1 Work by writedeku in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
"I'm going to kill Sanders," he mutters, and the resulting chuckle from Napoleon speaks volumes. "I will," Illya says louder. "Damn capitalist pigs."
Napoleon takes a long sip before pouring the rest over his stitches, hissing at the pain, nails leaving crescent moons in his palm.
Illya folds his arms across his chest and glares at nowhere in particular. "I don't like it."
"I'm touched," Napoleon replies as he starts to tape a plastic sheet over his wound with medical tape. "But you've got to accept it. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to scrub Julian Chastain from my body."
In which Napoleon learns a little something about sharing and Illya realises that American songs aren't that bad.