIS FUCKING CHAT

 

Stop: I’ve done my fair share of suffering now it’s your turn

 

BubblegumBitch: suffering from what?????

 

Stop: my husband

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: SHOUTA THATS RUDE

 

StaticShock: JESUS CHRIST

 

ochahoe: do all teachers have access to this ?????

 

Hayley Kiyoko: this chat is fucking canceled

 

plain jane: Wait! Since you all are here, are you two really Shinsou’s parents???

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Good question listener! Yes, he is our adopted son!

 

Albert Einstein: Aizawa is actually my uncle who took me in after my parents passed away

 

plain jane: Oh I’m sorry Shinsou

 

Albert Einstein: It’s fine, it was a long time ago




I hate this fucking family

 

Stop: I don’t tell you this enough, but your parents would be proud of you

 

Albert Einstein: I know, thanks

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: We are also really proud of you!!!! You’ll make a great hero!!!!!!

 

Albert Einstein: I know I don’t say it a lot either but I’m really glad you are the ones who took me in

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: we love ya kid <333

 

Stop: <3

 

Albert Einstein: this is too sappy for me but <3

 

Stop: by the way I guess we have to have the Talk with you don’t we

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: THATS RIGHT

Albert Einstein: o no




CLASS 1A

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: wait does this mean that other teachers can just get into this chat??

 

50shadesfreed: ;)

 

StaticShock: o no

 

oneokrock: all our teachers know our kinks and what we talk about in our free time and I feel like I need to leave

 

MightyDad: I will admit I was, um, concerned with some things, but you all are teenagers so it is to be expected! :)

 

plain jane: All Might is that you?

 

MightyDad: Yes my boy!

 

ochahoe: jhsfvskjfvhkh

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Is Midoriya your secret love child?

 

plain jane: brb going to throw myself off a building

                  Wait

                 @bakuhoe come kill me p l e a s e

 

bakuhoe: suffer

 

plain jane: this friendship is over

 

bakuhoe: were we ever friends tho

 

plain jane: I mean

 

bakuhoe: u kno what nvm

 

MightyDad: Young Todoroki, Midoriya is not related to me at all!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Damn, foiled again




road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does

 

bakuhoe: someone come nap with me

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: omw

 

Albert Einstein: omw

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’ll get there faster

 

Albert Einstein: bet




CLASS 1A

 

oneokrock: bakubro are you ok??? I heard a hella loud crash come from ur room

 

bakuhoe: my boyfriends r just dumbasses that raced each other here then they both ran into my wall

 

BubblegumBitch: y’all so thirsty damn

 

bakuhoe: u also have two whole ass bfs

 

BubblegumBitch: damn u right

 

oneokrock: just try to keep it down bc I am very involved in this game rn

 

bakuhoe: WE ARE NAPPING YOU PIECE OF SHIT

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: now Katsuki is really red and grumbling and despite how cute he looks I have to ask to refrain from teasing so we can sleep

 

ochahoe: ur such a good bf Todoroki, truly a romantic

 

plain jane: wait Kacchan I just thought of something

                  Shinsou hadn’t told his parents you guys were dating but have you even told yours?

 

bakuhoe: I swear to god if you tell the old hag I will murder you

 

plain jane: just wondering

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: why haven’t you told your fam yet?

 

bakuhoe: if they found out they wouldn’t shut up about it and try to spend as much time as they could with them

 

ochahoe: really??

 

plain jane: When we were younger his mom would always try and set us up despite the fact that Kacchan hated me

 

StaticShock: why tho

 

plain jane: there was a time when we were actually very good friends! His mom thinks he needs someone good in his life so that was me I guess

 

bakuhoe: fucc off

 

plain jane: I am stating straight #facts

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Midoriya I suggest you run

 

plain jane: wh

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: he mumbled something about a damn nerd and then walked out of the room angrily

                         you didn’t heed my advice, you should have listened

 

Tsuboo: stop being so fucking ominous with sentences, if I hadn’t read the one before that I would be concerned

 

Iidad: You should be concerned regardless! Our classmates are fighting!

 

Hayley Kiyoko : can’t believe Midoriya is fucking dead

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: rip

 

oneokrock: Bakubro pls that’s my bf

 

ochahoe: they haven’t responded in a while are they ok?

 

Albert Einstein: o they’re fine. Aizawa texted me and said they are in the infirmary after they went to duke it out

 

BubblegumBitch: why are they always fighting I don’t understand

 

Albert Einstein: angry boy needs outlet for anger and stronk boy fights him bc friendship

 

BubblegumBitch: thank u for ur wisdom

 

Albert Einstein: Kirishima I’m bringing you ur bf but be careful cause they r both on some medicine that makes them loopy bc recovery girl wasn’t in

                          It is very not good considering Katsuki is still running on an hour of sleep and now he’s even loopier than before and I have already had to deal with getting the Talk from my parents who are also our teachers i am too tired

 

oneokrock: o boy

 

BublegumBitch: >:)

 

Albert Einstein: no

 

ochahoe: >:)))

 

Albert Einstein: N O




Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

oneokrock: WHY IS MY BF TRYING TO LIFT E V E R Y T H I N G

 

ochahoe: he’s got those muscles why not use them

 

oneokrock: HE ALREADY LIFTED UP THE COUCH

 

Tsuboo: stronk

 

oneokrock: I appreciate my strong bf greatly but he just seeing how many heavy things he can lift rn and he’s loopy so he tried to lift up a loaf of bread and dropped it so now he’s crying

 

ochahoe: why is he crying alufvsslvhlfdk

 

oneokrock: “I’m so sorry, you probably had a family and now you’re dead

 

ochahoe: sjgvjdffhshifh

 

plain jane: LISTF N

 

Iidad: Midoriya, please go get some rest! You’re body needs rest to heal!

 

plain jane: n o figt me

 

Tsuboo: he’s going through his rebellious phase

 

Hayley Kiyoko: was that a fucking explosion?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: ….

 

StaticShock: ….

 

BubblegumBitch: ….

                            WE’RE SORRY

 

Hayley Kiyoko: what did you do???

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: well, Shinsou brought Bakubro and mido back and we were all chillin in kiris room but kiri had to go deal w his bf and we got bored so we kind of antagonized baku until he decided to explode us without our usual wall to defend us and we kinda took it too far

 

StaticShock: he singed my hair

 

Albert Einstein: it’s what u deserve

   Don’t leave out the part of why he blew y’all up. It’s bc you were clinging all over him and wouldn’t get off so he started to have a panic attack

 

BubblegumBitch: we’re really sorry we didn’t know that would happen! We’ll apologize when he’s back to normal

 

StaticShock: we’ll apologize first thing tomorrow, we really are sorry

 

Albert Einstein: you better or else I’ll get my bf to beat a bitch

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: which one

 

Albert Einstein: Shoto

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: If you do that again there won’t be a tomorrow :)

 

plain jane: O MY GOF

 

ochahoe: ???

 

plain jane: TOMORRES IS KACCCCANS BIRFHAY

 

StaticShock: the weed day?

plain jane: YESWHBSK

 

oneokrock: im confiscating his phone

 

ochahoe: Is Bakugou ok?

 

Albert Einstein: he’s fine he’s watching animal videos on youtube with Shoto

 

ochahoe: do you know why that happened?

 

Albert Einstein: yeah, we talked about it before but it’s all good now

 

oneokrock: WAIT

 

Albert Einstein: no

 

oneokrock: BAKUBROS BDAY IS TOMORROW AND WE HAVE NOTHING READY FOR IT

 

Hayley Kiyoko: would he really want a party?

 

ochahoe: he probably just wants to spend time with his bfs

 

oneokrock: we at least gotta have a cake!

 

Iidad: You are correct! We should at least have a cake for him!

 

Tsuboo: @The great british baking show

 

The great british baking show: what?

                                                  I’m on it

 

BubblegumBitch: Party party party!

 

Naked&Afraid: we should totally have a party!

 

Albert Einstein: If y’all rly wanna die then u do that

 

oneokrock: nice

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I think we should let him rest because he watched a video of a cat and looked at me for a second before going “it you”

 

ochahoe: how loopy is bakugou

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: well once he calmed down he wouldn’t stop squishing my face while laughing so

 

Albert Einstein: I almost cried when I heard his laugh

 

ochahoe: mood

 

shroomqueen420: bakubroski laughs all the time????

 

Albert Einstein: you lucky bitch

 

BubblegumBitch: dont you and todoroki see him laugh all the time?

 

Albert Einstein: he doesn’t laugh a lot but he’s been smiling more

 

oneokrock: I’ve finally got my bf to calm down and sleep but Bakubro never laughs for us

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: we’ve seen him laugh once and I felt like I was blessed by god himself

 

Iidad: It is time for you all to sleep! It is getting late!

 

Tsuboo: whatever dad




Bootleg Avengers

 

BubblegumBitch: BAKU HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE YOU

 

StaticShock: happy birthday bro !!!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: Happy birthday!!!

 

oneokrock: happy birthday best bro !

 

bakuhoe: who fucking told you that

 

oneokrock: definitely not Izuku,,,,,,

 

bakuhoe: ur boyfriend is fucking dead

 

oneokrock: you’ll have to fight me first

 

bakuhoe: done deal where tf r u

 

StaticShock: Baku no

 

bakuhoe: baku yes

 

BubblegumBitch: hoe

 

bakuhoe: living up to my name

                But absolutely no fucking party I’m dead fucking serious I’m leaving later anyway




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: did u two know it was Katsuki’s birthday

 

Stop: yes

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: yeah

 

Albert Einstein: THEN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME

 

Stop: he didn’t tell you?

 

Albert Einstein: n o

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shouta you were like that when we dated too. I had to find out your birthday from the school

 

Stop: you know my history of birthdays

         Maybe that’s why Bakugou didn’t tell you

 

Albert Einstein: I didn’t even think of that




Bakubros Bday Bash

 

Albert Einstein: guys what if Bakugou has a bad history of birthdays and he didn’t want us to know

 

plain jane: that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you guys

 

ochahoe: why doesn’t he celebrate his birthday?

 

plain jane: well it was actually a few years ago. I don’t wanna tell you it’s personal

 

oneokrock: ah man I feel bad now cause he told us earlier that he wasn’t gonna be here anyway

 

BubblegumBitch: planning is on hold




Happy birthday raven!

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki, love, why don’t you wanna celebrate your birthday?

 

bakuhoe: cause I just don’t okay fuck off

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki you can tell us

 

bakuhoe: I’m not even gonna fucking be here today so there’s no fucking point

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: where are you going?

 

bakuhoe: not important

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki if you don’t wanna tell us now that’s fine we’ll be here when you do

 

bakuhoe: thanks, I just want to be left alone today

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: consider it a birthday gift where no one will bother you

 

bakuhoe: thanks




Bakubros Bday Bash

 

Albert Einstein: cancel everything

 

oneokrock: ok ????? But why ?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He’s started that he just wants to be left alone. He even said thanks, twice

 

BubblegumBitch: yup everything is cancelled

 

plain jane: the cake is probably still fine to give him but no big party

 

Albert Einstein: I can’t believe we didn’t know his birthday then almost fucked it up by not listening and almost throwing him a party when he’s obviously going through something I’m such a terrible boyfriend

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: the only one who knows is Midoriya and he was hopped up on pain medicine no one could have known don’t blame yourself

 

Albert Einstein: but I should have noticed he’s obviously upset and I didn’t notice I should notice when one of my boyfriends is upset

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I should have noticed too but sometimes we can’t figure everything out by ourselves that’s why we learn to help each other you can’t blame yourself Hitoshi

 

Albert Einstein: Thanks, where are you I’m coming over

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: my room, come cuddle with me and watch cat videos

 

Albert Einstein: I love you

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: <3

 

ochahoe: that was really sweet and gay but like don’t y’all have ur own chats

 

Albert Einstein: how bout u come say that 2 my face

 

Tsuboo: don’t tempt her

 

Albert Einstein: DO IT

 

plain jane: and

 

Albert Einstein: I can’t believe she actually came to Shotos room and looked me dead and the eyes and said “don’t y’all have ur own fucking chats” then walked out

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: she got u good

 

Albert Einstein: suddenly I have one bf and his name is Bakugou Katsuki

                         Stop trying to freeze me to the bed

                         SHOTO

 

oneokrock: rip Shinsou, a bro among bros

 

Albert Einstein: SHOTO DONT MAKE ME USE MY QUIRK

                          ILL MAKE U DANCE LIKE A CHICKEN IN THE COMMON ROOM

 

BubblegumBitch: DO IT SHINSOU

 

Tsuboo: it would be entertaining

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: u can’t use ur quirk on me if I reply in here

 

Albert Einstein: ur dead to me

 

plain jane: I really want to see someone do the chicken dance now

 

oneokrock: omw babe

 

StaticShock: ha gay

 

oneokrock: I mean u right

 

StaticShock: squad chicken dance in the common room

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I’m IN




CLASS 1A

 

ochahoe: come to the common room if u wanna witness the bakusquad perform the chicken dance

 

Naked&Afraid: omw

 

Albert Einstein: can’t im still frozen to a bed

 

BubblegumBitch: kinky

 

Albert Einstein: it’s so cold

 

plain jane: Todoroki let Shinsou go

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no

 

oneokrock: ;(

 

Albert Einstein: sup fuckers I got free

 

plain jane: how???

 

Albert Einstein: well I asked Shoto why he wouldn’t let me go and he answered me so now Imma make him do the chicken dance.

 

BubblegumBitch: n i c e

 

Albert Einstein: someone come record this

 

ochahoe: im ready

 

Hayley Kiyoko: shit i missed it pls send

 

ochahoe: u got it

                Sent 1 video

 

Hayley Kiyoko: kajskkfdjsnkvn

 

Bill Nye: pffft




Happy birthday raven!

 

bakuhoe: I’m back and I wanna tell you why I don’t celebrate my birthday anymore

 

Albert Einstein: as long as you comfortable with it

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: we’re here to listen

 

bakuhoe: I’m gonna do it over text because it’s fucking dumb and I should be over it.

                So my cousin died on my birthday in a freak accident when I was 12. We were really close despite her not living close to me. She had a really powerful quirk that was kind of like mine, we actually had planned out our future as heroes together. It was supposed to be a nice family gathering on my birthday that year and I hadn’t seen my cousin in a very long time so I was excited to see her but her family had gotten into a car accident on their way and they all ended up dying. It’s been really fucking hard on our family and I just couldn’t bring myself to celebrate a day when something so fucking awful happened. So every year me and my parents go visit their grave sites.

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki thank you for telling us but it’s not dumb it’s something that changed your life dramatically. It takes time.

 

Albert Einstein: is it ok if we come to your room?

 

bakuhoe: I’m a fucking mess

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: we don’t care. We’re here when you need us and I think you need us right now

 

bakuhoe: fuckig whatever do what you want

 

Albert Einstein: I’m bringing gummy worms cause I know u secretly love them

 

bakuhoe: fuck you

 

Albert Einstein: love you too <3




CLASS 1A

 

irlfurry: I am literally so tired. Why. Why do I come back from learning about eroticism in the paranormal to a documentary about Dick Cheney

 

StaticShock: why???? Were u learning ab eroticism in the paranormal ????

 

irlfurry: that’s information I can’t give out

 

StaticShock: I am Scared

 

irlfurry: so was I when I walked in and saw you guys huddled around a tv watching dick cheney conspiracies

 

oneokrock: he was up to something




Bakubros Bday Bash

 

Albert Einstein: we talked ab it and everything is good bring the cake to the common room bitches

 

BubblegumBitch: lit




CLASS 1A

Hayley Kiyoko: Why is this class filled with so many vine references?

 

BubblegumBitch: how so

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Mido walks up to baku and baku goes “so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift” and mido goes “happy birthday?” then baku smashed a piece of cake on his face

 

ochahoe: I got a video of it

 

Albert Einstein: u guys wanna see smth funny?

 

StaticShock: always

 

Naked&Afraid: that was adorable

 

Gothbirb: what happened?

 

Naked&Afraid: Shinsou and Todoroki both grabbed Bakugous hands and were like “Ka~tsu~ki~” and Bakugou’s face got really red but then they kissed his cheeks and he’s now crouching with his hands covering his face

 

Gothbirb: damn that’s really gay

 

nest : you are literally cuddling me and making those cute noises as we speak

 

Gothbirb: don’t call me out like this

 

oneokrock: hOLY SH IT

 

Gothbirb: ???

 

oneokrock: Uraraka and Bakugou have a handshake

 

plain jane: it looks really complicated

 

Iidad: It was very impressive!

 

bakuhoe: we ain’t losers like y’all

 

ochahoe: it took us five tries to get it down

 

Albert Einstein: that took you five tries? Bullshit

 

bakuhoe: we’re just that fucking good

 

BubblegumBitch: the night is still young hoes! Whomst wants to see me eat five packs of fruit snacks at once

 

bakuhoe: weak

 

Albert Einstein: do not try to eat ten packs at once

                         kATSUKI

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I can’t believe I’m dating a human disaster

 

Albert Einstein: but we love him anyway

 

Tsuboo: gay

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

Albert Einstein: I cut up fruit for you fuckers like the goddamn soccer mom I am and you disrespect me like this

                        Wrong fuckin chat Jesus CHRIST

 

ochahoe: what happened?

 

Albert Einstein: so me and my bfs whom I loved very much were gonna start a movie so I went and cut up some fruit right

                         so I come back and Katsuki looks me in the eyes, pulls out an orange, and then proceeds to bite into it like a fucking apple so I leave

 

ochahoe: he did that with a banana once too

               he was helping me with homework then he just pulls out a banana and doesn’t fucking peel it before monching away

 

shroomqueen420: dudes I remember once bakubaby brought a lemon to the extra lessons and monched it finna wig out the others ig

 

Albert Einstein: babe?????  Is this some kind of sick intimidation technique????

 

plain jane: that’s,,,,he did that when we were young,,,,

 

StaticShock: he what now

 

plain jane: he thought that peeling fruit was inconvenient and too hard to do

 

ochahoe: sksjdndndm

                Bakugou how come you never told me??????

 

bakuhoe: because you’re a fucking menace

 

ochahoe: ;^(

 

bakuhoe: no do not fucking bring those emoticons back I swear




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: my boyfriend eats fruit without peeling it and I need to know if he has sociopathic tendencies

 

Stop: there are no studies on that so ur fine

 

Albert Einstein: why do u kno that off the top of ur head

 

Stop: oranges aren’t that bad

 

Albert Einstein: Wh

                         Have

                         Have you ever bit into an orange like an apple?????

 

Stop: That’s confidential.

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: yes he has

 

Stop: don’t expose me like this




CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: sent a video

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: that’s just painfully gay

 

BubblegumBitch: is that ochako and tsuyu dancing together in the kitchen to I can’t help falling in love? THATS SO FUCKING CUTE

 

bakuhoe: they are always ridiculously lovey dovey

 

BubblegumBitch: since when??!!

 

bakuhoe: since fucking ever do u not pay fucking attention

 

plain jane: they just are more private with their relationship! Less pda which is uncommon in this class

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Yes. It’s definitely a change from watching you and Kirishima cuddle each other all day

 

StaticShock: damn the shade thrower got even more shade thrown at him

 

Albert Einstein: he’s surprisingly good at that

 

oneokrock: ok back to the video cause it’s honestly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen asides from Izuku’s face

 

Hayley Kiyoko: ha gay

 

StaticShock: I literally watched you feed momo strawberries and kiss her before each one

 

Iidad: #exposed

 

Hayley Kiyoko: oh so now is when you stop lurking

 

Iidad: I enjoy participating in the chat sometimes!

 

ochahoe: u come on and meme, I’m so glad we’ve rubbed off on u

 

BubblegumBitch: ok but that little fucking twirl into a back hug?????? Softest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

 

Tsuboo: our gayness is too powerful for this class

 

ochahoe: we would kill you w our gayness

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I would love to die that way




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: Shouta u fool why did u almost leap out the window

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: you know how he has that presentation on all that boring stuff tomorrow?

 

Stop: Everyone thinks they’re so special well TOO BAD YOU ONLY GET ONE INTRO SLIDE

 

50shadesfreed: What

 

Stop: I’m presenting with idiots

         We have our own sections to talk about and I’m putting them together so there is some form of organization because that’s logical but these fools decide “I need a slide reintroducing myself after every fucking topic”

          Nah bitch fuck you u ain’t special

 

50shadesfreed: that’s rough buddy

 

Stop: sent 1 image

         look at this graph. Look at it then look at me. There are tears in my eyes it’s so bad

 

50shadesfreed: o,,,,o my god who made that,,,,that’s literally one line with no fucking words to show what it is

 

Stop: ENDEAVOR

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: ew

 

50shadesfreed: makes sense

 

Stop: his graphs are as bad as his personality




CLASS 1A

 

oneokrock: ok so the squad went to the convenience store and as we were walking we passed a flyer for catholic school and hanta went “eijirou you better shape up or we’re sending you to catholic school” and without looking up from his phone katsuki goes “scared straight”

 

ochahoe: hagdskhsakdh

 

Tsuboo: why did sero say you needed to shape up?

 

BubblegumBitch: he stole some candy from the store

 

oneokrock: I FORGOT IT WAS IN MY HAND OK

 

StaticShock: sure ok

 

oneokrock: it’s true!!

 

plain jane: I believe you

 

oneokrock: <3

 

plain jane: <333

 

ochahoe: wait I need to go back to the fact that all of you use first names for each other

 

StaticShock: bc our squad is tight as hell

 

ochahoe: BAKUBABE WHY CAN’T I USE UR FIRST NAME?!

 

bakuhoe: who are you again?

 

ochahoe: we have matching names babe pls

 

Albert Einstein: y she sayin that to my man

 

ochahoe: excuse me ??? :)))

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: nothing, please refrain from murdering my boyfriend

 

bakuhoe: is it really that big of a fucking deal?

 

ochahoe: !!!! yes !!!! we’re good friends whether you admit it or not

                I mean even kami sometimes gets to call you kacchan

 

bakuhoe: fucking whatever do what you what

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: he’s doing that tsundere blush

                                          Y’all kno the one that made todo fall for him

 

Hayley Kiyoko: i don’t think anyone would forget that tbh

 

Albert Einstein: ???????

 

plain jane: oh that’s right you weren’t in the class yet!

 

Tsuboo: Bakugou and Todoroki were talking about something before class and it made Bakugou do his blush and literally everyone in class saw the exact moment in class Todoroki fell for him

 

Albert Einstein: ha gay

 

Tsuboo: you are literally dating two men

 

Albert Einstein: you got me there

                         but also I’m actually really sad I missed that defining moment

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: we get to see him blush on a daily basis now

 

Albert Einstein: fuck ur right

 

ochahoe: kind of off topic but since we were on names I always hear you guys use pet names for each other and I have to know what your favorites to call each other are

 

bakuhoe: fuck off

 

ochahoe: pleeeeeaaaaaasssseeeee

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I like to call Katsuki kitten and I like to call Hitoshi my flower I call them both love though

 

ochahoe: awww that’s adorable

 

bakuhoe: no the fuck it isn’t stop fucking exposing me like this

 

Albert Einstein: I call Katsuki firecracker and I call Shoto my flame but I call them a lot of other nicknames too

 

bakuhoe: I don’t call them shit

 

ochahoe: I don’t believe you

 

Albert Einstein: He calls us names in french and I don’t know what they mean so

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: he calls me mon étoile which means ‘my star’ and he calls Hitoshi mon ciel which means ‘my sky’

 

bakuhoe: I’m breaking up with you

                I have a reputation

 

ochahoe: I’m crying???? That’s so cute

    



Fuck off Janet

 

bakuhoe: Todoroki I am going to murder you

 

Albert Einstein: damn he pulled out the last name, but he ain’t goin anywhere he’s laying on me

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: but kitten you’re just so adorable

 

bakuhoe: ur dead to me

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: :(

 

bakuhoe: whatever, mon avenir




CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: WHO TF IS BURNING

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: Can you guys believe that Todoroki caught on fire bc his bf told him smth gay in french

 

plain jane: absolutely

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: fair

 

Stop: can you kids go like one week without causing a disaster in the dorms

 

Albert Einstein: no

 

Stop: grounded

 

Albert Einstein: fuck

 

50shadesfreed: I could tell the kids plenty of stories from our year!

 

Stop: don’t do that

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: don’t do that

 

Albert Einstein: owo what’s this >:3c

 

Stop: grounded x2

 

Albert Einstein: dammit

 

50shadesfreed: ur aunt will tell u their stories if you want

 

Stop: y

 

50shadesfreed: bc I’m a good fucking aunt

 

Stop: ur not even his real aunt ur not related to him at all

 

50shadesfreed: Im never getting married or having kids let me have this

 

Stop: f i n e

 

StatcShock: this is surreal




Albert Einstein -> 50shadesfreed

 

Albert Einstein: what’s the scoop auntie

 

50shadesfreed: >:)




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: yeah you guys can’t say shit ab our class

 

Stop: goddammit




Pls MCR i am begging

 

Gothbirb: Bakugou could you paint my nails?

 

Hayley Kiyoko: can you paint mine too

 

bakuhoe: sure

 

Gothbirb: wow that took less convincing than I thought

 

Albert Einstein: it’s cause Shoto took his phone and sent it so now he’s grumbling while getting nail stuff together

 

plain jane: could he do mine too?

Albert Einstein: he said fuck off but he grabbed ur fav color so

 

oneokrock: wait bakubro I want my nails to match my adorable bf!!!

 

Hayley Kiyoko: gay

 

bakuhoe: gay

 

plain jane: !!!!! (〃ω〃)

 

oneokrock: that face is so cute im gonna die

 

bakuhoe: I’ll only paint ur fucking nails is u stop being so gross

 

oneokrock: :(

 

Hayley Kiyoko: then you can’t sit in todorokis lap as u paint nails

 

bakuhoe: u kno what no nail painting

 

plain jane: D:

 

Gothbirb: look u made him sad

 

oneokrock: I have to fight u for his honor

 

Albert Einstein: Shoto is carrying a pouting Katsuki to Jirou’s room as we speak




CLASS 1A

 

Stop: which one of u fuckers broke the front door

 

Iidad: It was me! My apologies!

 

Stop: no it wasn’t, tenya I wanna know

 

plain jane: did u just call Iida Tenya?

 

Stop: fuck

 

Albert Einstein: haha

 

Stop: I’m disowning you

 

ochahoe: why did you call him by his first name? I need answers!!!

 

Iidad: My brother was and still is a very good friend of theirs! They used to help babysit me!

