"I don't know what you're doing," Khadgar said to the tentacles undressing him, "but I demand you stop."
He didn't know what he was doing either. This thing didn't even have ears.
"This is not what I summoned you for," he added, as one tentacle nudged curiously at his asshole.
It paid no attention.
"Fine, carry on," Khadgar said, struggling to break free, "that's only my dick."
The tentacle around it gripped harder.
"Just let me go and - mmph." One particularly determined tentacle forced its way into his mouth and down his throat.
Perhaps it could hear him after all.