Darcy was just dozing off to the sound of the theme song playing at the end of the Great British Baking Show Season 2, Episode 4, when she was mercilessly and unexpectedly attacked.
She opened her eyes, wide and incredulous at the daring boldness of the person sitting calmly next to her on the couch.
"Are you... asking for a CHALLENGE?!" she demanded.
"I don't know what you're talking about," her companion replied, looking convincingly innocent.
Darcy clutched the pillow that had been the destroyer of her peace and narrowed her eyes. "I'm watching you," she warned, and pretended to close her eyes.
The attack came, as she anticipated, but not from the direction she assumed it would. Instead of being swung at the end of the arm of the instigator, it hovered into the air, lifted with sparkly red magic from the chair on the other side of the room, and bashed into her face, knocking her head back into the couch.
Darcy grinned and pushed herself half off the couch, turning to brace a knee on it and aiming a look of vengeance on the girl beside her, who was struggling to contain her mirth.
"Oh," Darcy said, brandishing the pillow at Wanda. "It's on, now."