 

ochahoe: that’s really funny oml

 

BubblegumBitch: What was baby Iida like ?????

 

Stop has left

 

BubblegumBitch: goddammit

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: ok kiddos which one of you did this property damage

 

Albert Einstein: how do we know it wasn’t you?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I’ve never caused property damage outside hero work

 

Albert Einstein: that’s not what I heard from auntie

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: understandable have a nice day son

 

StaticShock: I need answers what did he DO

 

Albert Einstein: :)

 

StaticShock: fuck you

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: that’s my job sorry

 

StaticShock: sdfjsfsdkjfh

 

ochahoe: I hate you jfskjdf

 

oneokrock: guys look!!!!

                   Sent 1 image

 

Naked&Afraid: aw ur matching !!! thats so cute !!

 

oneokrock: bakubro did it :’)

 

bakuhoe: don’t out me like this only few of you fuckers know

 

oneokrock: sorry bro but ur just so good at it!

 

BubblegumBitch: babes!!! Come to my room I want matching nails too!!!

 

StaticShock: HELL YEAH

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: can we do pink?

 

BubblegumBitch: I love you so fucking much Hanta

 

StaticShock: big mood




Two shots of vodka

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: KAYAMA STOP TELLING HITOSHI STORIES AB US FROM HIGH SCHOOL HE’S SASSING ME

 

50shadesfreed: yeah I saw that. Kid knows how to blackmail

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: WHAT STORIES DID YOU EVEN TELL HIM ?!?

 

50shadesfreed: All the times you broke the windows and more!

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: n o

 

50shadesfreed: Y E S

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: if I could scream for 20 min straight rn I would

 

50shadesfreed: u can’t do anything straight

 

Stop: rekt

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I want a divorce

 

Stop: finally

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: no, wait

 

Stop: can u come sign these papers?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: n o w a i t




How hasn’t UA burned

 

Chowder: I see you still haven’t found out who broke the door

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: my son is blackmailing me

 

Chowder: I know it’s entertaining. I have to give him more stories

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: N O

 

Stop: ha

 

Chowder: I’m sure he would like to know how in the middle of sparring sessions you weren’t even a part of you would take away other students quirks

 

Stop: anyway…

 

50shadesfreed: ha

 

Chowder: or how you would put your teacher to sleep to cheat on tests

 

50shadesfreed:

 

Chowder: :)

 

deadmanwonderland: haha rekt

 

Chowder: o?

 

deadmanwonderland: I was never here

 

Stop: don’t be a fucking coward

 

Chowder: I could also tell Shinsou about all the property damage you caused and all the times you spray painted the walls

 

Stop: I’m on it no need to bring up my dark past like this




CLASS 1A

 

Stop: alright u little heathens who broke the door, fess up

 

plain jane: I did…

 

Stop: fucker

 

oneokrock: it was my fault he broke the door! I scared him and he ripped it off the hinges

 

Stop: since it was an accident I’ll let you both off this time

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shouta be careful ur heart might show

 

Stop: u still need to sign these papers

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: WE ARENT GETTING DIVORCED YOU DUSTY LAMPSHADE

 

Albert Einstein: I wanna live with Nemuri

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: ur cold

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no that’s actually me

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Hitoshi I don’t like ur bf who raised him

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: speaking of, are any of ur friends looking to adopt

 

Stop: why

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no reason just would like to feel parental love

 

Stop:

 

Bass Boosted Screaming:




Two shots of vodka

 

Stop: IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA MURDER ENDEAVOR

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: NO UR NOT I WANNA MURDER HIM TOO BUT I ALSO  LOVE MY HUSBAND IN ONE PIECE

 

50shadesfreed: brb adopting that poor hot and cold boy

 

Stop: do it

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: no balls won’t do it

 

50shadesfreed: bet




50shadesfreed -> Chowder

 

50shadesfreed: I’d like to cash in five of my ten favors

 

Chowder: OwO what’s this?

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

Naked&Afraid: why did I just see Bakugou chasing Kaminari with a jug of apple cider????

 

Gothbirb: just heard Sero screaming “LEAVE THE FUCKING APPLE CIDER OUT OF THIS”

 

Albert Einstein: so a normal tuesday then

 

Gothbirb: yeah

 

Naked&Afraid: I feel as if I need to spend more time in the common room because WHY IS THIS NORMAL

 

oneokrock: the only thing not normal is Todoroki coming into the room crying

 

Albert Einstein: joeleth has finally perished

 

BubblegumBitch: who?

 

Albert Einstein: his succulent

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: he was fine yesterday I don’t understand

 

bakuhoe: joeleth has been dying for over a year

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: BUT HE WAS FINE

 

bakuhoe: denial

 

plain jane: Todoroki is that the plant I got for you?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no that one died days after, this is the one momo gave me

 

Bill Nye: bitch

              Apologies! Kyouka stole my phone

              We can get you a new one :)

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I feel like I’m missing a piece of myself

 

Bill Nye: If it would make you feel better we could have a funeral?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: thank you

 

Bill Nye: @everyone please be in attendance to remember one of our fallen friends, Joeleth. We will miss him dearly.




How hasnt UA burned

 

deadmanwonderland: r ur kids ok Aizawa?

 

Stop: probably not why

 

deadmanwonderland: because they are all gathered outside their dorm dressed in black crying over something on the ground

 

Stop: what

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: apparently a plant died and they r having a funeral for it?

 

50shadesfreed: yup definitely ur kids

 

Stop: listen

 

50shadesfreed: you had a funeral for hizashis broken glasses

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: THEY WERE A PART OF ME

 

Stop: why the fuck did Yaoyorozu just request to go shopping off campus after their funeral




CLASS 1A

 

Bill Nye: Todoroki and I are going out to get a new plant now! Would anyone like to come?

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I’ll come, I wanted to get Sarah a plant friend

 

Bill Nye: That’s a lovely idea!

 

Albert Einstein: I’m coming bc I just like looking at plants

 

BubblegumBitch: the squad can’t come bc we r having squad time

 

bakuhoe: fuck you

 

oneokrock: I still have those soft receipts

 

bakuhoe: fuck you I can’t go

 

Albert Einstein: ;(

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: 。・°°・(>_<)・°°・。

 

bakuhoe: if u start using those goddamn emoticons I’m breaking up with you

 

Yuzuru Hanyu:  (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

 

bakuhoe: Hitoshi is my only boyfriend now and I love him very much

 

Albert Einstein:   ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

 

bakuhoe: I take it back I’m single now

 

shroomqueen420: damn bby u fine as hell

 

bakuhoe: now Camie is my my only significant other

 

shroomqueen420: I knew u would come round one day bakubabe

 

Albert Einstein: wait no

 

BubblegumBitch: Katsuki u can’t steal away my only squad gf

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Camie it was lovely knowing you but I now have to kill you

 

shroomqueen420: damn bruh u needa take a chill pill

 

bakuhoe: why aren’t I actually dating you?

 

shroomqueen420: shit man idk cause u got two bfs

 

bakuhoe: yeah ur fucking right and I love them

 

Albert Einstein: ha gay

 

bakuhoe: we’re dating

 

Albert Einstein: still

 

ochahoe: why are u all such a mess

 

bakuhoe: who fucking knows

 

ochahoe: fair

               Blasty will you cook for me and tsu?

 

BubblegumBitch: babe!!! He can’t it’s squad night!!

 

ochahoe: oh yeah, dang :(

 

BubblegumBitch: I’ll have him make extra for you guys though <3

 

ochahoe: <333




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: How do you raise a son?

 

Stop: you didn’t

 

50shadesfreed: ;)

 

Stop: o my god HOW

 

50shadesfreed: I have a lot of favors to cash in

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: wh

 

50shadesfreed: I am officially Todoroki Shotos guardian now! :)

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: HOW???? DOES HE KNOW???

 

50shadesfreed: well you see Endeavor didn’t want this story getting out to the public so now I am his guardian we had a nice little chat and we came to an agreement

 

Stop: sometimes u amaze me

 

50shadesfreed: how do I parent

 

Stop: u try ur best and there’s lots of crying

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: there’s only a lot crying when they’re little but now u have to worry about them dating and I swear to go d if Todoroki hurts our boy there will be consequences

 

50shadesfreed: understandable have a nice day




CLASS 1A

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Midnight is my mom now????

 

ochahoe: ??????

 

50shadesfreed: I am now legally Todoroki’s guardian! :)

 

Tsuboo: ???? how???

 

50shadesfreed: That’s not important !

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I love my new parent

 

50shadesfreed: Now you have two moms!

 

plain jane: so you married Todoroki’s mother?

 

50shadesfreed: No ! But legally I am his only guardian now

 

Albert Einstein: now I can never call you auntie again

 

50shadesfreed: that’s fair

 

Albert Einstein: but you’ll still give me all the dirt on my dads right?

 

50shadesfreed: what kind of family friend would I be if I didn’t???

 

Albert Einstein: nice

 

plain jane: wait this reminds me, Kacchan have u still not told ur parents

 

bakuhoe: suddenly I can’t fucking read

 

plain jane: If you don’t I might let it slip to my mom and you know she’s such good friends with your parents

 

bakuhoe: you fucking wouldn’t

 

plain jane: try me bitch

 

bakuhoe: ….

 

plain jane: ….

 

bakuhoe: ….

 

plain jane: ….

 

bakuhoe: FINE O MY FUCKING GOD

 

plain jane: glad to hear it! Also I had to convince you because my mom called and I accidentally told her so u might wanna get on that

 

bakuhoe: ur fucking deAD




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: is there a dennys close to campus

 

Stop: its 2am

 

Albert Einstein: what’s ur point

 

Stop: u should be asleep why do u want to go to dennys

 

Albert Einstein: sometimes u just need to eat pancakes and cry

 

Bass Boosted Screaming:

 

Albert Einstein: Just kidding!

                         I would get waffles

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: he gets this from u

 

Stop: why do u say that

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: bc u literally dragged me to dennys ten minutes ago

 

Stop: sh u t

 

Albert Einstein: how could u betray me like this

 

Stop: ur like 12

 

Albert Einstein: good n i g h t

Chapter Text

Fashionably late

 

TJ Maxx: hey just so you know I have two boyfriends

 

Edna Mode: WHAT

                   AND I HAVENT BEEN INTRODUCED????

 

blood orange: That’s great! How long have you been dating?

 

TJ Maxx: a few months

 

Edna Mode:

 

blood orange: Do we know them?

 

Edna Mode: no hold on

                    you’ve been dating TWO boys for a FEW months and didn’t tell us?

 

TJ Maxx: you might know them

 

Edna Mode: MONTHS

 

TJ Maxx: YES MONTHS

 

Edna Mode: is one that nice boy, Kirishima?

 

TJ Maxx: WH

               NO

 

Edna Mode: then who?

 

TJ Maxx: Todoroki Shoto and Shinsou Hitoshi

 

blood orange: pay up hon

 

Edna Mode: DAMMIT

 

TJ Maxx: YOU WERE BETTING ON THIS

 

Edna Mode: YEAH BUT YOUR FATHER ONLY SAID TODOROKI SO HE GETS HALF

 

blood orange: but I was still right!

 

Edna Mode: who would have thought you would have two boyfriends, came out of left field

 

TJ Maxx: I’m a fucking catch you old hag

 

Edna Mode: So you’ll be coming for dinner this weekend with them right

 

TJ Maxx: no

 

Edna Mode: that wasn’t a fucking question

 

blood orange: It would be great to meet them

 

TJ Maxx: I have to ask them if they would be ok with it

 

blood orange: I’m sure they will




Hi welcome to Chilis

 

bakuhoe: my shitty parents want to meet you and have you over for dinner this weekend

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I think that would be lovely

 

Albert Einstein: Sounds good to me

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I still don’t see why you didn’t tell them sooner

 

bakuhoe: you’ll see when you meet them, specifically my old hag

 

Albert Einstein: I think this will be interesting




CLASS 1A

 

bakuhoe: deku I am going to murder you

 

plain jane: so you told them I take it

 

bakuhoe: you’re dead to me

 

plain jane: but kacchan we’re supposed to be the wonder duo :(

 

bakuhoe: u betrayed me you broccoli lookin bitch

 

plain jane: :(

 

oneokrock: bakubro :( dont b mean to him

 

bakuhoe: I do what I want

 

oneokrock: I still have the soft receipts dont make me do this

 

bakuhoe: do it dont be a fuckingn coward

 

oneokrock: let me get Todoroki and Shinsou’s attention first

                   @Yuzuru Hanyu @Albert Einstein

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I just saw Katsuki sprint out of the dorms????

 

Albert Einstein: O fuck yeah I love exposing my bfs soft side

 

oneokrock: “Do you think Todoroki knows how cute he is? It should be fucking illegal. Like ok icyhot your eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky and your voice sounds like a god WHATEVR”

 

Albert Einstein: ha gay

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: that’s so adorable Katsuki

 

ochahoe: the “WHATEVR” really got me

 

oneokrock: “I would kill for both of them”

                   Wait that wasn’t a soft one

 

ochahoe: very Katsuki tho

 

oneokrock: “His dumbass purple hair just looks so soft I just wanna run my fingers through his hair and tell him how much he means to me.”

 

Albert Einstein: I cant breathe thats so sweet and gay

 

ochahoe: I want more soft bakubabe !!!

 

bakuhoe has left the conversation

 

ochahoe: YOU CANT HIDE YOUR SOFT SIDE FROM US BITCH

 

oneokrock: when did he learn to leave conversations????

 

StaticShock: I taught him cause he was threatening me earlier before all this to tell him

 

Albert Einstein: boo you whore

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: someone add him back so I can be gay on main

 

Albert Einstein added bakuhoe to the conversation

 

bakuhoe: fuck off

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: hey kitten I love you

 

bakuhoe: fuck oFF

 

Albert Einstein: where the fuck are you ur adorable when ur flustered and ur HIDING

 

bakuhoe: you’ll never find me bitch

 

Stop: he’s hiding in the teachers lounge

 

bakuhoe: no I’m not

 

Stop: he just left

 

Albert Einstein: we’ll find you katsuki

 

50shadesfreed: does my son want to find his boyfriend? I just passed him on the training grounds

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: please hold him there

 

50shadesfreed: of course son !




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: is this how to parent???? By helping my son???

 

Stop: I mean sure

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: you really don’t have to do much since Todoroki is in high school, just be nice to him and have a room for him when breaks happen

 

50shadesfreed: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

                         Good thing I have an extra room in my apartment




50shadesfreed -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

50shadesfreed: Todoroki! I have your boyfriend here, he wouldn’t stop struggling so I used my quirk on him to calm him down so come get him! Also we have to get you stuff for your room when you’re on break!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Thank you for getting him, though you didn’t need to put him to sleep. I don’t want to inconvenience you by living with you on the breaks

 

50shadesfreed: You are not an inconvenience, I would love to have you stay with me! But if you feel uncomfortable or don’t want to you don’t have to I just want you to have a place to come home to if you need it

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Then I would like that, thank you.

 

50shadesfreed: !! When would you like to go fix up your room? I have a bed already so you can come see the room and we can go shop!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I would suggest this weekend but I am going to meet Katsuki’s parents

 

50shadesfreed: We can go next weekend if you’re up for it!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: That sounds fine.




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: Me and todoroki are going to go plan how we are going to fix up his room next weeked, I feel like a mother now

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Im proud of you

 

Stop: doing better than endeavor already

 

50shadesfreed: thats not very hard to do

 

Stop: true




CLASS 1A

 

Albert Einstein: sent 1 image

                         Apparently midnight used her quirk on Katsuki so now Shoto is carrying him back to the dorms bridal style

 

BubblegumBitch: thats adorable

 

ochahoe: babe will you carry me bridal style?

 

Tsuboo: I’ll carry you to the kitchen to get snacks for a movie night

 

ochahoe: it’s like you’re my soulmate

 

Tsuboo: <33

 

StaticShock: babes someone carry me bridal style

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I’ll carry you both

 

BubblegumBitch: ahahaha ok babe you can try

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I can only carry one at a time

 

plain jane: I can carry you and Eiji

 

BubblegumBitch: You can?!

 

plain jane: Haha I could bench press you both :)

 

oneokrock: god that’s so hot

 

StaticShock: you’re on ur way to makeout w him rn aren’t you

 

oneokrock: wh

                   I mean yea but damn way to call me out

 

StaticShock: its just so easy bro

 

oneokrock: ok yeah thats fair bro

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki just woke up in Shoto’s arms and almost exploded

                         HES SO FLUSTERED ITS SO FUCKING CUTE

 

ochahoe: good god just go makeout with him already

 

Albert Einstein: k bye




Fashionably late

 

TJ Maxx: what time do you want us for this shitty dinner

 

Edna Mode: be here 5:30 sharp or I’ll pull out baby pictures

 

TJ Maxx: fuck off




SUCC

 

bakuhoe: 5:30 bitches be ready to go at 5

 

Albert Einstein: alright, luckily both my dads know you both so there’s no need for awkward meetings

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: same now I guess? But also Kayama asked me if I wanted to live with her on breaks and now we are going room shopping next weekend?

 

Albert Einstein: that’s great babe

 

bakuhoe: I’m kind of surprised that your dads haven’t tried to intimidate us yet

 

Albert Einstein: o they have you just can’t sense that little amount of danger

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I am bad at reading signals so if they have tried to be intimidating I don’t know

 

Albert Einstein: I love you both so much

 

bakuhoe: gay

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: wh

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Fashionably late

 

Edna Mode: Just reminding you not to be late tonight

 

TJ Maxx: yeah whatever we wont be late

 

Edna Mode: Even if you’re one minute late the photobooks are coming out

 

blood orange: Honey we should ask those two if they would help model some clothes for us

 

TJ Maxx: dont fucking do that

 

Edna Mode: Oh we should! They are handsome boys!

 

TJ Maxx: N O

 

Edna Mode: Y E S




He just kept yoing

 

bakuhoe: are you heathens ready to go?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m nervous

 What if your parents don’t like me or I make a fool of myself?

 

bakuhoe: Babe they’ll love you, plus ur always a fool but I love you regardless

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’ve just never had to do something like this is all

 

Albert Einstein: We’ll be fine Shoto, you’re amazing there is no way someone would not love you

 

bakuhoe: we’re gonna be late hurry the fuck up

 

Albert Einstein: you’re pretty insistent that we aren’t even a minute late

   Suspicious

 

bakuhoe: do y’all wanna make a good impression or not?

 

Albert Einstein: fair point, I’m in the common room and ready to go when you are

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m coming

 

bakuhoe: this is how I die




CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: Hands are mainly used for masturbation like how weird is that

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Wh

                          No

                          They really aren’t

 

StaticShock: Yes they are

 

plain jane: n O

 

StaticShock: I have two thumbs

                    So obviously one of them must be made for masturbation

 

Hayley Kiyoko: wtf do u do w ur hands during the fucking day???

 

StaticShock: That’s a personal question

                    Maybe I draw hands

 

plain jane: ITS REALLY NOT U CAN JUST SAY “I use my phone” “eating food” “doing literally anything”

                  Can u rly

 

StaticShock: Yea

                     Im so good

 

ochahoe: U have a hand kink then?

 

StaticShock: No

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: Bullshit

 

StaticShock: Hands are fucked up

                     Like what are nails

 

Gothbirb: Isnt it wild how nails grow

 

StaticShock: Why do we have little shitty bones growing out of our fingers

 

oneokrock: YES

                   FINALLY

                   SOMEONE GETS IT

 

StaticShock: They grow SO MUCH

                     Like WHY

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I need u to stop so I don’t have an existential crisis rn

 

Bill Nye: There is so much about the human body that is fascinating!

 

Hayley Kiyoko: babe I love you but fingernails are weird

 

Bill Nye: Is our first argument really going to be about fingernails?

 

Hayley Kiyoko: it could be if you want

 

Bill Nye: I’d rather have a Disney marathon with you

 

ochahoe: gay

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I know for a fact that ur on a date with Tsuyu right now

                        But movie marathon sounds good

 

Bill Nye: !! <3

 

Tsuboo: gay




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: I feel like a parent, Todoroki asked me what someone wears when they meet their partners parents for the first time. I might cry

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: oooooooo Hitoshi was panicking earlier about that

 

Stop: glad motherhood is suiting u

 

50shadesfreed: I’m so proud of him

                          I don’t know how you guys can go without gushing about Shinsou, I have been Todoroki’s guardian for under a month but I’m so proud of him

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I guess you don’t listen to my radio show where I gush about him all the time, he’s got his own fans despite being on the show once

 

50shadesfreed: !!!

 

Stop: 50% of his show is talking about us

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I love you two very much !!!! Of course I talk about you a lot !!!

 

Stop: gay

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: we have been married for 9 years

 

50shadesfreed: extra gay




CLASS 1A

 

Albert Einstein: what’s up sluts guess who has seen Katsuki’s baby pictures

 

ochahoe: omg

 

BubblegumBitch: pics or it didn’t happen

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: he told us he wouldn’t cook for us or kiss us for a month if we did

 

plain jane: good thing that I have a folder of blackmail then

 

bakuhoe: I will fucking end you

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Midoriya you have baby pictures with Katsuki so if you just share yours and he so happens to be in it then that’s too bad

 

plain jane: you are so right Todoroki!

                   Sent 5 images

 

BubblegumBitch: O MY FUCKING GOD THATS SO CUTE

 

ochahoe: im gonna die over that holy s h i t

 

oneokrock: my heart

                    Izuku you’re so cute!!! <3333

 

plain jane: jsabdkjh

 

Tsuboo: how were y’all such cute children???

 

StaticShock: honestly tho I mean look at blasty smiling like that

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: it’s so pure I never see him smile

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ???? He smiles all the time????

 

ochahoe: SOFT BOI OUTED

 

bakuhoe: Deku ur fucking dead

 

plain jane: u say that a lot for someone who never commits to it

 

ochahoe: damn that call out

 

bakuhoe: LETS FUCKING GO RIGHT NOW

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki we aren’t even back at the dorms yet

 

bakuhoe: THEN HE CAN BE READY TO FIGHT WHEN WE GET THERE

 

Albert Einstein: U can’t fight in ur current clothes

 

oneokrock: bakubro chill out, we all love the matching all might shirts

 

bakuhoe: ILL KILL YOU

 

BubblegumBitch: get yo mans Shinsou and Todo

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: don’t worry after what Shinsou just told him he won’t be fighting anyone tonight

 

ochahoe: gross

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ? he told him that we would watch more say yes to the dress?

 

oneokrock: o thank god

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: thank fucking god

 

The great british baking show: thank god

 

ochahoe: ajdhlajhlf Sato you lurker

 

The great british baking show: I lurk with purpose

 

Tsuboo: that’s fair

 

BubblegumBitch: I wanna know how meeting the parents went !!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: It went fine

 

Albert Einstein: we were late and Shoto tripped when he was coming into the house and fell flat on his face

 

ochahoe: ahaha

 

plain jane: :(

 

ochahoe: I mean o no are you alright?

 

bakuhoe: then his nose started bleeding bc of the fall and I had to clean him up while Hitoshi was interrogated by my parents

 

Albert Einstein: They were actually really nice, I thought we got along well

 

bakuhoe: my parents really love Hitoshi

 

ochahoe: what about Todoroki

 

bakuhoe: they find him “endearing”

 

plain jane: Did they asked you to model

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: they did why?

 

plain jane: no reason, I was just curious bc they would always ask if I would model with him and I just wanted to know if they asked

 

Albert Einstein: he made us decline

 

bakuhoe: they can find actual models somewhere else

 

BubblegumBitch: h e’s jealous

 

bakuhoe: no the fuck im not

 

ochahoe: mina ur right, he doesn’t wanna share his bfs with the world

 

bakuhoe: shut ur fuck

 

ochahoe: make me

 

bakuhoe: that’s it, no one in this class is getting any of my food for the next month.

 

ochahoe: wait no

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: does this go for us as well?

 

bakuhoe: yes

 

Albert Einstein: fuck

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CLASS 1A

 

Albert Einstein: I can’t believe Katsuki was serious about not cooking for us

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: It’s only been a week

 

bakuhoe: it’s what y’all deserve

 

ochahoe: pls,,,I miss ur cooking

 

bakuhoe: fuck off




T H O T S

 

BubblegumBitch: bakubabe ur still cooking for our squad night right?

 

bakuhoe: no

 

StaticShock: please

 

bakuhoe: no, cause if I cook for u fools then those fuckers will want food

 

oneokrock: please!! We’ll make sure no one knows you cooked for us!!!!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: if ur bfs say something just go with the good ol fashioned “bros before hoes”

 

bakuhoe: FINE

 

BubblegumBitch: Y E S




Who ate my leftovers?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I just realized that I am going to be alone with Midnight for a decently long time

 

Albert Einstein: rip

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: what are we supposed to talk about?

 

bakuhoe: talk about the room dumbass

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: but what about before we get to the room?

 

bakuhoe: I’m sure midnight will come up with shit

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: god this is like meeting ur parents all over again except I’m meeting with my own parent

 

Albert Einstein: Love you’ll be fine

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Alright

 

bakuhoe: Nothing is as bad as when you answered all my old hags questions seriously, you’ll be fine

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: it wasn’t that bad…

 

Albert Einstein: she asked if we “ever have a little too much fun” and winked jokingly and then you said yes completely seriously

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: What and fucking LIE to her?

 

bakuhoe: we really don’t need to relive this I’m fucking begging

 

Albert Einstein: you’ll really be begging later ;)))

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: without me ;(

 

bakuhoe: I hate both of you so much Shoto never text like a straight white boy ever again

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no complaints

                          I have to go meet midnight now I’ll talk to you later <3

 

Albert Einstein: <3

 

bakuhoe: ….

                <3




T H O T S

 

bakuhoe: Alright bitches you best be ready to guard the kitchen with ur goddamn lives

 

oneokrock: yessir!

 

BubblegumBitch: on it !!




Albert Einstein has added Yuzuru Hanyu, ochahoe, and 4 others to the chat!

 

Albert Einstein named the chat Cheating Hoe

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki is cooking for his squad

 

ochahoe: excuSE M E

 

Albert Einstein: it’s they squad night right? And Katsuki normally tells me the stuff they r doing but it’s not adding up

 

Tsuboo: sus

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I’m on the case boss

 

Bill Nye: That’s my girlfriend! <3

 

Albert Einstein: not now lesbians ! We have a case 2 crack

 

Hayley Kiyoko: u either let me b gay or don’t get the info

 

Albert Einstein: understandable, continue then

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Anyway Momo <333

 

plain jane: wholesome

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Hitoshi, if it’s true we go on strike

 

Albert Einstein: deal

 

ochahoe: well Jirou ???

