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I hereby offer this mystery work to all of yuletide because yulechat did not tell me this is a terrible idea quick enough. But is it wrong to blame yuletide simply because yuletide exists, but did not shoot down the inklings I had for the best yuletide gift ever before I could post it?

My yuletide will certainly be better with the knowledge that the yuletide challenge of snorkles has made it into yet another yuletide fic, but will anyone else's?

Oh, yuletide authors, forgive me this madness and please accept this yuletide gift in the spirit it was offered.

With dancing hippos,

and doughnuts,

and absolutely, positively NO BEARS!

Yay Yuletide!!