12 October 1969
One second, Alfred Pennyworth was unconscious and asleep, on the Fourth Floor of St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, London.
The next second, the last remnants of the Dreamless Sleep Potion left his system and he shot up from his bed and gasped for air, light brown eyes wide open.
Quickly, he slowed down his breathing and began to organise his thoughts, and remember the events that led to him ending up here:
He had been investigating a Muggle house in Cornwall that had just been attacked by wizards. Although Alfred was in the Auror Office's Foreign Enemies Division (set up in 1946 by then-Head of the DMLE Justin Pilliwickle), he and Alastor Moody had volunteered to go to Cornwall of his own volition-it had been three months since he had assigned a case, and he had felt himself dying of boredom.
When he arrived in Cornwall, the house was ablaze, and there was a greenish shape in the sky above it that looked similar to a snake coming out of a skull's mouth.
He regretted looking up at it, as it had meant that he had foolishly put his guard down and given one of the perpetrators of this heinous crime the opportunity to send a Cutting Curse in his direction. Not only that, but they had all gotten away-he had heard the tell-tale cracking sounds of a wizard Apparating before he had lost consciousness from blood loss.
Keeping himself up with his forearms, Alfred looked down to the end of his bed and sighed exasperatedly. There should have been two feet, but thanks to the Cutting Curse, there was only one. To be exact, it was his right leg from the knee down that was missing.
Looking around the mostly empty ward, he could see there were five Healers attending to different patients, one occupied bed with the sheet over the head, and a sixth Healer talking to three men standing near the door. Alfred recognised all three of the men immediately.
The first man had black hair neatly parted, a black toothbrush moustache, was in his late-30s and was wearing a black pinstriped three-piece suit and tie with a grey Homburg and dark green Inverness cape with indigo lining. This was Bartemius Crouch, the Deputy-Director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.
The second man was Alastor Moody, who was taller than Crouch and with a stronger build, with long reddish hair and was a few years younger than Crouch. He wore a brown leather overcoat over the Auror uniform, black leather fingerless gloves and old British Army combat boots from the 1940s that had been purchased from a Muggle military surplus.
The third man, a tall thin man with long tawny-coloured hair around the same age as Alfred, was wearing the same uniform as Moody, only he had a black Mac over his uniform. He caught Alfred's eye and nodded. Alfred nodded back. This third man, Rufus Scrimgeour, was the current Deputy-Head of the Auror Office, as of January 1969, when Moody had turned down the offer, not wanting to spend less time in the field, and the former Deputy-Head had retired after 44 years of service.
A Healer walked over to Alfred's bed, clipboard in hand. "It's good to see you're awake now," she said in a calm voice as he propped his pillow up and lay, relaxed on it. "You have visitors."
Alfred watched as the three men now began walking over to his bed, concern etched on Moody's face, while Crouch wore an impassive expression.
"Well, how are you?" asked Moody in a gruff voice.
Alfred shrugged, glancing at the calendar. "Since it's been three days, I'd say legless," he replied dryly, causing Moody to chuckle and Scrimgeour to roll his eyes.
Crouch, on the other hand, was still wearing the impassive look. "The wizard who sent the Cutting Curse at you, Auror Pennyworth-what did he look like?" he asked.
Alfred furrowed his eyebrows. "You mean you haven't asked Moody yet?" he asked back.
Crouch's eyes narrowed at this response. "I have," he replied stiffly. "But I would very much like to hear what you saw."
"Moody," asked Alfred with some innocence, turning to the gruff Auror looking at a glass of water, "am I in a position to answer his questions?"
Moody said nothing, but gestured with a simple tilt of his head.
"Don't avoid my questions, Pennyworth, or I'll have you sent to the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office," Crouch warned.
Sighing, with the knowledge that he would not be able to sway his boss, Alfred swiped the glass from Moody and drank its contents down in one gulp.
"All I can tell you is that he was tall-around 6 foot 3 inches, thin, and unlike the other two, he was not wearing a mask," Alfred detailed. "His hood was up, his face looked like someone had shone a lamp in front of a wax figure for a few hours, and he had black hair, horribly cut-or maybe his hair was thinning badly. I've been out cold for a few days, so I may have some things muddled up." "That's quite similar to what Auror Moody told me," Crouch replied in his no-nonsense tone.
"Why are you taking this much involvement, sir?" asked Alfred curiously. "As far as I know, a Muggle home being burned to the ground by wizards with presumably all residents killed should involve the Aurors alone."
"This is the first truly serious attack in over twenty years on Muggles by wizards," Crouch responded, "and the Minister has shown some concern over this. She's wondering if this may be connected to the sudden departure of her predecessor from his position last year, and the attempted murder of a Wizengamot member who supported the Squib Rights marches last year."
"Ah," was all Alfred could reply with as Crouch turned around to walk out the door. Taking in another deep breath, he then asked slowly, "Is there anything else that I ought to be told, sir?"
Crouch stopped. He exhaled and he turned around to face Alfred.
"Due to the severity of your injury, I am afraid that you no longer permitted to engage in fieldwork," he stated simply, before exiting the ward.
AN: This is a Harry Potter/Batman AU idea that has been floating around in my mind for quite some time, and around August 2016 I decided that I would finally stop procrastinating and start writing it down. This, at long last, is the first chapter, after God-knows how many rewrites, drafts, concepts and ideas.
Chapter 2: Recovery Time
13 October 1969
Alfred took another step, wincing slightly. His new prosthetic leg would take some time to get used to, and even though he knew that it probably would not be enough for him to convince Crouch to let him back out into the field, he was pleased that he could now walk again.
He heard a knock on the door. He stopped walking in the same circle, and headed for the door to open it.
It was Moody, now wearing a peaked cap and appearing to have borrowed Scrimgeour’s Mac.
“Am I allowed in?” he asked in his gruff manner. Alfred nodded, and stepped back to allow Moody to enter.
“Will we be heard in here?” asked Moody as he closed the door.
Alfred shook his head. “No. I placed a Silencing Charm on the door to keep us from being disturbed.”
“I see,” replied Moody, before looking at Alfred’s prosthetic leg. “How is it?” he asked.
“It’s alright,” answered Alfred. “It’s made of wood, and the joints are aluminium.”
“Aluminium, as in like that damn Christmas tree Septimus has?” asked Moody. Alfred nodded.
“All the same,” continued Moody, “I don’t think I’d like one of my own.”
This provoked a chuckle from Alfred, who replied with “At the very least, once the Healers are done with it, it’ll be harder for a spell to knock it down.”
“What about a Killing Curse?” Moody inquired sceptically.
Alfred furrowed his eyebrows in wonder. “That does sound interesting-maybe we ought to ask the Unspeakables to do a test on whether a Killing Curse hitting a prosthetic leg would kill the owner.”
“The Killing Curse has been around for centuries-you’d think people would have an answer by now,” Moody stated dryly. “But we’re not here to talk about potential Unspeakable business, are we?”
Alfred shook his head. “No, we are not.”
“So, why’d you ask me to visit?” asked Moody.
Licking his lips, Alfred sighed. “I’m thinking of handing in my resignation the moment I get out of here.”
“What?” Moody asked incredulously. “Why?”
“I’ve been an Auror for the past 10 years, Moody,” Alfred explained, “8 of them spent in the FED. And now, thanks to my loss of limb and Crouch, I’m no longer permitted to get out of the office. I’d rather not waste my talents behind a desk, thank you very much.
“Besides,” he continued, pulling a letter from his pocket, “this just arrived for me. I’ve read it and re-read it, and I would like to see your opinion on it. Just in case.”
Moody nodded in understanding as he took the letter from Alfred. “It never killed anyone to be too careful,” he said in agreement as he then unfolded the letter and began reading it:
“Dear Alfred T. Pennyworth,
Firstly, I must give my condolences to your with regards your injury. I trust that the Healers have been able to do what they could and that you are still able to lead something resembling a normal life.
In any event, having good memories of you from Hogwarts, I know that you will want to continue to the best of your abilities in the Auror Office; however should this prove impossible due to bureaucracy (read: Bartemius Crouch), then I would like to offer you a proposition.
However, in case this is intercepted, I feel I cannot afford to divulge exactly what it is you are being offered.
In which case, I would like to arrange to meet with you at The Leaky Cauldron sometime within the next eight weeks. I’m on good terms with Tom, so it should be easy to rent a room for a few hours to talk.
I hope you get better and, even if you don’t want to take up my offer, at least think about it.
“Well?” asked Moody when he finished.
Alfred shrugged. “Philip and I were at Hogwarts together in the same year, but we didn’t interact that much, despite the fact we were in the same House.”
Moody sniffed. “And yet he’s asking you to what amounts to a job interview, behind all the bush-beating and the sesquipedalian loquaciousness.”
“True,” agreed Alfred with a somewhat forlorn look in his eyes.
This was not unnoticed by Moody.
“You’ve already made your mind up, haven’t you?” he asked with some disappointment. Alfred nodding back in response confirmed these fears.
Moody sighed, but decided to continue talking about the letter.
“And you’re certain that Philip Kane has nothing to do with what happened in Cornwall?” he then asked.
“No. The two wizards with masks had short wands, while their ‘master’ seemed to have a long, white wand.”
Moody looked at him strangely. Alfred groaned and rolled his eyes.
“That’s not what I mean!” he said in a berating tone. Moody let out a chuckle.
“So, what wand do you remember Kane using?”
“10 inches, cypress, and I don’t know what the core is.”
Moody made a slight gesture of the head. “Fair enough,” he said, before asking “At the very least, what’s wrong with me and some others having a little going-away party for you?”
“Now why would I say no to that?” asked Alfred with a smirk. “I’ve been working as an Auror since I qualified in ’58, and I don’t think I’ve not gotten on with anyone else, so you can set one up if you want. I won’t be clearing out until before Christmas, anyway.”
Hearing this, Moody smiled. “That’s good to know. And, uh, as for the letter, seeing as we’ve briefly gone off-topic, you can go ahead if you like-if it turns out he’s going to murder you, you can handle it.”
“Thanks for that bit of confidence, Moody,” replied Alfred.
“You’re welcome,” answered Moody with a smirk as he turned to open the door.
“Oh, and Alfred?”
“Make sure to visit every now and then, alright?”
Alfred smiled and nodded back to Moody. “Don’t you worry, old friend. I will.”
15 November 1969
Alfred stared at his report, now finished. Since his discharge from Saint Mungo’s on the 15th of October (he had recovered fairly quickly from his loss of limb, and the Healers had beaten the Unspeakables to the punch by testing whether a Killing Curse to a prosthetic limb could kill the owner), he had been helping comb through the files and archives looking for clues as to who the disfigured wizard who took his leg was.
His report had come to the conclusion that there was a small yet powerful group of wizards and witches who held anti-Muggle views, and quite possibly may possess prejudiced views against Muggleborn wizards and witches.
To prevent him from dying of boredom he made sure to keep an ear out for the usual Ministry gossip, which provided hours of conversational material-this time, it was that Septimus Weasley’s youngest son, Arthur, who worked with Perkins, was now engaged to his girlfriend, a Prewett. Additionally, Orford Umbridge was missing from work-yesterday had been the seventh anniversary of his divorce, and he had been out at The Fountain of Fair Fortune to celebrate this. However, the DMLE still had to put up with his daughter in the Improper Use of Magic Office.
As for Philip Kane’s letter, Alfred had contacted him via letter and asked for a meeting at the Leaky Cauldron on the 16th, tomorrow, meaning he only had less than 24 hours before his questions regarding the secrecy behind Kane’s cryptic letter were answered.
“How are you doing now?” asked a voice. Alfred turned around to see it was Scrimgeour.
“I’m doing well, Rufus,” answered Alfred. “And I’m getting attached to my leg.”
“That’s good to know, Alfred,” Scrimgeour continued. “Listen, about your resignation: when do you plan on leaving, exactly?”
“The 29th of December, Rufus,” Alfred responded firmly. Scrimgeour nodded in acknowledgement.
“Thanks for that. By the way, Alastor wanted me to tell you that the going-away party will be on Christmas Eve. And you needn’t worry-neither Umbridge will be there.”
Alfred let out a chuckle. “That’s good to know,” he said with a friendly smile. “I’ll see you there, then.”
“You will, I promise.”
And Scrimgeour walked off to his office, leaving Alfred to think about his past and to wonder what the future would hold for him, starting tomorrow.
Chapter 3: Meeting Philip Kane
16 November 1969
Alfred looked in the mirror, wondering if his choice of clothing would make him stand out. Being a half-blood who actually took the effort to keep himself immersed in the activities of the Muggle world, he made sure to keep up-to-date with the latest clothing trends of the Muggles, so as to better blend in when he had to go in amongst them.
"Let's see," he muttered to himself. "A brown leather bomber jacket with woollen lining, a grey polo neck sweater, a plaid flat cap, brown trousers and surplus Army boots-fashionable and warm, thanks to the Heating Charm I've placed on them.
"Yes sir," he concluded, turning up the collar so that it covered part of his face and made identification harder. "I'm ready to meet Philip and see what this is about."