 

Hayley Kiyoko: U won’t like the answer I’m about to give you, u might want to sit down

 

Albert Einstein: I need to hear it

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Hes cooking

 

Albert Einstein: GOD DAMMIT




CLASS 1A

 

Albert Einstein: KATSUKI UR ASS IS GRASS BITCH

 

BubblegumBitch: o no

 

oneokrock: o no

 

StaticShock: o no

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: o no

 

bakuhoe: o no

 

ochahoe: yo ur fucking dead just sayin rip

 

Iidad: Please refrain from fighting!!!

 

Tsuboo: Bakugou lied

 

Iidad: Resume !

 

ochahoe: djdjjfnfnnf

 

bakuhoe: H-Hitoshi it’s not what u think!

 

Albert Einstein: I won’t hesitate bitch

 

plain jane: o my fuckin god he fuckin dead

 

bakuhoe: I’ll kill you

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki, do u wanna explain to the class why ur making food for ur squad rn when u said no one would get any

 

BubblegumBitch: the time has come

 

StaticShock: do it

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: do it

 

oneokrock: it’s time

 

Albert Einstein: ?

 

bakuhoe: bros before hoes

 

Albert Einstein: I

 

ochahoe: SKDJDKDKSK

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I cant even be mad at that right now, Midnight had to ask me what was so funny

 

50shadesfreed: it was rather amusing! Reminds me of the times that Hizashi used that on Shouta

 

Stop: stop telling them things

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: then Shouta would get pouty it was adorable

 

Albert Einstein: gross

 

Stop: agreed

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: SHOUTA UR ADORABLE WHEN U POUT THIS IS JUST FACTS

 

Albert Einstein: ANYWAY BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND Katsuki, Shoto and I have said no more kisses for the rest of the month or until u cave and cook for us

 

ochahoe: WAIT IM A BRO WHY DONT I GET ANY

 

bakuhoe: WHAT THE FUCK

                Also bc ur not part of the squad u fool

 

ochahoe: rood

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki I love your cooking and I will do anything to get it

 

bakuhoe: u fuckers will break before I do

 

Albert Einstein: bet

 

bakuhoe: ur on

 

plain jane: this can only end badly

 

Tsuboo: who wants to place bets message me

 

oneokrock: my money is on Bakubro

 

ochahoe: my money is against

 

bakuhoe: fuck you there’s three weeks left it’s not even a big deal

 

Albert Einstein: Fine then we’ll see




Albert Einstein -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

Albert Einstein: I just realized we’re gonna die

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I believe in us

 

Albert Einstein: Do u rly tho ?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no, Katsuki is so stubborn and will most likely outlast us. I give us two weeks before we cave at most

 

Albert Einstein: damn, well anyway I miss you and I hope ur having fun with Kayama <3

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I miss you as well, we actually get along quite nice and her apartment is very nice. The room doesn’t really need much. See you soon <3

 

Albert Einstein: <3




T H O T S

 

bakuhoe: u fuckers did this

 

BubblegumBitch: are u sayin u can’t do it?

 

oneokrock: How unmanly, going back on ur word

 

bakuhoe: u just want to see me suffer

 

BubblegumBitch: actually it’s cause we all have money on u and if we win we’ll take u out for food

 

bakuhoe: deal

 

StaticShock: real talk tho how are u gonna survive

 

bakuhoe: I survived before I started dating them I can go three weeks

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: good point but here’s a counter: now u actually know what it’s like to kiss them and u can’t have that for three weeks

 

BubblegumBitch: I would die if I had to go three weeks without kissing Hanta or Denki

 

bakuhoe: weak ass hoes

 

BubblegumBitch: >:/

Chapter Text

shroomqueen420 -> bakuhoe

 

shroomqueen420: So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

 

bakuhoe: sgkjs

                fucking w ha t

 

shroomqueen420: I was sittin there BBQ sauce on my tatas baku keep up

 

bakuhoe: why the fuck was there bbq sauce there

 

shroomqueen420: o yeah lmao

                              Well me and Inasa were eatin lunch and then his girl walked by and o ma gooood she was so fkin cu te an my got damn piece of chicken fell on my Danny Devitos man I looked like a mcfricken f o o l

 

bakuhoe: ur fucking what now

                you call ur boobs ur Danny Devitos????

 

shroomqueen420: yeah

 

bakuhoe: god I hate you

 

shroomqueen420: <333       




CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: I’m trying to have a nice breakfast with my two wonderful bfs but they keep spacing out

                           Hanta: wow that’s an egg

                           Denki, nods a little: it sure is

 

bakuhoe: when Hitoshi turned on his printer he whispered good morning to it

 

Tsuboo: I feel like half our class is dead today

 

bakuhoe: shoto just walked in my room, said very fucking confused “this isn’t the downstairs” and left

 

BubblegumBitch: bakubabe it’s our date day since our bfs are dead ur now my boyfriend for the day

 

ochahoe: how is he gonna agree to that

 

bakuhoe: sure

 

ochahoe: what fucking world am I in

 

plain jane: Japan

 

ochahoe: goddammit not you too

 

Hayley Kiyoko: U2 hacked my iphone and gave me a free album

 

Bill Nye: oh no




How hasn’t UA burned:

 

Stop: what the fuck is wrong with half my class

 

deadmanwonderland: I was gonna ask the same thing because I was taking role and instead of saying here or whatever, Shiozaki said “photosynthesis” and just didn’t stop mumbling it to herself

 

Stop: o thank god my kids aren’t the only ones messed up

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I ran into Jirou this morning and all she said to me was “purple isn’t even a real color” and honestly, that changed me

 

Mighty Dad: I ran into young Midoriya today! I tried to ask him a question but he continued him mumbling and mentioned something about a mothman?

 

Stop: listen he’s out there

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I am not having this conversation again

 

Stop: Hizashi you can’t hide from the fucking Truth

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: THERE IS NO TRUTH

 

Stop: I got into a knife fight with mothman at 3am behind a Roy Rogers and u have the fucking audacity

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: babe, love of my life, player to the fiddle that I call a heart. THAT WAS NEMURI AND THATS THE NIGHT WE ALL GOT SO PLASTERED THE ONLY REMNANT OF IT IS A SHAKY VIDEO OF U SAYING U WON AGAINST MOTHMAN WHEN I WAS CARRYING A PASSED OUT NEMURI HOME SAYING “SHOUTA YOU CANT JUST FIGHT PEOPLE U THINK MIGHT BE MOTHMAN”

 

Stop: where’s the fucking proof

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: sent 1 video

 

Stop: o

 

50shadesfreed: ohohoho

 

Stop: dont u fucking DARE

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: that was such a big mistake

 

Stop: my life is a mistake

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: o? Big mood

 

Stop: ….

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: :)

 

Stop: date night?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I love you so much

 

kirbysucc: gay

 

snip snipe: gay

 

Stop: did u come online just for that

 

kirbysucc: yes

 

snip snipe: yee

 

Stop: understandable have a nice day




CLASS 1A

 

ochahoe: holy shit it really seems like katsuki and mina are dating

 

Tsuboo: I know it’s almost scary

 

oneokrock: honestly if she didn’t go after hanta and denki then she would probs be dating bakubroski

 

ochahoe: damn she got too much power

 

nest: ok enough what the fuck is going on

 

ochahoe: ?

 

nest: half the class is spacing out and Ashido is wearing Bakugou’s jacket and clinging on him I’m so confused

 

ochahoe: I have no other way to explain this other than to go read the chat from this morning

 

nest: hhhhhhhhh

 

Tsuboo: I understand the pain

 

nest: I am still very confused why everyone is acting like this cause my bf woke up this morning and walked into a wall, twice

 

ochahoe: no one knows

 

nest: damn

 

ochahoe: that’s it mina has too much power if she is allowed to push back bakubabes hair and kiss his forehead

 

Tsuboo: but it was really adorable

 

ochahoe: tru, babe do u think he’d let me do that?

 

Tsuboo: go try

              I dare you

 

ochahoe: I love when you get feisty

 

Tsuboo: only for you <3

 

ochahoe: <333 !!!!

 

oneokrock: ha gay

 

Tsuboo: I mean yeah

 

oneokrock: o my go d

 

Tsuboo: bakugou really let her do that

 

nest: what kind of weird parallel universe are we in

 

BubblegumBitch: baku has been a grump recently cause his bfs won’t smooch him and he needs attention. We r the same

 

oneokrock: tru he is like a cat

 

bakuhoe: thought yall were talking shit and I was right

 

ochahoe: u let me kiss ur forehead

 

bakuhoe: hoe

 

ochahoe: ur words can’t hurt me these shades r gucci

 

shroomqueen420: damn i wanna smooch smorch ur forehead bakudaddy

 

ochahoe: BAKUDADDY

 

oneokrock: I’m

 

Tsuboo: n o

              Absolutley no daddy kinks in my good hero chat

 

oneokrock: midnight would most likely disagree

 

50shadesfreed: that is a conversation u kids r not allowed to touch with a ten foot pole :)

 

oneokrock: understandable have a nice day

 

bakuhoe: my dumb bfs are cursed today with half the fucking class and u know what fuck it I DO LIKE THEIR GODDAMN ATTENTION AND I MISS IT SINCE IT HAS BEEN A WEEK INTO THE BET AND I CANT KISS THEM BUT DONT FUCKING CALL ME THAT EVER AGAIN

 

BubblegumBitch: o my god

 

oneokrock: it happened

 

ochahoe: he snapped

 

bakuhoe: fuck off

 

ochahoe: never

 

oneokrock: did u guys just hear what Iida said

 

ochahoe: Im fucking dying

 

nest: ??

 

oneokrock: I go to bother bakubro and ask “what does the ‘m’ in ‘smexy’ even mean?” and Iida looks at me and goes “m stands for slope”

                   Like yeah, you got it man

 

Tsuboo: truly a man of knowledge




I hate this fucking family

 

Stop: Hitoshi, I need to talk to you

 

Albert Einstein: Ok hold on. I can’t find my phone

 

Stop: ok

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: It’s been 15 minutes

 

Stop: You’re a terrible son. You’re killing me, you know. You’re killing your father

 

Albert Einstein: this is fucking star wars

 

Stop: I hate today

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

Iidad has changed bakuhoe -> bakudaddy

 

bakudaddy: ur fucking dead to me round face

 

ochahoe: how do u know it was me

 

bakudaddy: who else could bribe glasses like this

 

ochahoe: wait I have more bribes

 

Iidad changed Yuzuru Hanyu -> todobaby

 

Iidad changed Albert Einstein -> alpha daddy

 

bakudaddy: literally what the fuck

 

ochahoe: now u all match :’)

 

alpha daddy: op do u take constructive criticism?

 

ochahoe: absolutely fucking not

 

alpha daddy: u really should

 

StaticShock: I mean it fits cause at least one of you must have a daddy kink

 

todobaby: Surprisingly none of us do

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: wow I’m impressed

 

ochahoe: im surprised

 

Stop: yeah me too

 

alpha daddy: o hell no no nope no no nah no

 

Stop: do u all forget that the teachers are in here when u talk about this shit?

 

alpha daddy: Iida change back my fucking name

 

Iidad: I am sorry but I am unable to do that!

 

alpha daddy: Uraraka I am going to murder you

 

ochahoe: try me bitch

 

Tsuboo: my gf senses tingled Shinsou u wanna fucking throw down man?

 

alpha daddy: yeah kinda

 

Tsuboo: Finally someone wants to fight and I can now properly defend my gfs honor

 

alpha daddy: wanna meet me at the training grounds in like 10?

 

Tsuboo: sure

 

bakudaddy: my dumbass bf is gonna lose

 

ochahoe: fighting for my honor, how romantic

 

BubblegumBitch: how comes u two dont fight for my honor

 

StaticShock: cause I would get my ass beat

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: same

 

BubblegumBitch: ur right I would have to fight for ur honor

 

oneokrock: I would fight for u babe

 

plain jane: I would fight for u too

 

oneokrock: my bf is so manly

 

plain jane: <3

 

todobaby: katsuki would you fight for me

 

bakudaddy: no

 

todobaby: :(

 

bakudaddy: you can handle yourself fine but I’ll probably have to go fight frog girl cause she’s gonna wipe the floor with our bf

 

todobaby: honestly that’s such a katsuki thing to say and I love you so much

 

bakudaddy: really u gonna have me expose my soft side right here

 

todobaby: I mean if you don’t wanna…

 

bakudaddy: I have a fucking reputation

 

todobaby: it’s fine if you don’t...

 

bakudaddy: ….

                    I love you too

 

oneokrock: gay

 

ochahoe: gay

 

plain jane: gay

 

StaticShock: gay

 

Hayley Kiyoko: gay

 

Bill Nye: gay

 

BubblegumBitch: gay

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: gay

 

Gothbirb: gay

 

nest: gay

 

irlfurry: gay

 

Naked&Afraid: gay

 

The great british baking show: gay

 

honhonbaguette: gay

 

Iidad: gay

 

^-^: gay

 

bakudaddy: literally fuck you all

 

ochahoe: sorry I’m not into that

 

BubblegumBitch: damn

 

alpha daddy: hey lads just got my ass kicked

 

ochahoe: yeah bakubabe was right

 

alpha daddy: did u say I would lose?

 

bakudaddy: yeah

 

alpha daddy: good call, did u at least bet and get money

 

bakudaddy: we didn’t get to that they were all calling me gay

 

alpha daddy: wh

                      gay

 

bakudaddy: literally why am I dating you

 

alpha daddy: cause u love me

 

bakudaddy: I am not saying it cause then these fuckers will win

 

alpha daddy: :/

 

bakudaddy: fine i love you u brat

 

oneokrock: gay

 

ochahoe: gay

 

plain jane: gay

 

StaticShock: gay

 

Hayley Kiyoko: gay

 

Bill Nye: gay

 

BubblegumBitch: gay

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: gay

 

Gothbirb: gay

 

nest: gay

 

irlfurry: gay

 

Naked&Afraid: gay

 

The great british baking show: gay

 

honhonbaguette: gay

 

Iidad: gay

 

^-^: gay




T H O T S

 

BubblegumBitch: just checking in but how is the bet so far

 

bakudaddy: mind ur fucking business

 

oneokrock: they keep kissing in front of him and he’s getting irritable

 

bakudaddy: SHUT THE FUCK

 

StaticShock: you can come kiss us if u want blasty

 

bakuhoe: ew

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: wow

 

BubblegumBitch: u weren’t complaining when I kissed ur forehead

 

bakuhoe: choke

 

BubblegumBitch: stop calling out my kinks :///




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: just out of curiosity but you guys never told me how you got together

 

Stop: that’s not important

 

Bass boosted Screaming: you don’t really need to know how, just that we still love each other very much

 

Albert Einstein: there’s a tally in the teachers lounge of how many times a day Aizawa says he wants to divorce you

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: it has the intention of love

 

Stop: we aren’t going to tell you

 

Albert Einstein: fine

 

Stop: don’t do what I think you’re going to do

 

Albert Einstein: too late

 

Stop: damn




CLASS 1A

 

bakudaddy: pikabitch I’m telling you that Shoto doesn’t fucking know what bofa is

 

todobaby: bofa????

 

StaticShock: o no

 

alpha daddy: babe d o n t

 

plain jane: I can’t watch this go down

 

todobaby: what is bofa ????

 

bakudaddy: I literally cannot do this I can’t fucking be the one to do this

 

ochahoe: bofa deeZ NUTZ

 

alpha daddy: o my fucking god

 

todobaby: I

 

nest has left the conversation

 

Gothbirb: not on my fucking watch I suffer you suffer

 

Gothbirb has added nest to the conversation

 

alpha daddy: I am going to change the subject now

                     Anyone wanna hear the real story of how my dads got together??

 

plain jane: anything for a subject change

 

alpha daddy: So I asked Kayama

 

Stop: stop

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: don’t

 

50shadesfreed: ;)

 

alpha daddy: So apparently one day Yamada was walking in the hall and tripped over fucking nothing when he saw Aizawa with his capture weapon cause he’s that much of a disaster pan and then Aizawa used his capture weapon to keep him from hitting the floor

 

Stop: where the fuck are you

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I am going to yELL

 

alpha daddy: Yamada then yelled out a love confession loud enough for like half the school to hear which caused Aizawa to drop him and then land on top of him, according to Kayama these were the words said: “how the fuck do you trip over nothing” “god please fucking date me”

 

Stop: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAA

 

alpha daddy: Realizing what he did with his crush on top of him he screamed and broke all the windows in the schoolafjhajfjaljf

 

ochahoe: he told us that story and died, he did it for us

 

BubblegumBitch: He will be forever missed

 

StaticShock: his bravery will not go unnoticed

 

bakudaddy: rip in piece, thot

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

ochahoe: can’t believe mic is still screaming

 

alpha daddy: I can

 

Stop: I can

 

ochahoe: understandable have a nice day

 

BubblegumBitch: how is the bet going guys?

 

bakuhoe: fucking fine

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: fine

 

Albert Einstein: fine




T H O T S

 

BubblegumBitch: how are u really

 

bakuhoe: dying

 

oneokrock: but for real bro are you ok? You seem angrier/sadder recently

 

bakuhoe: im fucking fine

 

StaticShock: so what is the truth

 

bakuhoe: alright fuckers leave me alone I’m going to the store




I hate this fucking family

 

Stop: ok Hitoshi, I need this stupid bet to stop between your boyfriends

 

Albert Einstein: I don’t know what u mean

 

Stop: I have eyes and was there when u made the bet

 

Albert Einstein: ok and what about it

 

Stop: you are all distracted and if it doesn’t end soon it’ll start affecting your grades and Bakugou has been a lot more irritable it’s not good for you all

 

Albert Einstein: but it’s only one more week

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Hitoshi trust us, it’s the last thing you guys need. Plus in the future if you do something like this when you’re in the field you might regret it

 

Stop: especially since your class has the biggest problems involving villains, especially Bakugou. There’s no time to be petty like this you should be enjoying each other

 

Albert Einstein: you’re right, I should go talk to him thanks guys. I don’t really know what I’d do if something happened to him.

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: we love u !!

 

Stop: yeah I guess

 

Albert Einstein: y’all r pretty ok




CLASS 1A

 

alpha daddy: has anyone seen Katsuki? He’s not answering and his door is locked

 

ochahoe: I haven’t sorry

 

oneokrock: we haven’t seen him either, last time we talked to him was right after class

 

nest: sorry I haven’t

 

Naked&Afraid: me and Ojiro haven’t seen him

 

Hayley Kiyoko: we haven’t seen him

 

todobaby: Hitoshi I’m sure he’s fine he’s probably sleeping

 

alpha daddy: yeah you’re right ok I’ll try a little later

 

todobaby: what’s wrong love

 

alpha daddy: Nothing I was talking to aizawa earlier and my mind jumped to worst possible scenarios sorry

 

todobaby: don’t be sorry for worrying we’ll check on him in an hour ok?

 

alpha daddy: yeah ok




every villain is lemons

 

imfeelingstabby: can I see Bakuchan now? Pls

 

Handy: no

 

imfeelingstabby: :(

 

Handy: Fine but don’t do anything to him, he’s a valuable asset

 

True Hoe: Don’t ask us to untie him again, it didn’t work out well the first time

 

Doublepopsicle: HEY WHAT ARE WE EVEN GONNA DO WITH HIM?!

    We already tried once what’s different this time???

 

Handy: What’s different is all might is done and the reason he wanted to be a hero is gone

 

True Hoe: so

 

Handy: So all might didn’t actually win, he lost and we might be able to recruit him

 

imfeelingstabby: can I pleaseeeee prick him

 

Handy: no

            Well, maybe later it could be useful

 

True Hoe: it is true that the politics around heros have been changing, you might be onto something u crusty bitch

 

Handy: I run this organization of course I know what I’m doing

 

Doublepopsicle: debatable

 

Shizuo: He has been running this organization nicely for a while

 

True Hero: when did this kid become a sassy bitch?

                  I was talking to knife girl and I made a comment about him and he goes “what are you gonna do? Stab me?”

 

imfeelingstabby: I laughed

 

True Hoe: YEAH I FUCKING KNOW YOU DID

 

Shizuo: It has been reported that the hero Hawks is working to find Bakugou

 

Handy: that could cause issues

 

True Hoe: yikes o no

 

Handy: I swear if you type what I think

 

True Hoe: may or may not have slept with him

 

Handy: can I fire him?????

 

Shizuo: no

 

True Hoe: he was a really good lay tho

 

Handy: I don’t need to know this

 

True Hoe: a good hate fuck

 

Shizuo: I take it back we can fire him

 

True Hoe: what r u gonna do? Stab me?

 

Handy: goddammit. Listen it’s just a few of you there since I have to take care of things elsewhere with Kurogiri just don’t fuck this up

 

imfeelingstabby: Got it !!

                             But he has been pretty explodey…

 

True Hoe: how his restraints haven’t blown off is a goddamn miracle




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: Can one of you open Bakugou’s door? We haven’t seen him since class and he’s not answering us and I’m worried. He went out for groceries right after class by himself but you know that

 

Stop: sure I’ll be right over




How hasn’t UA burned

 

Stop: we have a very big problem

 

50shadesfreed: what is it?

 

Stop: no one can find Bakugou and he’s not in his room

 

Chowder: oh dear not again

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: WE HAVE TO GO FIND OUR MOST LIKELY FUTURE SON IN LAW

 

Stop: whoa there clam down with that

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: it’s true and you know it

 

50shadesfreed: All the kids must be worried we need to make sure they don’t run off like last time

 

Chowder: let me add someone who might help us!

 

Chowder added Turkey Leg to the conversation!

 

Turkey Leg: Yo wtf is this

 

Chowder: we were wondering if you could help us find one of our students, Bakugou Katsuki

 

Turkey Leg: I might be able to help, isn’t that that angry kid that’s interning for Miruko?

 

Stop: do you know where he could be or not?

 

Turkey Leg: Toko was right, you are such a dad now

                    Anyway, I don’t have any info but there was some movement with the league I’ll keep in touch with whatever info I get

                    Also just read up and future son in law? He’s like 17

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: U WANNA FIGHT NOW IS THAT WHAT U WANT

 

Turkey Leg: woah dude cool down there, just sayin he’s real young to b thinkin of that. anyway I heard that there was some strange activity around the school, someone apparently reported hearing explosions and went to the police about it so start there

 

Chowder: thank you for the help! Please keep us updated with anything you figure out!

 

Turkey Leg: no problem prez

                    See ya around sensei, I’ll find ur future son in law

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: thank u

 

Turkey Leg: no the other sensei

 

Stop: thanks




I hate this fucking family

 

Stop: Hitoshi I swear to god if you and other students leave

 

Albert Einstein: we have our hero licenses, we could just stumble upon something

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: don’t

 

Albert Einstein: :)

 

Stop: who went with you other than todoroki

 

Albert Einstein: :))))

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: ur grounded




UA is currently burning

 

Stop: another problem

 

MightyDad: The kids went to look for him didn’t they

 

Stop: how did you know?

 

MightyDad: Young Midoriya went with them. He said they were going for ice cream

 

50shadesfreed: who went???!!

 

MightyDad: Midoriya, Shinsou, Todoroki, Kirishima, Jirou, and Yaoyorozu

 

Stop: If they don’t die I’m going to murder them

 

Turkey Leg: You got ur hands full with this class huh

 

Stop: you don’t even know

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: did you get any information?

 

Turkey Leg: we got an address if you want to go scout it but no promises

                     Apparently there have been reports of loud noises sounding like explosions so

                     I mean that sounds like ur kid

 

Stop: good enough for me, Hizashi we’re going

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I hope we get Bakugou back before the kids find where he is

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

Stop: everyone involved in trying to find Bakugou will be punished accordingly. I don’t care if you have your hero licenses, you’re still students of UA.

 

Iidad: I am very sorry for their behavior!

 

Stop: If the media somehow finds out that this happened then things will get difficult and it doesn’t help that we now have students going out looking for trouble. All the students should now remain in the dorms, no one is allowed to go anywhere else.

 

Iidad: Understood!




1A minus the FOOLS

 

ochahoe: I wonder if they’re ok

 

BubblegumBitch: none of them are answering so we can only hope they are more focused on finding Bakugou and not actually fighting

 

ScothTapeExtraordinare: why does our class have such shit luck with these things

 

Iidad: I do not know!

 

ochahoe: u get no say in that

 

Iidad: It was two times...

 

StaticShock: all we can do now that aizawa has us on lockdown is play video games and worry

 

Gothbirb: are you playing mario cart?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: super smash bros

 

nest: where?

 

StaticShock: common room

 

Tsuboo: some worried smash bros?

 

BubblegumBitch: yee

 

ochahoe: I’m in

 

Iidad: Are you sure that this is the best choice? We have classmates out there who have not answered us

 

ochahoe: I can hear you pacing from ur room

 

Iidad: I am just worried! You now how impulsive they can be, especially Midoriya

 

Gothbirb: Yaoyorozu is with them and likely keeping everything calm

 

Iidad: I suppose so...I am just worried is all.

 

ochahoe: come play with us and maybe it’ll take your mind off things

 

Iidad: Okay I will be down then.




They had gone to the store that Bakugou had most likely gone to before not coming back. They were worried and they asked All Might’s permission to go ‘get ice cream’ so technically they were allowed outside the dorms. Of course him and Todoroki decided to go look for Bakugou, but Midoriya and Kirishima wanted to find him too. There was really no explanation needed for those two, Midoriya is his childhood friend and Kirishima is his best friend. What was a surprise was that Jirou and Yaoyorozu chose to join them. Jirou said that Bakugou had helped both of them out a lot in the past year and they needed someone with a quirk that might actually be able to scout for them.

“Do you think if we didn’t have this stupid bet then Katsuki wouldn’t have gotten taken?” Shinsou asks, voice barely above a whisper. He hasn’t been able to stop thinking about how none of this would have happened if they weren’t so stupid and started the bet. “I mean he has been kind of avoiding us for the past two weeks and he’s been isolating himself a bit and if one of us were with him then-”

“Okay stop. None of that.” Todoroki said, effectively cutting him off.

“I just, he’s gone Shoto.” He said and Todoroki wrapped his arms around him in an attempt to calm him down.

“The last time he was taken it was right in front of my face and I couldn’t do anything. He was right there but I couldn’t reach him. But we got him back, just like we’ll get him back this time.” He could feel Todoroki tighten his hold and he did the same.

