18 March 2018
JW: Is anyone free tomorrow night to mind Rosie?
GL: I’ll be at work
GL: I know Rosie doesn’t mind crime scenes, but sadly this is the boring administrative paperwork kind of work
GL: What have you got going on?
JW: Just some plans that came up
GL: So a date, then
JW: No, not a date
GL: Yeah it’s definitely a date
MrsH: I’ll be at a 75th birthday party for an old school chum
MrsH: I’d bring Rosie along but I think it’s going to get a bit wild
JW: Right, that’s as much information as I need on that, thanks Mrs. H
MH: While I would gladly spend an evening with Rosamund, I’ll be on a different continent.
SH: You weren’t being asked, Mycroft.
SH: John should have clarified that he prefers people who are qualified to mind children, not countries.
MH: I can assure you that I am qualified to keep another human being alive.
MH: I’ve been successful with you so far, after all.
GL: Yeah but he was dead for a while so I’m not sure you can count that one mate
MoH: I’ve got plans with friends sorry John :(
MoH: I could cancel though?
JW: No Molly of course not, I’ll figure something out
GL: Oi Sherlock! Why can't you stay home with Rosie?
SH: I’m busy.
GL: I’m sure your experiment on the tensile strength of chewing gum or whatever it is can wait
GL: John has a date!
SH: Yes, I know.
SH: It’s with me.
MoH: Are you serious???!!!
MoH: Sherlock, why you didn’t say anything when you stopped by to look at the man who’d been drawn and quartered?
SH: It didn’t feel like the quite the moment what with all the dismemberment in the room.
GL: All right, which of you finally pulled their head out of their arse?
GL: I want to shake that man’s hand
MrsH: Oh boys I’m so happy!
MrsH: Also could one of you take the clothes out of the dryer please? I’ve got a load to do
MrsH: If you’re not otherwise occupied that is ;)
GL: Oh my god is that why I couldn’t get ahold of you the other night?
GL: I had a case for you and you ignored me because you were busy having a snog?!
MH: [Attachment - Child Minders with Background Checks.doc]
GL: ^^^Mycroft’s way of saying he approves, presumably
JW: This was not how we discussed doing this
JW: You’re impossible
JW: Shut up all of you
GL has changed Sherlock Holmes: Not Quite The World’s ONLY Consulting Detective to Holmes-Watson Wedding Planning Committee
JW has changed Holmes-Watson Wedding Planning Committee to Fuck Off Lestrade
GL has changed Fuck Off Lestrade to Holmes-Watson Engagement Party Planning Committee At The Very Least