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Johnny needs help from someone, not a supernatural someone. He needs a detective, and a human one at that. He finds the best detective in the western world, who subsequently throws Johnny out of his house and while doing so finds time to inform him that all the lamps have been nailed down. The detective sends him to Drayton Trench, who may not be the best detective but is certainly in Johnny’s price range. The guy who answers the door yells “Zombie” and shouts for Drayton. Johnny wonders why he jumped to zombie, instead of drunk and explains the case.