“We don’t have any idea where he might be.” Shinsou said and tried to hide his face in the crook of Todoroki’s neck. How did they all deal with this before? He couldn’t imagine Bakugou disappearing right in front of his eyes. He can’t even take knowing that Bakugou was kidnapped. He didn’t want to think about how Bakugou must be feeling. They had got him to talk about the first kidnapping and were surprised that Bakugou had been keeping all of what he felt just bottled up. They had all been working through things together. They were getting better together.

“Guys we just need to calm down and think this through.” Midoriya said as he placed a hand on Shinsou’s shoulder. He took a deep breath before removing his face from Todoroki’s shoulder. Midoriya is probably just as worried as him and Todoroki are and he was right. They just need to think it through and find some kind of lead.

“You’re right, sorry I just started to lose it there for a minute.” He said as he detached himself from his boyfriend.

“Don’t be sorry, we know you’re just worried. We’ll find him.” Yaoyorozu said as she made a handkerchief for him. He hadn’t even realized there were tears on his face.

“Thanks. You’re right, we’ll find him. Or hopefully Aizawa does before anything bad happens.” He said as he took the handkerchief and cleaned up his face. Everything would turn out okay. It was going to be fine.

“Uh guys...” Jirou said as she had her jacks on the side of a building. “I think Bakugou is somewhere around here.”




UA is currently burning

 

Stop: The building has villains in it but we don’t know if Bakugou is in there

 

Turkey Leg: I’m on my way

                    I’ll bring someone with a reconnaissance quirk to see if he’s in there

                   Also question why tf did u guys bring me into this???

 

Chowder: Because you are the highest ranking pro hero!

 

Turkey Leg: But I’m not ??? the old geezer is

 

Chowder: I do not know who you are talking about :)

 

Turkey Leg: uhhhh that Todoroki kids dad?

 

50shadesfreed: He doesn’t have a father, I’m one of his mothers!

 

Turkey Leg: I’m confused as fuck but

                   Cheers bro I’ll drink to that




Stop -> Bass Boosted Screaming

 

Stop: It only seems like there are two of them???

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Yeah it’s weird, shigaraki isn’t even here

 

Stop: Hawks should be here soon w someone more suited to figure out who exactly is in there

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: good, hopefully Bakugou is in there and this thing won’t be a huge deal

 

Stop: I can hear the press now. Student abducted due to faculty neglect

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: they would make it sound worse than that an u know it

 

Stop: that’s tru

         I’m just worried about Bakugou and the kids right now

         They have experienced too much for only being second years

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I know, they shouldn’t have to worry about being kidnapped when they go to the store

                                        They’re just kids

                                        But you know you have been through it all with them. I don’t care that it’s your job, it still affects you too

 

Stop: I          

         Hawks is here we should get moving

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: yeah, also

 

Stop: ?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I love you

 

Stop: I love you too

          Wait

          Wait

          ARE THOSE OUR FUCKING KIDS

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: o my god it is

 

Stop: I am grounding them all for eternity

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: that’s fair




“I think this is the building.” Jirou says as they start to walk around the perimeter of said building. They had strayed away from the city a bit and the building seemed abandoned.

“Okay goo- is that Aizawa and Yamada?” Shinsou asks as they round a corner and he sees his two dads crouched at the other side of the building.

“At least we know we’re at the right place then.” Todoroki said.

“Jirou are you sure that Kacchan is in there?” Midoriya asked and Jirou put her jack to the building. It was silent for a few minutes before she nodded her head. Shinsou tried to follow Midoriya’s mumbling but it was no use with how quiet and fast he was talking. “That’s it! Come on.”

Just as Midoriya started to put the plan he had formulated in his mind, something restrained everyone. Shinsou was honestly surprised by how Aizawa had enough capture weapon to hold six people. Never underestimate a pro hero. They all looked over and both he and Yamada looked pissed. They were so dead.

“Hey dad, hi dad.” Shinsou says.

“You kids are in so much fucking trouble. We have this handled. Go back to the dorms.” Aizawa said.

“But you two don’t have any back-up.” Todoroki stated as he tried to freeze the capture weapon but was stopped because of Aizawa’s quirk.

“Kids, we appreciate the thought, really. But we have Hawks and another hero coming right now.” Yamada said and nudged Aizawa to let go of the students.

“But we have our licenses and have been interning we know what hero work is like, we can help.” Midoriya said as the restraints were released. “I can’t just let Kacchan go without even trying.”

“It’s one thing if it’s a villain you come across or working at your internship. You’re still students and have to live up to the name of UA. Did you also think about how Bakugou would feel about this? He’s a good hero already and you all coming after him might not make him the happiest despite how he’s changed since last year.” As soon as he finished his sentence blue flames poured out of the building.

“You all talk way too much.” Shinsou could see a man with what looked like dead skin all over his body. So this was Dabi. He only knows this from what Todoroki and Bakugou have told him, it was his first time actually seeing him. “I see some familiar faces, some not.”

“Dude I think you should chill .” A voice from the sky said.

“God?!” Kirishima asked and looked around confused as Hawks landed in front of them with another pro. Dabi and Hawks had froze when they saw each other and Shinsou swears he heard Hawks whisper ‘oh no’ under his breath.

“Well, I guess I bought enough time for that girl to drain him.” Dabi said before he let out more flames and disappeared back into the building. Drain him? What the fuck does that mean? He heard Aizawa yell to stay where they are and he followed Dabi into the building with the rest of the pros leaving them alone.




UA is currently burning

 

50shadesfreed: I hope they are ok they haven’t responded in a while

 

Chowder: we should have faith in them! There are 4 pros and one of them is the number 2 hero!

 

50shadesfreed: still...you know how self sacrificing Shouta is when it comes to the kids

 

kirbysucc: I just hope those kids didn’t find Bakugou

                 Who knows what those boys will do, such a self sacrificing lot

 

MightyDad: I wish I could help somehow  but we have to put faith in both our colleagues and students. We’ve been training them into fine heroes and we can only hope they use what we’ve taught them!

 

50shadesfreed: I agree but I am still a worried mother

 

Chowder: I am confident that everything will work out!

 

50shadesfreed: I hope so




They waited outside for a few gruelling minutes before someone jumped out of the already broken window. They were like a blur and then they stood face to face with Dabi who was holding Bakugou in his arms. Bakugou seemed to be unconscious, his body limp in Dabi’s arms. No. No fucking way. No villain should be holding Bakugou, he should be at the dorms with him and Todoroki watching shitty tv shows. He felt furious. It was dark but Bakugou looked deathly pale in what lighting they had and he could see blood continue to roll down his arm. He was sure that Midoriya was already thinking of a plan.

“Still here? Damn I woulda thought that one of your teachers and heroes would have stayed with you.” Dabi smirked with the Bakugou unconscious in his arms.

“What do you want with him?” He asked praying that Dabi doesn’t have information on his quirk. He doesn’t get a verbal response, just a middle finger in return.

“Give him back.” Todoroki stated as ice shot across the ground but Dabi melted it easily.

“No can do little bro.” Dabi replied as he got out his phone most likely to contact someone.

“Bro…?”

“Did that shitty guy really beat me out of your memories or is my new get up just that good?” Dabi put his phone away and a black mass appeared behind him.

“Touya?”

“Ding ding ding! Good talk but I gotta go-” Dabi didn’t finish his sentence before Aizawa snatched Bakugou from his arms and Yamada attempted to kick him. Dabi dodged and sent up another wall of fire. Once the flames started to disappear it was clear that Dabi had gotten away.

Aizawa gently placed Bakugou on the ground and started looking over him. Everyone had gathered closer, Shinsou wanted so badly to just reach out and hold onto Bakugou’s hand but he needed to let Aizawa help him. Bakugou looked so frail, so lifeless.

“How’s the kid?” Hawks asked. “The girl got away from us, some kind of warp quirk. But we managed to shatter the container she was carrying which seemed like it was full of blood.”

“He’s lost a lot of blood, the girl had probably taken it from him before we got here and that’s what was in that container.” Aizawa said as he tried to patch up Bakugou the best he could with what he had, cleaning the blood from his arm and wrapping it up in an attempt to stop the bleeding.

“We should take him to a hospital, he’ll probably be fine but it’s better safe than sorry.” Yamada said.

“You kids need to head back to the dorms. Hawks could you make sure they get back okay?” Aizawa looked at Hawks then over at them, Hawks nodded. “There won’t be any classes tomorrow but I expect to see you all in detention for a month. Be grateful it’s not something worse.” The rest students nodded as they started heading back, him and Todoroki didn’t move.

“We’re coming with you. I...I don’t want to leave him alone right now.” He said and he grabbed Todoroki’s hand. Aizawa sighed.

“Fine.”




CLASS 1A

 

plain jane: So good news is we got Kacchan back

 

ochahoe: what’s the bad news ????

 

oneokrock: bad news is he needs to go to the hospital for blood loss

 

BubblegumBitch: is he fine other than that?

 

oneokrock: we don’t know he’s still unconscious

 

Bill Nye: The heroes and Shinsou and Todoroki are taking him to the hospital so we will have to wait to hear from them.

 

Iidad: Are you all safe and okay?

 

Hayley Kiyoko: yeah, we didn’t really do much since the heroes were there and the villains chose to run

 

Tsuboo: that’s good to hear at least

 

ochahoe: are those three going to be ok?

 

oneokrock: I’m really worried about Kat, sure he’s strong and stuff but I think that mentally things are starting to weigh on him

 

plain jane: it was starting to get how it was last year when we had our fight. He doesn’t get like he has been recently unless he feels like he’s been cornered

 

oneokrock: that’s true, I think the bet hit a nerve of his

 

plain jane: I just hope they all get this settled




Tru Hoe -> Turkey Leg

 

True Hoe: sup bird brain

 

Turkey Leg: ???? Who is this??? The fuck

 

True Hoe: just Todorokis older brother wanting to check in to see how he’s doing

 

Turkey Leg: that’s a little suspicious because I have his older brothers contact

 

True Hoe: Nah, I’m the other one

 

Turkey Leg: arent u missing???

 

True Hoe: that’s not important, is Shoto doing okay?

 

Turkey Leg: well other than the fact that his boyfriend just got kidnapped and is in the hospital he’s doing just peachy

 

True Hoe: I see, is he happy with his boyfriend?

 

Turkey Leg: he has two and as far as I know he’s very happy with them ??? Why tf u asking me this ???

 

True Hoe: I’m a concerned older brother what do u want from me???

 

Turkey Leg: to know where tf u are ??? Ur fam has been trying to figure it out for a long time ????

 

True Hoe: let’s just say Endeavour could kick the bucket and I would throw a party

 

Turkey Leg: wtf

 

True Hoe: nice chat but I gotta run, look after Shoto

 

Turkey Leg: what the fuk




UA is currently burning

 

Stop: So we got Bakugou back but he’s lost a lot of blood so we are taking him to the hospital

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: The villains got away but at least Bakugou is safe now

 

Chowder: That’s good to hear

 

50shadesfreed: are the students okay?

 

Stop: they should be on their way back right now

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Hitoshi and Todoroki are with us, they didn’t want to leave Bakugou

 

Turkey Leg: I have to head back now but the kids are back all safe and sound

 

Stop: ok good, thanks for the help

 

Turkey Leg: no problem it is my job to help people

 

Chowder: Yes! Thank you for the help, if you ever need any kind of help from us please don’t hesitate to ask!

 

Turkey Leg: will do boss man

                     Also I’m just gonna chill in this chat if y’all don’t mind

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: why

 

Turkey Leg: I’m bored

 

50shadesfreed: valid

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CLASS 1A

 

ochahoe: has anyone heard from the trio?

 

plain jane: I haven’t but I know they’re back

 

Tsuboo: I saw them when they came in and it was startling

 

BubblegumBitch: ? How so ?

 

Tsuboo: well they weren’t talking to each other, they wouldn’t even look at each other. It was weird

 

ochahoe: do you think maybe something happened between them?

 

Tsuboo: that’s what it’s looking like

 

bakudaddy: why don’t you fuckers mind your own goddamn business

 

ochahoe: o shit I forgot they can read this

 

oneokrock: Hey Kat I’m coming over

 

bakudaddy: do what you want I’m muting you fuckers

 

ochahoe: I’m coming too!

 

oneokrock: meet me at my room first yeah?

 

ochahoe: got it




Help™

 

plain jane: Todoroki are you okay?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I don’t wanna talk about it

 

Iidad: Sorry if this seems insensitive but, wouldn’t it be better to talk about it?

 

Tsuboo: I agree with Iida

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I just don’t wanna talk right now okay?

 

plain jane: can I come over?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: okay




Gothbirb -> Albert Einstein

 

Gothbirb: come over to think about things, it’s just me and Shouji

 

Albert Einstein: thanks




ochahoe -> plain jane

 

ochahoe: how’s todo?

 

plain jane: not the best…

 

ochahoe: Kat was telling us what happened but I was wondering how todo felt

 

plain jane: He’s kind of refusing to talk about it, he’s been blankly watching vine comps since I got here

                  I’m glad Kacchan is talking, what did he say

 

ochahoe: well when he woke up they apparently talked about the bet and some things were said that I think have been festering for a while…we still didn’t get the whole story

 

plain jane: that’s...not good

 

ochahoe: I think they all just need some space for now

 

plain jane: that may be best




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: do you guys ever get into big fights?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: we did a lot when we were younger, why?

 

Albert Einstein: how did you fix it?

 

Stop: we talked through it for the most part

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: very seldom was there yelling

 

Stop: why do you ask? Are you three in a fight?

 

Albert Einstein: it’s not a fight per say...we all said some things and yeah

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I think you should talk it out, you all care about each other very much so I’m sure things will be ok

 

Albert Einstein: ok thanks

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: we love you, I know everything will turn out fine!




Miss Keisha

 

Albert Einstein: can I talk to you guys?

 

bakuhoe: no

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: if you would like

 

Albert Einstein: I’m gonna do this over text because I’ll cry if I talk to your faces

                           I just wanna apologize about the bet I know it was really stupid and everything. I didn’t know you felt that way about it Katsuki and I’m sorry for starting it. Shoto I shouldn’t have said what I did, it was all the emotions I had and I handled it really poorly. I want you to know I love you both so much.

 

bakuhoe: it wasn’t just you who went with the bet, I went with it. I just god I fucking hate talking about this shit. But it made me think that you guys would be so much fucking happier without me. And then I got fucking taken again and I just didn’t know I exploded and then knowing you two could have gotten hurt looking for me I felt fucking useless because you were in danger and I couldn’t get out of those stupid restraints

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: It was our fault that you felt like that, we were being stupid and petty. But you make us happier Katsuki, we love you. Hitoshi everyone handled everything poorly and I know you were freaking out. Katsuki we got you back and you're safe now and I’m sorry all this got blown out of proportion

 

Albert Einstein: are we all good? Can we talk now? I’m full on sobbing in Tokoyamis room




ochahoe -> plain jane

 

ochahoe: well we got kicked out

 

plain jane: was Kacchan ok? I know how he holds things in

                 Todoroki just started crying as soon as he read who the message was from and started wishpering “o no” over and over

 

ochahoe: well when he first got a message from Shinsou he almost threw his phone out the window but me and Kiri had him actually reply and he made us leave as he was typing

                I think he was going to cry judging by the way he didn’t even let us protest

 

plain jane: o no

                  I hope nothing too seriously bad is happening, I’m still with Todoroki but he’s not telling me anything

 

ochahoe: keep me updated

 

plain jane: apparently he’s going over to Kacchans room to finish talking about things and I’m heading to Eijirous room so I’m walking with him

 

ochahoe: oh! I’m here too!

 

plain jane: if things go haywire I think we can all calm them down right?

 

ochahoe: hopefully it doesn’t come to that




The tension is killing us

 

BubblegumBitch: So,

 

plain jane: we haven’t heard anything since Todoroki got there

 

StaticShock: do you think they’re gonna break up?

 

ochahoe: I hope not

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: this is their first big fight I’m worried

 

Gothbirb: I think they’ll be ok

 

plain jane: they all care way too much about each other

 

Tsuboo: that could be a reason they decide to break up

 

ochahoe: I hate that you're right

 

Iidad: We should have faith in our classmates that they know what is best for themselves and their relationships!

 

ochahoe: Iida they are disasters

 

BubblegumBitch: remember how they got together in the first place

 

Iidad: Maybe they need some help…

 

oneokrock: I can’t take it !!! I need to know if my bro is ok !!

 

BubblegumBitch: eiji w a i t

 

ochahoe: he gone

 

plain jane: well it seems that he’s dead so I need a new partner any takers?

 

oneokrock: ;(((

                   But I’m not dead !!!

 

StatocShock: are they ok ?????

 

oneokrock: oh they’re just fine

                    Sent 1 image

 

BubblegumBitch: that’s so soft I feel wrong looking at how intimate this is

 

oneokrock: listen I had to take a picture because honestly? That shit was so cute

 

ochahoe: well, judging by the way kat is sandwiched between them and they are all sleeping, Imma say that they’re all good

 

oneokrock: I’m sure they still have a bunch of stuff to talk ab

                   When we talked to kat it seemed like he had more on his mind plus Todoroki and Shinsou had stuff I’m sure they wanna talk about too

 

plain jane: We all have to go back to class tomorrow so hopefully things will be ok

 

BubblegumBitch: something tells me that they’ll be back to memeing at each other in the morning

 

Gothbirb: I think so too

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

Iidad: Reminder that classes resume today for us!

 

plain jane: Thanks Iida!

 

BubblegumBitch: so trio,,,,how are y’all

 

todobaby: we’re fine

 

bakudaddy: not like it’s any of your business

 

ochahoe: sorry for meddling, we just want to make sure our friends are happy!

 

bakudaddy: whatever, Shoto are you ready to head to class or what? Hitoshi and I are waiting

 

todobaby: what r u gonna do if I’m not?

 

bakudaddy: I will chop off ur toes

 

todobaby: blocked

 

bakudaddy: wait Shoto unblock me I have to tell you something

 

todobaby: unblocked

 

bakudaddy: bitch

 

ochahoe: dndndndnjdndn

 

oneokrock: fellas u call this a date????

 

alpha daddy: idk but seeing my boys all riled up does something to me

 

ochahoe: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER

 

alpha daddy: CHRISTIANS EAT THE BODY AND DRINK THE BLOOD OF A DEMIGOD WHILE CHANTING IN A ROOM

 

ochahoe: understandable have a nice day




bakuhoe -> ochahoe, oneokrock

 

bakuhoe: Thanks for yesterday

 

ochahoe: No need to thank us!!! We’re your friends it’s what we do!

 

oneokrock: Of course man, you’re our bro! We’ll always be there for you!

 

bakuhoe: If you two ever need any fucking help I guess I’ll be there for u fuckers

 

ochahoe: blasty!!!!!!

 

oneokrock: bro!!!!!!!

 

bakuhoe: S H UT




How hasn’t UA burned 2.0

 

Turkey Leg: Miruko has a real life girlfriend and I’m sleeping with a 25 year old and accidentally did crack the other night

 

50shadesfreed: I have a boy that I’ve been on 3 lunch dates with and he’s already talking about how many CHILDREN HE WANTS

 

kirbysucc: I got a new dishwasher!

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I have a bug bite on my butt

 

Stop: I really appreciate the variety that goes into this group message

 

deadmanwonderland: I don’t

 

Turkey Leg: boo

 

deadmanwonderland: I just met u why r u telling me this

 

Turkey Leg: I got locked out of my Twitter

 

Chowder: be careful what you put on the internet !!!

 

Turkey Leg: me, starting a live video: wassup u guys today we’re gonna go fly in restricted airspaces

 

Stop: don’t do that

 

Turkey Leg: fine

                   O wait I have to talk to you and Midnight about something

 

50shadesfreed: !! Ok hold on




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed has added Turkey Leg to the conversation

 

Stop: so what is it u wanted to tell us?

 

Turkey Leg: o shit mic is in here too????

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: ya bitch

 

Turkey Leg: nice

                    Anyways wanted to tell you that Todorokis older missing bro messaged me ?????

 

Stop: what

 

50shadesfreed: what

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: what

 

Turkey Leg: sent 2 images

 

Stop: what the fuck

 

50shadesfreed: I feel like we should tell Todoroki about this

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: should we? His family life is hard enough as it is maybe we should get more information and make sure it’s really him

 

Stop: Todoroki definitely doesn’t need more on his plate right now but I’m sure he wants to know

 

Turkey Leg: I can keep talking to this guy if u want and maybe try and confirm it ????

 

50shadesfreed: that sound best, no use in giving Todoroki and empty answer

 

Turkey Leg: how old is he again???? Is he around my age?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: pls don’t try to sleep w him

 

Turkey Leg: ….u didn’t have to call me out like this

 

Stop: jesus fuck




Stop -> Turkey Leg

 

Stop: alright kid, speaking of...that, why did you say “o no” when you saw Dabi

 

Turkey Leg: well ya see

 

Stop: im waiting

 

Turkey Leg: hahahaidefinitelyneverhadaonenightstandwithhimhahahaha

 

Stop: jesus christ

 

Turkey Leg: listen it was before the first kidnapping, no one knew who he was and neither did I!

 

Stop: I am just going to pretend that this conversation never happened

 

Turkey Leg: thank god

 

Stop: but now that i just happen to have this info you would be willing to come talk to my students

 

Turkey Leg: hhhhhhhhhh fine

 

Stop: god I love blackmail




T H O T S

 

StaticShock: do y’all ever wonder who the best kisser in the squad is?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: it’s Mina

 

StaticShock: yeah true

 

bakuhoe: no wtf it’s me

 

BubblegumBitch: ajskskssks thanks boo <333

 

oneokrock: why does it matter?

 

StaticShock: just wondering bc it’s not me or Hanta

 

oneokrock: I guarantee I’m a better kisser than Mina

 

BubblegumBitch: prove it

 

oneokrock: wtf how do u want me to do that

 

StaticShock: KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: KISS KISS KISS

 

BubblegumBitch: DO IT BITCH

 

oneokrock: wait lemme ask the bf first

                   Ok we’re good COME AT ME BRO

 

StaticShock: seems like Mina is the better kisser

 

oneokrock: ok yeah I admit defeat

 

StaticShock: bakubabe c’mon

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: yeah man do it let’s see if you can beat Mina

 

bakuhoe: What the fuck of course I’m a better kisser than her

 

oneokrock: idk dude she’s pretty damn good

 

bakuhoe: ….

 

BubblegumBitch: c’mon Katsuki sama

 

bakuhoe: shut the fuck up the nerds said it’s ok so be ready bitch




CLASS 1A

 

alpha daddy: so bakusquad did our bf win the makeout thing yet?

 

StaticShock: he demolished what the fuck

 

bakuhoe: I told you I’m the best

 

todobaby: I don’t quite believe you, care to show me?

 

alpha daddy: u bitch that was smooth as fuck

 

bakuhoe: ur so fucking dumb I’m coming to make out with u

 

plain jane: Kacchan is morosexual

 

ochahoe: true

 

Tsuboo: Todoroki: do u think I could cook food on my left side

              Shinsou, getting pancake batter: let’s find out

              Bakugou, already taking off his shirt: god you two are so fucking stupid

 

BubblegumBitch: WHERE IS THE LIE

 

bakuhoe: do u want to fight cause I’ll fight

 

BubblegumBitch: u already fought me w ur mouth and I lost so no thanks

 

bakuhoe: that’s what I thought

 

oneokrock: someone explain to me why my bf is crying on the floor and is unable to form a coherent sentence

 

alpha daddy: Ok so he was trying la croix and it tasted awful and he drank like half of it and he said he literally couldn't drink anymore of it and decided to pour the rest out and I went "this is so sad, Alexa play despacito" and I forgot we had an Alexa in the kitchen and despacito started playing and now Mido is crying

 

oneokrock: babe,,,

                    Everyone knows la croix is like licking an orange peel and then trying to describe the flavor to a friend in the other room

 

plain jane: I needed to know for myself and it’s been a stressful few days

 

oneokrock: understandable have a nice day bc I love you very much and want all ur days to be the best :) <3

 

StaticShock: ha gay




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: Hi dude uh how the fuck do I know if ur really Todorokis missing bro???? Like you haven’t given me any reason to believe you????

 

True Hoe: uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh you can’t ??? U just gotta believe me ????

 

Turkey Leg: dude I can’t do that he has people who worry about him

 

True Hoe: well idk how to prove I am his brother so like take my word for it ??? Or just fuck off I just wanted to know he was ok ????

 

Turkey Leg: you’ve been missing for a long time man you should come back, the rest of ur fam probably misses u like crazy

 

True Hoe: doubt




CLASS 1A

 

oneokrock: uhhhhh @bakudaddy @todobaby @alpha daddy what the fuck was that crash and yell I just heard ?????

 

alpha daddy: Katsuki pushed us off the fuCKING BED

 

bakudaddy: u wouldn’t shut up I wanna sleep

 

oneokrock: ?????

 

todobaby: Hitoshi: in this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

                  Me: yeeten?

                  Katsuki, as he pushes us off the bed: Y O O T

 

oneokrock: sjdjdnxnxnxn im trying so hard not to laugh bc Izu is sleeping over tonight and he’s already asleep

 

bakudaddy: yet they still won’t shut up

 

alpha daddy: fiiiiiiine we’ll sleep

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

shroomqueen420: y’all I very much so would kill for a fukn favor rn

 

bakudaddy: ur still in this chat?

 

shroomqueen420: u guys entertain me m8

 

BubblegumBitch: what is it bby

 

shroomqueen420: is anyone remotely close to my school

 

ochahoe: kat is !

 

bakudaddy: shut the fuck up

 

shroomqueen420: bae pls i rly need ur help. I’m on a horrible date -12/10 with this man and I just met him an he already talkin ab gettin married an Inasa aint respondin

 

todobaby: Katsuki and I are on our way

 

ochahoe: wait ur together?

 

todobaby: we were getting groceries

 

oneokrock: owo what’s this?

 

bakudaddy: not for you fucks

 

alpha daddy: it’s our date night

 

Tsuboo: are you with them?

 

alpha daddy: no, don’t worry ab what I’m doing. Camie needs a save rn

 

BubblegumBitch: I’ll let that slide this time

 

bakudaddy: alright hoe what do you need

 

shroomqueen420: cinnamon candle

 

bakudaddy: ugh fine

 

ochahoe: wait wtf does that mean???

