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"Okay," said Eleanor, thrusting a bucket into Chidi's hands, "just knock on the door and yell trick or treat."

"Trick... or treat?" he repeated, slowly.

"Yeah, man."

Chidi stared at her. "But do I choose trick, or do I choose treat?"

"No, no, you say trick or treat, and then they choose. It's a question."

"But is it moral for me to pose the question?"

"Dude, it's halloween, not an ethical dilemma."

"Everything's a dilemma!" Chidi moaned. "I'm getting a stomachache."

Eleanor patted him on the back. "Jeez, buddy. That isn't supposed to happen 'til you eat all the candy."