8 August 2017
GL: So what ever happened to last week’s date, John? Another date anytime soon???
JW: You do know you can just text me things like this directly
GL: Yeah, but then you’d have to have the same conversation with everybody
GL: Waste of time
GL: I’m looking out for you, really
JW: Lucky me
GL has changed The Bachelor Viewing Party to The Bachelor Recaps
MrsH: Ooh do tell!
MoH: Yes, we all want to hear!
SH: Frankly I’m more interested in the liver waiting for me in the freezer.
GL: Well you don’t have to read along then
JW: There’s nothing to tell really
JW: It was nice to catch up with her
JW: And to get out a bit
SH: You get out all the time. We went out today.
JW: We went to the morgue
JW: Bit different
JW: No offense Molly
MoH: Oh none taken!
MoH: So are you seeing her again?
SH: Our trip to the morgue was very satisfactory. I got my liver after all.
JW: She lives in Yorkshire
JW: So I don’t think so
MrsH: Too bad dear
MrsH: Someone closer to home next time perhaps?
SH: It’s a particularly diseased one which is always quite useful.
GL: Ah well, better luck next time
SH: The liver’s owner clearly had a gambling problem.
MoH: How could you possibly know that from his liver?
GL: There’s a new social worker my department’s liaising with who you might like
GL: Want an introduction?
SH: [Photo - Liver 1 of 6.jpg - 8.8.2017 17:19]
MrsH: Oh Sherlock you’ve put me right off my tea with that
JW: Thanks for the offer, Greg, but I don’t have much time for dating anyway
JW: Sherlock please tell me you’re not going to send five more photos of that liver
SH: [Photo - Liver 2 of 6.jpg - 8.8.2017 17:22]
JW: Right, I’m going to go take away his phone
GL: Much appreciated mate