 

todobaby: I don’t know

 

BubblegumBitch: she needs baku to pretend to find her cheating and cause a scene so she can follow him out

 

todobaby: I’m waiting outside this place and so far I hear faint yelling

                  I hear two voices yelling and getting closer

                  I guess we are walking her home now

 

ochahoe: a story in three parts




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: yo, one of you should get their son some alcohol so I can be responsible and try it instead of going behind ur backs :)

 

Stop: I’m not getting you shit, you underage fuck

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: why the sudden interest in that?

 

Albert Einstein: im a teenager let me rebel

 

Stop: what’s the real reason

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki is cooking for us tonight but he’s been talking about how he wants to try cooking with wine and I thought I could surprise him with it

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Thats!!! So!!! Cute!!!

 

Stop: no

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shouta !!!!

 

Stop: I’ll think about it

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shouta it’s a small bottle of wine, plus we know Bakugou will cook with it

 

Stop:

         Fine, but no one else gets any of it and you return what’s left of it

 

Albert Einstein: god bless




How hasnt UA burned

 

50shadesfreed: Shouta I am so concerned with your kids. I went to ask Todoroki a question regarding his room and witnessed Kaminari roll out of the stairway dressed as sonic yelling “YOURE TOO SLOW” as more kids came running down the stairs out of breath and I think Sero was dressed as mario?????

 

Stop: sounds about right

 

deadmanwonderland: nothing about that sounds right

 

kirbysucc: you get no say in that, you once dressed as king kong and scaled the outside of the school

 

deadmanwonderland: stop calling me out

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: but it’s so fun

 

kirbysucc: didnt he grabbed ur hair bc it looks like a banana

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: the disrespect...in my own home…

 

Stop: when do u ever have self respect

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I thought u loved me

 

Stop: when did I ever say that

 

50shadesfreed: when you were crying at your wedding while reading your vows and telling everyone how much you loved him

 

kirbysucc: ha gay

 

Stop: I hate everyone




Two shots of vodka

 

Stop: I cannot believe I agreed to get wine for our son

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: it wont hurt anything!

 

50shadesfreed: why are you getting him wine?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: apparently bakugou has been talking about wanting to cook with wine so hitoshi wants to surprise him and get some for him

 

50shadesfreed: awwww young love is so thoughtful

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: It reminds me of when we were younger

 

Stop: dont

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shouta would always take me out to the country and star gaze while we listened to music, it was so cute

 

50shadesfreed: I never hear about you guys going out anymore

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: We go out sometimes but with the kids and work it’s just so busy but that’s life babe! Anytime spent with Shouta is more than enough for me!

 

50shadesfreed: so sweet imma cry

 

Stop: gay

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: WE’RE MARRIED

 

Stop: still




Stop -> 50shadesfreed

 

Stop: I need your help

 

50shadesfreed: ooooo what r u planning ?

 

Stop: I need you to make sure that the kids don’t burn down the dorms this weekend

 

50shadesfreed: you can count on me!




Stop -> Bass Boosted Screaming

 

Stop: pack a bag for the weekend we’re going somewhere

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: !!!! but why ??? Is it bc of what we were talking ab earlier?

 

Stop: Because we don’t get to spend a lot of time together and yeah we don’t get to spend a lot of time doing things we like. So I’m taking you somewhere and we can be as romantic and gross as you want

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: IM CRYING SHOUTA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO

 

Stop: But I want to, plus it would be nice to get away for a weekend I think we both need it

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I love you <3333

 

Stop: I love you too

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: wait what about the kids

 

Stop: Im stopping by the dorms to give hitoshi this wine and putting tenya in charge but Nemuri is gonna make sure nothing burns

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: ok !!




Adam

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki I have a surprise 4 u

 

bakuhoe: sus

 

Albert Einstein: wh

                           It’s a nice surprise!!!

 

bakuhoe: surprises are sus anyway u look at it

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki don’t be lil bitch

 

bakuhoe: can I at least have a hint

 

Albert Einstein: :) no




CLASS 1A

 

50shadesfreed: hello children! I’ll be keeping track of all of you this weekend but Iida is in charge!

 

todobaby: ok mom

 

ochahoe: did he just

 

Tsuboo: he did

 

50shadesfreed: Todoroki !!! You called me mom !

 

todobaby: ah, I did

 

plain jane: what a nice family moment

 

50shadesfreed: oh yes! The other reason I came in this chat is to tell whoever has a whistle to stop

 

todobaby: o sorry, hitoshi found a whistle in Katsuki’s room

 

bakudaddy: He wouldn’t stop

                     I’m gonna have to fucking wash it before I use it again

 

alpha daddy: why do you need to wash it? We’ve kissed before, you fucking

 

oneokrock: u know ur bf hates germs in his mouth

 

alpha daddy: thats not what he was saidhsudASD

 

ochahoe: he dead

 

Tsuboo: rip




Help™

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: hey guys I’m going to cry

 

ochahoe: why

 

plain jane: ???

 

Iidad: Is everything okay?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Hitoshi said he got Katsuki a surprise and it turns out it’s wine bc Katsuki mentioned about wanting to try and cook something w it and I just

 

Tsuboo: it’s alright let it out

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: HE GOT REALLY HAPPY AND SMILEY AND WE WERE KIND OF CONFUSED AS TO WHY BC IT WAS JUST WINE ITS NOT A BIG DEAL RIGHT AND HE GOES “You fuckers really do listen to me when I ramble about cooking, you actually fucking listen”

 

ochahoe: awe

 

Tsuboo: that’s so...

 

plain jane: not something I would imagine him saying

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m so emotional right now he got really excited and now me and Hitoshi are sitting in the kitchen watching him cook I love them so much

 

Iidad: That is very nice Todoroki!




CLASS 1A

 

50shadesfreed: what are you kids doing, my mother senses are tingling

 

StaticShock: u h mmm

 

Tsuboo: I actually have no idea what they are doing

 

BubblegumBitch: well, eiji and hanta are playing pong with uh, this is gonna sound weird, balsamic vinegar

 

50shadesfreed: w h y

 

BubblegumBitch: I DONT KNOW

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: Mina begged us to stop

 

BubblegumBitch: bc I knew one of you would puke

                              And eiji did

 

plain jane: he what now

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: she fucking got on her hands and knees

 

BubblegumBitch: you wish I got on my hands and knees

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: and then she called me daddy

 

BubblegumBitch: LIES AND SLANDER

 

bakudaddy: HOW DID YOU FUCKERS LIGHT THE COUCH ON FIRE

 

StaticShock: WE WHAT

 

bakudaddy: THE COUCH IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE AND ME AND SHOTO DIDN’T DO IT WE WERE IN THE KITCHEN

 

BubblegumBitch: FUCK

 

50shadesfreed: AIZAWA TRUSTED ME WITH YOU KIDS

                          WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS

 

plain jane: Well,

 

bakudaddy: lets not get into this

 

todobaby: yeah I say we don’t get into it

 

50shadesfreed: I am fucking sending you all to therapy




T H O T S

 

StaticShock: KAT IM SORRY ABOUT THE FIRE DONT MURDER ME

 

bakuhoe: I will shove my hand in ur throat

 

StaticShock: I’ll suck ur dick

 

bakuhoe: excuse me ????????

 

StaticShock: I panicked

                      Offer still stands tho

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I support u babe

 

bakuhoe: no one in this message is sucking my dick

 

oneokrock: that’s fair




CLASS 1A

 

Stop: I LEAVE YOU KIDS FOR ONE DAY

         O N E

Chapter Text

Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: did you two enjoy ur weekend getaway?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: yes !!!!

 

Stop: yeah

 

50shadesfreed: that’s good to hear!

 

Stop: I read the rest of the kids chat when we got back

 

50shadesfreed: o no

 

Stop: HOW DO YOU JUST LET BAKUGOU AND URARAKA MAKE BAKUGOU INTO A MISSLE HUH ?????

 

50shadesfreed: I AM TRYING G MY BEST I AMA NEW MOTHR

 

Stop: HE RAN INTO A TREE FULL SPEED NEMURI

 

50shadesfreed: IM SORRY

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I’m more worried about the fact that our kids probably do need therapy

 

Stop: we should check in on that actually

 

50shadesfreed: sometimes I get very worried when I read the chat

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Hitoshi has told us that both Todoroki and Bakugou wake up screaming sometimes

 

50shadesfreed: we have professional counselors on campus for things like this I just wish that the students would utilize them

 

Stop: I’m on it




CLASS 1A

 

Stop: This is a reminder that there are professional counselors provided by the school if you feel that your mental health is becoming a concern and you would like help.

 

BubblegumBitch: we have that ?????

 

Stop: This is a hero school and many heroes suffer from PTSD and other mental health issues. It is not uncommon in students who intern to have these problems so we try and provide assistance to those who need it.

 

ochahoe: That’s amazing!

 

Iidad: The counselors there are actually very nice and very good at what they do!

 

bakudaddy: How the fuck do I schedule

 

Stop: Just come to me and I can schedule the appointments for you.

 

todobaby: I think that would be helpful

 

alpha daddy: thanks dad

 

Stop: I cannot talk to u with that name Hitoshi

 

alpha daddy: IIDA PLEASE LET ME TALK TO MY FATHER

 

ochahoe: try it bitch

 

Iidad: Shinsou, I am so sorry.

 

todobaby: well, I have to kill you now Uraraka

 

ochahoe: do it u fucking coward

                If you can find me

 

todobaby: I’ll find u and kill u

 

plain jane: ok calm down there Liam Neeson

 

todobaby: fuk u

 

bakudaddy: That’s my job

 

alpha daddy: thats my job

 

todobaby: oh




bakuhoe -> Stop

 

bakuhoe: can I schedule for that fucking counselor?

Stop: of course, what times would you like?




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: Shouta why do you look like you’re about to cry? Did ur class really do that badly on the test?

 

Stop: no, they actually all did really good I think Yaoyorozu’s tutoring is paying off

 

50shadesfreed: then why?

 

Stop: Bakugou asked to see a counselor

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: !!!!

 

Stop: He’s just come so far and compared to when I first started teaching him it makes me very emotional. Remember when he fought Midoriya because he didn’t know how to deal with what he was feeling? Now he’s actually asking for help

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I always knew u had a soft spot for him, especially when u stood up for him at the press conference

 

Stop: He’s a lot like me and Hitoshi ok? people kept calling him a villain and they were bitches who I should have punched

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Defending our kids,,,babe that’s hot

 

50shadesfreed: I thought u always found him hot judging by the hickeys and bite marks you guys are trying to hide rn

 

Stop: I have this scarf for a reason

 

50shadesfreed: I hate u both I’m so lonely

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Time 2 play matchmaker




CLASS 1A

 

Gothbirb: just watched Bakugou and Uraraka perform Lemon by Drake while cooking perfectly in time to it

                It was honestly the closest thing to a religious experience I’ve ever encountered

 

alpha daddy: and I missed it!!!!????

 

nest: Uraraka did Rihanna's part and i think that’s beautiful

 

Tsuboo: Bakugou is helping Uraraka make a dinner for our anniversary

 

BubblegumBitch: awwwww how long have u guys been dating?

 

Tsuboo: A year :)

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: Congrats u gays

 

plain jane: yeah! Congrats!

 

Tsuboo: thank you

 

alpha daddy: ha gay

 

Tsuboo: thanks




Three bros chilling in a hot tub

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki why the fuck did I just walk into the kitchen to see you bite into a whole ass onion

 

Albert Einstein: u did what now

                           I thought the orange was bad enough

 

bakuhoe: they’re good????? The fuck u want from me????

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: brush,,,,ur fkin teeth,,,stinky binch

 

bakuhoe: after I finish my goddamn onion

 

Albert Einstein: This is his swamp now bitch

 

bakuhoe: I’m going to kill you

 

Albert Einstein: kinky

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: onions r not kinky pls

 

bakuhoe: coward

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: U wanna fight?

 

bakuhoe: take a bite of this onion and I won’t call you a coward again




CLASS 1A

 

ochahoe: im ajksdhfajf

 

StaticShock: ?????

 

Tsuboo: hold on my gf is choking on air

 

ochahoe: so todo walked into the kitchen as kat was cleaning up and eating an onion, walked out, walked back in and grabbed the onion and took a bite out of it and started crying

                I can’t fcuing breath e

 

BubblegumBitch: why the fuck did he do that???????

 

alpha daddy: its a long story but in short: Katsuki called Shoto a coward bc of the onion so I guess he tried to eat it

 

Tsuboo: apparently Todoroki looks adorable when he cries bc of onions bc Bakugou just smiled and is trying not to laugh as he wipes away tears

 

plain jane: Shinsou just sprinted out of my room ???

                 Oh nvm

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: ha gay




T H O TS

 

StaticShock: do u guys remember when we went w kat to get groceries and we kept causing trouble so security came after us and then kat grabbed a fucking six pack of soda and shook it real fast, threw it on the ground and yelled scatter?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: we’re banned from there now denki we all remember it

 

BubblegumBitch: I, for one, think we should do it again

 

bakuhoe: I don’t need to be kicked out of anymore stores

 

oneokrock: fair, but what if we did something stupid somewhere else

 

StaticShock: Im listening….




Help™

 

plain jane: why do I get the feeling my bf is planning something stupid?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Why do I get the feeling my bf is involved?

 

ochahoe: that’s bc I just saw the bakusquad leave the dorms suspiciously

 

Tsuboo: o no

 

ochahoe: Iida is RUNNING after them

 

Tsuboo: he caught two

 

ochahoe: Mina: PLEASE

                Iida: N O

                Sero: ITS NOT THAT BAD

                Iida: LISTEN

 

Tsuboo: both of ur mans escaped with Kaminari

 

plain jane: o no

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

plain jane: I cannot believe that Kami convinced Kacchan and Eijirou to help him break into a concert and fuck with the lighting

 

StaticShock: eyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

oneokrock: he used his quirk to overload the lights so he’ll be like this for a hot minute

 

bakudaddy: so many fucking colors at once it was goddamn amazing

 

oneokrock: it was like we were at a rave except the lights were more aggressive

                   the band performing seemed to like it so really it was a win for everyone

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Sorry to interrupt but u guys know how sometimes I go help out at that small music shop sometimes when I’m free?

 

StaticShock: yeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Hayley Kiyoko: well today,

 

ochahoe: oof I love work stories

 

plain jane: bring in the tea

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I was helping this woman who came in and apparently she was a psychic so in the middle of me helping her she stops me and goes “I mentioned this to the other employee when I was in last week but you know you have a spirit in here right?”

 

BubblegumBitch: oml u haunted

 

alpha daddy: rip

 

Hayley Kiyoko: so obviously I’m like “no?????” And she goes “yeah, it’s the spirit of a little girl, she likes to come in here to play a lot.” And then we went back to talking ab music

 

Bill Nye: That is certainly something

 

Tsuboo: it’s kinda sad

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I was so fucking confused like she mentioned it like it wasn’t a big deal

 

bakudaddy: shes a fucking psychic she does that shit for a living

 

Hayley Kiyoko: that’s fair

 

oneokrock: kat remember when u had that summer job and all those stories were wild

 

alpha daddy: o?

 

plain jane: o I know the place he worked, it’s right by my house actually

 

bakudaddy: we don’t talk ab those stories bc they remind me of dark times

 

Gothbirb: I am always in dark times

 

nest: stfu u emo binch

 

Gothbirb: murdered by my own bf smfh

 

BubblegumBitch: c’mon tell us the stories !!!!!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: do i t

 

StaticShock: d o i t

 

shroomqueen420: do it u fkin coward

 

bakudaddy: FINE

 

oneokrock: YES

 

bakudaddy: a man once came into the restaurant with three huge fucking bags of wild mushrooms he found in the woods and insisted we use them in our food and we couldn’t get him out for like fucking 3 hrs

 

alpha daddy: uhm???

 

StaticShock: well I guess his mushrooms weren’t good enough for u

 

plain jane: was his name Wally by chance?

 

bakudaddy: wtf yeah how u know that

 

plain jane: he’s always in the grocery store trying to sell things he picks up in the woods and honestly? I think he’s a witch

 

bakudaddy: yeah ok makes sense

 

todobaby: can he make curses ?

 

Gothbirb: can he teach me curses?

 

plain jane: honestly who knows

 

ochahoe: I wanna hear more stories !!!!

 

bakudaddy: I once told this guy that we didn’t carry the kind of beer he wanted and for the rest of the night he didn’t talk to me

                    Like every fucking time I went to take orders and check up on them he would fucking lean over to his wife to tell her shit to tell me like the fuck bitch

 

BubblegumBitch: omfg thats so petty

 

Naked&Afraid: oof

 

bakudaddy: also did u know how fuckin CREEPY people can be when u work at restaurants????? Like some old guy left me a $100 tip and his number and winked at me when he left  

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I know how creepy people can be in music stores

 

bakudaddy: solidarity

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I love this moment we’re having right now it’s very touching

 

ochahoe: yikers that’s gross

                But I know how that feels cause the store I worked in I got hit on a lot and it’s like sir I am a lesbian leave me alone

 

Tsuboo: murder

 

bakudaddy: big mood

 

StaticShock: guys sorry to interrupt but I radiate massive stupid bitch energy

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: aw babe no u don’t

 

BubblegumBitch: it’s true but he shouldn’t say it

 

todobaby: it’s true and he should say it

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: hEY

 

todobaby: ¯\_(._.)_/¯

 

bakudady: Divorced

 

StaticShock: aw kat ur sticking up for me

 

bakudaddy: no I just hate emoticons

 

oneokrock: valid




Gay Panicking

 

Albert Einstein: sent 1 image

                          I want to spend the rest of my life with them holy f uc k

 

plain jane: Shinsou that’s gay

 

Albert Einstein: look at them, katsuki is giving us facemasks and he put shotos bangs back in a little kitty clip. Im fucking dead

 

Gothbird: where he get that clip

 

Albert Einstein: he said he doesn’t know he’s had them since he was little

 

plain jane: its true theres a pic of us with them in our hair when we were like two

 

Albert Einstein: wh

                          WHERES THE FUCKING PICS

 

plain jane: sent 3 images

                  Shinsou?????

                  U alive buddy?????

 

Gothbirb: o my fuckin god he fuckin dead

 

Albert Einstein: I know I say I want to spend the rest of my life with them a lot but after graduation it is very tempting to ask them to marry me

 

plain jane: but

 

Albert Einstein: but they would both say no bc of trying to get established as heroes

 

Gothbirb: and

 

Albert Einstein: and we don’t know where or what heroes we’re going to work for so it’s a waiting game

 

plain jane: I think you’ll know the right time when it comes

 

Albert Einstein: yeah ok ur right imma go back and finish these face masks tho



Yuzuru Hanyu -> plain jane

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: sent 2 images

                          do u think Katsuki would like this ring ? And Hitoshi would like that one ?

 

plain jane: o my fucking god, Todoroki we’ve had this talk before

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I know but I’m just planning for the future

 

plain jane: hhhhhhhhh ok you guys are surprisingly adamant about this so why don’t you give them promise rings? They aren’t engagement rings but they’re rings that promise that you will eventually get engaged

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I didn’t know those were a thing but I’m getting them

 

plain jane: no engagement rings until you get your future sorted out and stabilized

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: that’s fair




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: question: when did you two get engaged?

 

Stop: no

 

Albert Einstein: what ?????

 

Stop: you are not proposing to them after you graduate

 

Albert Einstein: how did u kno I was gonna talk ab that

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: bc he did the same thing and we got married before we were 21

 

Albert Einstein: askdkdhdjsksk I didn’t know that

 

Stop: u aren’t allowed to do that

 

Albert Einstein: :^(

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: we worked out great but I would be lying if I said there wasn’t lots of fighting and compromises

 

Stop: oof let’s not bring this up

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: fair, anyway don’t do that Hitoshi

 

Albert Einstein: fiiiiiiiiine




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: sup slut

 

True Hoe: jesus chRIST

 

Turkey Leg: ;-)

 

True Hoe: I’m not gonna fuck you

 

Turkey Leg: damn

Chapter Text

Two shots of vodka

 

Stop: alright Nemuri u hoe u better b grateful cause I got you a date

 

50shadesfreed: !!!!!

                          WHO IS IT????????????

 

Stop: its a surprise

 

50shadesfreed: :(

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: its ms. joke, u kno emi

 

50shadesfreed: how did u pull that off????? Isn't she always trying to marry you

 

Stop: shes so fucking gay she hits on me as a joke bc I know this and she knows I’m already married

 

50shadesfreed: I don't know...I mean she’s really cute but would we get along???

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: u never know until you try!!!

 

Stop: Saturday, 7pm, that little diner downtown with the giant bird statue

 

50shadesfreed: zashi u better help me pick an outfit

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Y E S





CLASS 1A

 

oneokrock: shinsou, holding a fish: Katsuki guess what

                   Kat, turning to face him: wha-

                   Shinsou, smacking him in the face with the fish: fISH SLAP

 

Hayley Kiyoko: he dead

 

oneokrock: we’rE GONNA GET KICKED OUT OF ANOTHER STORE

 

StaticShock: damn without me?

 

Hayley Kiyoko: why couldn’t kaminari be the one to get slapped w a fish?

 

StaticShock: bc me and my babes r on a date

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: sad I missed it tho

 

oneokrock: GUYS PLEASE ME AND IZUKU ARE TRYING TO APOLOGIZE FOR MISUSE OF GOODS

 

BubblegumBitch: get fucked




plain jane -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

plain jane: Todoroki where the fuck did u go

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I am everywhere but nowhere at the same time, are any of us really here?

 

plain jane:

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m in the ice cream aisle




T H O T S

 

oneokrock: kat asked “what do those fucking idiots want this week?”

 

StaticShock: swaghetti

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: and memeballs

 

oneokrock: “u r both uninvited”

 

StaticShock: thats fair




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: sup bitch how’s ur day

 

True Hoe: why the fuck are you still messaging me?

 

Turkey Leg: Im bored

 

True Hoe: dont you have people to save or some shit?

 

Turkey Leg: It’s my day off and im boooooored as fuck

 

True Hoe: then talk to a different friend

                 Wait

                 Shit

 

Turkey Leg: YOU CALLED ME UR FRIEND YES

 

True Hoe: anyway do you know how my brother is doing?

 

Turkey Leg: I think he’s doing fine? I passed him on the street today with his group of friends so

 

True Hoe: good. Ok im done talking to u today bye bitch

 

Turkey Leg: u kno what, that’s fair




CLASS 1A:

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: help friends I am trying to convince myself to go pescatarian from vegetarian for the health and protein benefits

 

nest: what are your qualms with pescetarianism?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: idk it feels like I’m losing bc I need the extra protein and shit? Like I know it would be better for my health but hhhhhhhhhh

 

bakudaddy: it isn’t weak to choose what foods to put in your body. It’s a lot stronger to change because or your self awareness than it is to keep a routine that may be detrimental to your health.

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: thanks daddy

 

bakudaddy: I take it back

 

Bill Nye: Maybe start with something that has just a little fish in it so you’re not just eating fish?

               Look into which fish are the most and least sustainable and only eat the most sustainable ones once or twice a week?

 

oneokrock: I’ll make you the best fucking fish youve ever tasted

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: wow what a hunk

 

oneokrock: ;)

 

ochahoe: this just in: I lov my gf

 

plain jane: gay

 

ochahoe: h

                U have a whole ass boyfriend

 

plain jane: proof?

 

oneokrock: I love you?

 

plain jane: o fuck that’s really solid proof love you too

 

Tsuboo: gay

 

plain jane: wh

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: GUYS IM DOING IT

                                          IM EATING FISH

 

StaticShock: ur doing amazing sweetie!

 

BubblegumBitch: We love you!!! <333

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: <333333




Help™

 

Iidad: So I have an issue….

 

ochahoe: what is it boo?

 

Iidad: I may have developed feels...for a girl…

 

ochahoe: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Iidad: I wanted to tell you so if you see her around you know why because I have decided to ask her out!

 

Tsuboo: are you sure you can do it?

 

Iidad: Positive! I will be asking her tomorrow!

 

plain jane: wait something doesn’t seem right

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ?

 

plain jane: how long have you liked her?

 

Iidad: Haha well…

 

ochahoe: sus

 

Iidad: I do believe I started to really like her soon after Midoriya and Kirishima started dating...

 

plain jane: ….

 

Iidad: Please don’t say it

 

plain jane: I TOLD YOU SO

 

Iidad: STOP

 

plain jane: ok but fr we’re gonna make sure that you get the girl!

 

ochahoe: YEAH PLAN GET IIDA THE GIRL IS IN MOTION

 

Tsuboo: he seems to be handling it so I think he’ll be fine

 

Iidad: Yes! We have become quite close and she is very endearing!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: who is it?

 

Iidad: Hatsume Mei from the support department!

 

Tsuboo: you two would look cute together

 

ochahoe: you would!!!

 

Iidad: She is very smart and hardworking, I have no doubt she will be one of the best in support technologies in the future!

 

plain jane: Im so happy for you!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Good luck on asking her out

 

Iidad: Thank you!




shroomqueen420 -> bakuhoe

 

shroomqueen420: Benedict Cumberbatch’s face is longer than any relationship i’ve ever had.

 

bakuhoe: that is a true fact

 

shroomqueen420: but lik fr bakuhoeski, I just wanna date someone who dont fricken wanna marry me and hav kids after two dates ya dig?

 

bakuhoe: why don’t you just take a fucking break from trying to find someone?

 

shroomqueen420: bc that won’t help me get a date hoe

 

bakuhoe: listen up u hoe, why don’t you focus on yourself and ur studies to become a hero first before getting someone to drag you down

 

shroomqueen420: but todo and shin dont heckin drag u down

 

bakuhoe: that’s bc even though I love them both very much, I’m still competing with them we’re rivals. I think you need someone like that or just focus on yourself for a bit

 

shroomqueen420: hmmmmmmm idk who I could even compete with...maybs I will jus spend sometime workin on myself thanks blasty (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

 

bakuhoe: get ur fuCKING EMOTICONS OUT OF HERE

 

shroomqueen420: lmao

 

Chapter Text

Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: IM FREAKIN OUT

                          I FEEL LIKE IM BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL WAITING FOR MY DATE TO PICK ME UP HELP

 

Stop: its just Emi

 

50shadesfreed: STILL

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: You know it won’t be awkward you’ve talked to her before

 

50shadesfreed: but it’s different!!!! We’re going on a date!!!!!

 

Stop: it’s emi I’m sure you’ll be fine

 

50shadesfreed: BUT WHAT IF I MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF

 

Stop: that’s perfect she loves laughing

          Anyway bye we have a date ourselves

 

50shadesfreed: NO DONT GO

                          SHOUTA




Bass Boosted Screaming -> Stop

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: u really think she’ll be alright????