The Leaky Cauldron was not as busy as Alfred has assumed it to be, though he quickly chalked that up to some of the patrons from last night recovering from any hangovers they may have gained, and the need to start buying Christmas presents for their friends and family.
The pub landlord, Tom, a balding man in his mid-70s, greeted Alfred cordially from behind the bar.
"I'm good Tom, thank you for the offer of a drink but no thank you," replied Alfred with a hint of regret in his voice.
"Oh alright," conceded Tom, before he leaned on his elbow and beckoned Alfred to come closer with a quick gesture of the hand.
"What is it?" asked Alfred with some curiosity.
"There's a man-Philip Kane- waiting in the private parlour for you. He said to let him know when you arrived," Tom told him quietly.
Alfred nodded in understanding. Finally, he would find out just what Philip Kane wanted with him.
Philip Kane, at the age of 33, was around six months older than Alfred. His blond hair, cut short and parted to the left, was still damp thanks to the rain pouring outside, which suggested he had only arrived recently, and may have made arrangements with Tom in advance of this meeting.
As always, however, his boyish looks were unmarred by the weather.
"It's good to see you again, Alfred," he said with a smirk as stretched out his hand. "The last time we really talked to one another was about, what, ten, eleven years ago, before we graduated from Hogwarts?"
"As I recall, we graduated from Hogwarts in 1956, after which you went to work for your parents' apothecary, and I joined the Aurors, qualifying in '59," Alfred said back to him, taking his hand and shaking.
Philip nodded. "How is Moody doing?"
"Fine, fine," replied Alfred.
Philip nodded, seemingly content with that answer, before looking down at Alfred's leg.
"As I said in my letter, I'm sorry to hear about what happened," he said with a sympathetic smirk.
Alfred looked down, stepped back and lifted his right leg.
"Nothing that can't be fixed," Alfred assured him, lowering his leg, crossing his arms and looking at Philip dead in the eye.
"So, care to tell me what the Hell it is that you wanted to talk to me about?" he asked sardonically.
Philip sighed, biting part of his lip with some nervousness.
"You remember my sister Martha, don't you?" he asked.
Alfred nodded. "Four years behind us, she graduated in 1960, and she hasn't been seen here since November that year. Emmeline Vance asked me two years ago if I could find her; unfortunately, I ended up having too many cases to handle to fulfil that promise to her.
"I know she'd be 27 now-that is, if she's still alive and not dead, as one or two people have wondered."
Philip's smirk turned into a nervous smile. "Believe me, Alfred, Martha isn't dead. I've been writing letters to her for the past seven years, ever since she left."
Alfred's eyebrows furrowed in suspicion. "What do you mean?" he asked. "She isn't in the country?"
The shake of the head from Philip as he sat down in the armchair answered that question.
"You won't find in any part of Magical Britain, or the Muggle part either," he said. "She left for America in November 1960-I helped arrange it with her. She's now an American citizen, working as a painter in Gotham City, because it sounds like the last place any woman would move to, wizard or Muggle."
"And why is this so important for you both that you hid it from practically everyone in Britain, including, presumably, your parents? Or why you couldn't tell me in the letter?" asked Alfred.
Philip tensed, then sighed. Alfred could see that he was silently debating with himself whether to tell Alfred either the whole truth or some of it.
"Alright, but please don't tell anyone-I'd be quite happy if my parents never found out about this," Philip said at last.
Seeing that Alfred's patience was becoming limited, Philip continued.
"My parents are traditionalists, Alfred-not full-out blood supremacists like Abraxas Malfoy and Walburga Black, but they are still believers in the more archaic aspects of wizarding culture, among them being marriages of convenience."
"They wanted Martha to marry someone of high standing for socio-economic reasons, she disagreed, you supported her, and to prevent herself from being tracked down she fled to America," guessed Alfred.
"Yes, that's pretty much it," affirmed Philip. "The man in question they wished her to marry was Claudius Nott, Cantankerus's son."
"That bastard?" Alfred sputtered, a sneer forming on his face. "I remember him-the year below Minerva McGonagall, unrepentant bully of Muggleborns, got himself into detention five times in our First Year for harassing some of them. I know for a fact he didn't particularly like me either."
Philip nodded grimly. "That bastard, correct. Martha doesn't have many fond memories of him either-probably because one of her best friends at Hogwarts was a Muggleborn."
"Who was that, then?" asked Alfred.
"Miraphora Mina," answered Philip.
"So, if she's away in America, trying to keep herself from going up the aisle with Nott, how come you need me?" asked Alfred again.
Philip sighed again and continued explaining.
"Because if she stayed in Britain, they would have found her, forced her into marriage, and not listen to anything she said about it. I met Nott a while ago, and he's happy that she's left-apparently he doesn't want his wife to be a blood traitor, and he's now found someone to marry.
"Also, I've been spying on them in case they have any idea of where she is. And if I heard them speaking correctly last week, then they're onto her and want her back here."
"You mean they know she's in America and you're worried they may forcefully take her back to marry someone else, seeing as Nott is looking to get out of bachelorhood." It was not a question.
Philip nodded. "That's it, yes. And there is a high chance they will try to bring her back, willingly or not."
"So, I'm presuming that, out of big-brother instinct, you're offering to me a job working as a bodyguard of-sorts for Martha to ward off any abduction attempts by her parents?" asked Alfred again.
Another nod from Philip answered that question. "Well?"
Alfred sat down himself opposite Philip and leaned back on the chair.
"I don't really know, Philip," he said. "I've been an Auror for 10 years, most of that time in the FED. I feel much too used to the action and the adrenaline of that job to be able to do anything else for the rest of my life."
"She lives in Gotham City," Philip said reassuringly. "You should be able to see some action there."
"I've been there once, if only for a half-hour," Alfred told Philip. "It does seem like a place where there'll be some action."
"And who knows," continued Philip, "maybe you'll learn to enjoy the quiet life."
"So, is this everything?" asked Alfred, glancing out the window. "I can see the rain's lightened up somewhat."
Philip turned his head and looked out the window as well. "I suppose it is," he agreed. "And, uh, when should we meet again about this, do you think?"
"How about next month?" suggested Alfred. "I won't officially be leaving the Aurors until after Christmas, so we can talk about details about my new living then, and I can perhaps head over to America around January at the earliest."
Again, Philip bit his lip while thinking. It was something of a tic he had, and one Alfred remembered from Hogwarts.
"I suppose that could work," he said finally. "I've to attend a meeting with some potential American business partners in January, which gives me a good excuse to visit Martha. You can come with me then-I'll let you know the details of it when we next meet.
"Also, I hear that your colleagues are planning a going-away party for you-can I go?"
Alfred shrugged. "I'm not planning it, so you're free to ask them. But you know what they say: the more, the merrier."
Chapter 4: December of '69
Dedicated to Robert Hardy (1925-2017).
13 December 1969
There was a healthy layer of snow covering Hogsmeade's roofs and the ground. Alfred smiled nostalgically, remembering his first winter at Hogwarts. Even in adulthood, his worldview darker and more jaded than when he had graduated, he still found the castle at this time of the year to look beautiful.
He walked around Hogsmeade, noticing the students going in and out of shops and attempting to sneak into a few pubs. He smirked nostalgically when he saw the bearded bartender of The Hog's Head throwing out what looked to be a Crabbe, going by his thuggish looks.
'Philip had the right idea,' he thought as he began walking towards The Three Broomsticks pub. 'All the people inside chatting and talking, it'll be hard for people to hear us. The fact that the owners put in protective enchantments to prevent eavesdropping by use of magic helps as well.'
Opening the door, he found it was, as predicted, crowded and loud. Adult patrons (drinking various kinds of alcohol) and students (mostly with butterbeer-Alfred knew that if they had real liquor, they would get a stern rebuttal back at the school).
He saw Philip in a more secluded booth, wearing a tweed overcoat over a black pinstriped suit. Making his way over to Philip's booth, he silently greeted him, who nodded back in acknowledgement.
"How's the past month been?" asked Philip.
"Not as shit as I'd been expecting," replied Alfred. "Crouch isn't happy that I'm leaving-I suspect he would've liked me to stay training new Auror recruits-but he hasn't tried to stop me from leaving. The one thing we are working on is the murder of a Muggle publican in Yorkshire last week by a Killing Curse."
"Do you think it might be linked to what happened in Cornwall?" asked Philip suspiciously.
Alfred shrugged. "I wouldn't be surprised if it was linked. Scrimgeour suggested that theory, and at the very least Langarm will look into it."
"Can I help you two gentlemen?" asked a voice. Alfred and Philip looked up to see the pretty face of the barmaid, a young blonde woman wearing a grey knee-length dress, black stockings and maroon high-heeled Victorian-style boots.
"Yes, I'd like a gillywater please," answered Philip. The barmaid turned to Alfred, who asked for a glass of firewhiskey.
Alfred stared quizzically at Philip's choice of drink.
"My birthday, my parents' wedding anniversary, Christmas and New Year's Eve are the only times when I drink strong alcohol," Philip answered.
"I'm mostly a social drinker myself," admitted Alfred.
Philip nodded in approval as he sipped his drink. "Anyway, about the details of your new job, I have some ideas."
"What are they?" asked Alfred, lifting his glass to drink down some of the firewhiskey.
Philip glanced around, and lowered his voice.
"Well, I talked with Martha using the Floo two days ago, and she's open to the idea of you staying at her fiancé's house."
Alfred gave Philip a look. "You didn't tell me she was engaged."
"She told me when I was using the Floo-it was on the 10th. She lives with him, and he knows about our society now, so he is willing to let you stay. It would certainly save energy without having to Apparate over and back daily."
"So her fiancé has a big house," Alfred surmised dryly.
Philip nodded. "It was built in the late 18th century, after the Revolutionary War, and could probably rival the Malfoy Manor in terms of its stately grandeur."
"Can't wait to live there, then," said Alfred with a droll smirk before asking, "How much will I be paid for this?"
"45 galleons a week, including holidays," answered Philip.
Alfred let out a whistle. "That's a third higher than with the Aurors," he said.
"I know," replied Philip.
"What else is there?" asked Alfred.
"She does volunteer work in the poorer parts of the city. The times are irregular. She also doesn't use magic much, as she hasn't registered her wand."
"She hasn't registered her wand with MACUSA in case your parents find out?" presumed Alfred. Philip's nod was all the answer Alfred needed.
Taking another sip of his gillywater, Philip continued.
"Martha's also been involved in protests against the American government's involvement in the Vietnam conflict, so I'm not going to bother asking you to go with.
"Her art studio is in Gotham Heights. It's a nice building."
Alfred took another drink from his glass, finishing the rest of the firewhiskey, and placed the glass back down on the table.
"Is that all?" he asked.
"Yes, I suppose it is, unless I've forgotten something," replied Philip. "Oh, yes, I'll be heading off on the 8th of January, so you had best be ready by then."
"Good," Alfred said back. "I'll start packing away my belongings on Saint Basil's Day then, and have my apartment empty by the 7th."
He stood up, fished around in his pocket and took out three Sickles, leaving them on the table. Philip watched, and then, realising what Alfred was doing, took out two Sickles of his own to give as a tip.
Alfred smiled and giggled slightly as the barmaid walked over to them. "Don't you forget, Philip," he said. "You're paying for those drinks."
20 December 1969
Today was the date of the going-away party. According to Moody, nearly everyone in the Auror Office was going to be there, along with a few other people from the other Ministry departments. Crouch had been invited, but had declined to continue working. Alfred wondered if it ever occurred to the man to spend time with his wife and son.
Alfred had decided to wear the polo neck again. He had developed a liking for the garment over the years: not only it was comfortable, but they were suitable for many types of occasion (work, going out for a drink, field work, etc.), and because of its popularity among Muggle men it allowed him to blend in with them more easily.
Because of that particular fact, he suspected that Arthur Weasley wanted one, and so had decided to send the young man one of his own as a Christmas present.
The going-away party was going to be at the Leaky Cauldron, and start at 8.00pm. Knowing full well that half the people coming wouldn't be there at that point, he saw nothing wrong with heading over at 8.02pm.
He checked his watch. 7.55pm. Taking out a pack of ordinary playing cards, he took out the cards and began playing a game of solitaire to pass the time. If his watch said 8.02pm and he wasn't finished yet, then he would leave until he returned from the Leaky Cauldron, though he suspected that at that point, it would be 3 in the morning and he would have to had bring a very drunk Scrimgeour home with him, on account that Scrimgeour had enchanted his key and door so that only he could enter.
The clock on the wall chimed, signalling it now pretty much time for him to leave and head over to the Leaky Cauldron.
Picking out a black frock-coat he had gotten from Moody three years ago as a birthday present (the choice was easy, to tell the truth: it was draped on the back of his chair), he checked his watch, exited his apartment, locked the door, walked downstairs and out the backdoor of the building into an alleyway.
