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  1. Summary

    This series serves as a collection of all the Reader Inserts I write. Sometimes I just have an idea that works best as a Reader Insert so I write it as such. This includes Marvel, Harry Potter, Detroit and much more!

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    "After the events of Endgame, everyone is still alive. Tony survived with some major injuries. Steve went back in time to bring the stones back and brought Natasha back with him. Loki is still alive and one night simply shows up at Thor’s doorstep. All of them go their separate ways but still keep in contact. Some concentrate on their families, some still fight crime and some go in completely different directions. Everyone lives and is happy."

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  3. Summary

    A series of (sometimes multiple chaptered) one-shots that focus on several characters from YOI but mainly the Podium family. They include but are not limited to fluff, angst, serious topics, humour, romance, platonic relationships and more! So if you feel like that will interest you, then feel free to stick around!

    These stories do not build upon one another and you don't have to read the previous ones to understand the later ones. If any of the stories are related to a previous one, I will specifically state it in the Notes of the work.

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  4. Summary

    After getting out of the bathroom, Adam moves in with Lawrence and not long after the two of them start a relationship. Now that Lawrence and Alison were divorced, he has joined custody with her. That means Diana spends time over at the apartment and Adam has to get used to having a child around. But he and Diana get closer, much to Lawrence's relief.

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  5. Summary

    This is a series of one-shots and multiple-chapter works focusing on the DPD family. On Connor and Nines as brothers, on Hank's parental relationship with them, on Gavin's romantic relationship with Nines, on them all trying to navigate the world and much more. They will face love, heartbreak, sadness, joy and all the emotions that being a human has in store for them.

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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Geralt wants to say something, warn Jaskier that he might not be able to do this, but before he can say anything Jaskier hums, running his hand up and down his abs. “Oh, just beautiful. I do love how you’re so flexible, my dear witcher. It’s one of my favourite things about your body. I do so enjoy when my partners are athletic. Much more fun that way.”

    Ordinarily, those words would have Geralt preening, happy to have pleased his Dom simply by existing, but with the ache in his chest they echo unpleasantly in his head. Is his body the only likeable thing about him? After all, not many people over the decades have been attracted to his personality. Would Jaskier be angry with him if he knew his body wasn’t quite what it appeared to be?

    Geralt ignores the voice in the back of his mind urging to speak up, and pushes aside the discomfort building in his side. He’s fought through (literally fought through) worse pain before; he can handle it.

    Alternatively: an offhand comment from Jaskier has unintended consequences

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    01 Dec 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Jaskier tries a different approach to Geralt's moodiness.

    Or

    Geralt's a brat and Jaskier isn't in the mood today.

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    25 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    After a long, frustrating winter at Kaer Morhen, Geralt needs Jaskier's touch.

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    25 Nov 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Dan, Phil, and a creepy, apparently haunted, house - what could go wrong?

    Or, the one where Dan ends up dying for a piss while he and Phil are playing at YouTubers turned Paranormal Investigators, and Phil takes an interest.

     

    “Can you turn your back, Susan 6, because Danny Flame here needs to let go of a splashy one.”

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    25 Nov 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    The door to Eskel’s room is ajar, with Lil’ Bleater sitting in the crack, standing guard.

    This in and of itself is not unusual. What is unusual is that Eskel’s goat reeks of chamomile—the very same oil that Jaskier had used on his… Geralt blinks at the animal, and the animal blinks back, its soft, downy fur combed and plaited into a beautiful network of braids. It’s… weird.

    AKA

    That fic where Jaskier braids every other Witchers' (and one goat's) hair in Kaer Morhen EXCEPT for Geralt, and Geralt wants to know why.

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    23 Nov 2021