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Why I Was Late For School

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My daddy says that it is very important to have a proper breakfast, because it makes you smart and strong, and he should know because he is the strongest and smartest daddy in the whole wide world. So I always have my cereal with milk on it for the protie... prote.. the stuff that makes your muscles strong. And I needed it because there were all these green things climbing up on the windows and Daddy took care of most of them but I hit one of them with my Barbie really really hard and it fell down. The end.