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cawcaw: so im with mia

MrSuave: ????

cawcaw: and i just told her about us

MrSuave: anyare

MrSuave: whatd she say

ironMap: galit siya?

cawcaw: she told me to warn salle that she’d cut him into pieces if he hurts me

cawcaw: her exact words were

cawcaw: “i’ll make sure that he’ll never be able to stick it in anything once i’m done with him”

MrSuave: what bat ako lang pano si map

MrSuave: D: my family jewels

cawcaw: “anong bakit siya lang? Eh he’s the biggest fuckboy i know”

MrSuave: i dont know whether i should take that as a compliment or no

cawcaw: “the day i die will be the day that i finally compliment salle”

MrSuave: wow ah

MrSuave: hard pass

cawcaw: “ill cut him if he hurts Don as well”

MrSuave: mappy defend me from mia shes being mean >:(

ironMap: i dont like fighting losing battles

ironMap: and im pretty sure you’re not supposed to fight the person willing to defend u

MrSuave: is it pick on salle day today

cawcaw: that’s everyday, love

MrSuave: >:(


MrSuave: SEND HELP CESS WALKED IN ON ME AND MAP

MrSuave: YUNG KAMAY KO NASA LOOB NG PANTALON NI DON

MrSuave: WE WERE MAKING OUT

MrSuave: ANDW ERE VERY CLOSE TO BONING

ironMap: magkasama tayo bakit ka pa nagmemessage dito

MrSuave: wow sorry for wanting to include our significant other

cawcaw: tell cess i said sorry that her brother’s a horndog

MrSuave: why are you calling me a corndog what

ironMap: I

cawcaw: im changing my locks and not giving you a spare key

MrSuave: wAIT IM SORRY MALI BASA KO

cawcaw: only Don’s allowed in my condo now

MrSuave: neo babe mahal please

cawcaw: no

ironMap: L

MrSuave: MAPPY YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE

ironMap: im not taking your side when your hand is still down my pants

cawcaw: what the fuck

MrSuave: will you switch over when i pull it out

MrSuave: your dingledong

MrSuave: your godzilla

MrSuave: the hotdog to my bun

ironMap: pupunta ako sa condo ni neo at hindi ka namin pagbubuksan

MrSuave: D:

MrSuave: SORRY NA

MrSuave: I WAS JOKING

MrSuave: MAP DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME

cawcaw: i leave to get a drink and come back to this

 


ironMap: neo passed out on their desk

ironMap: they’re so beautiful

ironMap: mahal ko siya

MrSuave: ???

MrSuave: why are you at neo’s diba may klase ka today

ironMap: wala akong klase wala yung prof

ironMap: dapat tutulungan ko siya magreview for their exam

ironMap: kasi tinanong niya ko kung pwede ko ba raw siyang tulungan kaya pumunta ako

ironMap: pero tulog siya

MrSuave: if you dont send me pictures of their godly face im breaking up with you

ironMap: i dont think you’re in the position to be threatening us

MrSuave: wow rude

ironMap: on another note

ironMap: how many do you want i have over 100 right now and still counting

MrSuave: give me everything and ill touch your dingdong

ironMap: wag na

ironMap: hindi pwede makita ng tulad mo yung mga litrato ni neo

MrSuave: D:

MrSuave: map pls

 


cawcaw: while i understand that you guys like seeing me sleep

cawcaw: no matter how weird it is you creeps

cawcaw: you could’ve at least woken me up after you took all those pictures

cawcaw: all that time spent sleeping could’ve been used to study my notes

ironMap: pagod ka though

cawcaw: well yeah i haven’t been getting much sleep but i really need to ace my exam and i’m losing time delegated for studying as we speak

cawcaw: did you leave na?

ironMap: thats why i let you sleep, kailangan mo ng tulog

ironMap: nasa mcdo kami babalik din agad

cawcaw: still at katip right?

ironMap: yeah

cawcaw: buy me coffee at starbucks?

ironMap: sure

cawcaw: c:

cawcaw: thanks love you

ironMap: love you tulog ka muna uli gisingin ka nalang namin pagbalik


MrSuave: wtf that conversation was softer than marshmallow

MrSuave: why cant you do that in front of me

ironMap: again why are you messaging this chat when we’re with you

ironMap: in the very same room

MrSuave: youre doing it too

ironMap: I

MrSuave: :P


ironMap: Happy Birthday, mahal

MrSuave: WOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE

MrSuave: I WISH THAT WERE SPENDING IT WITH YOU

ironMap: we can do it when they get back from their trip tho

MrSuave: but it wont be their birthday anymore

ironMap: that means nothing

MrSuave: it does!! IT WONT BE THEIR BIRTHDAY ANYMORE

ironMap: why is that stopping you??

cawcaw: thank you loves <3

cawcaw: we can meetup when i get back! I miss you two

MrSuave: NEO WHY ARE YOU AWAKE ISNT IT NIGHT TIME THERE

cawcaw: the alert woke me up but it’s fine. It was nice seeing your messages

ironMap: tulog ka na para di ka pagod pag lumabas kayo bukas

ironMap: naistorbo ka pa tuloy namin

cawcaw: okay lang! I don’t mind, really. I wish I was spending my birthday with you two instead

cawcaw: next year okay?

ironMap: definitely

ironMap: tulog ka na, nandito parin naman kami pagkagising mo

MrSuave: what he said babe

MrSuave: well vid call when youre free

MrSuave: miss you love you

cawcaw: love you two

cawcaw: i’ll see you soon


MrSuave: they should make distance bracelets for poly relationships

MrSuave: bc what if you have a boyfriend and an s/o?

MrSuave: edi masasayang yung isa

MrSuave: and parehas yung kulay nung sa dalawa

MrSuave: bad design tsk tsk

cawcaw: ?

MrSuave: NEO

MrSuave: since it was your birthday pili ka ng kulay

MrSuave: dominantly white or dominantly black

cawcaw: pick for me nalang

cawcaw: or send me a pic so i can see?

cawcaw: i have to go we’re going out to eat so i might have to put my phone on silent because my uncle doesn’t like us using our phones while eating

MrSuave: ok ok love you!!


MrSuave: map!! Anong kulay gusto mo

MrSuave: black yung kay neo

MrSuave: gusto mo kapartner ako o si neo

ironMap: ano

MrSuave: yung sa bracelet!! I bought two pairs pero there’s no other color aside from black and white kaya pili ka nalang

ironMap: ahh black nalang

MrSuave: D: ayaw mo kong kapartner?

ironMap: edi white

MrSuave: pero si Neo D:

ironMap: ayoko na

MrSuave: JOKE LANG

MrSuave: di ka naman mabiro

MrSuave: kelan ka free kain tayo para mabigay ko narin yung bracelet

ironMap: di natin hihintayin si Neo?

MrSuave: pag hinintay natin siya magugutom tayo ng sobra

ironMap:

MrSuave: AY

MrSuave: yung bracelet right

MrSuave: i got that

MrSuave: sige i wont give it muna pero labas parin tayo

MrSuave: map??

MrSuave: hello??


cawcaw: i think you guys are sleeping na but i wanted to tell you that i love you

cawcaw: see you in a few days loves

ironMap: see you mahal

cawcaw: !!!

cawcaw: go to sleep na don. I know it’s late

ironMap: love you good night

ironMap: tulog ka na ata salle pero i love you

cawcaw: me too!

cawcaw: love you salle <3