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Back when they had first met- when Mozart had first lost a drinking contest to Tchaikovsky, they made a bet. If Tchaikovsky were to lose a drinking contest before they graduated, he would have to wear a skirt to class for an entire day.

Tchaikovsky obviously believed he would never lose, so he agreed.

But then Shostakovich joined class S. And it turned out that Tchaikovsky could be out drunk only by another Russian.

Mozart sighed. Trust Tchaikovsky to actually look good in a skirt…

And as the organiser of the contest, he’d had to pay for all that alcohol…...