ConcernedMum42: Hello, is this how I talk to an agony aunt?
AuntieMoth: No, my username is just this because I wanted it to be!
AuntieMoth: Yes this is how to get some advice for your stupid life.
ConcernedMum42: It’s about my son
AuntieMoth: He can’t be worse than mine
ConcernedMum42: I’m scared to let him do all the things he wants to
ConcernedMum42: What if he gets caught up in a bad crowd?
AuntieMoth: Trust me on this one, let your son do whatever he wants
AuntieMoth: If you don’t, he might form an alter ego and run around the city at night in a really tight leather cat costume!!!
ConcernedMum42: Oddly specific?
AuntieMoth: It can happen!!
ConcernedMum42: I’m going to go now...
AuntieMoth: Beware the puns!
AuntieMoth: THE PUNS!!!!
*Dedicated to my friend who broke her arm today (piggybacking is dangerous)*
SendHelp99: Ah this is so embarrassing!
AuntieLuck: Is it?
AuntieLuck: We’re just talking
SendHelp99: Not this!
SendHelp99: I mean what just happened!!
AuntieLuck: Well what happened then?
SendHelp99: I left a voicemail by accident
SendHelp99: To my crush!!!!
AuntieLuck: Oh I did that once
SendHelp99: You did?
AuntieLuck: Yes, just steal his phone
SendHelp99: Isn’t that... ILLEGAL!?!
AuntieLuck:No you can give it back after you delete the message!
SendHelp99: How do I get the phone in the first place??
AuntieLuck: Use the timetable you have of him to see where he is
SendHelp99: I don’t have one
SendHelp99: Isn’t that... stalkerish?
AuntieLuck: You have much to learn young Padawan
AuntieLuck: Come back when you have reached the next level of having a crush
SendHelp99: No I need help now!
-AuntieLuck ended the conversation-
NextBigThing03: I need help
AuntieWifi: What is it?
NextBigThing03: I think I have discovered someone’s secret!
NextBigThing: But I don’t have enough proof!
AuntieWifi: Oh there’s a simple solution to that!
NextBigThing: There is?
AuntieWifi: Look through the persons window to see if you were right
NextBigThing03: Wait what??
AuntieWifi: Then as soon as you get a smidgen of debatable proof that only you saw the problem is solved!
NextBigThing03: I don’t think it is...
NextBigThing03: 1. What if they still don’t believe me? 2. That’s a really creepy thing to do!!
AuntieWifi: If they don’t believe you get akumatised!
NextBigThing03: How did you get this job!?!
AuntieWifi: I have a camera :)
Take the last sentence whatever way you want.
If you have any more ideas for this then feel free to say, I’m open to suggestions.
Thanks for reading! :)
Chapter 4: Auntie Chat
Chapter by TheDreamingCat42
It’s Adrien’s turn!
CoolPerson22: So there is this girl that I know
AuntieChat: Oh wow you’re just starting straight away.
CoolPerson22: Aren’t I meant to?
AuntieChat: BECAUSE I NEED PROPER SOCIALISING!!!
CoolPerson22: Dude, chill.
AuntieChat: We need to say hello to each other first!
CoolPerson22: Ok then.
AuntieChat: Hello friend!!
AuntieChat: So... you were saying?
CoolPerson22: So there is this girl and I thought we were friends but she always acts weird around me.
CoolPerson22: I think she hates me!
AuntieChat: I know what you should do.
CoolPerson22: You do? Oh thank you!
AuntieChat: Dress up in a really tight leather cat suit pretending you’re a different person and visit her at night through the window.
CoolPerson22: You need serious help.
AuntieMoth: Oh no.
AuntieChat: Someone said I needed serious help today!
AuntieMoth: You do!!
AuntieChat: But you are the one dressed up in a silly suit and sits in a room of butterflies trying to steal some magic jewellery!
Thank you to everyone who left kudos and a comment, I’m really glad you enjoyed it and I hope you enjoyed this chapter too!
Remember if you want to see a particular piece of bad advice from the show then just comment it and I’ll write it in.
Thank you! :)
Chapter 5: Auntie Stinger
Prompt from WilhelmAres (hence them being co-creator) that inspired this Chapter:
‘AuntieStinger, a design competition is coming up at school, and I wanna win. But I don't have "design talent" or "intellectual integrity". What do I do?’
FashionQueen124: There is this design competition coming up at school and I want to win
AuntieStinger: ...so what’s the problem?
FashionQueen124: I’m not that great at designing stuff.
AuntieStinger: So you have no talent?
AuntieStinger: I have loads of it, I’m practically bursting at the seams!
FashionQueen124: What should I do then??
AuntieStinger: Oh no way, you don’t want to waste your time like that!
FashionQueen124: Isn’t that how to get better at things though?
AuntieStinger: Why do work when others can for you!?!
FashionQueen124: That doesn’t seem right.
AuntieStinger: Is there anyone in your class that can actually design (like moi)
FashionQueen124: Yes there is this one person, they’re great, I’d love to be as good as them some day.
AuntieStinger: Well borrow one of their designs
FashionQueen124: Wait you mean like stealing?
FashionQueen124: But it’s their work, they probably worked really hard on it!
AuntieStinger: And then what you have to do is get someone to make it for you
FashionQueen124: I can probably make it myself, I have a sewing machine and... google.
AuntieStinger: Why would you want to do that.
FashionQueen124: This all seems really wrong...
FashionQueen124: It’s someone else’s work!
AuntieStinger: As long as no one knows it will be fine!
FashionQueen124: What if they have a signature on it or something??
AuntieStinger: They would never do that!
-AuntieLuck joined the group-
Sorry that this chapter was accidentally but not permanently taken down for a couple minutes, I’ve restored it now but sorry for any confusion.
Feel free to comment any prompts of your own :)
Chapter 6: AuntieFox
Chapter by TheDreamingCat42
Lila’s here with some bad advice of her own!
Based of the prompt
‘Auntie Fox, is there anyway to get popular quick?‘
Sorry it took so long for me to get this up but it’s finally here!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
NewGirl123: So I’ve just joined a new school
AuntieFox: Oh I have to go to new schools aaaalll the time because I travel so much.
NewGirl123: Wow really?
NewGirl123: I’ve only moved schools once (this time)
AuntieFox: So what’s the problem?
AuntieFox: I’m busy trying to woo Adrien so let’s hurry this up.
NewGirl123: I just wanted to know how to make friends quickly
AuntieFox: You want to be popular like moi?
NewGirl123: No that’s not what I meant at all!
AuntieFox: Yes it is.
AuntieFox: It’s very simple, all you have to do is lie.
NewGirl123: Isn’t lying wrong?
AuntieFox: No of course not!
NewGirl123: What if they find out that I lied about everything?????
AuntieFox: Move to another school.
AuntieFox: Travel the world like I do on my first class amazing massive cruise boat and go to exotic places to star in movies!
NewGirl123: Are you lying?
I changed it so that it would say it’s dedicated to prompt givers than also written by them. However I couldn’t actually change it saying that WilhelmAres wrote it too but that doesn’t really matter. If you have any advice on how I should format it and if I should have them as co creators or not then please say. I’m new to prompts and I don’t really know what I’m doing. Thanks!
If you enjoyed this then feel free to leave a prompt, a comment or kudos :)