Looking around to ensure nobody was present, and finding only a man of his age sitting with his back to the wall who appeared to be under the influence of marijuana (unofficially, Ministry workers were allowed to Apparate in front of these kinds of people, as it was guaranteed nobody would take them seriously), he turned on his heel and a split-second later, was gone, accompanied by a loud 'pop' sound.
The high man, looking strangely at the spot where Alfred had been just a moment ago, eventually stopped and continued puffing and seeing more psychedelically surreal visions.
"So, what you're telling me is that the Muggles have already reached the Moon?" Arthur Weasley asked Jeremiah Garnett curiously.
Garnett nodded in confirmation. "Back this past summer. It took the Americans almost a full decade of planning, and it's something I still can't wrap my head around. The Gaunts always said that we wizards are the superior ones; well, how come it's not us on the Moon?"
"That's a good point," conceded Arthur, nodding his head. "The things that they've created, and how they are able to make up for not having any magical ability, has amazed me since before I was wearing the Sorting Hat."
"Keep it up; it'll be good to know how they think."
A chair was pulled up and Philip Kane sat down, wearing grey tweed jacket and trousers and a brown leather double-breasted waistcoat.
"My sister got an Outstanding in Muggle Studies during her OWLS," he said, attempting to enter the conversation. It worked, as Arthur turned to face him.
"Did she really?" he asked.
Philip nodded. "She failed both Astronomy and History of Magic, though."
Garnett rolled his eyes. "It wouldn't surprise me if half the Ministry failed their History of Magic OWLs, Binns being as dull as he is."
"My father was on the Board of Governors ten years ago, and I remember him complaining about how the rest of them had voted against getting rid of Binns, simply because it'd be rather expensive to find a reliable exorcist."
"What was Dumbledore's stance?" asked Arthur.
"He was in favour, I imagine; Binns died the summer before he came to Hogwarts," answered Garnett. "So, like the rest of us, he probably knows how dull the old ghost is."
Philip's nod confirmed what Garnett had suggested.
The tell-tale 'pop' sound of someone Apparating into the pub was soon heard, and the trio turned to where the noise came to see who it was.
It was Alfred, and once everyone present saw it, they immediately began clapping, with the ones who had started drinking cheering.
Around an hour later, during which Alfred had been socialising and talking to various people, Moody had won a drinking contest against Elphias Doge (who was now passed out on the counter), Arthur had decided he would try to learn as much as he could about Muggle culture and technology, and bets had been placed on how long before Crouch became the head of the DMLE, Scrimgeour stood up and cast a Amplifying Charm on himself, bringing everyone's attention to himself.
"Gentlemen," he said, looking around the room, "we are here today because one of our colleagues will be leaving our ranks."
He gestured to Alfred, who was sitting at the bar, nodded at Scrimgeour and waved.
"Alfred Pennyworth has been with us for the past 10 years, and in 1961 was placed in the Foreign Enemies Division. I am probably sworn by an Unbreakable Vow to not tell you what they do, but the name ought to tell you enough, I think."
A few chuckles came from the crowd, while Moody rolled his eyes as he leaned on the counter, not looking forward to waking up in the morning.
"I will say this about you, Alfred: you have been a very competent Auror, dedicated, intuitive, and could probably dish out six spells in fifteen seconds, so if anyone wants to duel him…"
Louder laughter came from the crowd, Moody allowing himself a few chuckles and Alfred smirking amusedly.
"In those ten years you were with us, Alfred, you captured 24 criminals and suspects across the globe, and did an incredible amount of paperwork because of that, all the while keeping the use of deadly force to a minimum-only using offensive spells when necessary."
Moody and other Aurors nodded with smiles.
Scrimgeour was looking sadder, but he still had a small smile as he continued: "We're sorry to see you go, but at the same time it'll be nice for all the pirate jokes to end as well."
More laughter as he then took a glass of firewhiskey and raised it up in the air.
"To your continued good health and your remaining limbs," he finished, as the rest of the attendees raised their glasses and said the same thing.
'All in all,' Alfred thought at around 2 in the morning, as he carried a passed out Moody to the Floo to his house, 'it was an interesting party. It almost makes me feel bad to be leaving. But change is what drives all societies forward-you can't go back to the old ways. And who knows how my life will turn out from this.'
Chapter 5: The Last Few Days
2 January 1970
"It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog," Alfred sang under his breath, packing stamp catalogues into a suitcase while the sound of the Beatles played in his apartment thanks to his gramophone.
Alfred had stopped collecting stamps when he was halfway through his Auror training, due to the amount of time that said training was taking up. When he had finished, he just had not really thought about picking it back up, but now that he was no longer an Auror, he figured that maybe it was about time he started again.
Philip had mentioned at the Leaky Cauldron during the going-away party that it would have to be Thomas Wayne who officially hired him, to make the process of obtaining what was known as a 'green card' easier.
And on the 29th of December, Moody had visited to hand him a going-away present from his mother (a scarf), and Alfred had thus duly explained the whole process, as best he could, to the intrigued pureblood.
"The easiest way to get permanent residency in the US," Alfred had told Moody, who was sitting down in the armchair, "and this applies to everyone, wizards and Muggles alike, as wizards who went through Ellis Island in the old days were automatically cleared by MACUSA-is to have a blood relative who can sponsor you. If you have no familial ties to the United States, then it falls to the employer to sponsor you for a green card."
"How exactly?" asked Moody.
"They need to show you have skills and talents that can benefit the United States," continued Alfred, "such as being an architect or a man of medicine. If you have no exceptional skills, labour certification is required and proof that nobody in the United States could do my job, and that my taking up this position won't really affect the wages of workers in similar jobs. After 5 years of getting my green card, I will then be able to apply for citizenship."
"Sounds rather complex," Moody opined.
"Believe me, it's actually a little bit easier than it sounds," replied Alfred.
"Sure it is," muttered Moody, before asking again, "So because Thomas Wayne is a US citizen and national, he will be your official employer and after 5 years you can apply for American citizenship."
"Exactly," answered Alfred, nodding his head.
Moody got up and clapped Alfred on the shoulder. "Scrimgeour, if he were here," he said, "would more than likely be trying to get you to change your mind and stay. But me-well, I don't care either way, but at least you'll get out of this mess okay."
"I know what you mean," replied Alfred, glancing out the window. "There's a war coming, and in the next few years, a lot of good people are going to die."
Moody didn't answer to that, but he did nod soberly in agreement.
As the song ended and another song began, Alfred clapped and rubbed his hands together, having finished packing away his stamp catalogues in with his books.
In six days he would be stepping on a boat for America and probably never setting foot in his homeland again for a long time.
He had informed the landlord of the upcoming vacancy, and so had managed to begin trying to clear up any debts he owed to the man and to Gringotts before withdrawing his money, closing his account and setting up a new account with the American bank.
"This is going to be one hell of a quiet retirement," he said to himself, sitting down on the bed. "Looking after a happy, wealthy, engaged couple in a crime-ridden city on the East Coast of the United States while their economy slides down the tubes with their army's international reputation. Soon after, they'll probably get married, have children, and who knows what else.
"This is going to be very fucking easy indeed."
6 January 1970
Alfred put his glass down on the counter of the Leaky Cauldron, having made his mind up that as he only had two days left before he left for America, he would have to spend it here so as not to get drunk the night before and risk missing the boat. Also, it was not recommended to Apparate while under the influence.
He glanced to a table not far from him. A man around the same age as Crouch, wearing a blue pinstriped suit with purple bowtie and a lime green bowler hat lying next to him, was eating a plate of crumpets. Alfred recognised immediately as Cornelius Fudge, from the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes.
Sitting at another table was a sallow man in his early 20s with long unkempt hair eating a Yorkshire pudding. Unlike Fudge, Alfred did not recognise him.
At another table, not far from Fudge but further from the counter, were gathered two men deep in conversation, wearing cloaks that covered most of their faces. Due to the distance, Alfred was unable to recognise either of them, although he could tell that one of them was in his early 30s and had dark hair, while the other was about a decade younger with light auburn hair.
'It's amazing,' thought Alfred, as he took another drink, 'all the different people you see together in a bar. You have me-an ex-Auror with one leg, a low-level government official-that's Fudge, there's the two cloaked young men in the corner, and the other young man with the dirty long hair leaving the pub without so much as a tip for his Yorkshire pudding.'
The angry yells of a waiter running out after the long-haired man also told Alfred that he had not paid for his meal either.
Continuing his thoughts, Alfred hoped that America would be the same-a melting-pot of different people from all walks of life sitting together in bars and not harassing each other.
He remembered a Jewish neighbour of his, who had come to England from Russia in the 1880s as a child after the pogroms, who had often told of a brother who had gone on to America and become a conductor-the American term for a guard on a train-in New York's underground railways.
America, the Land of Dreams, people heading there had always said. Work hard enough and contribute to the good of society, and you will be rewarded with prosperity.
Alfred snorted with some cynicism. There wouldn't be much crime in Gotham if that were true: there were Muggleborns working hard at the Ministry who would never sit in the Department Head office despite holding more than enough qualifications.
It was a cruel part of human nature to discriminate against on account of ancestry. Alfred knew that this would still be happening in America if it was still happening here.
The door opened. He put his musings on hiatus and turned to see what it was.
It was Dedalus Diggle, a normally cheery man with greying hair wearing a purple coat and top-hat, talking quickly and quietly to who Alfred recognised as Elphias Doge, a close friend of Albus Dumbledore.
The temptation to go and to eavesdrop in case they were involved with the two incidents the year before was very large, but Alfred knew that, being an Auror no longer and the climate not being that fearful, it would be more difficult for him to explain to Crouch just why he was recording the conversation of the two men, seeing as how they could simply be having a bit of private gossip.
Taking another sip of his drink, he watched as the waiter asked Doge and Diggle if they wanted anything, and as Caradoc Dearborn, a grey-haired bearded wizard wearing a green Inverness cape and jackboots, sat down at a table and waited to be served.
"Oh, yes," murmured Alfred with a heavy sigh. "I'm going to miss it here."
When he had finished, he had given a decent tip and headed out to walk around Diagon Alley, rubbing his arms to generate extra warmth, for although the Heating enchantments on the cobblestones kept the streets clear of snow, there could be nothing done about the cold air.
He walked around slowly, trying his best to ensure every last detail of every shop was locked inside his memory. He felt that as it would be some time before he returned to Britain, and he had little idea how much damage the upcoming war may cause, it would be for the best if he could be able to piece it together completely from memory the same way he could piece together Dublin from Joyce's writings.
Feeling more adventurous, he then went down into Knockturn Alley. At 13B, he saw Borgin & Burke's, the (in) famous proprietor of Dark and semi-legal goods, now closed for the night, and The Red Griffin, a pub which Crouch suspected employed a prostitute, which would qualify it as a brothel and thus be breaking the law.
Once the war began, Alfred imagined Magical Law Enforcement Patrolmen walking all over this part of London, due to the many ties to the Dark Arts and the seedy side of Wizarding Britain it had the reputation of possessing.
Stopping in his tracks, Alfred exhaled and ignored that he could see his breath as he looked at his watch. The time was now quarter-past ten, and he had just over thirty-six hours before he would be on the boat to America.
Making up his mind that he had adventured enough tonight, Alfred spun on his heel and Disapparated back into the alley behind his apartment building, for what would probably be the last time.
Chapter 6: January 7, 1970
7 January 1970
Alfred looked around his bedroom, now stripped empty. He had done it now: everything he owned was now packed away, and he was ready to leave tomorrow and head to America.
He wondered, for the umpteenth time, what his time in America would be like.
He knew for certain he was probably not going to be the most well-liked new person in the city, seeing as Martha had involved herself in protests against the Vietnam War and he was being hired to keep her safe, officially by her fiancée, but in reality, by Philip.
There was also the fact that there was a chance she would be kidnapped by local criminals and held for ransom, or the ever-present threat of her parents finding out she was in Gotham. This was reduced however, according to Philip, because the elder Kanes did not really care too much for who was marrying who, magical or Muggle, and were not the most well-informed on events in the Muggle word, even if it somehow affected wizarding society.
"So," he said to himself, sitting on his bed, "all I have to do is be around the protests and keep Martha in my line of sight while they happen without actually taking part."
He then brought a hand to his chin, and began rubbing it in thought. "I haven't really talked about this yet with Philip, even though we should have done so in detail by now," he murmured, "but what the hell am I supposed to do if the elder Kanes do find out their daughter's in America and about to exchange wedding vows with a Muggle.
"Well, on the one hand, I could talk to her and perhaps agree to place a Tracking Charm onto her person-even if that is morally suspect, but I suppose considering the reason behind it, it'd be understandable."
He leaned his elbow on his knee and moved his index finger up, tapping his cheekbone.
"On the other hand, I could also talk to Philip and discuss a strategy in case such an event occurs. Neither of us are absolutely sure that they'll resort to kidnapping, and even if they do, there are very few people that they could give her away to-Rabastan Lestrange is too young, while his brother Rodolphus is going to marry Cygnus Black's eldest daughter, and is too young; the prior candidate, Nott, is going to be marrying Yaxley's daughter; so really, the only person that they could give her to is Gibbon."
