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The said customer practically stomps his way to them and slams 23,000 won on the counter. He huffs and rips his mask off his face and says in the lowest and most serious voice Jungkook had ever heard in his life;
“I’m looking for a flower that passive-aggressively says ‘shut the fuck up’.”
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I'm Scary (But You Don't Have to Be Afraid) by mucha for euphoriae
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Oct 2017
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"No, we're not watching Animal Planet again," Jimin groans, reaching for the remote.
Two sharp knocks make it perfectly clear what V thinks of his opinion.
"Well, it's my turn and you don't pay the rent, so."
Jimin had no idea that there's a way to make flipping through channels seem both offended and apologetic, but apparently, he learns something new every day.
(or: Jimin's new apartment might be haunted and he might be in love.)
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07 Mar 2018
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cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) by wowoashley (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Dec 2015
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taehyung always has bad ideas. and jeongguk thinks this might be the best.
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31 Jan 2018
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Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
Nature of Relationship:Friends with BenefitsSex Enemies
Length of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin's Dick:Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.- Language:
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21 Jan 2018
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"He doesn't seem okay," Jimin notes, several long gracefully curling strands falling forward as he cranes his head in front of Taehyung's face to get a better look.
"He's fine. He's just a little shaken by your dick," Jin tells him without an ounce of shame, and Taehyung has the presence of mind to cut his eyes sharply in his direction.
"Ahhhh," Jimin hums appreciatively, turning back to Taehyung and fluttering his long lashes. "Well that's okay, honey. Lots of people are shaken by my dick. Granted, it's usually inside of them at the time."
(AU where supposedlystraightboy!tae falls for a pretty drag queen named Minnie and has a pretty chill questioning of his sexuality)
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21 Jan 2018