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AN: Special praise christ (bc im mormon) 2 my best friend arnold 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Heavenly father ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! JESUS ROX!

hi my name is elder kevin price and i have short blonde hair that is precise and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and people tell me i look like joseph smith (an: if u don't know who he is get da heck out of here!) I'm not related to thomas monson but i wish i was because he was a super mormon. im a mormon and i proselytise at a village in uganda now that I'm 19. im a missionary (in case you couldn't tell) and wear temple garments with my uniform. today my shirt was clean and pressed and i also wore black pants, black shoes, and a black tie. i was walking around the village. it was sunny and hot so there was no rain which i was very happy about. a lot of ugandans stared at me. i held up my book of mormon at them.

"hey elder!" shouted a voice. i looked up. it was... elder mckinley!

“What’s up elder?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard the elders call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me praise christ!