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Gossip Girl

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"Just so you know," Thea said, "half the people in there think you're sleeping with your secretary."

"They're wrong," Oliver said, glancing at his watch. "Felicity's not my secretary."

Thea grinned, as if he had just admitted ... what he had just admitted.

Wonderful. "Look," he said. "Thea."

"No." Thea shook her head. "Good for you. She seems nice. And smart."

"She is." Diggle should definitely have checked in by now. "So what does the other half think?"


"You said half the people back there think I'm sleeping with Felicity."

"Oh," Thea said. "Right. The other half thinks it's your bodyguard."