"I think if my parents were to find out about this, Alfred," said Philip to Alfred a few hours later, at the Cauldron, which was now full of talking customers, including Arthur Weasley and his father seemingly discussing the upcoming wedding over lunch, "then the best thing to do would be for me to let them know of everything they're planning and perhaps bug their house. You just make sure you're armed and able to fight if they hire some less-than-reputable characters to bring her back. And if they find that I'm involved, then I'm probably out of the will."
Alfred raised an eyebrow. "And that is a disaster because…?"
Philip sighed, somewhat hesitant to explain.
"I want Martha and whatever children she has to get the family fortune when my parents die. From the way they've been talking however, if they find her, they'll almost certainly write her out of the will and disown me if they find out my involvement. There is a card we can play to our advantage, though, to stop this."
"What is it?" asked Alfred in a quieter tone.
Philip glanced around, hoping nobody would hear him, then leaned in and said, "I'm sterile. My father was an only son like myself-his sister married Davis's father. I die, and the family name is extinct, even though the bloodline will continue with Martha and her children."
"Your parents need an heir from you, as I presume they have been left uninformed by this development, which is why you are worried about them writing you out of the will," concluded Alfred, "and if Martha has children and they find out about your lack of…well, loaded ammunition, then they'll be backed into a corner: there will be no choice but to keep Martha in the will."
"From the way they have been talking," added Philip, "they're going to disown any children she may have with her. They find out about what I have, then they can't do so, as I will have doubtlessly ensured to name them in my will as the heirs to what I get and thus, to the family fortune. Thus, they have no choice but to keep me in the will."
"You're sounding like a Slytherin with that planning, Philip," said Alfred with a smirk, taking a sip from his cup of coffee.
Philip nodded. "Thank you. Their traits can be quite useful to have."
"So, would you care for lunch?" asked Alfred.
"Oh, yes please," replied Philip eagerly. "I haven't eaten anything in hours. If you want, I can pay."
Alfred shook his head. "No, no, no. You've done a lot for me in the past few months, and I need to repay that gratitude. I'll pay for it. You'll be happy to know the Ministry will continue to pay me my pension even after I officially get this, right? It's just that after I become naturalised, they'll have to funnel it through MACUSA."
Philip nodded again. "That is nice of you, I admit."
"So, what are you having?" asked Alfred, beckoning a waiter over.
"Yorkshire pudding," answered Philip. "You?"
"I'm in the mood for steak-and-kidney-pie. I haven't had any since I got out of Hogwarts, to be honest, so who knows what I think of it know."
Back at the apartment, Alfred had started compiling a list of reasons why he should stop doubting his new plans to go to America-alternate title, why his new life in America would be a good thing.
So far, he had:
1. The Sun would not be published there (Alfred had been an occasional buyer of the paper until November, when that bastard Murdoch had turned it into a rag tabloid)
2. The notorious crime rate would mean that there would be a chance to meet interesting people there
3. More newspapers (The Washington Post, The New York Times, The L.A. Times, et cetera), not including the wizarding publications
4. Surprisingly decent relations with the Muggle government, despite Rappaport's Law being abolished only five years prior-Alfred had gotten some respect for ow quickly they had gotten up to speed
5. Many interesting sights he had not been to before despite his previous visits to the US (though to be honest, he felt there were plenty of Americans who would go their entire lives without ever visiting the Grand Canyon or the Statue of Liberty)
6. He would be living in a large mansion on the outskirts of a giant city-he would have a bit more peace and quiet for himself
Alfred looked at his list. He sighed and continued staring at the piece of paper, as if trying to force another thought into his head by sheer will.
Eventually, after three minutes, he sighed again and threw the piece of paper down onto the floor.
"For God's sake, Alfred," he muttered, leaning on his left knee. "What the Hell are you doing? You're moving away from your friends and family, over 3,500 miles across the Atlantic to one of the most crime-ridden cities in America, hired by a man who you have talked to more in the past three months than you did over the previous ten years, becoming essentially a glorified bodyguard to someone you barely know."
Bringing his hand up to his face, he exhaled heavily, and began to once more think about why he had taken this position for Philip in the first place.
'Crouch won't let me go out into the field, which is the main reason I'm leaving. I'm certain that I'd be the first wizard to set up a private detective agency, but there'd just be far too much time in-between cases, unless Moody and I are right and a war does come. So I want to keep myself occupied. And need to-goodness knows the boredom unemployment provides is becoming more and more unbearable.
'At the same time, even though before I lost my leg I barely spoke to Philip Kane, and yet I was quite confident in the idea that he had no malevolent plans for me. Maybe it's because of those times he'd appeared in a few of the Prophet's gossip-y parts, and the fact that I'm using my Auror training too much in reading him-unless he acts otherwise, he's a friend so far as I'm concerned.'
Unable to think of any more points, Alfred sighed.
"I suppose that that could be enough to outweigh the negatives," he murmured to himself, looking at his watch.
"Huh. 6.30," he noted. "Time then for my last supper in Britain."
Looking around the kitchen, he found there was half a loaf of bread, with enough for two sandwiches tonight and two slices of toast in the morning before he headed to the ship.
Cutting the bread up (and muttering to the loaf he knew how it felt), he then took out a jar of mayonnaise, the remaining lettuce leaves and two tomatoes, cut them up, put them together into the two sandwiches, placed the sandwiches onto a plate and took the plate to the table to eat it.
'Doesn't taste too bad,' he thought as he chewed the sandwich. 'All the same, I'll have to brush up on my cooking skills-maybe the Waynes are those types of rich people who prefer to do things themselves and not have hired hands.'
Once he had finished his meal, he cleaned his plate, put it into the cupboard and walked back into his bedroom to get an early rise in the morning, when he would be heading away from his homeland to the New World.
Chapter 7: The Ship Sails
8 January 1970
Alfred woke up, groaning to himself as he reached for the ringing alarm clock on the drawer.
Managing to press the button to stop it, he groaned again, sat himself up, and looked at the time on the clock.
"7.00," he noted tiredly. The ship for America would be leaving in approximately three hours. Rubbing his eyelids, he hauled himself out of bed, keeping one hand on the headboard while he attached his prosthetic leg and got dressed.
When that was done, he walked to the door, into the kitchen and placed the bread slices into the toaster.
"Let's see what's left in the fridge," he wondered aloud as he opened the aforementioned appliance. "Ah. Good. There's butter, and a small cartoonish block of cheese."
He took out both the carton of butter and the block of cheese, and then a plate for the toast.
Five minutes later, the toast popped up. Alfred got up to put it into the plate, spread the butter around with a butterknife, and once he felt it was melted enough, began to eat it, savouring the taste.
Once he was finished eating his toast, he cleaned the plate and knife, ate the piece of cheese in one mouthful, took out a glass, filled it up with water, and once he was finished chewing and swallowing the cheese, gulped it down.
His business in the kitchen finished, he went back to the bedroom to ensure that everything was packed and that all things he didn't need were taken care of appropriately (a book known as The Prayer Warriors, that had been forced into his hands a year ago by a man in Bristol, and whose protagonists Alfred had found to be hypocritical and bigoted, had been sold to a second-hand shop along with a ghastly scarf he got from his aunt back in November, so he had no need to worry about them).
Five minutes later, he closed his suitcase again, smiling in contentment.
"That's everything," he said to himself. "I've forgotten nothing, I've lost nothing, I've packed everything-everything that I don't want or need, that is-my ticket has been arranged, my luggage will be with me at all times so there's no fear of me losing it."
Straightening his back, he nodded and smiled.
"I am ready to go."
The ship was in the port of Southampton. It was RMS Fairwind, a Cunard-owned ship-Alfred recognised the design and the pattern of the paint from when he was eight, waiting for his father to come back from Germany after the war ended.
He heard someone walking up to him. Turning around, he saw it was Philip, wearing a brown three-piece pinstriped suit with black fedora and Inverness cape, while his hands were protected from the chill of the January air by black leather gloves.
Philip exhaled, his breath visible as he looked at the ship that was to carry them both to America.
"Aren't they no longer doing yearly service?" asked Alfred.
Philip nodded. "You're right, but this is a cruise vessel. I was able to get a string or two pulled for us to get off at New York, whereupon you will be-"
"Taken to Ellis Island, where I will have to pass the application test, like all wizard immigrants," Alfred continued. "Once I've passed, I will get my green card and be on my way to Gotham."
Philip nodded in confirmation. "Yes, I suppose that's the gist of it. I'm guessing you know how long after the interview you will get your card?"
"Seeing as I am a wizard, and there are far less wizards immigrating to America, about two weeks," answered Alfred. "In which case, I could apply for a work permit in the meantime, but I feel that that's unnecessary."
"Why?" asked Philip, looking down at his watch, which read '8.33'. "What do you plan to do for those two weeks?"
Alfred shrugged, as the sun rose higher and shone off the snow. "Look around their home, familiarise myself with the city, get in a fight with some drunkard in a bar, et cetera, et cetera."
Philip raised an eyebrow in curiosity. "What do you mean, 'get in a fight with some drunk in a bar'?"
"Exactly what I said," replied Alfred, not explaining himself any further.
Philip nodded, not pushing the issue any further (as if he really wanted to).
After twenty-seven minutes of walking around the harbour (having already sent their luggage on board) and talking about various topics of interest (the recent killings of Muggles, the erupting violence in Northern Ireland-Philip felt it would be some time before a peaceful solution was reached, the efforts to resolve the Vietnam War, the chances of Barty Crouch becoming Minister, among others), Philip looked at his watch again.
"It's 9 o'clock now," he said.
Alfred nodded. "Alright," he said. He glanced to the ship. "Should we turn back now?" he then asked.
Philip nodded in agreement. "It'd be best," he replied. "If we don't, we might miss it. Keep in mind, it's difficult to Apparate somewhere you've never been."
With that, the two began walking back towards the ship, as other passengers began to arrive and board the ship.
Upon deck, Alfred walked over to the edge and looked out at the sea. Today, it looked calm, but Alfred knew that as it was winter, it would undoubtedly roughen later on, and being near the Atlantic, it was definitely likely they would encounter some waves on the trip.
Once again, he found his mind wandering to the idea of what may his new life be like in the States.
'God knows how long this trip will take,' he thought to himself as he leaned on the railing. 'But maybe the sea air will do me good-clear my head, get me in the right mood for the interview. I've done my homework, brushed up on what I know; so on and so forth.
'Maybe I shouldn't be doing this either,' he then wondered. 'I've have this thought before, but am I really doing the right thing by upping sticks and leaving just as the shit begins hitting the fan? I am not a coward by nature, so why am I doing this when I ought to be on land, preparing to lend a hand to the other Aurors when these attacks start becoming more frequent?'
Alfred took in a deep breath, and continued his thoughts.
'The answer? I've been out of work for nearly half a month now, and in that time I've had a lot of space and quietness to think, and the truth is, now that I think about it, there are things that I've done as an Auror that I feel really uncomfortable with, and the sooner I get away from Britain, the sooner I can forget about them, perhaps my guilt will fade, and my conscience will feel better.'
He was soon released from his thoughts by a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he saw Philip.
"You might want to get inside," he advised.
"Are we leaving now?" asked Alfred.
"No, no," replied Philip, lowering his voice, "it's only half-nine, but there's going to be rain coming soon, and frankly, it wouldn't be a good idea to use our wands to cover ourselves, would it?"
Alfred looked up at the sky. The clouds were turning grey, and he saw Philip had been right.
"Alright then," he said, nodding at Philip. "I'll be in my cabin."
"See you in a few minutes," replied Philip as Alfred walked away, replying with a thumbs-up.
Alfred looked around his cabin. He had never been on a Cunard ship before, but having heard the stories people had told about travelling on a Cunard ship and the luxury of it, he had given himself high expectations of what may happen if the time came whereby he would have to stay for a few days in one of their cabins.
As he looked around the room however, he had a slight feeling of disappointment, as those childhood expectations, which had welled up to the surface upon seeing the ship in the harbour, were unmet.
Sighing, he sat on the bed, closing his eyes. The bed did meet these wild expectations.
Getting up and opening his case, he dug around for a few minutes before finding his copy of A Clockwork Orange.
With that in hand, he lied down on the bed and began to read, his head propped up by the pillow.
And when he felt the RMS Fairwind moving half an hour later, sailing out of port for the Atlantic Ocean, he was still engrossed in the book, and felt his more negative thoughts once more leaving him.
Chapter 8: Transfers
8 January 1970
It was 10.40am when Alfred decided he would finish reading for now, and so he marked where he was in the book, put it onto the bedside desk, got up off of the bed, stretched his arms and leg, made sure his prosthetic was on right, and walked out of his room, making sure beforehand his key was on his person.
On deck, there were a couple of other people doing various activities: walking, talking to one another, leaning on the railing and looking out at the coast or the sea, etc.
At this point, Alfred realised that until he tracked down Philip and was provided with the necessary information, he was essentially floating up a certain creek without a paddle in terms of how to pass the time.
