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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Patrick needs to break up the monotony of his life- which is fine! But isn't it supposed to be better than fine? He heads to Toronto to shake things up and do his MBA, and gets a job in a fine dining restaurant to pay the bills and have some fun. What he doesn't expect is to meet a terrifyingly particular chef, who for some reason turns him into a hot mess. Whatever could be the reason for THAT!?

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    06 Nov 2021

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    after finishing off another year of teaching, and returning to her hometown of greendale to help at her aunt's bakery while she's away, sabrina spellman thought she would be able to have a relaxing summer to earn some extra money. however, with her longtime relationship on the fritz, and a new tall, dark, and handsome regular customer in the bakery trying to woo her, sabrina's goals for a calm summer seemed to headed down sweetwater river. however, her aunts had taught sabrina many things, and by far the most important had been to keep life sweet, but add spice when necessary, so perhaps this tall and handsome stranger isn’t such a bad idea..

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    22 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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     “How’s the family? Everybody okay?” Brewer News was usually a pretty mundane, albeit complicated affair, as there were a lot of them.There were skiing, camping and fishing stories, birthday parties and anniversaries, tales of home improvement and gardening. The craziest thing that happened so far was Patrick’s cousin Trish getting into a mountain bike accident and breaking her collar bone.

    No one ever seemed to get stuck in Istanbul, had a gambling debt to settle in Monaco, or needed a fake passport out of Belarus. Which in all honestly, things David didn’t miss.

    “Everything’s fine, just fine.” Patrick smiled. “Mom and Dad are thinking about getting a new car, Maybe a Prius.”

    “Ooh-nice. Good for them.” David had no doubt that the car was blue. He also tried very hard not to sound suspicious, as this was obliviously not whatever Patrick was practically vibrating over.

    Not even a year into their marriage, and David finds himself invaded by Brewers: Patrick's favorite cousin and his family. David tries to deal, and it's not easy when this Brewer invasion includes his worst nightmare-kids. David tries his best for Patrick's sake, and is surprised that he has much in common with a small Brewer.

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    27 May 2021

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    19 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    “So did you start wearing all black because you’re an international cat burglar or did you base your career choice on your wardrobe?”

    Or, David used to be a jewel thief. Allegedly. He doesn't do that anymore.

    Patrick works in insurance, and he has a few questions about those recent break-ins...

    An AU in which David leaves Schitt's Creek for good at the end of season one, and then his past starts to catch up to him.

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    16 Feb 2021