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    " Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.

    But then the human had done something outrageous.

    Then the human had smiled. "

    In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.

    In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.

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    21 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    “AAAAAHHHHH, THAT SMELL!!!” Nadja raised her right hand to pinch her nose closed and pointed at Nandor with the left. “I’m used to the stench coming from Guillermo’s groin, but you too, Nandor? My little nose cannot take this.”

    Guillermo and Nandor both rolled their eyes. “What are you getting on about, Nadja? Guillermo, do I stink?”

    “I don’t smell anything,” Guillermo replied.

    “It’s from his groin. Your groin is just as sad as bloody Guillermo’s. Tell him, Laszlo!”

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    The sad stench from Nandor's groin has finally thrown Nadja over the edge, so she decides to set him up on a date with her friend. Nandor and Guillermo aren't too thrilled with the idea, but they go along with it to shut her up. That is, until they realize she may be right, more or less.

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    27 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Meltyre is a big gay disaster, and Sterling commits the very rude crime of EWP (Existing While Pretty)

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    12 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    A collection of fics set in the Free Trial Boyfriend universe, starting with the main fic and followed by a few one shots dedicated to exploring Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship as they tread through the waters of the full boyfriend experience.

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    05 Jan 2021

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    Father Aziraphale Fell lives a quiet life as a priest in Tadfield. When Father Anthony Crowley arrives, appointed there by the diocese, a lot of things he thought forgotten will re appear to face him with the deepest and most hidden parts of himself.

    A Priests AU

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    Illustration in chapter 3 by the amazing Lei-Sam 💕

    Illustration in chapter 6 by the wonderful Gingerlizzard 💕

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    23 Dec 2020