"Oh well," he muttered, "seeing as my new line of work will contain moments of tediousness, I ought to get used to this."
Looking around, he eventually saw Philip talking to a cute blonde stewardess, which suggested to Alfred that he was going to be hearing a good impersonation of Moaning Myrtle tonight.
Deciding to watch Philip chat up the stewardess (he wanted a good lungful of the fresh sea air before he went back into his cabin to finish the book), he leaned against the wall and observed his former classmate flirting with-and by the looks of things, succeeding in trying to get a one-night stand with-the blonde stewardess.
After five minutes, this pseudo-voyeurism began to become boring, and Alfred decided to walk around the ship some more.
He couldn't remember the last time he was on a Cunard ship: the Ministry usually encouraged use of more commercial passenger ships when travelling abroad to ward off suspicions, and most wizards and witches still felt nervous about Muggle air travel.
Finding that his feet had carried him back to the door of his cabin, he sighed exasperatedly, unlocked the door and let himself back in. He would've used his wand, but that would have been a waste of magic.
Sitting once more onto his bed, Alfred took out his wand and placed it underneath his pillow. It wouldn't have done to have someone walk in with it on full display, and he also knew he needed it to be within reaching distance.
Finding himself reminiscing about his life before today-even though it was far too early to do such a thing, seeing as it had only been an hour since the ship had left port, and the coast of England was still visible-Alfred decided to focus upon what he considered to be one of the six defining moments of his life that he remembered.
The first of these moments was the day that he got his Hogwarts letter, the second his Sorting, the third his acceptance into the Aurors, the fourth his assignment to the FED, the fifth was the loss of his leg, and the sixth was taking up Philip on his offer to leave for America.
Alfred decided to focus upon the fourth moment for now: he felt that the last two were just too close and clear in his mind and memory for him to start reminiscing sentimentally about (also, it is generally considered strange to reminisce about a leg having been violently cut off).
12 March 1961
Alfred looked at himself in the mirror, his uniform pressed and clean.
He knew that whatever he had been summoned into the Head Auror's office for would require him to wear the uniform-since the end of Grindelwald's regime few Aurors bothered to wear it round-the-clock, with the majority only saving it for formal occasions.
Looking at the insignia on his right arm, Alfred felt nervous. He had been in the Aurors now for nearly two years, but he felt he had given his best, and if there was going to be a review of the whole Office, he hoped to mention this to the Head Auror.
Apparating into the Ministry Atrium, he waved politely to Umbridge, who was cleaning the floor. Umbridge responded with an obscene hand gesture which Alfred said nothing about. Silently and without the janitor noticing, he sent a similar gesture back in his direction.
Nodding politely to Perkins as he walked out of the lift, Alfred checked his watch.
"Ten more minutes," he said to himself. "I could go and say hello to Moody if he's here."
Quickly diverting towards Moody's cubicle, Alfred found his colleague also dressed up in Auror uniform and finishing up a report on the case of a murdered Squib from last month.
Silently, he breathed and moved his arm so as to knock politely and alert himself to his friend's presence.
"I know you're there, Alfred," said Moody in his gruff voice.
Alfred exhaled, both men wondering now why he even bothered to introduce himself as Moody got up from his cubicle and turned to face him.
"So you're in the uniform too, I see?" noted Moody. "Interesting."
"When I saw you, I was hoping to ask you why you were wearing it too," replied Alfred. "I'm guessing that it's because Langarm wants you in his office too."
Moody nodded in confirmation. "Yep, that's it," he answered. "He didn't say why, but I'll be damned if I don't."
"I'd say I am too," Alfred said back.
The Head Auror, Cerberus Langarm, was a middle-aged man with grey hair and a moustache who always wore a beige trench-coat over his Auror uniform.
He eyed the two young Aurors standing straight with their hands to their sides while he sat down behind his desk.
Finally, he spoke. "Well gentlemen, would you like to ask why you're both here, in uniform?"
Alfred nodded first. "Yes sir, I would sir," he said.
Langarm nodded, as if processing that answer.
"Well," he then replied, "the two of you have proven to be incredibly competent and able Aurors in the years since you've both respectively joined."
He pointed first at Alfred. "Despite your age, and the fact that even after four years some would still consider you inexperienced, you have carried out a total of 13 arrests and been involved in 7 investigations. Correct?"
Alfred nodded. "Yes, sir."
Langarm then turned to Moody. "And you," he said. "You have served the Ministry, and the wizards of Britain and Ireland, well these past five years, dutifully and faithfully carrying out your duty to our and your orders with vigour and more than enough competence for the job. Stopping robbers, flushing out assaulters-I believe you were the one who arrested Orion Black when he refused to co-operate in dealing with the arson of Muggle farms?"
Moody nodded, similar to Alfred.
Langarm clapped his hands together and rubbed them quickly. "Then the two of you should probably not need me to understand why I will be having the both of you transferred to the Foreign Enemies Division."
Alfred's eyes widened in surprise, having not really been expecting this announcement from Langarm. "What?" he blurted out.
Moody was also staring at his boss, though more wondering if he had lost the plot.
Langarm was nodding in confirmation, and made a gesture for the two Aurors to sit down, which they did.
"Now, I am certain that the two of you are wondering just why I have selected the two of you for the F.E.D.," guessed Langarm. "Am I correct in this assumption?"
Both Alfred and Moody nodded.
"Don't bother objecting," he then told them, "I'm not finished yet."
Neither of them were planning to speak out anyway.
"Well," continued Langarm, "the reason why I have selected the two of you is because new blood is needed. Half the Aurors that we currently have in the F.E.D. served in the war against Grindelwald, over 20 years ago. They can still put up a fight-they're Aurors for God's sake, they've got to-but by this point, we've captured enough of Grindelwald's ex-followers to neutralise the threat of his return, and soon there's going to be a lot of retirement parties, which'll have the effect of drastically reducing the F.E.D. in size."
"So what you're saying is that by putting us in there, the manpower shortage of the Foreign Enemies Division will be less damaging for us?" guessed Alfred.
"The two of you are highly capable, as I have said already," explained Langarm. "You were the natural choices for the job anyway."
"Well," concurred Moody, "I suppose that that is a good point to take in consideration, whether or not the 'new blood' is up to the task, sir."
"It's always important, Auror Moody," replied Langarm.
"When will we be officially assigned, sir?" asked Alfred.
"The 23rd of this month," replied Langarm. "You can go home and change now and be sure to trade in your current uniforms for the F.E.D.'s within the week."
Alfred nodded. "Understood, sir."
Moody nodded as well. "Also understood, sir."
As the two men walked out of Langarm's office towards Moody's cubicle, Alfred asked, "Where do you think you're going to be sent first?"
Moody's reply was curt. "Probably Bolivia. There's talk that one of Grindelwald's lackeys is living there under an alias, and that the Israelis may be going after him."
"And it would definitely be a big publicity boost for us if we were the ones to get him first," surmised Alfred.
Moody nodded in confirmation. "It most certainly would. So where do you think they'll send you first?"
Alfred shrugged. "Who knows, Moody? Probably wherever they'll need me."
"Alfred," replied Moody, "when you're an Auror, that's what you're expected to do."
"I know, believe me," replied Alfred. "Though I hope where they need me doesn't include assassinating Umbridge."
Moody snorted. "Like they'd want to waste Ministry resources on killing that prick."
Alfred chuckled and gave a nod. "So true. They'd be better off just giving him a tidy sum of money and sending him to an early retirement."
"Well, enough about him," replied Moody. "Want to go for a drink at the Leaky Cauldron later?"
"Sure," accepted Alfred. "I don't really have any other plans for the evening, and I'm sure you don't either because you don't seem like the type to attract women."
Moody chuckled and gave him the reverse-V sign in response.
Alfred decided at this point to end his tour of Memory Lane. Looking at his watch, he noticed that the time was now 12.48pm.
"12.48pm GMT," he noted, as by this point he felt that they were probably out of the UK's time zone and that by the time he reached America, this time on his watch would be very much inaccurate.
A loud knock on the door caught his attention, and Alfred got up to see who it was.
It was Philip, who had an embarrassed look on his face.
"Alfred, I forgot to tell you that I'm in the cabin next to yours," he said.
"Which one?" asked Alfred.
"The left," answered Philip.
"Why are you telling me this?" asked Alfred again.
Philip sighed, his cheeks turning red.
"Well," he eventually replied, "I'm sure you'd prefer to have a good night's sleep without being disturbed, wouldn't you?"
"The stewardess?" guessed Alfred.
Philip nodded. "yes, the stewardess," he confirmed.
"Alright," said Alfred, "I'll put up an Imperturbable Charm, and you can Slytherin to her Chamber of Secrets as much as you want."
"Thank you," replied Philip, his face red as he closed the door.
8 January 1970
Alfred sat down at the table in the restaurant, Philip sitting opposite him.
"Anything in mind?" asked Philip.
"Something expensive, seeing as you're paying," replied Alfred with some mirth.
Philip, not letting his upper-class upbringing get in the way of things, discretely showed him the middle finger.
"You're not going to spend this whole trip sponging, are you?" asked Philip.
"Why should I?" asked Alfred. "I have nothing to gain by taking advantage of your money. Cheap food is available nearly everywhere, books don't cost much, and it's going to be a long time before cinema tickets cost over £10."
"You've a very good point there, when you put it like that," replied Philip. "So what will you be having then?"
"Fish and chips, if they serve them," decided Alfred.
"Something about that dish that you English love," Philip sighed.
"You Irish haven't much room to speak-I've been to Dublin, there's at least 10 fish-and-chip shops," countered Alfred.
"I think you have another point," replied Philip. "In any case, I'll just have Salisbury steak."
"Wise choice," said Alfred.
"You don't seem like the kind of person to cook," said Philip.
Alfred gave a small shrug. "Knowing how to cook is useful, but you'd understand that in my previous line of work, it would be unnecessary to know anything too fancy or could take too long. Consequently, I made a lot of sandwiches. It was only when there was time off that I really began experimenting."
"How so, and with what?" asked Philip, curiosity and stomach piqued.
"Well," answered Alfred, leaning on the table, "I know how to make a damn good kaldereta."
"That's a Filipino dish, isn't it?" inquired Philip.
Alfred nodded. "I picked up the recipe about three years ago in Manila. I've picked up a lot of other recipes and ways to make food before and since, so if your sister's looking for a chef as well as a bodyguard, she's gotten 2 for the price of 1."
Philip chuckled. "I'm sure she'll like that," he said, before glancing. "The waiter's coming. You were fish and chips, right?"
Alfred nodded. "And you were going for the Salisbury steak."
"Right," agreed Philip as the waiter stood in front of them.
An hour later, Alfred was back in his cabin, writing on a piece of paper with a pencil and one of his catalogues underneath. The writing in question was a 'to-do list' for himself when he arrived in the States.
"Alright, so MACUSA is still taking people in at Ellis Island," he muttered to himself, glancing at the wall in case Philip was in with the stewardess from earlier. "We'll be in New York by… the 10th, I think, I may be getting something wrong, and I should be better at remembering this, seeing as I was a former Auror."
He sighed. "The point is, I go to Ellis Island within the hour of arriving in the United States, whenever that is. Philip will keep my wand-I am very much aware I am breaking the law by doing that, but better safe than sorry."
Glancing out the porthole, he continued talking to himself. "Once I get to Ellis Island, I go to the south side, at the Laundry Building of the Hospital. I say a specific line, I'm showed in, and I'm kept in there for about 2-3 hours. I'm asked about 20 questions about myself and my life before, and 20 questions about what I know about the Magical Society in America. That should take about an hour.
"After that, a five minute check-up on my health. And after that I'll be brought back in, where Martha will be there representing me and her fiancé to back my case. That will take about a half-hour. Once all that is finished, I can make my way to Gotham on the train, listing my new residence as at her fiancé's home, and my green card should be given to me after two weeks."
He finished writing and sat back straight in his chair. Looking out the window, he noticed that the clouds had become darker and the sea rougher.
Realising that they were more than likely heading away from England, Alfred realised that he ought to head up to the deck to say goodbye to his birthplace.
Once up on deck, he was met with light rain, though it was not hard enough to deter others from staying outside with him.
As he had been hoping, he could still see England's shores, even if they were fading away from view. He reckoned that they were now somewhere off the coast of Cornwall.
Despite the fact that the rain could eventually worsen, Alfred decided to brave it: having been an Auror, he had faced much more dangerous things than the weather.
"What are you doing, stranger?" asked a man with a Texan accent.
Alfred, not taking his eyes off the coast as it began fading from view, replied "I'm saying goodbye to home."
The Texan turned to see where Alfred was looking, and understood what he meant. "I'll leave you to it, then," he replied, walking away to find someone else to talk to.
Alfred barely registered the man's exit, so focused was he on the fading view of England's coastline. As the last vestige faded away in the distance, he saluted with his right arm, as he remembered his father doing 25 years before to his Captain when he left the dock.
Eventually, he felt the rain become stronger, and so he turned and walked back inside to his cabin, ignoring the stewardess from earlier walking into Philip's cabin with an expectant smile on her face.