 

Stop: no I don’t which is exactly why we’re going to lowkey spy on their date

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: stop using the kids slang it looks wrong when u type

 

Stop: wow this is so sad, Alexa play despacito

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: god I love you so fucking much lets go spy on this date




CLASS 1A

 

50shadesfreed: GUYS IM FREAKIN OUT EMI IS REALLY NICE AND IM REALLY PAN HELP ME

                           WRONG CHAT

 

BubblegumBitch: you’re on a date?

 

alpha daddy: with emi?!

 

50shadesfreed: YES IM ON A DATE WITH EMI HITOSHI WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME

 

alpha daddy: I thought she was already married? That’s why she hits on dad cause it’s funny they’re both married?

 

Stop: no, she’s a useless fucking lesbian and I’m married that’s why she thinks it’s funny

 

alpha daddy: that makes more sense

 

50shadesfreed: anyway bye kids I have another group chat to go into and have a meltdown !!!

 

todobaby: good luck

 

50shadesfreed: thanks son bye !

 

alpha daddy: babe if this goes well u might have THREE moms

 

todobaby: That is a lot of mothers

 

oneokrock: man why does Todo get to have THREE moms ???

 

plain jane: love, u have two moms and a dad

 

oneokrock: ok yeah fair nvm

 

ochahoe: so many good parental figures

 

alpha daddy: speak for urself have u seen my dads? Disasters

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: We managed to raise you into a great hero !!!!!

 

alpha daddy: hmm debatable

 

bakudaddy: excuse?

 

StaticShock: he smelled ur insecurity

 

bakudaddy: ur a great fucking hero and anyone who says otherwise I’ll pound into the fucking dirt

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: ha gay

 

alpha daddy: booooo

 

todobaby: why r u booing him? He’s right!

 

bakudaddy: Damn right I’m right I don’t remember a time I been wrong

 

plain jane: .

 

bakudaddy: dont fucking do it

 

plain jane: I didn’t say anything

 

oneokrock: bro u don’t even peel fruit that’s fucking WRONG

 

bakudaddy: LETS FUCKING GO U ROCK ILL FIGHT U ABOUT FRUIT

 

oneokrock: FINE LETS GO

 

bakudaddy: FINE WHAT TIME AND PLACE

 

oneokrock: TOMORROW AT THE PRACTICE FIELDS WITH AIZAWA-SENSEI SUPERVISING BECAUSE WE ARE RESPONSIBLE STUDENTS

 

bakudaddy: FINE

 

Tsuboo: True broship

 

Stop: at least you’re fighting responsibly




disGUSTENG

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: can I ask you two a question

 

Albert Einstein: ?

 

bakuhoe: ?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: would you two come meet my mother next weekend? When I’ve been to visit her she asks about you guys

 

Albert Einstein: of course we’ll go love

 

bakuhoe: of course we’ll go wtf

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Thanks

 

bakuhoe: dont fucking thank us we’re ur boyfriends

 

Albert Einstein: yeah plus you’ve met our parents so it’s nice we’ll get to meet your mom

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I just know that she’ll love you two

 

bakuhoe: all parents fucking love me

 

Albert Einstein: just bc ur my dads fav student doesn’t mean all adults love u

 

bakuhoe: but how do u kno they dont

 

Albert Einstein: fukc

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: he got u there




Help

 

Iidad: So, I have a girlfriend

 

ochahoe: YES BITCH I KNEW U COULD DO IT

 

plain jane: So ur finally official ???

 

Iidad: Yes I took her out on a date and asked her to be my girlfriend!

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Congratulations

 

Iidad: Thank you!

 

ochahoe: honey what are we gonna do??? All our kids r leaving,,,we’ll be empty nesters

 

Tsuboo: I say we get a dog

 

ochahoe: !!!!! I love you so much

 

Tsuboo: <3333




T H O T S

 

bakuhoe: I’m getting promise rings someone help me pick them out

 

BubblegumBitch: !!!!! IM ON THE WAY BAKUBABE

 

bakuhoe: I can already tell this was a mistake

                HOW DID U GET HERE SO F A ST

 

BubblegumBitch: I was already in eijis room

 

StaticShock: damn y’all loyal as fuck

 

bakuhoe: well yeah

                I love them

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: soft bakuboi strikes again

 

bakuhoe: fuk of f

 

oneokrock: I wanna see which ones you pick !!!

 

StaticShock: same

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: same

 

bakuhoe: then hurry the fuck up

 

BubblegumBitch: he’s totally looked at rings before his tabs are full oflwklfwlvl

 

StaticShock: BABE N O

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: she dead

 

StaticShock: :((((




How hasn’t UA burned

 

Stop: power move: refer to my students by their class ranks

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shouta no

 

kirbysucc: no balls wont do it

 

deadmanwonderland: you’ll fuck up and call Shinsou by his first name

 

Stop: bet

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: babe don’t do it

 

deadmanwonderland: if u slip up at all this week and call Shinsou by his first name instead of his rank u have to spend the whole next week using ur classes first names

 

Stop: BET

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: SHOUTA STOP U HAVENT SLEPT IN 48 HOURS

 

Stop: B E T

 

snipsnipe: the deal is made

 

50shadesfreed: rip




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: well, hope ur bet goes as good as my date went

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I knew you could do it!!!

 

50shadesfreed: I got her contact info and she asked me out on another date,,,,I’m aaaaaaaaaa

 

Stop: happy 4 u

 

50shadesfreed: also thanks for lowkey spying on us u made me feel better

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: wh

 

50shadesfreed: I saw Shouta run past the window of the diner with a cat and you were chasing him

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: we tried so hard to be incognito

 

50shadesfreed: ur not good at it




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: so,

                    I’m trying to bake cookies right, if I put them in when the oven is really hot it’ll just cook faster right ? Miruko says I’m being a dumbass

 

True Hoe: thats cause u are a dumbass and thats not how u fucking bake cookies

 

Turkey Leg: damn is no one on my side today ???

 

True Hoe: I’m never on ur side

 

Turkey Leg: :(

 

True Hoe: don’t do that

 

Turkey Leg: :((

 

True Hoe: just read the fucking instructions on the cookies, don’t burn ur house down

 

Turkey Leg: I actually have an apartment if u wanna come see it sometime ;)

 

True Hoe: AHAHAHA absolutely fucking not

 

Turkey Leg: it was worth a shot

Chapter Text

T H O T S

 

StaticShock: why did aizawa refer to me as number 20

 

bakuhoe: bc ur a dumbass

 

BubblegumBitch: He called me number 19

 

bakuhoe: get fucked

 

oneokrock: no u

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: he just fucking called kat number 3 im

 

bakuhoe: that’s it I’m asking Hitoshi




Welcome back to me screaming

 

bakuhoe: hitoshi why the fuck is aizawa calling us numbers

 

Albert Einstein: I dont know he’s been calling me number 9 all day he refuses to tell me why

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: he called me number 5

 

bakuhoe: wait he just called ponytail number 1

                THESE ARE THE FUCKING CLASS RANKS

 

Albert Einstein: jdhlahsdkh why is he doing this

 

bakuhoe: I don’t fucking know he’s your dad why don’t you ask the other one

 

Albert Einstein: that’s a good idea hold on

                          Ok so, apparently be made a bet with the 1b teacher and if he fucks up and calls me hitoshi then he has to use our first names the entire next week

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: wait hitoshi is there a way you can figure out how to find out his class rank from when he was in high school? Or his hero rank now?

 

Albert Einstein: I like where this is going gimme a sec

 

bakuhoe: u fuckers are evil

                 It’s kinda hot

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: that is just my left side

 

bakuhoe: I take it back

 

Albert Einstein: wow

 

bakuhoe: who the fu c k are you?

 

Albert Einstein: who the fukc are you?

 

bakuhoe: I asked you first

 

Albert Einstein: I asked you second

                          But really tho this makes me want to get him to say my first name cause it would be funny as fuck to watch him say everyones first name

 

bakuhoe: it would be weird

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: definitely something

 

Albert Einstein: also I couldnt fucking figure out what his numbers were so rip




CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: I AM WHE E Z ING SOMEONE HELP ME

 

Hayley Kiyoko: ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY U LIL SHIT

 

oneokrock: ???what happened

 

StaticShock: I WAS CHILLING WITH JIROU AND MOMO AND HAD MY TRUSTY FIDGET SPINNER BUT THEN MOMO WANTED TO LOOK AT IT AND THEN SHE SOMEHOW GOT IT STUCK IN HER HAIR

 

BubblegumBitch: t h ats not good bab e

 

StaticShock: I KNOW ITS SO BAD BUT I CANT STOP LAUGHING OVER THE FACT THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE TO CUT A FUCKING FIDGET SPINNER OUT OF HER HAIR

 

Hayley Kiyoko: KAMI SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Bill Nye: If someone could please hepl me that would eb much aprecisdted

 

ochahoe: she’s not typing correctly somEONE HELP HER

 

Bill Nye: pleas get bakogo

 

plain jane: ??????? wh y

 

Hayley Kiyoko: He braids her hair and is the only one besides her that can do her hair

 

oneokrock: WHAT

 

StaticShock: bro u didnt know????

 

BubblegumBitch: no one knew??????

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: u know a bunch of stuff ab kat that we dont babe

 

oneokrock: thats true!!

 

StaticShock: really ???

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: yeah bro

 

StaticShock: I guess just cause I ask him random shit ab himself lmao but anyway he’s been braiding momos hair since we did the band at the school festival

 

todobaby: @bakudaddy

 

bakudaddy: the fuck do u guys want I was fucking napping but hitoshi woke me up laughing

                   Jesus christ where are you

 

Bill Nye: mt room

 

alpha daddy: im coming I have to see this




How hasn’t UA burned

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I just sneezed and instead of saying bless you my wonderful husband of ten years just went “what?”

 

kirbysucc: when was the last time he slept?

 

Stop: no

 

snipsnipe: that’s it

 

kirbysucc: no, dont

 

snipsnipe: @CVS

 

Stop: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU U TERRIBLE LITTLE COWBOY

 

CVS: You what Aizawa? :)

 

Stop: o no

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: HE HASNT SLEPT

 

CVS: :)))) and why is that?

 

Stop: uhm

 

CVS: :) ?

 

Stop: BECAUSE LIFE IS SCARRING

 

CVS: We have the counselors also available for employees ! Do. Not. Forget. :)

 

Stop: .

 

50shadesfreed: Shouta you might want to take the advice you give to the kids

 

Stop: whatever

 

50shadesfreed: zashi

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: already on it




Bass Boosted Screaming -> Stop

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: babe

                                         love

                                         honey

                                         love of my life

                                         stars in my sky

                                         apple to my pie

 

Stop: what

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: are you ok?

 

Stop: honestly hizashi, no im not

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: do you wanna take a long bath and talk about it?

 

Stop: fine

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I wont even put one of my bath bombs in just plain hot water

 

Stop: god I love you

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I love you too <333




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: hey sorry but can I just rant to you about something?

 

True Hoe: I really shouldn’t be your first choice but im not stopping you

 

Turkey Leg: eh its just easier i guess bc I dont really know you

 

True Hoe: thats fair continue

 

Turkey Leg: Not being able to save people

                    It just really fucks me up

                    Im the number two pro hero with people relying on me I cant fuck it up. Plus people's lives are always on the line and when I can’t save them I just, god I failed them you know?

                    Im supposed to protect people who cant protect themselves but when I cant do that I shouldn’t be able to properly call myself a hero

 

True Hoe: I understand

 

Turkey Leg: You do?

 

True Hoe: I couldn’t protect Shouto when I was the oldest brother and I just ran from them. I left them alone when I should have just pushed through everything. I always think to myself if things could have been different had I stayed but I can’t change that now, I can’t go back.

                I think that continuing to go and save people despite being kicked down is better than simply running away.

 

Turkey Leg: wow that was

                    Sorry I just really wasn’t expecting that

                    I’m sorry you had to go through that

 

True Hoe: It’s fine, now I have people I tolerate in my life

 

Turkey Leg: am I included in that???

 

True Hoe: no

 

Turkey Leg: fukc

Chapter Text

Welcome to bible study

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Love you don’t have to keep pushing us out like this. You can talk to us about these things

 

bakuhoe: I don’t want to. It makes me weak and I can handle it by myself

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki you open this door right now or so help me god I will break it down. Having nightmares does not make you weak, it makes you human.

 

bakuhoe: I know for a fact you can’t break this door

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I will burn that door to ashes Katsuki I swear to god

 

bakuhoe: fine I’ll talk about it but I don’t want to say it

 

Albert Einstein: Will texting be better?

 

bakuhoe: yeah I just yeah ok let’s get this over with.

                They actually were starting to be less frequent before the attack again, now after that I just can’t seem to shake this coldness I get and fuck, how you two came after me and what could have happened if they got you too

                Before it was just me but then Kirishima, Deku, and four eyes started to pop up along with Shoto and ponytail because of the stupid rescue and I just want to punch something or yell because I don’t know what to do. So many people could have died because of me, hell, All Might almost did. Yeah the meetings with that counselor have been helping but fuck

                And having things around my neck again had started to get better and I was starting to get less jumpy at the mention of chains or restraints and all that fucking progress just got fucking demolished. I almost had a panic attack once they put me in those restraints again but I managed to hold it together by not shutting the fuck up and running my goddamn mouth

                And fuck I just want to sleep before class starts but I fucking can’t

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Please open the door

 

bakuhoe: I

                Fine…




plain jane -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

plain jane: Is everything okay with Kacchan? He seemed quieter than normal today.

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He just didn’t sleep well. Me and Hitoshi handled it

 

plain jane: ok just checking...please take care of him

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: always




Albert Einstein -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

Albert Einstein: I’m gonna get dad to say my first name

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: why…?

 

Albert Einstein: bc our firecracker is upset and we can’t do anything in class but I know he loves the dead eyed look Aizawa makes when he loses bets

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: do you have some sort of plan?




CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: Shinsou fucking what stop I’m actually gonna keel over from laughter

 

ochahoe: I can’t breathe

 

The great british baking show: I came here for answers and there is none

 

todobaby: Hitoshi is trying to get aizawa to use his first name to lose a bet

 

BubblegumBitch: I could smell the word bet what is it?????

 

bakudaddy: If he gets Aizawa to say his first name then Aizawa has to call the class by their first names

 

StaticShock: for real?????? Ahdakdhdfaljh

 

The great british baking show: Ok I understand a little more but not completely now

 

BubblegumBitch: o my god he almost slipped up

 

plain jane: he looks so tired of life

 

ochahoe: HOLY SHIT HE DID IT

 

BubblegumBitch: “Dad are you a top or a bottom?”

                            “ Hitoshi I swear to go-GODDAMMIT

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Legendary




Help™

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I am so gay

                         Did you guys hear Katsuki laugh?

                         I am fighting the urge to go kiss him right now

 

ochahoe: just do it u coward

 

Tsuboo: dont do that ochako he’ll actually do it

 

ochahoe: DID I FUCKING STUTTER

 

plain jane: look what u did

 

Tsuboo: Aizawa doesn’t deserve this

 

ochahoe: I’m fucking dying the exasperated sigh and then the “Shoto return to your seat”

 

Iidad: Why can’t you all just let him rest?

 

Tsuboo: this class is too chaotic for that




How hasn’t UA burned

 

Stop: GODFUCKING DAMMIT

 

kirbysucc: ?????

 

Stop: Hitoshi actually fucking got me I’m grounding him

 

deadmanwonderland: hahahaha bitch

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shouta how did u even lose????

 

Stop: Hitoshi kept asking stupid questions and eventually I forgot about the bet and accidentally said his first name

 

Chowder: Looks like you have to use first names for a week!

 

Stop: fukc




I hate this fucking family

 

Stop: Hitoshi you are fucking grounded

 

Albert Einstein: listen I had a good reason to do it

 

Stop: it better be fucking worth it

 

Albert Einstein: It was to make Katsuki feel better, he hasn’t been sleeping well and,,,,yeah I just wanted him to smile Also is the first name thing really extended to text too?

 

Stop: All forms of communication sadly or else it extends another week, but you’re goddamn lucky I know ur telling the truth about Katsuki or else I would End you

 

Albert Einstein: wait how did u know about that???

 

Stop: the counselor isn’t allowed to tell us what they talk about but they have to tell us if it’s affecting a students health without giving details so I know he has been sleep deprived

          Why do you think I pair him up with Shoto or Izuku for partner tasks? Because if he randomly passes out from exhaustion then they can react quick enough to help him

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: you’re such a softy to these kids

 

Stop: I’m just doing my job

 

Albert Einstein: awe u care about us

 

Stop: I am full of Regret




CLASS 1A

 

StaticShock: do u ever wonder why words exist?

 

bakudaddy: I’ll kill you

 

plain jane: This is so sad, Jirou play Whatcha Say by Jason Derulo

 

ochahoe: o my gOD JIROU STOP THIS FEELS LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE

 

StaticShock: MERCY JIROU PLE A S E

 

alpha daddy: Katsuki is banging on her door but all she did in response is change the song to stayin alive someone help

 

BubblegumBitch: I’m losing my goddamn mind

 

todobaby: @Bill Nye please get your disaster of a girlfriend

 

Bill Nye: I already tried but instead of letting me in she just played I will always love you

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I’m gonna fuckig. Die

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Perish

 

Stop: yOU

 

Hayley Kiyoko: o no

Chapter Text

Bitch I hope the fuck you do

 

bakuhoe: Shoto is it ok to stop by the mall after we visit your mom ?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ? Sure love but can I ask why

 

bakuhoe: it’s fucking

 

Albert Einstein: it’s ok babe take ur time

 

bakuhoe: it’s Mirukos birthday on Monday and I wanna get her something

 

Albert Einstein: THATS SO CUTE

 

bakuhoe: SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Katsuki you’re adorable

 

Albert Einstein: babe it’s rly cute but why?

 

bakuhoe: bc she didn’t tell me I had to change and “be less villainous” or try and “tame” me and actually fucking respected me

                She didn’t care about my reputation just whether I could kick ass or not

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: didn’t you ask her for dating advice one time?

 

bakuhoe: listen

 

Albert Einstein: what do u wanna get her

 

bakuhoe: I have no fucking clue

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: we’ll figure something out

 

Albert Einstein : Shoto we also need to get something to bring to your mom when we visit

 

bakuhoe: yeah what kind of fruit does she like ? She like flowers ?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: you don’t need to bring her anything

 

bakuhoe: too fucking bad I’m doing it

 

Albert Einstein: Katsuki you handle fruit I’ll handle flowers

 

bakuhoe: fuck yeah




CLASS 1A

 

ochahoe: hey don’t come to the common room unless u wanna die

 

plain jane: ?

 

ochahoe: just went to watch the tv but stopped when I heard kat go “I’ve never seen anyone as beautiful as you two”

 

shroomqueen420: bakuhoeski makin me feel lonely every fuckin day

 

alpha daddy: he’s really fucking sappy whenever we’re alone

 

bakudaddy: STOP EXPOSING ME

 

todobaby: but you’re so cute

 

StaticShock: bro u once told me how pretty Todoroki was for 3 hours straight

 

todobaby: o my god

 

alpha daddy: YOU MADE HIM STEAM U FUCKER

                      And then the moment was ruined

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: how?

 

alpha daddy: Shoto: I would die for you Katsuki

                      Katsuki: you will

 

StaticShock: IVE TOLD HIM TO STOP FUCKING DOING THAT

 

BubblegumBitch: one time Eiji was chillin on the side of one of our beds and he stole a chip from Denki and said “the gods have smiled upon me” And Kat pushes him off the bed with his foot and said “we live in a godless world” and nothing has shook me to my core more than that

 

Hayley Kiyoko: why are you guys such messes

 

oneokrock: who knows

 

plain jane: this class is a whole problem

 

oneokrock: babe I don’t know if you realize this but when you get tired you do this thing where whatever you say makes you sound high as fuck

 

ochahoe: oooooo that’s true

 

plain jane: no?

 

oneokrock: u literally slowly talked to yourself about a poster on my wall for an hour

 

plain jane: I have a lot of thoughts ok,,,

 

oneokrock: I know this and I love you

 

todobaby: hey Hitoshi remember the first time Bakugou showed up in his winter gear?

                 Oh this wasn’t supposed to go here but anyway, he was really good looking and he looked better with more fabric somehow

 

alpha daddy: do I remember??? That was the start of my gay panic for him

 

bakudaddy: stop fucking talking about me like I’m not in here

 

alpha daddy: HEY WHATS UP YOU GUYS I LOVE BAKUGOU KATSUKI SO MUCH HE’S AND ANGRY BITCH BUT HE’S REALLY HOT AND IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD PERSON

 

Bill Nye: Gay

 

alpha daddy: Momo….pl e a se not you too

 

Bill Nye: :)

 

Hayley Kiyoko: wow I am so unbelievably gay

 

todobaby: gay

 

Hayley Kiyoko: YEAH I KNOW




Fight club

 

BubblegumBitch: guys can you come with me so I can get more fake eyelashes

 

bakuhoe: fucking what

 

BubblegumBitch: fake eyelashes

 

oneokrock: what’s wrong with your normal eyelashes???

 

BubblegumBitch: fake eyelashes are just really dramatic and u kno I live for drama

 

bakuhoe: I am not going to witness rows of eyelashes I fucking refuse

 

BubblegumBitch: But Hanta and Denki are asleep and I don’t want to wake them up cause they haven’t been sleeping well lately and I need someone to go with :((((

 

bakuhoe: fucking fine, whatever

 

oneokrock: wait so what even are fake eyelashes??? How do u put them on???? Btw I’m w Blasty and his boys in the common room waiting for u

 

BubblegumBitch: I’ll show you once I get there ;)))




CLASS 1A

 

Iidad: Someone please inform me of why I heard yelling downstairs

 

alpha daddy: SHE JUST RIPPED THEM OFF

 

bakudaddy: WHAT THE FCUK

 

todobaby: I can never look at Ashido the same ever again

 

oneokrock: I’m fucking traumatized

 

BubblegumBitch: it’s just fake eyelashes!!!!

 

ochahoe: AKKSKDKDDKDLKD

 

Tsuboo: whose scream was so high pitched?

 

alpha daddy: that was me

 

Bill Nye: Ashido do you think you could pick me up some as well?

 

BubblegumBitch: Sure!!!! Which kind?

 

Bill Nye: I usually get Bombshell lashes so any of those that have good volume!

 

BubblegumBitch: Damn bitch u bougie as fuck

 

Hayley Kiyoko: my gf is the best and deserves the best

 

BubblegumBitch: ok fair




Gay Panicking

 

Albert Einstein: so u know how Katsuki and Kirishima went with Mina to get eyelashes?

 

plain jane: yes

 

Albert Einstein: well apparently they were doing free makeovers and

                          Sent 5 images

 

plain jane: h,,,,holy,,,,SHIT

 

Albert Einstein: I didn’t know it was possible for Katsuki to look even more beautiful than he already does,,,,my heart literally like stopped???

                          Shoto literally put his hands over his face and laid down on the floor when he saw it and that’s a big mood




plain jane -> oneokrock

 

plain jane: so Shinsou sent me the pic of u in makeup…

                  I don’t know how it’s possible but you look even more beautiful than normal and I don’t know what I did to get so lucky to call you my boyfriend but I’m glad it happened cause good lord,,,, u look so good,,,, holy shit

 

oneokrock: AKSKDJSJKSKSJSJS STOP KAT AND MINA ARE TEASING ME NOW BC THEY CAN SEE MY BLUSH THROUGH MY FOUNDATION

                    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

 

plain jane: !!! I love you too !!!!!




CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: look who we ran into !!!

                              Sent 3 images

 

StaticShock: bro !!!

 

shroomqueen420: ayyyyyyyyye

 

Naked&Afraid: you all look so good!!!!

 

Hayley Kiyoko: yeah wtf why are u all decked out ?

 

oneokrock: the makeup place Mina goes to was doing free makeovers!!!

 

alpha daddy: stop sending these unannounced

                      Shoto froze us both to the bed

 

Iidad: You all look very nice!

 

ochahoe: this explains why Mido just started mumbling really fast again

 

Tsuboo: it’s better than a few minutes ago when he almost started crying

 

plain jane: it’s just cause I love my boyfriend a lot ok,,,,,

 

Iidad: VALID

 

plain jane: thank you Iida

Chapter Text

Hi vine

 

Albert Einstein: ok so I am very much so nervous to meet ur mother Shoto

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: don’t be, I’ve told about you guys before and she knows how much you two mean to me

                        She already loves you because she says “they make you so happy”

 

bakuhoe: will she like this fucking fruit

 

Albert Einstein: WHAT IF I GOT HER THE WRONG KIND OF FLOWERS

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Loves please calm down she’ll love anything. Don’t stress too much, please?

 

Albert Einstein: HHHHH

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Please?

 

Albert Einstein: ok I’ll try and calm down can you come hold my hand?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: of course

 

Albert Einstein: Firecracker pls come hold the other one

 

bakuhoe: fine




CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: someone wanna tell me why our resident icyhot boy is cryin?

 

alpha daddy: It’s not bad don’t worry

 

oneokrock: good thought I was gonna have to throw hands for a second

 

todobaby: It’s nothing really just Katsuki and Hitoshi went to meet my mom and I’m just very happy

 

ochahoe: I would die for you

 

todobaby: then perish

 

ochahoe: w H

 

plain jane: I mean,,,how did u not see that coming????? Look who he’s dating

 

ochahoe: aight fair




Fuck vine bitch

 

bakuhoe: Hitoshi I swear to god if you fucking do this I will break up with you

 

Albert Einstein: nah u won’t

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Please just think about this

 

Albert Einstein: I’m doing it don’t worry I can always just cut it off if it doesn’t work

 

bakuhoe: YOURE NOT GETTING A FUCKING BOWLCUT

 

Albert Einstein: LET ME LIVE

 

bakuhoe: N O

 

Albert Einstein: WHY NOT

 

bakuhoe: IM NOT DATING SOMEONE WHO THINKS A BOWLCUT IS ANYTHING BUT CURSED

 

Albert Einstein: BITHC

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Love, please you’ll upset the baby

 

Albert Einstein: ????? What baby???

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: me

 

Albert Einstein: h

                          Now I’m getting it and u can’t stop me

 

bakuhoe: DAMMIT SHOTO




CLASS 1A

 

alpha daddy: who here supports me getting a bowlcut say I

 

BubblegumBitch: I

 

ochahoe: I

 

StaticShock: I

 

plain jane: I

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I

 

Naked&Afraid: I

 

oneokrock: I

 

Iidad: I think you should do what makes you happy! I

 

Bill Nye: When u put it like that, then I !

