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    “And the gift is Nandor,” Nadja crosses her fingers and stares into the camera, “We have decided, and I apologize for my wording here, to pimp Nandor out to Gizmo. Because Laszlo thinks that Gizmo wants his bum. It’s actually not that bad. It’s like prostitution, just without the money part. Just a small sacrifice for our future.”

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    10 Nov 2020

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    SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 FINALE 'NOUVEAU THÉÂTRE DES VAMPIRES’

    “Don’t care what the fuck your name is. We had to pick up our own laundry!”

    The words tumble out of Nandor’s mouth before he can stop them, and he immediately realises two things.

    First, he definitely should not have said that. There were a myriad of phrases he could’ve and should’ve used, including - especially - ‘thank you’, but gratitude hasn’t been his overwhelming response to anything in almost 800 years of existence, so it wasn’t exactly easy to utilise now.

    (Also, Nandor reasons that he should be cut some slack given that he just witnessed his familiar - his soft-spoken, submissive, puny human familiar - slaughter an entire theatre of vampires like it was nothing. Excuse him if his brain was having trouble.)

    The second thing was that he was harder than he had ever been in his life, living or undead.

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    set immediately after the season 2 finale. i wrote this in a frenzy over two days on my phone...and it's the first fic i've written in over 12 years...and the first Naughty thing i've ever written....i just love this dumb show so much lmao anyway enjoy!!

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    21 Oct 2020

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    "How you tempt me, Guillermo," Nandor growls into his ear.

     

    And then he hits him.

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    20 Oct 2020

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    Hughie and Butcher have been fucking for six months. There are no feelings between them. Of course not. Why would there be? It's just fucking.

     

    But then Butcher's biggest case bites Hughie of all people in the ass and now Hughie has to figure out where he stands in the middle of murder, drug trafficking, and angry lesbians. The most difficult part of it all is figuring out Butcher himself and whether or not Hughie actually means something to him.

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    28 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Where Hughie comes back to the safe house drunk enough to indulge the also intoxicated Frenchman. They mess around and Butcher comes back. He joins them. Literally just porn with no point. Borderline crack. Idek when this is happening so don’t overthink it. Just porn. Have fun.

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    27 Sep 2020

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