Removing his coat and placing it on the back of his chair, he sat down on his bed and took out A Clockwork Orange. He would leave his to-do list for now-he reckoned that something would come to him while he was reading.
Five minutes later, he placed the bookmark back inside and returned to his list, writing down 'Introduce self to Thomas Wayne and his parents (should they still be alive-it is unlikely that they know of Martha's true heritage)' and 'Go around the city to familiarise self; perhaps enter a bar and start a fight.'
He snickered slightly at the last idea: if he remembered correctly, Moody had been banned for life three years ago from The Red Griffin for doing just that.
"Ah well," he said to himself, "getting banned from a bar means I probably have fewer places to worry about myself."
A loud scream, followed by giggling, both emanating from Philip's cabin interrupted his thoughts. Alfred sighed and groaned, realising that it probably would have been a good idea for him to put the Imperturbable Charm on his side of the wall as well.
Congratulations to Saoirse Ronan on her Golden Globe! As a fellow Irishman, I hope the Oscar is yours!
Chapter 10: Arrival
13 January 1970
"We've not long yet," Philip informed Alfred as they sat next to one another reading-Alfred reading an old copy of Gibbons Stamp Monthly, Philip reading Big Maggie. "We'll be arriving in New York City tomorrow."
"This has taken longer than I thought," muttered Alfred as turned a page. "By the way, how do you know?"
"I asked the captain," replied Philip. "If you think it was that stewardess I was with a few days ago, you're very mistaken."
Alfred raised an eyebrow. "Saying 'you were with her' is a giant understatement, my friend," he countered.
"You are aware you can be very sarcastic, right?" asked Philip in curiosity.
Alfred nodded. "Half the Aurors have told me that."
"What do you think about this newest attack?" Philip asked, changing the subject and carefully pulling out a copy of the latest edition of The Daily Prophet, disguised to ensure that the Muggles on board paid it no notice.
"The 'hidden stands', I see," noted Alfred.
Philip nodded in confirmation. "There was another attack last night. Here."
Alfred took the paper, opened it and began reading. "Holy shit," he muttered. "An assassination attempt on Eugenia Jenkins?"
Alfred continued reading, making sure not to say anything aloud in case the nearby Muggles heard him:
'Three wizards wearing black cloaks and white masks Apparated into Diagon Alley, as the Minister of Magic announced her willingness to enter into talks with the organisers of the Squib Rights marches, and opened fire with Killing Curses at the Minister. These were intercepted when Head Auror Cerberus Langarm conjured a brick wall around the Minister, before ordering Aurors Alastor Moody and Rufus Scrimgeour to engage the assailants and the Magical Law Enforcement Squad to evacuate the crowd, while he escorted the Minister to her home.
'What followed was a fierce duel between the two veteran Aurors and the masked would-be assassins, which was brought to a swift end when Auror Scrimgeour, 34, was hit in the chest by a modified Jelly-Legs Curse that caused his rib-cage to soften and collapse, necessitating his evacuation by Auror Moody, 35, to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.'
Alfred paused at this. "Rufus," he muttered worriedly under his breath. He and the long-haired Auror were definitely friends during Alfred's time in the Aurors, though Alfred still had Moody as his first choice to be best man if he ever got married.
Gulping, he continued reading the article to ensure his friend was not dead.
'The arrival of additional reinforcements finally forced the masked assailants to retreat and evade arrest, but not before one of them sent a strange spell into the sky which created the image of a skull with a snake slithering out of its mouth. According to interviewed eyewitnesses (who asked to remain anonymous), the apparition bore a strong resemblance to a similar one created outside the homes of attacked Muggles in late October last and late November last, leading this reporter to conclude that these attacks are all being perpetrated by the same small group of wizards.'
Alfred snorted cynically. He and the others in the Auror Office had come to that conclusion shortly after the death of the Muggle publican, and had felt somewhat miffed that neither Crouch nor Jenkins had kept this out of the public eye, believing it could have possibly helped in the investigation. He was pleased, however, that someone had decided to say it.
'Deputy Head of the DMLE, Bartemius Crouch, condemned the attack as "a vicious and indefensible attack on the Ministry, on British Wizardkind and on our way of life!"
'Auror Scrimgeour, as of this writing, is still in a believed critical condition at St Mungo's, with 2 Healers monitoring his condition and 4 others working on a way to solve it.
Alfred sighed in relief at reading this, though deep down there was still the dread that the Healers would be unable to help him and that Rufus might not survive.
'The Minister arrived home safely and has no intention of staying away from her workplace, and has refused to allow this attack to deter her from holding talks with the Squib Rights leaders.
'Although the Ministry has not given signs that it will do so, The Daily Prophet will issue a reward of 300 galleons to any witch or wizard who sends us information that may lead to the arrest of the perpetrators of last night's attack and the previous attacks. We at The Daily Prophet do not, and never will, condone violence in any manner against any groups, and will do whatever we can to ensure that such crimes do not happen again.'
"Well?" asked Philip curiously.
"Rufus, for now, is alive," replied Alfred. "I'm sure you knew, seeing as you must have read it already. But I like saying it for myself. He…he's never seemed the type to get hit by something so severe. We all assumed that he could be the only wizard that could survive a Killing Curse, on account of having survived a lot of mad shit, but this really, truly puts things into perspective."
"How?" asked Philip again.
"I lost a leg. He's gotten his ribs turned to jelly. It sounds silly, yes, but when you really think about it, it's actually quite disturbing. At least my leg could be fixed-or at least, replaced. Suppose they can't do anything about Rufus's ribs? He might be stuck in that damned hospital bed for the rest of his life then. He might actually die, and just imagine how the public reacts to that."
"Because no Aurors have killed on duty since the war, correct?" assumed Philip.
Alfred nodded. "To be fair, it took France 14 years before that happened to them, so I'd say we did quite well."
Philip groaned. "Considering what we've just read, that is probably in poor taste," he said in a chastising manner.
Alfred nodded. "I know," he agreed. "Old habits die hard."
"Well, seeing as Martha's future father-in-law died five years ago, I'd say you're in the clear when taking about him to her fiancée," replied Philip as he quickly rose from his seat.
"Where are you going?" asked Alfred.
"The privy," replied Philip as he began to run awkwardly.
Alfred rolled his eyes in response.
14 January 1970
Alfred was standing out on deck, waiting to see America expectantly.
He wondered if this was how the immigrants from decades before felt when the made the crossing to the New World, this feeling of expectancy and hope to start anew.
'Don't do this,' he told himself in his head. 'You're sounding sentimental, Alfred. Stop it. You're an Auror-to be more accurate, you used to be an Auror. There shouldn't be any sentimentality left in you after Auror training.'
He exhaled and put his hands into the pocket of his coat as the wind and air became colder.
"So you go in, sit down, wait for the interviewer to enter, and when he sits down, begin," he muttered under his breath, reminding himself of what he was to do upon reaching Ellis Island.
He heard footsteps behind him. He turned and saw it was Philip.
"We've only a few minutes left before we see the city on the horizon," informed Philip.
"Thank you," replied Alfred, turning back to watch as New York City came into view.
Even though he had seen the city in photographs and on screen, the majesty and size of the buildings still amazed him when he saw them come closer.
And then he saw the Statue, standing high in the harbour, as if welcoming newcomers to her land.
"So," he breathed, "that's how they felt."
Alfred walked down to the slush-covered pier from the ship, Philip behind him.
"You'll make sure my things aren't stolen, right?" asked Alfred.
Philip nodded. "You have my word. If anything happens, you can be as angry as you like."
"If anything's stolen, I'm shoving my left leg all the way up your arse until you vomit the polish," replied Alfred.
Philip winced at the thought, before noticing a man in a trench-coat holding a sign with the words 'Alfred Pennyworth.'
He tapped Alfred's shoulder and pointed at him. "I think you go with him," he said.
"Alright," replied Alfred. Turning around to shake Philip's hand, he continued. "If I don't pass this, I'm sorry in advance for wasting your time."
"Don't be," said Philip, tipping his hat at Alfred as the ex-Auror walked away to the man in the trench-coat.
"You are Alfred Pennyworth?" asked the wizard.
"Yes, I am," replied Alfred.
The wizard held out his arm. "Come with me, please."
Alfred took his arm. "Where are you taking me, exactly?" he asked. "Interrogation? You look the type."
The wizard escorting him shook his head and directed him to cross the street, heading the direction of an empty alleyway. "No, Mr Pennyworth, I'm here to bring you to Ellis Island."
Once they were far enough into the alleyway, they stopped. After looking around for a brief moment, the wizard asked "Given your…condition, is it alright for you to Apparate?"
Alfred nodded in the affirmative.
"Well then, may you please hold on to my arm?"
Alfred did as his 'guide' asked and within seconds, felt the all-too-familiar feeling of Apparation as they disappeared out of the alleyway.
Chapter 11: Ellis Island, Part 1
13 January 1970
Apparating in front of the morgue, Alfred found the Ellis Island Hospital grounds to be less impressive than he had previously imagined it to be, though he supposed that this was an advantage-as this was where MACUSA vetted foreign wizards looking to permanently reside in the country, it made sense to be located somewhere where there would be few tourists. Then again, seeing as there were no tourists on Ellis Island, they were safe from prying eyes.
"This way," said Alfred's guide. Alfred followed him, knocking on his leg to make sure there was no risk of it falling off and him falling over.
The two men walked over to the Laundry Building, Alfred noticing signs suggesting two wizards under Disillusionment Charms were on guard near it.
Opening the door, the guide and Alfred entered the empty old room. The cracks on the walls and the spider-webs showed that there had been few attempts by Muggles to renovate at least this part of the complex.
"Are you certain that the Muggles-that is, the non-magical people-won't be interested in renovating this facility at any point?" asked Alfred aloud.
The guide shook his head as he took his wand out and tapped the wall with it in a particular pattern. "We'll know if they do," he replied, "and if so, we've a potential replacement for this."
The tapping of the wall caused it to open up and reveal an elevator with open doors.
Alfred and the guide stepped inside. The guide pressed his thumb against a button, causing the doors to close, the elevator to descend and the wall to cover the shaft once more.
Alfred took in a breath, thankful for being indoors and out of the reach of the cold January air.
"How long will this process take, if I may inquire?" he asked his guide.
"About 110 minutes," replied the guide with some curtness.
'Shorter time than I had expected,' Alfred thought as the elevator stopped descending and the doors opened.
The two men thus walked out of the elevator down a well-lit corridor with about 3 or 4 wooden doors dotting its walls.
They stopped at the door at the end of the corridor, the guide knocking twice loudly.
"Who is it?" called a gruff Brooklyn voice.
"It's me," answered the guide. "I have Mr Pennyworth with me."
"Okay," replied the voice. "Send him in."
The guide opened the door and showed Alfred in.
"Hello," greeted a bespectacled grey-haired man in a three-piece suit. Alfred nodded back to him in acknowledgement.
"You must be Mr Alfred Pennyworth," read the grey-haired man. "Am I correct in presuming so?"
Alfred nodded. "Yes sir, I am."
The grey-haired man smiled. "Good." He turned to Alfred's guide. "You can leave now."
As the other man walked out the door, the grey-haired man gestured for Alfred to sit down opposite him.
"You will be given a series of questions to ask on this piece of paper," explained the grey-haired man to Alfred. "You will have about an hour to answer all of them. We have a quill provided, charmed to ensure that no lies are written down. I will be supervising you. Have you any questions?"
"Just one: Am I able to use the bathroom at any point during the allotted hour?" asked Alfred.
"Yes, you may," replied the supervisor, handing Alfred the quill. "Your time starts now."
Question 1: What is your full name at present, is it your birth name and if not what was it?
Alfred wrote down 'My full name at present is Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth. As of 13 January 1970, I have not legally changed it at any point. It is my birth name.'
Question 2: What is your date of birth?
Answering the question, Alfred wrote down 'My date of birth is Friday, 16 April 1937.'
Question 3: Where were you born and raised?
Alfred snorted as he wrote 'I was born in London, and raised during the Second World War (1940-1944) largely by my maternal grandparents, who resided in Coventry. When the war ended, my parents and I continued to stay in London.'
Question 4: What wizarding school did you attend and for what years?
Alfred's response: 'I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry during the years 1948 to 1955.'
Question 5: After you graduated from school, what was your line of work?
Alfred briefly wondered if it would be possible to get this finished faster: 'After graduation from Hogwarts, I applied to join the Auror Office of the British Ministry of Magic. I spent three years undergoing the required training. I qualified as an Auror in 1958, and was reassigned to the Foreign Enemies Division in 1961.'
Question 6: For how long did you work in this occupation for?
Alfred wrote down 'I worked in the Auror Office from 1958 to 1969, when I resigned from my position.'
Question 7: Have you ever been arrested under suspicion of any crimes, have you ever been charged with any crimes and have you ever been convicted of any crimes?
Question 8: Do you have any medical or psychological conditions that you think we should be made aware of?