 

Tsuboo: I

 

shroomqueen420: I

 

bakudaddy: all you fuckers are blocked

 

Stop: I

 

ochahoe: LASJSKSKSJAK where did u come from ????

 

Stop: don’t worry about it

 

Turkey Leg: I

 

StaticShock: WHOMST THE FUCK IS THAT

 

Gothbirb: Hello Hawks

                Also it’s an I from me and the boyf

 

Turkey Leg: sup

 

alpha daddy: SEE they want me to live out my dream

 

bakudaddy: I’ll kill you

 

alpha daddy: I’d like to see you trysyshdhdhdhdjxj

 

BubblegumBitch: o he dead

 

Turkey Leg: is this chat always like this?

 

plain jane: Yup!

 

Turkey Leg: nice

                    Where’s that explodey kid? He should add Miruko to torment her

 

todobaby: He’s murdering our boyfriend at the moment

 

Turkey Leg: I understand why she likes him so much now

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: SHOUTA I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LET OUR SON GET A BOWLCUT

 

Stop: He needs to know that actions have consequences

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: You just don’t want to be the only one in the family to ever have a bowl cut

 

Stop: slander

 

ochahoe: You had a bowlcut?????

 

Stop has left the conversation

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Yes he did but he burnt all the pictures

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: smart man

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: EXCEPT ONE

                                             Sent 1 image

 

BubblegumBitch: IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING




Turkey Leg -> Lola

 

Turkey Leg: let me add u to the class 2A group chat

 

Lola: no

 

Turkey Leg: ur fav blasty is in there

 

Lola: ….no

 

Turkey Leg: too bad




CLASS 1A

 

bakudaddy: NO DON’T ADD HER WHAT THE FUCK

 

BubblegumBitch: awe why not :(((

 

Turkey Leg added Lola to the conversation

 

todobaby: because he doesn’t want her finding out he got a present for her birthday

                 O no

 

bakudaddy: Time to kill my other boyfriend

 

Lola: Bakugou you got me a present?

 

bakudaddy: …..no

 

Lola: THAT IS SO SWEET

 

bakudaddy: SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Lola: NO

 

Turkey Leg: didn’t know u were such a softy kid

 

bakudaddy: I’LL MAKE YOU INTO KFC YOU FUCKING BIRD

 

Turkey Leg: Wow Rumi no wonder he’s ur favorite

 

Lola: I’ll kill you

 

Turkey Leg: two death threats in two minutes is that a record?

 

Stop: With you, probably not

 

Turkey Leg: How did u get back in here???

 

Stop: don’t worry about it

 

BubblegumBitch: anyway back to kat being a total softy

 

Lola: You call him Kat?

 

ochahoe: well his squad and a select few!

 

Tsuboo: the only different one is when Midoriya calls him Kacchan

 

Lola: Kacchan...THATS SO CUTE ILL CALL YOU THAT FROM NOW

 

bakudaddy: NO THE FUCK YOU WONT BITCH

 

Lola: YES I WILL

 

bakudaddy: N O

 

plain jane: Only I get that name privilege because I’ve known him since we were born!

 

Lola: I see...so Kat it is!

 

bakudaddy: I hate everyone in this goddamn chat

 

todobaby: even me?

 

alpha daddy: even me?

 

bakudaddy: especially you two

 

alpha daddy: ok fair




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: explain to me why I just bought two packs of peeps but I hate them

 

True Hoe: like u bought small chickens????

 

Turkey Leg: nO alkskddkdkdk

                    Like the candy bro

 

True Hoe: thank fucking god

                Anyway ur a dumbass

 

Turkey Leg: come help me eat these peeps

 

True Hoe: no

 

Turkey Leg: pls

 

True Hoe: absolutely fucking not

 

Turkey Leg: Why dont u love me ;((((

 

True Hoe: ….ur okay ig

 

Turkey Leg: !!!!!!!!!




T H O T S

 

StaticShock: y’all guess what me and Hanta got our hands on

 

oneokrock: what bro

 

StaticShock: WE GOT SO MUCH ALCOHOL

 

oneokrock: BRO

 

bakuhoe: this is gonna end so badly

 

StaticShock: do u think if I gave some to Todoroki he could breathe fire

 

bakuhoe: He can do that without alcohol

 

BubblegumBitch: w h at

 

bakuhoe: .

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I’m

                                          Holy shit that’s fucking hilarious

 

StaticShock: AND I HAVENT BEEN TOLD BECAUSE ?????

 

bakuhoe: bc r a dumbass

 

StaticShock: valid

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: anyway next weekend is going to be wild

 

oneokrock: how much did u get?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: ….

 

BubblegumBitch: Hanta

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: maybe like enough for the whole class,,,

 

bakuhoe: you fucking idIOT

Chapter Text

T H O T S

 

BubblegumBitch: alright hoes it’s time to put our plan into action !!

 

oneokrock: u mean just get ridiculously drunk?

 

BubblegumBitch: yes !!!

 

ScotchTapeExraordinare: wait didn’t Sato also want to bake with us tonight?

 

StaticShock: drunk baking !!!

 

bakuhoe: hell no

 

StaticShock: what, r u scared hoe?

 

bakuhoe: fine, I’ll make the best drunk cookies and u wont get any pikabitch

 

StaticShock: u wouldn’t

 

bakuhoe: bet

 

StaticShock: :(




CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: Friendly reminder that the squad is baking cookies tonight !!!

 

alpha daddy: I’ll be sure to steer clear of the kitchen then

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: nah bro trust me u don’t wanna miss ur bf baking cookies

 

alpha daddy: fuck ur right

 

todobaby: I will be present

 

ochahoe: y’all just go wild when u don’t have to hide ur thirst huh

 

alpha daddy: idk what u expect from me

 

Tsuboo: I don’t expect anything from u people anymore

 

plain jane: ouch

 

Tsuboo: that’s what I say when u break ur arms

 

plain jane: :/

 

oneokrock: damn don’t come for my bfs neck like this

 

ochahoe: wig? snatched. Deku? owned. Gf? savage.

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Tsu is the most savage person I know

 

Iidad: She is very honest and I respect her greatly for that!

StaticShock: it’s real appreciate Tsu hours

 

ochahoe: it’s always appreciate Tsu hours you absolute fucking lamp, u goddamn piece of soggy bread

 

StaticShock: ur right I’m a goddamn fool

 

Tsuboo: Ochako I love you

 

ochahoe: <3 <3

 

BubblegumBitch: Anyway, sorry to interrupt the adorable lesbsina but, y’all come make cookies with us!!!




How hasn’t UA burned

 

Stop: my kids are up to something

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Why do u say that babe?

 

Stop: it’s my dad senses

 

Turkey Leg: Let them live a little they’ve been through enough for them to have a little fun

 

50shadesfreed: I agree!

                          There’s nothing wrong with them being rebellious kids for once

 

Stop: At their core they are all rebellious

 

Chowder: As long as they don’t get too out of hand. Aizawa how are their grades?

 

Stop: surprisingly well

 

Chowder: then I will pretend to know nothing

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shoooouuuuttttaaaaaaa

 

Stop: fine




I hate this fucking family

 

Stop: I’m fucking onto u Hitoshi and I’ve been convinced to let it slide but if u kids break too many things ur dead

 

Albert Einstein: how did u even

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: his dad senses were over 9000

 

Albert Einstein: never quote an outdated meme at me ever again

 

Stop: I will confiscate all the alcohol u kids somehow acquired

 

Albert Einstein: HOW DO U KNOW THAT

 

Stop: I know for sure now

 

Albert Einstein: FUCK STOP DOING THAT




shroomqueen420 -> bakuhoe

 

shroomqueen420: how r the cookies fam?

 

bakuhoe: I am so drunk

 

shroomqueen420: wh a t

 

bakuhoe: hi, shinsou here. Katsuki is very drunk and making cookies and it’s the single funniest thing I have ever seen

 

shroomqueen420: pics or it didn happen

 

bakuhoe: sent 5 images

 

shroomqueen420: o m g




CLASS 1A

 

Iidad: I cannot believe you all!

 

alpha daddy: listn Aizawa said as long as we dont break anythin

 

Iidad: This is inappropriate behavior!

 

ochahoe: iiiiiida pls just try and have fun!!! Think of it as a class bonding exercise!!

 

Iidad: ….

 

plain jane: why don’t you invite hatsume? I’m sure she would have fun with us!

 

Iidad: I don’t think…

 

ochahoe: oops my hand slipped an she’s on her way

 

Iidad: How dare,

 

Tsuboo: can someone stop Bakugou from aggressively whisking ingredients?

 

BubblegumBitch: absolutely fucking not

 

Gothbirb: He is going to make this kitchen into a nightmare

 

nest: but babe ur the only true nightmare here

 

Gothbirb: I love you so much

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: and Shoji is also drunk nice

 

nest: Bakugou is Gordon Ramsay just think about it

 

Hayley Kiyoko: ur right and u should say it

 

oneokrock: he’s actually Guy Fieri

 

todobaby: he couldn’t be….

 

plain jane: Todoroki please I am so tired

 

todobaby: I’m just saying it’s a strong coincidence..

 

plain jane: u have met his parents,,,,

 

todobaby: touche

 

shroomqueen420: how many of y’all be fuckin lit rn?

 

Tsuboo: Bakugou, Shinsou, Shoji, Ochako, Mina, Kaminari, Midoriya, Kirishima, and Jirou so far are very gone and the rest are happily buzzed sans Iida

 

shroomqueen420: and I wasn’t invited bc ????

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I can only take care of so many people pls

 

shroomqueen420: aight fair

 

Tsuboo: they are now trying to see if they can bake cookies on todoroki by just putting the dough on him

 

Naked&Afraid: omg it worked !!!!

 

todobaby: I have gained a decent amount of control over my fire side. I am grill

 

ochahoe: I’m proud of u

 

bakudaddy: Shoto is like oven

 

oneokrock: explain

 

bakudaddy: roasts me

 

alpha daddy: I hate u so fucking much I was gonna say that

 

bakudaddy: git gud scrub

 

Bill Nye: Oh! Hatsume is here!

               Let me add her!

 

Bill Nye added G2 to the conversation!

 

G2: HELLO HELLO IM HERE

 

shroomqueen420: omg

 

G2: where is my Tenya

 

ochahoe: he’s trying to make sure the kitchen doesn’t fall into flames

 

G2: OH I CAN HELP WITH THAT

 

Bill Nye: Keep the kitchen in order?

 

G2: NO THE FLAMES

 

Bill Nye: Fuck.

 

ochahoe: MOMO CURSED CODE RED EVERYONE

 

todobaby: She curses all the time u fools u fucking cowafx

 

Bill Nye: Please don’t expose me like this.

 

Hayley Kiyoko: Babe I love when u curse

 

Bill Nye: Well then, Bakugou would you please give me lessons on cursing?

 

bakudaddy: no fuckig way u can fuk righ off w thaf

 

plain jane: that’s ru-TODOROKI PUT OUT THE KITCHEN

 

alpha daddy: o fuuuuck that shits on fire

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: this was such a bad idea but I don’t regret any of this at all

 

The great british baking show: BAKUGOU U EXPLODED THE REST OF THE COOKIE DOUGH

 

bakudaddy: I’m an entrepreneur bitch

 

The great british baking show: IN WHAT EXACTLY

 

bakudaddy: everything I do

 

alpha daddy: I shouldn’t find that as hot as I do

 

ochahoe: y’all I swear to god u have the highest libidos I have ever seen

 

alpha daddy: it’s not my fault my boyfriends are the two most handsoem guys in th class OKAY

 

StaticShock: ur valid

 

Lola: I see this is the perfect time to thank Bakugou for my birthday present. So thanks rookie, don’t drink too much

 

bakudaddy: die

 

StaticShock: What did he get u

 

bakudaddy: doNT

 

Lola: he got me a keychain of my favorite fighter!

 

BubblegumBitch: THATS SO CUTE

 

bakudaddy: SHUT THE FUCK UP MINA

 

BubblegumBitch: HAHA U USED MY FIRST NAME BICH

 

bakudaddy: ILL KILL YOU

 

oneokrock: I can handle the kitchen fire but I draw the line at murder 2nite

 

irlfurry: YOURE OK WITH BURNING DOWN THE BUILDING

 

oneokrock: h

                   Wai t

 

Tsuboo: this was a bad idea form the start

 

Bill Nye: The night is only halfway over…

 

Tsuboo: guess we’ll die

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: waiT guys I promised the guy I got this alcohol from that we would drink from the macho mug

 

Bill Nye: The what?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: the macho mug. It’s like u get a giant ass mug and everyone pours some of their drink in it and then a few people chug it

 

StaticShock: I vote Kat goes last bc he’ll take it as a challenge and drink all of it himself

 

ochahoe: that’s valid

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: ok so I’ve gone and gotten this mug and people poured their drinks in and tasted it it’s awful

 

Hayley Kiyoko: who’s gonna chug?

 

Iidad: We should do this orderly! Everyone who wants to participate should get in a line!

 

Naked&Afraid: Bakugou already chugged all of it

 

StaticShock: DAMMIT

 

alpha daddy: I am cutting my two boys off

 

todobaby: why

 

bakudaddy: U CANT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING

 

alpha daddy: I won’t kiss you for a week

 

BubblegumBitch: he just YEETED his drink

 

ochahoe: and Kami yoinked it off the floor and drank it

 

Bill Nye: Someone please stop Bakugou from drinking hot sauce out of the bottle.

 

G2: 1A sure is a lot of fun!!! Tenya invite me over more!!

 

Iidad: You should know that you are welcome anytime!

 

G2: Swell!!!!!!!

 

Gothbirb: I am disappointed that I couldn’t partake in the macho mug

 

nest: we tried so hard it’s ok

 

Bill Nye: Why is Bakugou trying to kill Kaminari now?

 

ochahoe: Wait what tf just happened lkjdfakfh

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: denki: *calls kat*

                                             kat, answering his phone: hello?

                                             denki: hello, are you going to sugon??

                                             kat: wtf is that???

                                             denki: sugon dEEZ NUTS

 

Hayley Kiyoko: I’m sobbing I am actually cryin tears from my face

 

oneokrock: he is YELLING

 

Irlfurry: Should we stop Bakugou from murder?

 

Hayley Kiyoko: let him perish

 

G2: TENYA @Iidad

 

Iidad: Oh no

 

oneokrock: denki, as kat tries to kill him: YEET YAH

                    kat: DONT U FUCKIN YEET YAH ME

 

Hayley Kiyoko: press F to pay respects

 

ochahoe: F

 

ScotchTapExtraordinare: f

 

alpha daddy: z

 

Gothbirb: wrong letter

 

alpha daddy: fuck

 

BubblegumBitch: stop trying to kill my mans bakuhoe ;(((

 

ochahoe: dw dw my gal has got this

 

Iidad: Asui does have a way with words!

 

Hayley Kiyoko: spoke too soon

 

plain jane: Why are shin an todo cryin now

 

Naked&Afraid: Idk I don’t know what’s happening I’m drunk

 

oneokrock: BRO I KNOW

                    ITS BECAUSE TSU ACCIDENTALLY CALLED TODOROIKK BAKUGOU

 

plain jane: but like tgat don’t answer any questikns

 

oneokrock: HOLD ON ILL ASK

 

alpha daddy: don’t worry y’all ws just crying because we figured out whose name we’ll take when we get married thanks to tsu

 

ochahoe: Kasjdjdnsnsks that’s my girl

 

todobaby: BAKUGOU SHOTO

 

BubblegumBitch: that’s adorabs

 

alpha daddy: Bakugou Hitoshi

                      I’m

                      Crying

                      Again

 

StaticShock: hold on guys emergency

                      What are the youtube videos with the kid and the robot and they talk about history stuff

                      BRAIN POP

 

ochahoe: I’m fucking crying

 

StaticShock: I couldn’t REMEMBER

                      I was like “its like Ted Talks for Kids hold tf on”

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I love you so fucking much

 

BubblegumBitch: big m00d

 

The great british baking show: ok I fixed the cookies come get y’all juice

 

BubblegumBitch: I changed my mind Sato is my only love

 

StaticShock: babe no

 

BubblegumBitch: turns out ur just fam

 

alpha daddy: absolutley demolished

 

Bill Nye: Please stop making people cry!

 

alpha daddy: how about no

 

Hayley Kiyoko: try that answer again

 

alpha daddy: I mean, of course our lord and savior momo we will stop

 

Bill Nye: Thank you! :)

 

G2: Tenya is making mac and sheese for Kaminari to make him feel better!

 

plain jane: aw I wan some

 

Iidad: I will make mac and cheese for anyone who wants it!

 

ochahoe: DADS MAKING MAC AND CHEESE FOR THE KIDS

 

BubblegumBitch: WOOOOOOOOO




How hasn’t UA burned

 

Stop: Should I go tell them to sleep now before more people start crying

 

Turkey Leg: Nah it’s how people bond

 

50shadesfreed: Even u can’t argue with that Shouta

 

Stop: Fine

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: It’s ok babe we know it was ur dad senses kicking in

 

Stop: I want a divorce

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Never

 

50shadesfreed: they’ll tire themselves out eventually

 

Turkey Leg: they r going to Regret in the morning

 

Stop: it’s like I can already hear Hitoshi asking me about hangover cures.




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: Just wanna let u know ur lil bro is drunk as fuck right now

 

True Hoe: WHAT WHY

 

Turkey Leg: Woah calm down his whole class is drinking chill out

 

True Hoe: O I’m not upset actually I’m very proud I just never thought he would

 

Turkey Leg: Well apparently he’s crying because he’s thinking of his future and how he gets to change his name

 

True Hoe: What a cry baby

                 Tell him I love him

 

Turkey Leg: Do it urself

 

True Hoe: I CANT

 

Turkey Leg: pussy

 

True Hoe: W O W

                 Damn thought u liked me hoe

 

Turkey Leg: I’ve been tryna smash but like u ain’t game so u just the one that got away #feelsbadman

 

True Hoe: it’s against my religion to fuck a pro hero again

 

Turkey Leg: so you’ve done it before

                    Interesting

 

True Hoe: yeah, guy had wings. Best sex I’ve ever had, loved the banter. Probably would have dated him if he wasn’t a pro

 

Turkey Leg: I WILL find out who it is

 

True Hoe: doubt




CLASS 1A

 

Iidad: If there is anyone left who is remotely sober, please help me get our classmates pillows and blankets and water!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: On it boss

 

Naked&Afraid: they r going to hate themselves in the morning.

 

Bill Nye: I can make blankets for them if you guys get the water!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: Thanks mom

Chapter Text

I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: Hey it would be very much so helpful if u let me kno what cures hangovers thank

 

Stop: suffer

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: These are the mistakes you learn from

 

Albert Einstein: I hate you both




CLASS 1A

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: that’s how I ended up locked in a conference room sobbing while dancing to the Moana soundtrack while trying to write out shit on the whiteboard walls

 

Iidad: What the fuck is wrong with you all?

 

ochahoe: lots




How hasn’t UA burned

 

Turkey Leg: does anyone know what the oldest Todoroki sibling looks like???? It’s for science

 

Stop: no

 

Chowder: All we know is that he has some kind of fire related quirk! Endeavor won’t give out any other information.

 

Turkey Leg: sus

 

50shadesfreed: I don’t even want to know how he treated him for his child to leave like that

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: thankfully now you're taking care of Todoroki

 

50shadesfreed: it still doesn’t make up for the past he had to go through. It must have been hard

 

Turkey Leg: hey midnight add me back to ur funky lil gc real quick

 

50shadesfreed: ? Alright




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed added Turkey Leg to the chat!

 

Turkey Leg: so I think I’m in love w the oldest Todoroki sibling

 

50shadesfreed: yoURE WHAT

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: E XCUSE ME??????

 

Stop: for fucks sake

 

Turkey Leg: I’ve been talking to him since he messaged me and he seems really nice he cares a lot for his siblings. Hates Endeavors guts tho

 

Stop: but you’re saying you think that this is really him?

 

Turkey Leg: 100%

 

50shadesfreed: should I tell Todoroki?

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I think it’s the right thing to do

 

50shadesfreed: alright I’ll get back to y’all




50shadesfreed -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

50shadesfreed: Todoroki I have to talk to you about something

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ? ok

 

50shadesfreed: it’s about your oldest brother

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: You guys finally captured him?

 

50shadesfreed: what do you mean captured?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Dabi, or I guess Touya, you have him in custody?

 

50shadesfreed: what

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ? What you said it was about my oldest brother right? When Katsuki got kidnapped Dabi told me he was Touya

 

50shadesfreed: WHAT

                          OK THATS

                          O NO

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: ????

 

50shadesfreed: Todoroki, sweetie, don’t freak out but Hawks has been talking to your brother which now we know he’s a villain is Bad

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: He has been in contact with my brother...and you didn’t tell me

 

50shadesfreed: we weren’t sure it was him until Hawks told us today, we didn’t want to get your hopes up in case it was some freak pretending to be him so we decided to wait until we knew for sure

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Give me his contact

 

50shadesfreed: I’ll ask Hawks it’s the least I can do since we didn’t tell you




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed: GUYS BAD BAD NEWS

 

Stop: ??????

 

50shadesfreed: DABI IS TODOROKIS OLDER BROTHER

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: WHAT

 

Turkey Leg: WHAT

 

50shadesfreed: HES PISSED THAT WE KEPT IT FROM HIM AND WANTS DABIS CONTACT

 

Turkey Leg: o fuck o fuck o fuck o fuck

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: ok everyone CALM DOWN it’ll be fine

 

Turkey Leg: YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND

                   



Stop -> Turkey Leg

 

Stop: kid calm down

 

Turkey Leg: nonono this is BAD I’ve been receiving intel from him for a mission given to me and now that might be compromised not to mention IVE SLEPT WITH HIM

 

Stop: it’ll be fine as long as you didn’t tell him about anything from your work

 

Turkey Leg: your right I have to go sift through our conversations now to make sure but I don’t think I’ve ever told him about work in detail or when I was doing anything

 

Stop: it’ll all work out ok just take a breath

 

Turkey Leg: BUT I HAD JUST ADMITTED TO BEING IN LOVE WITH HIM LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO A HERO CANT BE IN LOVE WITH A VILLAIN

 

Stop: are you still in love with him knowing that he didn’t tell you?

 

Turkey Leg: I don’t know

 

Stop: Well, you need to figure it out




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: I can’t believe that you’re Dabi, you asshole

 

True Hoe: How did you find that out

 

Turkey Leg: Your brother dipshit! Apparently you told him you were his older brother during the kidnapping and it doesn’t take much to connect the dots

                    I can’t fucking believe I almost fell for your good guy older brother act

 

True Hoe: I care about my siblings that’s not a fucking act

 

Turkey Leg: bullshit if you cared about them you wouldn’t have become a villain

 

True Hoe: Why the fuck are you getting so worked up about this

 

Turkey Leg: Because you fucking played me! I thought that maybe you would go back and make amends with your family! I thought you were a good guy who simply ran away from home not became a fucking villain!

 

True Hoe: You’re a villain too don’t you fucking forget. In fact you’re spying for us

 

Turkey Leg: It’s not the same situation at least I didn’t leave my family behind

 

True Hoe: At least I have a family

 

Turkey Leg: Are you sure about that

 

True Hoe: Fuck. You.

 

Turkey Leg: Already happened and will never fucking happen again. Don’t contact me unless it has something to do with the league.




Turkey Leg -> Stop

 

Turkey Leg: yeah Dabi can choke




Yuzuru Hanyu -> True Hoe

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Dabi

 

True Hoe: Shoto

                 Heard you had fun and got drunk last night I’m proud of you

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: don’t use my first name and fuck you, you don’t get to be proud of me

 

True Hoe: nice to hear from you too little brother

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: how dare you

 

True Hoe: It’s what I had to do to get back at Endeavor

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: No, it’s not. You could have done so many different things but you left us. Then I finally start to put my life back together and you kidnap the love of my life? Bullshit it’s “what you had to do”

 

True Hoe: You don’t think I don’t know I just ran away? If I could change some of the things I’ve done I would but I can’t

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that you shouldn’t let your past fuck up your future but it seems like you just don’t want things to change

 

True Hoe: You don’t think I miss my younger siblings? You don’t think I miss mom? I do, so bad, but I when I’m done I want everyone to know what Endeavor did

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: As far as I’m concerned you’re just some villain targeting a pro hero

 

True Hoe: Shouto

 

This user is unable to see your message

 

True Hoe: FUCK

 

This user is unable to see your message




bitch WHERE

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Can you two come to my roomm pleas

 

Albert Einstein: Are you ok love?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: no

 

bakuhoe: we’re on the way



Chapter Text

I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: you guys seriously couldn’t tell Shoto that you have been talking to his lost villain brother?

 

Stop: We weren’t sure if it was really him at first we needed to confirm it

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: We didn’t want to get his hopes up and we didn’t know that his brother was a villain

 

Albert Einstein: you don’t think that maybe he could have helped figure that out? Don’t you think he deserved to at least get that closure? He’s been through enough already

 

Stop: That’s exactly why we needed to confirm it before we told him, if it turned out to be someone pretending to be him then it would hurt him more

 

Albert Einstein: so you don’t trust that we could handle ourselves in these situations?

 

Stop: It doesn’t seem like you’re handling it right now

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shouta

 

Stop: I understand you kids are strong enough to deal with it but you’re still just kids

 

Albert Einstein: we don’t need your protection from everything! You guys won’t always be there to buffer things and in a year we’ll be starting hero careers where you can’t keep things like this from us

 

Albert Einstein has left the chat!

 

Stop: fuck

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: It’ll be okay Shouta he just needs to cool off

 

Stop: no, he’s right. I can’t protect them forever, I just worry

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I know

 

Stop: I don’t want to lose him like his mom

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: you won’t

                                         just let them calm down and then we can talk about it again alright?

 

Stop: alright




plain jane -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

plain jane: Hey Todoroki how are you doing?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: about as good as someone who just confronted their long lost brother who turned villain and finally spoke their feelings about the matter can be

 

plain jane: right,,,,sorry,,,

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I do appreciate you checking in though, thank you

 

plain jane: I know you have Kacchan and Shinsou but u can always talk to me too if you need

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Thank you

 

plain jane: we’re all here for you, don’t forget <3

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m glad that I have people like you all in my life, I truly can’t imagine what it would have been like without you <3




oneokrock -> plain jane

 

oneokrock: babe why do you look like you’re about to cry into your bowl of froot loops?

