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Tali created this group

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Tali

okasy so ive noticed you guy dmaking eyes at Shepard

dont deny it

so support gorup

why is Sheppard so hot

Garrus

oh spirits

guys im so sorry Tali is hammered right now

Tali

more like id like tok be hammered by Shepard

Garrus

oh

my spirits

Jacob Taylor has left the group

Tali

:(

waht about everyone esle

why is Shepard so hot

Jack

it’s her ass

Kasumi

seconded

Tali

okya, but what about her msucles?

Garrus

I cant believe this is happening right now

Jack

the ass is a muscle

Garrus

You’re going to regret this in the morning, Tali

Tali

no I wont

i ahevbthis picture to remind meo f why we nee da support froup

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Jack

DAMN SHE’S BEEN HIDING THOSE GUNS THE WHOLE TIME??!!

Tali

but look at her shosudlers!!!! looka t them!!! L O O K ! !

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Garrus

oh fuck I didnt know it showed that I scrrenshotted fuck fukc

Jack

lol

fucking loser

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Private chat

Tali

my head hurts

a lot

did I do anything regrettable last night?

Bosh’tet turian

check the Normandy group chats

Tali

???

okay??

Tali

K E E L A H

IM GOING TO JUMP OUT OF THE AIRLOCK

Bosh’tet turian

hah

told you you’d regret it

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Shepard is hot support group

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Garrus

Tali, I thought you were done with this chat??

Tali

I was, but then I saw Shepard in a wet tank top

thank you Kasumi

Kasumi

you’re welcome

Garrus

this is ridiculous

Tali

don’t pretend like you’re not sitting right next to me

and I didn’t just hear you make the most embarrassingly high pitched noise at that picture

Garrus

TALI HOW COULD YOU

Tali

if I am going down you are coming down with me

Thane took a screenshot of the chat

Garrus

THANE?!?!?!?!?!

Jack

HAHA

YOU GO LIZARD MAN

Thane

if I may,

Thane sent a picture

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Garrus

holy shit

Tali took a screenshot of the chat

Tali

I’m literally dizzy right now

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Shepard is hot support group

Tali created this group

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Tali

just to prove to everyone that Garrus isn’t above this

Tali sent a picture

Garrus

HOW DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO

DELETE IT

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Garrus

NO

NO MORE SCREENSHOTS

Thane took a screenshot of the chat

Garrus

IM NEVER WATCHING ANY OF YOUR BACKS AGAIN

Jack

yeah, cuz you’ll be too busy watching Shepard’s ass while drooling like in that photo

Garrus

I WAS NOT DROOLING

THAT WAS THE SALVE FOR THE SCARS ON MY MANDIBLES

IT WAS JUST THE LIGHTING

Jack

suuuure it was

Garrus

IM SERIOUS

Tali

lol

get wrecked, Vakarian

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Shepard is hot support group

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Kasumi

so there’s a crawl space in the gym, right above where the bench press is

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Jack

holy shit

Garrus

holy shit

Tali

oh keelah

Thane sent a video

Tali

My suit just thought that I was sick with a fever and ran an illness scan

Kasumi

…… oh it’s on, Krios

Thane

:)

I welcome the challenge

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Shepard is hot support group

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Jack

hey cheerleader

you know your read receipts are on, right?

everyone knows you’ve seen everything

Miranda sent a picture

Jack

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK YOU

DELETE THAT

YOU WEREN’T EVEN GROUNDSIDE WITH US ON OMEGA WHAT THE FUCK

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Jack

IM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

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which one of you made Jack burst a vein and scare the engineers so bad that engineer Donnelly cried.

because good job. it was hilarious.

that’s all.

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Shepard is hot support group

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Garrus

aw, Jack, look

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Garrus

Shepard was talking about you

Jack

D I E

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Shepard is hot support group

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Garrus

guys I’m literally in the room with Shepard right now

she’s starting to wonder what all the pings are for

stop

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Tali

I think I need to lie down

Thane sent a picture

Kasumi

damn it

you win this time, Krios

Thane

:)

Garrus

YOU GUYS ALMOST MADE ME GET CAUGHT

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Tali

totally worth it

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Shepard is hot support group

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Jack

hey cheerleader

Jack sent a picture

Jack

I’d almost call the look on your face cute, if it wasn’t so desperate

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Jack

there’s no escape, bitch

revenge sure tastes sweet

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Shepard is hot support group

Tali created this group

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Kasumi has created a poll

Shepard’s cybernetic scarring: hot or not?

Hot: 0%

Not: 0%

0 votes

This poll closes in 4 hours

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Shepard is hot support group

Tali created this group

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Shepard’s cybernetic scarring: hot or not?

Hot: 100%

Not: 0%

5 votes

This poll has closed

Garrus

I want to be ashamed of us

but damn, those scars, though

Jack

5 votes means that the Cerberus poster girl voted too

Miranda sent a picture

Jack

HOW THE F U C K DID YOU GET ANOTHER ONE

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Garrus

oof

and I thought I looked pathetic

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Jack

N O N E OF YOU WILL LIVE PAST THIS YEAR

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Shepard is hot support group

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Tali

hey, how come none of us have ever caught Thane or Kasumi making eyes at Shepard?

Garrus

time to change that

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Kasumi sent a picture

Tali

:(

that was mean

how did you even get that time in the elevator, Kasumi?

Kasumi

I’m a ninja

Garrus

what’s a ninja?

I’m still going to get a picture someday

of both of you

Thane

I welcome the challenge

Garrus

you’re going to eat those words one day, Krios

Thane

:)

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Shepard is hot support group

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Miranda sent a picture

Kasumi

h

o

w

Tali

NICE!!!

[high_three.gif]

Thane

… well played, Miss Lawson

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Private chat

Kasumi

so how much would it cost for you to delete those pictures?

Miranda

No.

Kasumi

damn it

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Shepard is hot support group

Tali created this group

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Garrus

so we’ve had this chat going on for 6 months now

and yet, none of us

not a single one of us

has tried to make a move on Shepard?

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Garrus

OKAY OKAY I GET IT

I’LL DROP THE TOPIC

S P I R I T S