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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    Six months into the school year, Hilda comes to the horrifying realization that everyone who gets paired up for weekly chores ends up dating. Claude proceeds to make it his life's mission to pull weeds with Teach.

    It goes about as well as expected.

    Or: That time Byleth was accidentally the world's greatest matchmaker while also having zero social skills and Hilda, understandably, was 100% done with everyone.

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    16 Sep 2019

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    a public service announcement: the campus police would like to politely remind all students, well-wishers, and supporters of the university during this time of serial vandalism that painting on buildings without permission is still illegal. this has not changed no matter how 'cool' you think it is. vandalism has never been nor will it ever be 'radical', 'sick', or any version thereof.
    -supervisor lexa woods

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    28 Aug 2019

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    Four times Claude and Byleth are confused for a couple, and one time they aren’t.

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    28 Aug 2019

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    "You like deer,” Claude said flatly. “You passed up the opportunity to be at the ear of the future Empress, at the side of the King in the North… because you like deer.”

     

    Professor Byleth did start it.

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    25 Aug 2019

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    Byleth doesn’t know why, but for some reason, Dimitri haunts the cathedral at night. In order to silence rumors about his madness, she starts haunting it with him. Set early in Part II of the Blue Lions.

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    24 Aug 2019