4 March 2018
JW: you awake?
SH: I can’t speak for anyone else but considering it’s two in the morning I would assume no.
JW: Rosie go to bed ok?
SH: Of course.
SH: You aren’t enjoying Jacob’s party.
JW: i didn tsay that
SH: I told you you wouldn’t.
SH: You don’t like loud clubs or exotic dancers. Or Jacob, particularly.
JW: well you goto stag parties when you get invited to them, dont you?
SH: I wouldn’t know.
SH: I’ve only ever been invited to the one.
JW: it was a good one though
SH: I don’t have a basis for comparison but I found it to be acceptable.
JW: untl the part where we got arrsted
SH: Perhaps Lestrade has an opinion on stag parties, he seems the sort of man who would receive plenty of invitations.
SH: Any thoughts Greg?
JW: i didnt really mind getting arrested though
JW: you were there after all
SH: Yes, I recall.
SH: Part of it, at least.
JW: dyou ever think about if that client hadnt shown up
SH: What do you mean?
JW: its just
JW: you, i suppose
SH: You’re drunk.
JW: deduced it have you
JW: brilliant as always hahaha
JW: i do hate this party
JW: im much too old for this
SH: Come home then.
SH: If you’d like.
JW: i would like
JW: quite abit
JW: probably more than that
JW: youre ringing me
JW: what are you ringing me for
JW: i cant pick up in this club you berk
JW: and anyway you prefer texting
JW: you said that years ago you know
JW: i remember it
JW: i remember everything youve ever told me i think
JW: whered you go
JW: oh hello
JW: ill come home no wi think
JW: youll be up?
JW: see you soon
GL: Well, 56 new text messages is certainly one way to wake up.
GL: Did you two have a good night then?
GL has changed Pictionary: 1, Sherlock Holmes: 0 to Texts From Last Night
SH: John vomited twice and then fell asleep on the sofa.
MoH: Good morning Mr. Drunk Texter!
MoH: How are you feeling today?
JW: Oh Jesus Christ
JW: Was I texting all of you?
JW: Why didn’t anyone TELL me?!
MrsH: Some of us were asleep!
JW: Hope I wasn’t keeping anyone awake.
GL: Only Sherlock
GL: Pretty sure he didn’t mind though
JW: What’s that supposed to mean?
GL: You’re tetchy when you’re hungover aren’t you??