'I have no psychological or medical conditions that I am at present aware of. However, in October 1969, I lost part of my right leg to a Cutting Curse.'
Question 9: For what reason or reasons have you decided to immigrate to the United States of America?
'After my resignation from the Auror Office, I was given an offer to work for Martha Kane, an Irish witch now currently living in Gotham City, by her older brother. The first part of my adult life has been filled with more than enough action and adrenaline-America, being civilised and peaceful yet simultaneously possessing a spark of energy, is a country I feel would suit me to the ground.'
Question 10: State your religious denomination, if any.
'I am a lapsed Anglican.'
Question 11: What are the details of your wand?
'My wand is 12 inches long, made of ebony wood with a dragon heartstring core.'
Question 12: Are there any skills, abilities etc. that you possess that you believe would make you an asset to American society?
Not missing a beat, Alfred wrote 'I am a proficient duellist and quick thinker. Excluding English, I can speak five languages fluently (French, German, Italian, Latin and Korean) and am capable of holding a conversation in four others (Japanese, Swahili, Spanish and Arabic). Before my injury, I was capable of convincing disguising myself without having to resort to magic (acting).'
Question 13: State the results of your Ordinary Wizarding Levels.
Alfred sighed with some annoyance, and wrote 'A (Acceptable) in Ancient Runes and History of Magic; E (Exceeds Expectations) in Astronomy, Care of Magical Creatures, Potions and Transfiguration; O (Outstanding) in Charms, Defence Against the Dark Arts and Herbology.'
Question 14: State the results of your Nastily Exhausting Wizard Tests.
For a moment, Alfred wondered if these questions were picked out of a hat or if they were standardised-given out to all who came through.
In any event, it did not stop him from writing down 'A in Astronomy; E in Care of Magical Creatures, Potions, Herbology and Transfiguration; O in Charms and Defence Against the Dark Arts.'
Question 15: Do you believe that No-Majes could prove a potential threat to the Wizarding World if they so desired?
Alfred put down 'Yes.'
Question: 16: Do you believe in greater co-operation between the Magical and non-Magical communities?
Alfred rolled his eyes. Having contacted several Muggles who were aware of the Wizarding World's existence, he had found that a majority of them supported the idea of greater co-operation and linkage between the two societies. Eventually, he himself had come to the conclusion it would be a good idea as well. 'Yes,' he wrote.
Question 17: What is your favourite colour?
'Ah,' Alfred thought, reading ahead. 'These last four are mostly personality-based questions.'
So he wrote down his favourite colour. 'Navy blue.'
Question 18: Write down a list of your pastimes, hobbies, interests, etc.
'I have an affinity for reading. In my youth, I collected stamps and am contemplating a return to that field. I am also learning to cook various meals.'
Question 19: In your opinion, who has a better chance of victory-A No-Maj with a firearm or a wizard with a wand?
Alfred did not write anything for several minutes, instead staring at the question while he thought about his answer.
'Well, it depends on the Muggle's firearm, for one. If it's a musket, the Muggle's dead, but if it is pistol with a magazine, then it's the wizard who'll be dead. Also, the skill of both parties with their particular weapons has to be taken into account, in particular marksmanship-bad aim or good aim, they're still dangerous. Proficiency in nonverbal magic would be a considerable asset for the wizard, for example. The power of the spell, the power of the firearm and the power of the wizard must all also be considered.'
Eventually, he decided to write something along those lines down.
Question 20: If you originally came from Britain, which Hogwarts House were you Sorted into?
Pleased that he was about to be finished, Alfred simply wrote 'I was Sorted into Hufflepuff House.'
"Now, just to let you know, this next one doesn't really affect whether or not you get in," informed the supervisor. "We just want to see how much you know."
"What does affect whether or not I'm allowed?" asked Alfred.
"The questions you've just worked on, your medical, and the argument made by whoever is looking to hire you," replied the supervisor.
20 questions later, Alfred put down his quill and began nursing his aching hand. He pushed the papers up to the supervisor's side of the desk and watched as he took them.
"Are you finished with everything?" asked the supervisor, looking up from his report.
Alfred nodded, briefly glancing at the clock. "Yes sir."
The supervisor rose from his seat. "Well then, you may get up and head to the Healer's office for your medical evaluation."
"Which door is that in?" asked Alfred.
"That one," replied the supervisor, gesturing his thumb to the door on the opposite side of the room to the door Alfred had entered to.
Alfred nodded in thanks as he moved to open it, but the supervisor stopped him.
"Your wand, please," he requested. "It'll need to be registered, even if you fail to pass."
"Just in case?" asked Alfred.
"Just in case," nodded the supervisor as Alfred opened the door and entered the Healer's office.
The inside was clean and white, and reminded him strongly of his visit to the GP's office when he was twelve.
Noticing a chair, Alfred went to drape his coat on the back of it and to sit down, waiting for the Healer to arrive.
He didn't have long to wait-a blonde witch in Healer clothing opened the door and entered the office, greeting him with a small smile.
"Good morning," she said. Alfred greeted her with a similar phrase.
"I'd like you to lie down on this bed first, if that's alright with you," she told him.
Alfred nodded, took his coat off the chair, hung it up on the hook behind the door, and sat down on the bed, looking at the Healer.
"Is it alright if I take off my leg?" asked Alfred, rolling up the right leg of his trousers.
"Oh, yes, you can," replied the Healer, who looked like she rarely came across these things in her line of work.
Alfred winced as he pulled his leg off and gently stood it up on the ground before he did as the Healer asked and lied down on the bed.
"What I'm going to do is recite several spells to check your overall health-if you have anything that may become a problem in the future, or something small you have right now, for example-and if I'm able to fix it, I will."
"Is this regardless of whether I pass or not?" asked Alfred in curiosity. He felt a slight sigh of relief when she nodded her head in the positive. Healers could always be counted on for something.
Closing his eyes, Alfred calmly thought about the events that would probably happen whilst in Gotham as the Healer did her work.
'Philip told me she's involved in protests against the Vietnam conflict, so I'll definitely have to be there in case they turn violent. It wouldn't be the first time.
'Secondly, considering what happened to Rufus…Jesus Christ, I'll have to be really vigilant. Just because I'm no longer an Auror doesn't mean I can stand by and not do anything. Being in America, I can watch out for any activity that may be linked to what's happening over in Britain. That said, it's a long shot, seeing as MACUSA have Aurors to watch out for terrorists.
'Then there's Gotham City's reputation as a crime-infested shithole, which has existed since the 1920s at least, when the organised crime groups rooted themselves into the infrastructure thanks to the Prohibition money. A bar fight with those sons of bitches might be interesting.'
Eventually, the Healer told him to get back up, as she was finished.
"How is it?" he asked her.
The Healer looked at the results, which an enchanted quill had written down on a piece of parchment. "It all looks good. Your leg injury is no obstacle for you-America will welcome anyone. Your vital organs all look good, especially your lungs-if I may ask, do you smoke?"
Alfred shook his head. "No, no. I tried one or two back in my Sixth Year, but I didn't like it, and so I've stayed away from them ever since."
"That's nice to hear," commented the Healer as she continued. "Well, you should be pleased to know that you also have no hereditary illnesses, you require no Blood-Replenishing Potions…in short, you have passed your medical evaluation in 5 minutes less time than usual, and with flying colours."
The news of this brought a smile to Alfred's face. "That's brilliant."
The Healer nodded in agreement. "You can put your leg back on and go back into the supervisor's office."
"Alright," acknowledged Alfred. "I will."
Martha Kane was sitting in the same chair Alfred had been in while undertaking the Q&A. The moment that the door opened and Alfred came back into the office, she stood up and took a step back.
"Oh," he said, looking from the chair to her. "Were-were you sitting down in there?"
She nodded. "Yes," she spoke in an Irish accent that had started to become tainted by nearly a decade of living in America.
"You can keep the seat, you know, Miss Kane," reassured Alfred. "I'll just stand."
"How did you know?" asked Martha.
"Your voice," replied Alfred. "There's a clear Irish accent there, but these past few years of life here in America, they've begun to seep into it and Americanise it. Also, we were at Hogwarts around the same time, despite being a few years apart, so I know already what you look like."
"I understand," said Martha back. "I suppose it would have been silly if you had forgotten what I looked like, especially given that you used to be an Auror…I'm sorry for that comment, by the way."
Alfred chuckled. "Don't be-that life's behind me now," he said back to her. "You are right, though, especially since there really isn't that many of us around."
At that moment, the supervisor walked back in, carrying some documents and moved behind the desk. Martha sat back down in the chair. Alfred elected to continue standing, while a quick glance at his watch told him it had been nearly 40 minutes since he had gone into the Healer's office for his medical evaluation.
There was a moment's silence. Then the supervisor spoke.
"While you were inside with our Healer," he explained, "Miss Kane arrived and I, seeing as we are undergoing a structural inspection, decided to rearrange the schedule and allow her to make her case whilst you were inside. I trust you are unoffended by this development."
"Oh no, I'm fine with it," said Alfred. "I know I can't control everything that happens in my life, whether I'm happy with that or not, and it's always nice to have extra time to oneself."
The supervisor nodded. "That is true. Very true, indeed."
"So, if I may ask, what are the results?" asked Alfred with some trepidation.
"Well," answered the supervisor, removing his glasses and rubbing his eyes, "I haven't yet finished it, but it should take around two hours to complete, and from what I have read of all this so far, it bodes well for you. In the meantime, it's now 12 o'clock, so why not go register your wand down at the Wand Permit Office, get yourself lunch and come back here."
"Will I be escorted by the guide from earlier?" asked Alfred.
"He'll be keeping an eye on you if you head off to any non-magical restaurants and will alert the Aurors if you leave New York City," replied the supervisor. "In the meantime, I am sure Miss Kane can go to Gotham and start preparing your room. Even if you fail to pass, we will let you stay briefly."
Alfred nodded in acceptance of this decision. "That's fine with me. I'm in no hurry to leave this city."
"You'd better not," remarked Martha as she walked out of the office.
The supervisor nodded to himself as he took out a cigarette and began reading the document. Looking up to see Alfred still standing, he said curtly "You can leave now."
Alfred did so a few seconds later.
Chapter 12: Lunctime to Wand Permits
13 January 1970
Alfred picked up his wand outside the office and Apparated into the alley where he had been taken to before arriving on Ellis Island.
He found New York City (or, to be more specific, Manhattan) strangely busy in the winter. He wondered if that was because of their different attitude to snow compared to the old country: in Britain, everyone felt that snow was a very big deal (especially the children and the elderly, albeit for very different reasons), while here, it seemed that it was at best a mere inconvenience. That said, he knew better than to make blind presumptions.
For a brief moment, he wondered if there was actually some kind of secret test of character where he had to do something or make a decision that would be the final evaluation that would allow him to enter the United States and work for the Waynes ('Read: work for Philip', he thought). However, such an endeavour would be too risky: there were too many variables, choices and options that could happen if that was the case, meaning that almost nobody would be able to get in.
Checking his coat for gloves, he muttered several foul words under his breath as he failed to find any, cursing his lack of foresight and his stupidity in not bringing any with him. Sighing, he rubbed his hands together quickly to generate warmth that way, gaining mild success-his hands were now only less cold than they were before.
Exiting the alley, he found there were more people walking in the streets than there were when he first went down into the alley. Noticing they were mostly quiet and were not carrying any signage, he immediately ruled out the possibility of them being anti-war protestors.
'Also,' he thought, 'who in their right mind plans a protest in winter, when very few people want to be outside for extended periods of time?'
That meant that these people had the same plan as he had: find somewhere to get lunch for themselves-unlike him, though, they had to do so within the limits of their lunch hour.
Following the crowd, Alfred found himself walking nearly two blocks, passing several cheap fast-food restaurants, before he came upon a restaurant that catered for wizards: The Blind Pig, on Macdougal Street.
"Why am I going into one of these?" he muttered quietly to himself, remembering the establishment's name from an unauthorised biography about Newt Scamander published 10 years ago. "I've been inside enough of them back home."
He stared at the establishment in thought, thinking of a solution to his question. "Maybe it's because I'd prefer my first meal as an immigrant to be somewhere familiar, and this place, even if it's a little seedy-looking, fits the bill."
Cracking his knuckles in cynical anticipation of a fight, he walked down the stairs to the door, noticed it was closed, and tapped it on the lintel.
The sliding peephole opened up, and a pair of eyes looked at him from within.
Alfred gave the eyes a slight polite nod. "Hello," he said. "I was wondering if I could ask if your premises served food."
The eyes stared at him for a few seconds before closing. Alfred waited a few seconds, noticed that he would not likely be allowed in straight away, and so knocked again.
The eyes reappeared. "What is it?" their owner's voice asked.
"I used to be an Auror with the British Ministry," answered Alfred, taking out his wand. "I know nearly three dozen spells that you really do not want used upon yourself. I am also losing my patience and am very hungry. So please, unless this is a private members-only club, can I come the hell in?"
The eyes continued to look at him for a few seconds, Alfred recognising that there was some fear in them, before replying "Sure," and opening the door to let him in.
