king_allie entered the chat at 3:49 am
king_allie : is anyone on?
king_allie : tonight was...rough
king_allie : ......marco i can see your little green light i know you're on
evil_stepbrother : sorry my king
king_allie : marco you don't have to call me that you know
evil_stepbrother : i know
evil_stepbrother : but yeah, you're right, tonight was bad
evil_stepbrother : he found me first
evil_stepbrother : told me he was going to kill all of you slowly and i couldn't do anything about it
evil_stepbrother : and then he killed me
king_allie : wait marco you speak french
evil_stepbrother : a little
evil_stepbrother : figured it'd come in handy one of these days
king_allie : what can't you do?
evil_stepbrother : write in french lmao
evil_stepbrother : so how'd he do it?
king_allie : i knew what he was saying then, but it faded when i woke up and i don't speak french so i don't really know what he said but
king_allie : he killed me after he revealed that lance and jen were having an affair.
king_allie : and i was crushed. not literally but you know.
king_allie : miles tried. he tried to stop him but. mordred stabbed him. he just lay there bleeding out. eventually mordred knew he wasn't going to get anything else out of me so he just. beheaded me.
king_allie : i wasn't even that important of a member of french royalty why couldn't he leave me alone i was too crushed to do anything then
king_allie : i guess it's okay. that version of me wanted to die
king_allie : sucks that i have to experience it now though
irl_merlin : i'm sorry, allie
king_allie : it's okay
king_allie : we got it right this time
jenuivere : did we?
king_allie : mordred's gone, isn't he?
jenuivere : he's gone, but. i almost ruined it. i almost ruined it again. just like last time. i knew he was coming, allie. i didn't say anything because he knew about me and lance and he'd tell you if i warned you he was coming. i'm sorry
king_allie : jen it's okay
king_allie : i swear
king_allie : you light up my life, and i love you and we've got it all worked out, right? you're dating lance and will and me and it's okay.
irl_merlin : allie and jen in a tree
evil_stepbrother : k i s s i n g
irl_merlin : thanks bro
evil_stepbrother : no problem bro
king_allie : you know we're literally dating, right?
evil_stepbrother : yes but this is fun
morgan_le_fuck_you : yeesh
king_allie : you okay morrie?
morgan_le_fuck_you : i mean, besides being killed by mordred in my dreams and being up at three am so i don't have memories of my own deaths as dreams?
morgan_le_fuck_you : i'm great, thanks for fucking asking
irl_merlin : what'd he do?
morgan_le_fuck_you : he beheaded me. which like. wouldn't have hurt much god fucking knows we've had bloodier deaths but i had to watch elaine die beforehand and it hurt so fucking much
morgan_le_fuck_you : i miss her
will_wagner : i know
morgan_le_fuck_you : oh shut the fuck up
morgan_le_fuck_you : you're literally dating three people as we speak, you don't know what the fuck it's like
king_allie : we're doing our best to find her, morrie, you know that right?
morgan_le_fuck_you : i know
morgan_le_fuck_you : it's just shitty
lancelot_85 : and at last, the prodigal knight returns
lancelot_85 : he beheaded me last of all of us on purpose
lancelot_85 : he told me
lancelot_85 : it was so i could suffer
lancelot_85 : he said if i wasn't so lustful towards jen
lancelot_85 : this never would've happened
irl_merlin : how do you know?
lancelot_85 : i'm in french two
jenuivere : fuck that shit
jenuivere : i was just as complicit in it
king_allie : it's neither of your faults
king_allie : it's mine. i should've known jen wasn't happy.
irl_merlin : like, maybe we should consider that this is all the fault of the evil dude who was prophesied to be evil instead of blaming ourselves?
will_wagner : you tell them miles
will_wagner : <3 i love him so much
morgan_le_fuck_you : this is what i mean
evil_stepbrother : as the only other single person in this chat, i gotta say
evil_stepbrother : sucks to suck
morgan_le_fuck_you : oh fuck off
irl_merlin : please don't fight guys
morgan_le_fuck_you : we're not fighting. i love him. he's my best friend
evil_stepbrother : likewise, morrie.
king_allie : i don't understand you two
evil_stepbrother : that's fair
lancelot_85 : i have a question
lancelot_85 : why's arthur a dude in every reincarnation except this one?
irl_merlin : luck of the draw?
king_allie : no miles it's okay
king_allie : guys i gotta tell you something, and i need you all to not hate me
will_wagner : i can't hate you
evil_stepbrother : you're our king, al
king_allie : listen, marco, don't call me al, okay?
king_allie : but i wanted to tell you all. i'm transgender. i've always been a girl but i just. i was born wrong. as a guy.
king_allie : so to answer your question, lance, arthur was born a dude. i just. knew that wasn't me.
evil_stepbrother : i'll never respect you any less, allie. does calling you my king bother you? should i start calling you my queen? sorry for calling you al, by the way.
king_allie : no, being called a king doesn't bother me. i am a king, after all. thank you for asking though.
morgan_le_fuck_you : if you need anyone hexed for doing anything to you hmu
morgan_le_fuck_you : i just learned a spell that makes blood leak out of people's ears from their brain
irl_merlin : doesn't that kill people?
morgan_le_fuck_you : yes
morgan_le_fuck_you : that's the point miles
irl_merlin : if you need anyone spelled a little less fatally for you i've got you
lancelot_85 : and if you want a non-magical solution to your problems, will and i can physically fight anyone who says anything to you
king_allie : thanks guys
will_wagner : no problem allie
irl_merlin : we got your back <3
jenuivere : and you know i'll fight anyone for you, babe
king_allie : i know ily babe <3
evil_stepbrother : you guys are so cute it makes me wanna vomit sometimes
will_wagner : and morrie, i think i have an idea as to who elaine might be
will_wagner : there's a girl on the props team for the play. which makes sense because of where we found the sword. so if she was the one to, you know, make it,
will_wagner : her name is elaine but everyone calls her ellie
morgan_le_fuck_you : thank you, will
morgan_le_fuck_you : it means a lot
jenuivere : and guys
jenuivere : thank you for getting on this chat after the dreams
jenuivere : i always feel so bad afterwards, like it's my fault
jenuivere : i know it isn't, but it. it always feels like it is
jenuivere : and this helps
lancelot_85 : it really does help
lancelot_85 : so thank you guys
king_allie : i think i speak for all of us when i say that this chat helps everyone. talking it out always helps. and if you ever don't want to say something here, you can pm me.
king_allie : you all know that, right?
evil_stepbrother : we know.
irl_merlin : thanks, allie
irl_merlin : we have school in two hours, and we should all get to bed.
evil_stepbrother : goodnight, nerd.
will_wagner : night, miles.
irl_merlin : goodnight everyone <3
lancelot_85 : goodnight
morgan_le_fuck_you : night fuckers
jenuivere : night!
king_allie : goodnight <3
evil_stepbrother, will_wagner, irl_merlin, lancelot_85, morgan_le_fuck_you, jenuivere, and king_allie left the chat at 4:56 am