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“Alright Jeffy I'm going to the store! I'll be back in about 15 minutes! Don't do anything stupid ok?”


Oh for fucks sake Mario! You know he will anyway!


Jeffy was on his computer, looking at music videos until he stumbled across the well known Lady Gaga song, Judas


“Judas? Who's dat” He asked himself, he clicked on the music video and listened….


After the song was over Jeffy's brain invented a new idea


(Cut to a minute later)


Ohohohoh! I’m in love with Judas! Jud-a-as!

Ohohohoh! I’m in love with Judas! Jud-a-as!


Jeffy started to dance “I don't understand what the lyrics mean but who gives a shit!” He exclaimed happily


He began to sing “When he comes to me I am ready! I’ll wash his feet with my hair if he needs!” He started to stumble on his words “Forgive him when his tongue lies through his bleh! Even after times he betree meh!”


His singing and dancing still went on “I’ll bring him down, bring him down, down!”


He stopped singing and began to break and tap dance, Michael Rosen was there (for some odd reason) rocking out with his rainbow plum keyboard


“I’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby! I'm memeh-SHIT!” He stumbled on his words again


Jeffy turned around at the sound of his door opening, standing at the door was Squidward, with his bloody and hyper-realistic eyes


“Swish Swish?” He said


I couldn’t love a man so purely!
Even prophets forgave his crooked way!


“Can I haz Red Mist?” He said again


“Lol nope!” Jeffy said


“Is gucci” Squidward replied “Tit Job Specialist farts them!” Tit Job appeared out of nowhere and let one rip, then Red Mist surrounded the room


Jeffy went up to him and whispered in his ear “Fuck your Red Mist bitch!”


Squidward went from being happy to absolutely furious “DIS IS OUTRAGE!” He shouted “I banish you with curse!” Then a hideous Cartman/Shrek morph appeared and shouted “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP!?”


In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind!


Jeffy got out his knife and flinged it at Shrekman, killing it instantly


Michael shouted “Nice shot!” He gave Jeffy a thumbs up


Squidward set himself on fire in defeat “Not my baby!” Then the whole house was set on fire and everything and everyone was dead (Except Jeffy and Michael Rosen)


(Cut to reality)


“Mario! MARIO WAKE UP!” Mario woke up to Rosalina's shouting, he was a sweaty mess, not just on him but the couch too, he saw Rosalina standing above him


“What happened?” He asked all stuffy


“You were having a nightmare!” Rosalina informed him


Mario, out of fear, went up to Jeffy's room, only to see him do his everyday activity, spanking his diaper, he sighed in relief and went back downstairs


Rosalina wondered “I couldn't help but ask, but what was the nightmare about?”


“It was awful! Jeffy was dancing and singing this song with someone then Squidward, A man in a schoolgirl outfit and Shrek appeared and Squidward set himself on fire and the whole house burned down!” Mario said “I'm actually worried it might really happen!”


“It was just a nightmare, you have to worry about that happening!” Rosalina assured him, meanwhile Jeffy overheard their conversation


“Thanks baby, your right…” Mario replied from downstairs, Jeffy got up from his chair and went to his computer “I wonder what music is on here?” He asked himself


Little did he know Squidward was outside…...plotting his revenge…..


But it was actually “Nah it's just me Nigga!” and ran off laughing