[Garnet has gotten a sneeze bomb.]
Garnet: A sneeze bomb. Just what I've always wanted.
[The sneeze bomb sniffles, then Ruby's voice is heard.]
Ruby: Never fear! Ruby is here!
[Ruby is standing on top of a hill. She tries to jump down, but tumbles to the ground and we hear a crash as she screams. Sapphie arrives just as Ruby gets up and lifts up her stomach, revealing a belt with switches and buttons on it. She presses a button, causing a sneeze-bomb-catcher, which is actually a bell, to come out and trap Garnet under itself.]
Garnet: Hey! What are you trying to do?!
[The sneeze bomb explodes under the sneeze-bomb-catcher, which suddenly shakes. Due to the effects of the bomb, Garnet begins to inhale to sneeze.]
Garnet: Heeeeeeeh... HAAAAAAAAAAH...
[Sapphie realizes what is about to happen and runs away from the scene, while Ruby, completely clueless, stays where she is. The sneeze-bomb-catcher suddenly gets smaller, and when Ruby tries to inspect it...]
Garnet: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
[The screen shakes as Garnet releases a huge sneeze, which blows the sneeze-bomb-catcher away, revealing a crater - which Garnet is inside of - where it was, and knocks Ruby off-camera. Then the crater shakes as Garnet sneezes three more times.]
Garnet: HAH-CHEEEEEEEEEW!! AH-CHYEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!! AAAAAAAH... CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!
[Ruby and Sapphie cautiously return to the scene to investigate the crater, but right when they get close enough...]
[Garnet sneezes again, causing Ruby and Sapphie to cringe. Sapphie decides to help Garnet out of the crater.]
Sapphie: I'll help you, Garnet.
[Garnet nearly gets pulled out, but sneezes again.]
[Ruby plugs her ears to keep from hearing the sneeze. Then Garnet rubs her nose on her paw and looks at her in irritation.]
Ruby: [trying to be innocent] I guess my sneeze-bomb-catcher went a... little off-course.
Garnet: [sneezes again] AH-CHIYOOOO! A little off-course?! Are you a... [sneezes again] HAH-CHYOO! [rubs her nose] ...schmo or what?