15 March 2018
GL: Sherlock, pick up your mobile
GL: I’ve got a case for you
GL: It’s a good one
GL: John, trying you too
GL: Since His Majesty is ignoring me
GL: Where are you two???
MrsH: I’m out shopping haven’t seen them all day xx
MoH: I picked Rosie up from Baker Street about an hour ago
MoH: We’re having a girls night in!
MoH: They didn’t say they were going anywhere
MoH: Is it really a good case?
GL: [Photo - CrimeScene1.jpg - 15.3.2018 18:39]
MrsH: Well that’s certainly something
MrsH: How do you think he got up there?
GL: No idea
GL: That’s why I’m trying to get Sherlock to come take a look
GL:Take a look at the photo, Sherlock! It’s a 7 at least!
MoH: Looks like he bled for quite a while
MoH: From this angle at least
GL: Yes I thought so too
MoH: He must have been up there for some time! And nobody noticed?
GL: [Photo - CrimeScene2.jpg - 15.3.2018 18:44]
MrsH: So you think he came through the window then?
GL: What? No, the door
GL: Seems unlikely that he’d have climbed up the side of the building in that state
MoH: Is there blood by the door, though? Looks clean to me
MrsH: Yes that’s exactly what I thought
GL: [Photo - CrimeScene3.jpg - 15.3.2018 18:49]
GL: Nope not that I can see
GL: All right we’re checking the footage
GL: And I was wondering how nobody noticed a man bleeding to death wandering around the building
GL: But the window? Really?
MrsH: Well as Sherlock always says
MrsH: When the impossible has been eliminated and so on
MH: Might I suggest checking the ground floor on the other side of the building?
MH: It may provide additional information about the likelihood of his having made the climb before his untimely death.
GL: [Photo - CrimeScene4.jpg - 15.3.2018 19:02]
GL: This is the other side of the building - same as the one he’s on
MoH: Hang on
MoH: It’s not exactly the same
MoH: Is that a window washing setup near the roof?
MrsH: Of course! He was a window washer!
MrsH: We should have known!
GL: Really? You think so?
MH: It would explain his unlikely ascent.
GL: All right
GL: We’re contacting the window washing company now
GL: Update: two of their employees never brought their van back to HQ today
GL: We’re searching for the other now - he’s probably the killer.
GL: Thanks for your help everyone!
GL: I’m going to sack Sherlock and replace him with this grouptext
MrsH: Haha! He won’t like that
JW: Lots of excitement here this evening, sorry we missed it
SH: Yes, it’s reassuring, as a citizen of London, to hear that a high-ranking detective, a medical examiner, a government official, and a drug lord’s widow can together solve one simple murder.
MoH: Oh hush you
GL: Yeah, no giving us a hard time when you were MIA
GL has changed Baker Street Tech Help Line to Sherlock Holmes: Not Quite The World’s ONLY Consulting Detective
GL: Where were you two anyway? I must’ve rung you ten times
JW: That is
JW: We had dinner with a client
MrsH: Dinner with a client?
JW: Yeah we do that
MH: How interesting.
JW: Well done solving the case everyone!