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Black Rottweiler : Time for a change.

Black Rottweiler has changed his nickname to Black Panther.

Golden Retriever : Oh

Golden Retriever has changed his nickname to Captain.

Captain : Language.

Black Panther : Lmao

Red Setter : ………………

Red Setter has changed his nickname to The Flash.

The Flash : hah losers

Black Panther : Be right back.

The Flash : dude did you just

The Flash : type out brb???

BEYOND REPENTANCE : uhhhhhhhhhh

BEYOND REPENTANCE : can i get back my access to change my nickname?

Captain : Done.

BEYOND REPENTANCE : !!!!

BEYOND REPENTANCE : ZHAN XI XI YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!

BEYOND REPENTANCE : UWU

BEYOND REPENTANCE has changed his nickname to Quicksilver.

Captain : He died, ya know.

Quicksilver : bUT HIS HAIR IS WHITE!!!

Quicksilver : oh wait

Quicksilver : i got a better one

Quicksilver has changed his nickname to ELiZaBeth.

ELiZaBeth : there. all done

Captain : Don’t tell me that this Elizabeth is from an anime with a hella twisted timeline and plot and characters.

ELiZaBeth : it is iNDEED that elizabeth!

Captain : ………

ELiZaBeth : listen

ELiZaBeth : i had this nickname in pubg

ELiZaBeth : and there was this dud i met who share a matching one

ELiZaBeth : heck his QQ nickname is the same

ELiZaBeth : wait lemme share

ELiZaBeth has added Gintama into the group chat.

Gintama : huh

ELiZaBeth : oh shit

ELiZaBeth : added him

Gintama : zhan xi xi?

Captain : …

Gintama : yooo, you’re the zhan zheng xi from our school

ELiZaBeth : how didja know???

Gintama : judging by the way you type you have to be jian yi

Black Panther : Wow who added the snake into our group chat?

Gintama : he tian

Black Panther : She Li. Yes I know who you are.

Gintama has been removed from the group chat.

Black Panther : Jian Yi.

ELiZaBeth : iM SORRY I NEVER KNEW IT WAS HIM AND I DID NOT DO ANYTHING ON PURPOSE!!!!!

Black Panther : Cap how do you deal with him on a daily basis.

Captain : It’s like dealing with Peter Quill.

ELiZaBeth : thanks for the idea

ELiZaBeth has changed his nickname to Star Lord.

Star Lord : tHE BEST!!!

Black Panther : Mo Guan Shan.

The Flash has changed his nickname to Iron Man.

Iron Man : fuck you

Black Panther : Sounds like a plan.

Iron Man : i take that back

Black Panther : Not happening.

Star Lord : lmaoooooooooo

Star Lord : no wait

Star Lord : imagine if He Tian’s brother joined in

Star Lord : what do you think would his nickname be????

Captain : He’d probably be the Real Black Panther™.

Star Lord : and He Tian would be?

Star Lord : shuri?

Star Lord : okoye?

Black Panther : Can you shut up?

Star Lord : nEVERRRRRRR

Star Lord has been removed from the group chat.

Black Panther : Better.

Captain : What a terrifying guy you are.

Black Panther : Heh.