 

plain jane: sent 1 image

                  He’s come so far,,,,,

 

oneokrock: fuck now I’m cying. How unmanly

 

plain jane: I think it’s really manly to show emotions

 

oneokrock: izuku I love you so much

 

plain jane: I love you too !!! <3

 

oneokrock: I’m coming to kiss you, u better finsih ur froot loops




ochahoe -> bakuhoe

 

ochahoe: how is our boy?

 

bakuhoe: first of all he’s mine, second he’s dealing. For now

 

ochahoe: has he talked about it?

 

bakuhoe: just that the pros kept it from him that they were in contact with his brother. He won’t tell us anymore than that

 

ochahoe: it must be a lot,,,

 

bakuhoe: wait hold on he’s giving us his phone so we can read the conversation

 

ochahoe: you don’t have to tell me what he said, just keep me updated if he’s ok or not

 

bakuhoe: whatever round face




Albert Einstein -> bakuhoe

 

Albert Einstein: do you think he’ll be okay ?

 

bakuhoe: he just needs some time, he spent all day talking about why Dabi left so now he’s exhausted

 

Albert Einstein: We should probably get him something to eat when he wakes up I don’t think he’s eaten anything all day

 

bakuhoe: I can’t move to go make something with him sleeping on me

 

Albert Einstein: I got it don’t worry love

 

bakuhoe: I’ll wake him up when you get back




How hasnt UA burned

 

50shadesfreed: hi yeah can someone explain to me why I just walked past nezus office and saw fucking DABI IN THERE

 

Turkey Leg: fucking what

 

MightyDad: It is alright! Aizawa is also here in case he decides to use his quirk!

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: My husband is in a potentially dangerous situation with one of the members of the league of villains on school grounds I am panicking the perfect amount thank you

 

50shadesfreed: why weren’t more of us notified?

 

kirbysucc: I don’t know but I am curious as to why

 

Chowder: Touya is going to be part of a program that reforms villains.

 

kirbysucc: oop

 

Chowder: He will have police supervision and a pro with him at all times.

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: WHY THO

 

Chowder: He got word that Endeavor was no longer Todoroki’s guardian he wanted to come forward with his story to see if that could help anything

 

kirbysucc: why are you on ur phone aren’t u supposed to be talking to dabi?

 

Chowder: Aizawa is questioning him because his brother is dating his son

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Is he serious about not wanting to be a villain anymore?

 

Chowder: Apparently when he talked to Todoroki he decided he needed to talk to him. Not as a villain but as a brother

 

50shadesfreed: I need to tell Todoroki this, it’s already bad enough that he doesn’t know his own brother is in the building

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: maybe it will be good for them to talk face to face?

Chapter Text

50shadesfreed -> Yuzuru Hanyu

 

50shadesfreed: Todoroki, I know you’re still mad but can you come to the principal's office?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Fine




CLASS 1A

 

BubblegumBitch: why does Todoroki look like he’s gonna roast us all to dust?

 

plain jane: I don’t know

 

bakudaddy: he didn’t tell me or Hitoshi anything

 

oneokrock: well fuck

 

todobaby: I can read all these messages you bitches

 

bakudaddy: I know babe I’m not fucking stupid

 

todobaby: debatable

                  Anyway just drop it

 

bakudaddy: Shoto

 

todobaby: Katsuki

 

bakudaddy: Fine whatever

 

todobaby: It doesn’t matter just drop it okay?

 

bakudaddy: Fucking fine don’t tell me then

 

todobaby: I just

                 Katsuki you

                 nevermind you’ll see soon anyway

 

bakudaddy: I just don’t see why you can’t tell me now, it doesn’t have to be in this shitty chat

 

todobaby: I don’t want to fucking talk about it

 

bakudaddy: Fine




Oof

 

BubblegumBitch: uhm,,,

 

plain jane: I’m sure they’ll be fine

 

ochahoe: he won’t even tell bakubinch

 

plain jane: that is concerning

 

Iidad: I’m sure everything will be fine! Please pay attention to class!

 

StaticShock: whatever dad




CLASS 1A

 

Iidad: Everything is not fine, I retract my statement.

 

nest: are you fucking kidding me

 

Gothbirb: a mad banquet of darkness

 

BubblegumBitch: Are you guys okay?

 

bakudaddy: considering he kidnapped me and grabbed me by my throat and dragged me through a portal and then kidnapped me again and helped steal my goddamn blood I could be fucking better

 

todobaby: considering he left me and my family and then turned into a villain and then proceeded to kidnap my boyfriend twice in front of me I could also be fucking better

 

plain jane: if you two ever need to talk,,,I’m here

 

bakudaddy: Lets fucking fight deku

 

plain jane: wh

                  Wait n o

 

bakudaddy: YOU FUCKING OFFERED

 

plain jane: NOT TO GET MORE BURNS KACCHAN

 

bakudaddy: fucking fine

 

Bill Nye: I can understand why they want to help but letting Dabi sit in on some of our classes where multiple students have bad and traumatic experiences regarding him is not the way to do things.

 

Chowder: We understand the concern of you students but we believe this will be beneficial in the long run. Touya will only be in a few classes to start and he will constantly be monitored he has proven to have the drive to break himself of being a villain. This is a new program we will be trying to rehab villains however Touya is our first test. If you have any more concerns please do let us know about them!

 

todobaby: I have a comment.

 

Chowder: Yes Todoroki what is it?

 

todobaby: fuck you

 

50shadesfreed: Todoroki we talked about this

 

todobaby: No, you told me what was happening and then sent me to class after seeing my brother for the first time in years outside of him being a villain. I didn't get to say anything so I’m saying it now. Fuck you

 

todobaby has left the chat!

 

Hayley Kiyoko: So why not just make an actual rehabilitation program?

 

Tsuboo: I’m sure there is somewhere else for him to do that.

 

Chowder: Prisons do offer rehab programs however we want to help as well.

 

bakudaddy has left the conversation!

 

Stop: I told you they would be against this

 

plain jane: I think that everyone has a chance to make their past right Principal, but I don’t think making students who are just recovering from traumatic experiences see the villain that played a huge part every day is right. Maybe he shouldn't be able to sit in just yet? Give it time. I don’t want to see the important people in my life upset.

 

Chowder: Thank you for telling us this Midoriya! We can revise things because we don’t want to make students uncomfortable. With the reaction from all of you, I see that it will have to be a very slow process.




Yuzuru Hanyu -> bakuhoe

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Want to go spar

 

bakuhoe: I really shouldn’t but goddamn I need to explode something

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: we can have a fight finally

 

bakuhoe: are you sure?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: No

                         Im sorry

                         For earlier

                         I just

                         I have to see him every day now and I’m just not ready to forget he left me and my mother and siblings to be subject to years of abuse. I shouldn’t blame him. It’s not his fault.

                         He got away because my father tried to put him through the same thing as me except he wasn’t valued like I was. He was probably treated worse and I’m just being selfish for not wanting to go through my life alone.

                           I just wanted my older brother

                           Now I’m just talking about myself when I was trying to apologize and trying to justify why I was a dick and I hate it and I’m sorry

 

bakuhoe: Do you want to go see the school therapist with me instead of fighting?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I don’t know

 

bakuhoe: we can go talk to the old lady and if you still wanna go blow off some steam we can

                I think what we both need to do is talk

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m sorry

 

bakuhoe: Shoto don’t apologize

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: No, I should have told you. You should have been prepared to see him too. I’m sorry

 

bakuhoe: When they kidnapped me he asked about you. I thought it was weird at the time because it was questions that sounded like he was actually curious about how you were. Of fucking course I didn’t tell him shit but it makes sense now.

                 But you don’t need to apologize, I should have respected your space or whatever fuck you know I’m bad at this

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: But you’re trying and I’m proud of you. You know I’m not the best at expressing things either.

                          I just don’t understand why Dabi did what he did. He became a villain and I don’t know why. I don’t know why he did any of this and it’s making me angry

                          I’m sorry

                          I’m sorry Im a mess and I have problems I can’t handle and I don’t deserve you or Hitoshi. You two try hard to get help and I just keep my feelings until they explode like this and I’m sorry

 

bakuhoe: where are you I’m coming to get ur ass and show you how much I love you and bringing Hitoshi with me

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: courtyard

Chapter Text

Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: I see you’re in “rehab”

 

True Hoe: I see you’re still a bitch

 

Turkey Leg: wow so original

 

True Hoe: oh get off your fucking high horse

 

Turkey Leg: what and stoop to your level? Not a fucking chance.

 

True Hoe: I know you’re still spying for the villains and I’ve let the school know

 

Turkey Leg: you’re a fucking idiot




Turkey Leg -> Stop

 

Turkey Leg: Dabi almost ruined my infiltration mission

 

Stop: and you’re telling me because?

 

Turkey Leg: Idk ur the only one that knows ab it and I’m Sad

 

Stop: what’s really bothering you

 

Turkey Leg: what? Why does something else have to be bothering me

 

Stop: well then I’m gonna go if you dont have anything else to talk about

 

Turkey Leg: ....

                    OKAY FINE

 

Stop: thought so, what is it?

 

Turkey Leg: why do I still like Touya?

 

Stop: what makes you think I can help with that?

 

Turkey Leg: You’ve been happily married for 12 years already and you’re the only one I can really go to regarding this

 

Stop: Listen I have my own problems to deal with right now

 

Turkey Leg: but I just don’t know why I still like him even though I hate him for lying

 

Stop: for lying or just leading you on?

 

Turkey Leg: what?

 

Stop: for lying about who he was or leading you on knowing you could never have a relationship like you wanted and giving you false hopes?

 

Turkey Leg: you’re saying I’m mad because he played my emotions for filth?

 

Stop: I don’t know what that means entirely but yes

 

Turkey Leg: o my fucking god you’re right

 

Stop: always am




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: why did you decide to go good

 

True Hoe: Because I did wrong by my brother and I’m realizing my mistakes. I was a dick

 

Turkey Leg: just because of your brother?

 

True Hoe: I wanna see if mom’s okay. If she got away from him

                The fuck are you asking these questions for

 

Turkey Leg: no reason

 

True Hoe: I thought you didn’t want to talk to me anymore

 

Turkey Leg: I realized why I was actually mad at you  

                   forget it

 

True Hoe: stop being weird just tell me if you have something to say

 

Turkey Leg: nevermind

 

True Hoe: whatever

 

Turkey Leg: so you’re serious about being good now?

 

True Hoe: I still think Stain was right about heroes, they should only be heroes if their true intent is to save and help. Horrible people like my father shouldn’t be able to be heroes but sometimes you have to stop sacrificing things you love for an ideology that will do nothing but keep changing

 

Turkey Leg: you still think stain was right in what he did?

 

True Hoe: I think that his idea was right. His methods weren’t, there were heroes who did try to help but he just killed them and at the time I was blinded by his resolve

                 I also realized that you can’t change how everyone thinks and treats other people. I’ve seen my brother basically get disowned because he had a weak quirk, the world is fucked and I’ve just decided that if I can make sure my family is safe then the world will be fine

 

Turkey Leg: That was deep man

 

True Hoe: really I type all that shit and my feelings out and that’s what u say

 

Turkey Leg: I was trying to break the tension did it work?

 

True Hoe: yeah I guess

 

Turkey Leg: good

 

 

 

Bass Boosted Screaming -> Albert Einstein

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: are you still mad at Shouta?

 

Albert Einstein: ...no

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: do you want me to add you back into the message?

 

Albert Einstein: yeah




I hate this fucking family

 

Bass Boosted Screaming added Albert Einstein to the conversation!

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: there we go!

 

Stop: Hitoshi

 

Albert Einstein: Aizawa

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: So Hitoshi how was your day

 

Albert Einstein: oh you know it was good and all especially with the villain who traumatized both my boyfriends there. Great day

 

Stop: I told them it was a bad idea

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: it’s true, he was really against it

 

Albert Einstein: yeah but he’s still here

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Hitoshi you know there’s nothing we can do about that...we tried already to have him rehabbed somewhere else

 

Albert Einstein: it’s just not fair to them

 

Stop: I know

 

Albert Einstein: I just have two boyfriends going to the school counselor for an impromptu visit after Katsuki dragged me to find a crying Shoto

 

Stop:




How hasn’t UA burned

 

Stop: okay I’m putting my foot down. I’ve had two students go to the school counselor because of Dabi being here. He doesn’t come near my class.

 

Chowder: That’s completely understandable! We’ve decided to slowly integrate him into the school since he’s a special case with being the son of the number 1 hero.

 

Stop: Fine but if he gets near my class I will not hesitate

 

50shadesfreed: hesitate with what

 

Stop: I won’t hesitate

 

kirbysucc: understandable

 

50shadesfreed: oh my

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: ?

 

50shadesfreed: Todoroki has asked to speak with Touya

Chapter Text

CLASS 1A

 

alpha daddy: Shouto hasn’t texted us or anything im getting a little worried

 

ochahoe: I’m sure he’s just fine!

 

plain jane: yeah!! He would tell you if something is wrong

 

alpha daddy: yeah I guess you’re right

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: wait here he comes

 

BubblegumBitch: is he wearing airpods????

 

StaticShock: HE FUCKFINDFN

                     “Hm, smells like BROKE in here.”

 

bakudaddy: OI FROG FACE COME GET UR GF SHE JUST TACKLED SHOUTO

 

Tsuboo: he deserves it for that meme

 

bakudaddy: ur right but I’m dating that idiot so

 

todobaby: the only reason I’m still glad to have ties back to En***** is bc I can still use his credit cards

 

Iidad: you are, as the kids say, “valid”

 

todobaby: thank you




Too r$ch

 

Ceiling fan: WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER ONE NIGHT

 

shroomqueen420: I second that yo

 

bakuhoe: no

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I think it’s a good idea

 

bakuhoe: ….fine

 

shroomqueen420: #whipped

 

bakuhoe: #single

 

shroomqueen420: damn there was no need to come for my life like that

 

bakuhoe: try me bitch

 

Ceiling fan: SO WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO GO THIS WEEKEND?

 

todobaby: sure

 

bakuhoe: fine

 

shroomqueen420: YEET

 

Ceiling fan: ALSO CAMIE I GOT US SOME SHRIMP FRIED RICE

 

shroomqueen420: Ur telin g me

                               That a sh

                               A shrimp fried this r eic

 

bakuhoe: o my fucking god i hate u so much




T H O T S

 

BubblegumBitch: squad din this weekend?

 

StaticShock: YES

 

bakuhoe: im going to get dinner with the shiketsu idiots and shouto

 

BubblegumBitch: damn

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: F but like can we have spaghetti?  

 

oneokrock: I’ll supply the noodz

 

BubblegumBitch: sext

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: sext

 

StaticShock: sext

 

bakuhoe: stop saying sext when someone messages shit

 

BubblegumBitch: consider this: no

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: tell him babe

 

StaticShock: seeing mina win an argument w blasty? Sext

 

bakuhoe: jesus christ

 

oneokrock: trying to sneak around the campus but Im dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting everyone

                    I

                    That was supposed to be to Izuku

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: bitch that sent me im go n e

 

BubblegumBitch: BITCH WHAT FUCKING CONVOS R U HAVING SKHDHKJSDH

 

oneokrock: STOP JUDGING ME YOUVE SAID WORSE

 

StaticShock: ANSWER THE QUESTION

 

oneokrock: uhm,,, dotn worry ab it?????

 

bakuhoe: no what the fuck r u sending

 

oneokrock: h

                   Well, we had originally been talking ab if we should sneak into the teachers lounge and yeah,,,

 

ScotchTapeExtraordniare: I hate that its impossible to hate you two

 

bakuhoe: no its not ur just a bitch

 

oneokrock: blasty u rly hate us???? ;(

 

bakuhoe: more than anything

 

BubblegumBitch: lov u too




CLASS 1A

 

ochahoe: IIDAS MAKIN MAC AND CHEESE FOR THE KIDS AGAIN

 

plain jane: WOOOO

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: now that’s a fucking sext if I’ve ever read one

 

Iidad: There is no sexting in this group chat!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: ur not even my real dad

 

ochahoe: gasp don’t talk to ur father like that

 

Tsuboo: yeah Sero you’ll hurt his feelings

 

Iidad: My feelings are not hurt as I am, in fact, not his real father

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: so ur saying I’m adOPTED

 

plain jane: we should have told you sooner we’re sorry

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: I cannot believe this

                                          I have to move to a remote part of Scandinavia now to truly find myself but before I do that I’ll weave baskets to get by but soon I’ll fall into the trap that is art and completely forget my objective and will never return home, my long lost sister will go look for me but it will be in vain as I’ve changed my name and how I look. I belong to the wind now

 

alpha daddy: that sounds oddly specific

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: don’t worry about it

 

alpha daddy: alright then

 

Hayley Kiyoko: wait guys watch this

                         I kissed her

 

bakuhoe: no

 

Hayley Kiyoko: It was one kiss and it meant absolutely nothing to me, I did such a stupid thing

 

bakuhoe: is she prettier than me?

 

Hayley Kiyoko: no!

 

bakuhoe: LIAR

 

Hayley Kiyoko: no ba-

 

bakuhoe: what am I supposed to do now huh? What the fuck am I supposed to do now? You’ve ruined everything!

 

Tsuboo: wow I hated that

 

alpha daddy: im taking away tik tok privileges

 

bakuhoe: I breathed

 

todobaby: u sinned



GOD SHAGGY

 

Albert Einstein: shouto are you okay though?

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I’m better than I thought I would be

 

bakuhoe: do u wanna talk about it

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: there's not much to share. We just talked, almost too comfortably after a few minutes

                         It was like I was actually talking to my brother it was...nice almost

                         We talked about why he left and there may be some burn marks and frozen pipes but after that, things calmed down and it was like Touya was really back

 

Albert Einstein: I’m glad that you finally got that closure shouto

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: thanks, I would prefer to keep what we talked about between us though. At least for now I just don’t want to talk about it

 

bakuhoe: alright then, we won’t

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I love you two

 

bakuhoe: love you too

 

Albert Einstein: Love you too Shouto




I hate this fucking family

 

Albert Einstein: so I’m not mad at u guys anymore

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Hitoshi!!!!

 

Stop: good

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: hows Todoroki

 

Albert Einstein: surprisingly well

 

Stop: that’s good

 

Albert Einstein: also I wanted to say sorry for getting mad in the first place, I should have listened to your reasoning more instead of letting my anger get the best of me

 

Stop: everyone could have handled it better

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I MISSED MY LOVING FAMILY

 

Albert Einstein: yeah yeah

 

Stop: u always miss us

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: I just have lots of love for you two

 

Stop: I know

 

Albert Einstein: I know

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: wow the genetics just JUMPED out

 

Stop: jesus

Chapter Text

T H O T S

 

BubblegumBitch: guys I bought us cookie decorating kits for Valentine’s Day!!!

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: so for like two days ago?

 

BubblegumBitch: yup!!

 

oneokrock: !!! Are they to make at squad dinner

 

BubblegumBitch: Eiji u know me so well

 

StaticShock: Awe But we makin them without Blasty ;(

 

bakuhoe: good

 

BubblegumBitch: we can make one for him dw dw

 

StaticShock: Fine I guess

 

StaticShock: wait is Shinbro going with you?

 

bakuhoe: no he said it wouldn’t be a true squad dinner if he went and said he would just take a nap

 

BubblegumBitch: we gotta invite Shin !!!!

 

StaticShock: on it






StaticShock -> Albert Einstein

 

StaticShock: bro

                      Bro

                      Br

                      O

 

Albert Einstein: ?

 

StaticShock: come eat squad dinner and decorate cookies w us

 

Albert Einstein: can I draw a dick on one of the cookies?

 

StaticShock: of course

 

Albert Einstein: aight im game




Too r$ch

 

shroomqueen420: r u guys almost hereeeeeee

 

bakuhoe: shut the fuck up

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: We just got off the train

 

Ceiling fan: WE ARE RIGHT OUTSIDE

 

bakuhoe: we know we can hear you talking from here

 

Ceiling fan: PERFECT YOU WONT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS FINDING US

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: Inasa you’re really tall it wouldn’t be a problem finding you anyway

 

Ceiling fan: AMAZING NOW YOU DEFINITELY CANT MISS US

 

bakuhoe: just dont fucking hug meakAJSHAJ




CLASS 1A

 

shroomqueen420: YALL LOOK

                                Sent 1 image

                                SQUADS BACK

 

alpha daddy: theres where my hoes went

 

ochahoe: damn shin u can’t even keep ur hoes straight how u gonna keep ur missions secret

 

alpha daddy: damn u right time to get it together

 

bakudaddy: u know where we went shut the fuck up

 

alpha daddy: let me pretend to be a dumbass g o d

 

bakuhoe: u are a dumbass

 

todobaby: you’re both dumbasses

 

plain jane: Todoroki you literally opened my door yesterday, dabbed, and left. Then today in the kitchen you fortnite danced at me

 

ochahoe: nah he wouldn’t do that

 

StaticShock: ok mido sure he did

 

todobaby: I don’t know what you’re talking about I went and returned your book and I just got water?

 

Iidad: See, he would not do those things!

 

Tsuboo: Todoroki is too stoic for that




Yuzuru Hanyu -> plain jane

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: :)

 

plain jane: you sick bastard

 

Yuzuru Hanyu: I do not know what you’re talking about

 

plain jane: one day I’ll catch you on camera...then you will regret




CLASS 1A

 

alpha daddy: hey do u think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

 

todobaby: you’re a hazard to society

 

bakudaddy: and a coward

                    Do 20

 

oneokrock: wow...need me a relationship like that omg

 

plain jane: Eijirou do you really want me to shove 20 marshmallows in my mouth

 

oneokrock: no please don’t do that babe you’ll choke

 

BubblegumBitch: not the first time probably

 

oneokrock: M IN A

 

BubblegumBitch: what? He’s definitely done the chubby bunny challenge before

 

oneokrock: god will remember your sins and when the time comes he will not be merciful

 

BubblegumBitch: wow the old emo phase JUMPED out

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: yall shut up and decorate these cookies

 

BubblegumBitch: can I just like,,,kiss u instead

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: denki will decorate our cookies

 

BubblegumBitch: nice

 

StaticShock: did,,,did y’all knOw that cranberries come from a CRANBERRY B O G

                       I would tell my partners but they’re too busy MAKING OUT

 

Tsuboo: I don’t know what to do with that information

 

alpha daddy: you’ll know when the time is right

 

Tsuboo: thnx wise sage

 

alpha daddy: np

 

StaticShock: Anyway

                      I put on this cookie icing that spells out I’m gay

 

alpha daddy: I drew a dick on one for my firecracker

 

bakudaddy: great, now go eat a dick

 

alpha daddy: W O W

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: (World Of Warcraft)

 

BubblegumBitch: you stopped making out w me to send that?

 

ScotchTapeExtraordinare: yea

 

BubblegumBitch: god I love you

 

todobaby: how Katsuki hasn’t punched Camie yet I don't know

 

shroomqueen420: wym

 

todobaby: you grabbed his chest and then your own and asked what his cup size was

 

ochahoe: HFKJAASDK

 

shroomqueen420: what he’s like the same size as me I was jus curious

 

bakuhoe: hey camie

 

shroomqueen420: yeah bae

 

bakuhoe: look up from your phone

 

shroomqueen420: lmao wha

 

todobaby: he just poured her drink over her food

 

shroomqueen420: bro y

 

bakuhoe: bc fuck you thats why

 

shroomqueen420: jokes on u im still gonna eat this soda soaked sandwich

 

G2: SOAKING YOUR FOOD IN COFFEE IS MORE EFFICIENT TIME WISE

 

Iidad: Mei!

 

G2: NEVERMIND I SAID NOTHING HI TENYA

 

Iidad: Mei we talked about sleep!

 

G2: I KNOW BUT INNOVATION WAITS FOR NO ONE

 

Iidad: I will let the teachers know about you sneaking into the workshop don’t think I won’t!

 

G2: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine I’ll sleep !!!

 

Iidad: good!

 

G2: come over though !!!!

 

Iidad: I will!

 

G2: !!!!!

 

StaticShock: yall wild




Turkey Leg -> True Hoe

 

Turkey Leg: how’s living w the constant watch

 

True Hoe: fucking awful

 

Turkey Leg: ok then hear me out

                     What if I convince them to let you go out with just me for the day

                     Like tomorrow ?

                     Just so you don’t go completely insane

 

True Hoe: Like a date?

 

Turkey Leg: pfffft whaaaaat???? A da a date ????

 

True Hoe: ….

                 If ur not gonna step the fuck up and admit it

 

Turkey Leg: yea yes yEs ok like a date

 

True Hoe: okay

 

Turkey Leg: H

                    aaA

                    Nice

 

True Hoe: wow cant believe the number two hero is such a dork

 

Turkey Leg: I have a repuTATION

 

True Hoe: hm I’m sure

 

Turkey Leg: It’s true

 

True Hoe: ok #2 I’ll see you tomorrow then




Two shots of vodka

 

50shadesfreed has added Turkey Leg to the conversation!

 

Stop: what is it this time

 

Turkey Leg: I’ve never been on an actual date and I have one tomorrow

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: WELL YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

 

Stop: good god

 

Turkey Leg: listen,,, I’ve had flings but never this shit ok

 

Stop: Touya?

 

Turkey Leg: yEA

 

50shadesfreed: WHAT

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: YOU FINALLY DID IT

 

Turkey Leg: I did surprisingly

 

Stop: so what the fuck do you want from us

 

Turkey Leg: well you’re all in relationships right

 

50shadesfreed: yes

 

Stop: no

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: Shouta :(((

 

Stop: yes I have been in a relationship of sorts for 15 years

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: >:(

 

Stop: FINE I have been in a loving marriage with my husband who I love for 12 years

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: :) <3

 

Turkey Leg: ANYWAY back to my gay panic

 

Stop: literally just talk to him

 

Turkey Leg: how

 

Stop: with your mouth

 

Turkey Leg: right okay got it

 

50shadesfreed: good luck!!!!

 

Turkey Leg: I’m going to need it

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: you'll be fine!

 

Turkey Leg: okay maybe I can do it

 

Stop: do you doubt yourself like this on missions?

 

Turkey Leg: of course not

 

Stop: Then you shouldn’t be doubting yourself now

 

Turkey Leg: you’re right

                    Okay this date is gonna go well, Imma make sure of it

 

Bass Boosted Screaming: THATS THE SPIRIT