The inside of The Blind Pig was not the brightest or the most welcoming, but Alfred felt that it suited the exterior (He did wonder if it had been a speakeasy during Prohibition). There was a lot of brown and beige, many photographs on the walls, their occupants moving to and fro within their frames.
The establishment was also quite full, with wizards, several goblins, a giant hunched in the back and two or three house-elves acting as the barmen and waiters. Alfred had a sinking feeling that there was a chance there were several people in here who were probably involved in criminal activities.
Walking up to the bar, he sat himself down on a stool and waited for one of the house-elves to come up and ask him what he required.
While he did this, he took the time to look around the bar some more. He knew immediately that at least 3 of the brands of alcohol on the shelf were illegal in Britain and Canada, and that the 'Gnarlak's Mister Blue' was definitely an illegal substance both here and everywhere else, and one that would certainly warrant an investigation by the American Aurors if they were to be made aware of it.
Alfred rejected the idea of informing immediately, believing that there would be a possible risk that doing so would end up affecting his ability to stay in America if the tip-off ended up being traced back to him.
A house-elf approached him from behind the bar. Alfred noted that it was a young one-at the very least, it didn't have as many wrinkles as one he had seen in Hogwarts (he often wondered if the whole point of the Hogwarts Caretaker position was to supervise the house-elves and give them loophole-free orders).
"Whaddya want?" the house-elf asked.
Alfred glanced at the clock (12.41pm) and then at the menu above the shelves of liquor, written down in chalk. He then turned to the house-elf as he replied.
"A French dip sandwich and a glass of water, please," he replied politely. He knew it would not have been a good idea to drink any alcohol for a while. Not on a day like this.
The house-elf nodded in understanding, snapping his fingers (sending a small paper aeroplane through a door to the kitchen) and leaving to serve another customer.
Alfred, exhaling, drummed his fingers lightly on the wooden counter. It had been nearly 3 minutes since he had made his order, but he was not worried about that: French dip usually took a while to ready.
Rather, what he was concerned about was if the bouncer he had 'convinced' into him entry into the bar had gone to tell his boss of him. As he kept reminding himself, he was not looking to cause trouble here. Not if it meant screwing up the green card process.
That said, if he got punched in the face for his efforts, he would welcome it. He was beginning to feel bored, which he hated: it made him feel like he had nothing to do with his life. Which was untrue, but boredom did have that effect at times.
A finger tapped his shoulder. Turning around, he saw it was the bouncer, big, bearded and wearing a black turtleneck. Next to him-a wrinkly goblin holding a cigar.
"So, you're the British ex-Auror, I hear," the goblin said in a gruff local accent and baritone.
"Uh, yes," replied Alfred, realising that the bouncer had told his boss, and hoping this wasn't going to result in anything violent (he could justify whatever happened in the next 10 minutes as self-defence, if he acted right).
The goblin stuck out a hand. "Name's Gnarlak," he said with a smile.
"I know that," said Alfred. "Now."
Gnarlak looked at the bouncer. "Go back to the door," he ordered.
The bouncer did as he was told, and Gnarlak got up onto the stool next to Alfred.
"Y'know, most of my family work in Gringotts," he told Alfred, who refused to take his eyes off him.
"So you're an immigrant yourself?" asked Alfred.
Gnarlak chuckled. "I've been in this country, in this city, for so damn long my old accent is long gone."
"That usually happens when you leave your home to settle somewhere else," answered Alfred.
Gnarlak gave a slight nod. "True, true."
"So, anyway, are you here to tell me not to threaten your employees again, or to offer work?" asked Alfred. "In which case, you will be only half-pleased."
"You won't threaten my bouncer to stick your wand up his ass again, you mean?" asked Gnarlak, looking bemused.
Alfred nodding answered that question.
"And I'm guessing you're here in the States because somebody offered you a job," deduced the goblin.
"Sure, we'll go with that," replied Alfred.
"How about this?" offered Gnarlak. "If you tell me who it is, your lunch'll be on the house, and every other thing you order in here for the rest of your life."
Alfred looked at his glass of water, which had just appeared. "Tempting," he decided, "but I'd rather not. Financially, you'd be better off not giving me special treatment. Also, suppose I decide to order a ridiculous amount of food and drink, or God forbid, I let MACUSA know that you're selling morphine here?"
Gnarlak's eyes dilated. "I-I-I..." he stammered.
Alfred smirked. "I think you see my point," he continued, taking a sip from his glass. "You needn't worry. I'm no longer an Auror-I have no legal obligation to tell MACUSA."
Gnarlak calmed down. "Thank you," he replied.
"Don't mention it," Alfred said back as he added in his head, 'but just because I have no obligation doesn't mean I don't have to keep it to myself.'
Two seconds later, lunch arrived, and Alfred tucked in.
Upon the completion of his lunch (and after paying a generous tip given what little he had on his person-Alfred was pleased that Gnarlak accepted Galleons), Alfred walked back out of The Blind Pig into the streets of Manhattan.
He was still making up his mind on whether it was a good idea to anonymously tip off MACUSA about the morphine (and from what he knew of the local underworld, he believed that the Genovese Family syndicate were the most likely suppliers of the narcotic), and if he were, would he do so immediately, which would let Gnarlak know just who had ratted him out, or would he wait a while before letting them know, which had the potential to raise suspicions as to why he didn't inform them earlier.
"I suppose it could just be anonymous, and not immediately," he finally reasoned. "That way, it could just as well be anyone."
He checked the time. It was now 1.05pm. He reckoned there wasn't much time until he had to return to Ellis Island.
'They should be halfway through the paperwork,' he thought. 'And it shouldn't take me too long to register my wand, so I'll go down to the Wand Permit Office-hopefully it won't take too long for them to do that-and then I'll go back to Elis Island, await the results and depending on what happens, go back to England or go to Gotham.'
The Wand Permit Office of MACUSA was, in Alfred's opinion, a rather novel idea and ingenious method for keeping an eye on illegal magical activity. That said, he was aware it was more than likely born from American wizarding society's more paranoid and (until recently) more conservative views on Magical-Muggle relations.
It was located down in the basement of the Woolworth Building, and appeared in need of two or three extra employees. Both these factors suggested to Alfred that just like in the 1920s, MACUSA undervalued the office.
The Head of the Office came to visit him the moment he entered, due to the lack of work at the moment.
"When are you usually busiest?" asked Alfred.
"Around the beginning or end of the school year," replied the Head. "I don't think I need to explain why."
"You're right not to," Alfred said. "I have a fair idea why."
"Good,"beamed the Head, either ignoring the deadpan package the comment came in or just not caring, as Alfred handed him his wand in exchange for an Application document.
Alfred sighed as he put the paper down on a table and started writing for the various categories. Paperwork was always the one part of Auror life he was glad to leave behind, due to there being surreal amounts of it.
"This won't take long, will it?" he asked the Head.
"No," was the response.
Alfred's sigh was of relief.
Chapter 13: Ellis Island, Part 2
13 January 1970
Martha Kane Apparated back on Ellis Island, her scarf wrapped snugly, and was immediately escorted to the supervisor's office by the same person who escorted Alfred earlier. It was now 1.44pm, or 13.44 in military time.
"Wait here," requested the guide. "The supervisor will call you inside in a few minutes, when he's finished."
Martha gave a nod signalling that she understood, and sat down on a chair against the wall, waiting firstly for the supervisor and secondly for Alfred Pennyworth.
If she was honest with herself, she wasn't entirely sure what to make of the ex-Auror her brother had hired. He seemed courteous, and a little bit out of control-in the sense that he had little to no real control over what he was doing, or how he had gotten into his current situation.
Martha wondered why he didn't seem to be rectifying that decision: surely being an Auror, he'd want to have some degree of control over his actions and not be seen as irresponsible.
'That itself is a good thing,' she thought to herself. 'If he tries to ensure that what he does is by and large by his own choices, people'll see him as responsible and therefore trustworthy. But maybe it's because he's under the impression Philip is trying really hard to make sure everything's prepared for.'
She looked at the clock on the wall-it was now 1.48pm. Pennyworth would be returning soon.
Her line of thought continued to circle him, wondering what exactly Philip saw in him to suggest he keep an eye on her and Thomas in case of anything bad happening (an example he gave-parents finding out and forcing her return to England to marry a wizard of their choice).
She knew he had good intentions for doing this, though, because although she knew that her parents were not on the same delusional wavelength as several others regarding race, blood and birth family, but in other ways, such arranged marriages (once official) and a pitying condescension towards Squibs (unofficial), they were quite traditionalist.
'Knowing the marital laws at the time,' she continued thinking to herself, 'I really would not have had much choice if I had stayed behind in Britain. They would not have accepted my unwillingness to not marry Nott, as much of a supremacist as he is, because of their obsession with sticking to arranged marriages. In spite of the fact that since the 1920s-years before I was born-marriages of convenience arranged by the families have been declining sharply. Even Abraxas Malfoy married out of love. That should probably show to people unfamiliar with Wizarding culture just how much out of favour the practice is now.'
Glancing at the door, she continued her internal monologue.
'The thing is about Pennyworth, what is he going to do when he settles in? Is he going to have us change our wedding plans for security reasons? Not that there are many plans set in stone so far, but it could happen.
'Maybe he'll do the cooking himself to ensure no ingredients that shouldn't be added don't end up in our food. I know Thomas would welcome it-he's a hazard in front of the stove, and I'm no Julia Child myself. Besides, Aurors have a very good reputation for being able to cook their own food-a practice which, if I remember my history books correctly, started around the Napoleonic Wars. It ended up serving them well then, seeing as most of them were in Europe for over 19 months.'
She glanced again at the door, and then the clock. It was now 1.51pm. She changed her subject, but continued to mull her thoughts and keep her current thoughts relevant to the original train.
'Would Mother and Father really resort to kidnapping? I know that they're not going to be particularly pleased if they find out I'm marrying an American Muggle and that I have been seeing him for the past few years.'
She exhaled. 'Still, I suppose they would be happy-and perhaps more accepting-knowing that he hasn't sullied me during our relationship.'
At that moment, the door opened and the supervisor came out, gesturing that she could come in. Composing herself, Martha got up from her seat and walked in.
Alfred sighed in relief as he finished filling out the Wand Registration, put the quill down and, for the second time that day, nursed his aching hand. He really hoped this would be the last time he had to do some serious writing today or for the rest of the week.
Looking at his watch, he saw it was now 1.53pm. "Time to head back," he muttered.
The Head of the Office came out of his office, Alfred's wand in hand.
"You're clear to go," he told the ex-Auror.
Alfred nodded. "Alright then. Thank you," he replied, before turning, walking out of the office into the main lobby, out the door of the Woolworth Building and down into a dark and snow-filled alley devoid of life (bar a raccoon and cat squabbling over scraps).
Turning on his heel, he immediately thought of Ellis Island's hospital and Apparated there.
Upon Apparating in front of the door, Alfred went inside, entered the elevator and pressed the button that sent him down to the supervisor's office.
Opening the door, the supervisor gestured for Alfred to enter his office.
"Take a seat, or stand," he told him. "Whichever you prefer."
Alfred silently elected to stand.
The supervisor did not comment on this, instead reading and sifting through the papers in his hands.
After a few minutes, the silence started to become annoying.
"Well?" asked Alfred.
The supervisor looked up at him with an impatient look. "Don't be pushy, or I'll kick you out of America myself," he replied sternly.
"Anyway," he continued, "we've checked through everything, and so for the time being, you're free to stay in the United States, provided you don't take part in illegal activities."
"Meaning?" asked Martha with some trepidation.
"Well, it's all in order, and you, Mr. Pennyworth, have managed to make the grade," explained the supervisor. "I don't like explaining these things too much because they're boring, so I'm just gonna say you'll get the green card in 3-4 weeks."
"So you mean I've passed?" inquired Alfred with some stoicism.
The supervisor took out another cigarette and lit it before lowering his forehead and sending a glare to Alfred. "Yes, it means that you've passed."
Both Alfred and Martha gave sighs of relief, Martha's being the more audible one.
"Your green card will be delivered by owl to whatever address or area in the United States you are currently residing in, Mr. Pennyworth," the supervisor continued. "Expect it to arrive at night, seeing as that's when owls are naturally out. That way, it's less suspicious."
'Because an owl being seen holding an envelope at any time is not suspicious or unusual in the slightest,' thought Alfred wryly.
"So where exactly, so we don't make any mistakes, are you planning to reside in the United States?" asked the supervisor, exhaling smoke.
"In Gotham City," replied Alfred quickly.
The supervisor, now looking more wary, turned to Martha. "Is this correct?"
Martha nodded in affirmation. "He'll be living with myself and my fiancee. We have a room prepared for him," she said. "Is that alright?"
"Oh, yes, yes, it's okay. It's fine," the supervisor replied. "This basically means the end of your time here, Mr. Pennyworth. So if you could sign this bit here at the end."
He produced an official-looking document. Alfred groaned inwardly, not looking forward to the prospect of yet more writing.