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    He stares down into the plastic bag on the counter and hates himself. Whatever way there is to say “I’m ignoring today because I want to be polite about waiting for you to marry me; also no pressure,” they surely don’t print it on officially licensed Hasbro Transformers Valentines.

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    Eddie squints at the little silver bag under Richie’s right arm. “Is that drugs?” he asks. “Do you keep drugs in that bag?”
    “And paraphernalia,” Richie says, as himself. “This is our third tour together. What the hell did you think I kept in here? Communion wafers?”
    “I don’t know!” Eddie says, sitting up. “I tried not to think about it! How many state lines has that bag crossed?”
    “A lot.” Richie grins. “Yes or no?”
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    Eddie is Richie's manager, and they are professionals, mostly

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    Dr. Richard Tozier is a new addition to the staff at Derry University. Loud, goofy, and allergic to seriousness, he finds himself sharing space with Dr. Edward Kaspbrak. Uptight where Richie is relaxed, focused where Richie is distractible, and distractible where Richie is sexy, Eddie looks forward to getting this year over with so he can forget the guy exists at all. But, you know. Best-laid plans.

    This is a transcription of a social media AU that I have been posting on twitter @derryuniversity over the past few months. All narration will come in the form of texts, emails, or other pieces of writing found in and around the lives of the Losers. This is just here for better accessibility!

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    BILL: Maybe I should come over to protect u.
    BOYFRIEND MIKE: Maybe you should.
    BILL: Maybe I will.
    BOYFRIEND MIKE: This is a thinly veiled excuse to spend the night, right?
    BILL: Yes please
    --
    an pwp, which is two chapters somehow, for mike and bill's first time in the @DerryUniversity twitter au.

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    This is an interlude bonus scene between posts 103 and 104 of the Derry University social media au. We'll call it dubiously canonical, because it's probably mostly what happened, but Eddie's feelings are a little Advanced for that point in the plot, so.

    follow me on twitter @derryfacts2
    follow the au @derryuniversity

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    Richie has never seen him in anything but business casual, and the effect is startling: either he has seen and never noticed the fire on Eddie’s face, or he was the one who brought it out.
    They stand there for a second, Richie’s chest heaving, as Eddie looks over his body furiously. “What?” Richie says, voice rough. “Chickening out?”
    “Fuck you.”
    He crosses the room in three strides.

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    “Aw, shucks, you’d really do all that for little ol’ me?” Richie fawns in his best-worst Southern Belle voice.
    Eddie is offscreen washing his hands in the kitchen sink when he says “Yeah, dumbass, I have disposable income, and the office can cope without me for like two and a half days.”
    “You’re serious?” Richie asks quietly, a little overcome.
    “Yeah, man,” Eddie says, stepping back into frame. “Only if you want me to, though, I mean—” His eyebrows come in for a worried landing over his eyes, as they often do, and Richie loves them when they do that but he does not want to miss out on the opportunity to have Eddie in his house instead of on his grainy cell phone screen.
    “No, I want you to!” Richie says frantically. “I insist, Eduardo. Come to California.”
    Eddie’s smile pops up, just briefly, a flash of white pixels as he looks down at his hands. “Okay,” he says.
    “Okay.”

    a fic about the various hungers of richie tozier and how they are fed. but mostly about his birthday

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    So there was that reason that work wasn’t boring, too. There was Richie’s soppy campaign of making cow eyes at the back of Eddie’s head as he passed, gently pressing Betty for details about his personal life (“I don’t think he has one. He had this awful fiancé a few years ago, but we’re all glad that’s over”), and chasing the incomparable high of a quiet, muttered “Thanks, Rich” whenever Richie picks something up for him from the copier.

    Richie is a wannabe stand-up comic daylighting as the receptionist at Eddie's office. Eddie is a tightly-wound corporate asshole. They are both disasters. Or: five times Richie watched Eddie and one that Eddie watched him back.

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    Things between Bess and George are not complicated. They're not. They're not!

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    It is a well-curated myth that Caitlin Farmer has been certain about everything she has ever done in her entire life.

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    a check please reverse bang fic!!

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    Nestled in the scenic mountains of a convincing imitation of Germany, Edenwald is the perfect place to get away from it all. Swim in the crystal-clear lake, hike in the lush forests, or, more likely, let your hair down at the famous Edenwald strip, a place thrumming with award-winning restaurants, exciting nightclubs, and thousands of your fellow partigoers. Choose from years like 1927, 1954, 1991, and 2018! We can't wait to see you in our little slice of heaven on earth.
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    a Davenzi au based on black mirror's famous San Junipero episode! because there is never a bad time or place for david and matteo to fall in love. probably.

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    "I'm supposed to meet someone across the street," he confesses, if only because it feels like the World's Handsomest Man will look at him longer if he tells the truth. "A date. My friends set it up."

    "And you don't want to go?" WHM asks, expression retreating slightly. "You don't like this person?"

    "No, it's not that," Matteo says. "I don't know him, but he sounds-- perfect, you know? And I don't know if he would like me very much."

    WHM looks at him, considering, and Matteo glances back at the shelves, embarrassed that he overshared. WHM takes his time responding; Matteo half-expects him to just walk away.

    "Well, it's fortunate for you," WHM says, "that I am in exactly the same situation."

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    He’s a tall, lean guy with hair that sticks out at a handful of angles but looks good doing it. He kisses Mariam on the cheek. He gives Derek a thousand-watt smile and a jerky wave. He pats Lou’s head, and she doesn’t even get pissed off. He’s Christopher Chow: nicest person alive, handsome hockey player extraordinaire, Mariam’s first serious boyfriend, and probably the love of Derek’s life.

    a deeply uncreative To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before AU, because i like indulging myself. we all already know that nursey and dex will hold hands but it’s about enjoying the JOURNEY

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    roughly 18 months before the events of "best behavior" take place, jack and bitty are extremely in love at a doctor's office. [this works as a standalone, but is probably more fun if you've read the other fic.]

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    lately i have been seeing a lot of "dex and nursey get together in the future when they have both grown up a lot" and im honestly very into it. here is my contribution. i started it at 11:54 pm

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    Will Poindexter and Derek Nurse finally know what happens after you die. You wake up in Hot God's office, you move into a really nice house, and-- you realize that you hate the person who's supposed to be your soulmate? Join a smug poet, a frigid computer nerd, and the rest of the Scooby gang as they ask questions like: what makes two people right for each other? what does it mean to be happy? does heaven get software glitches? and most importantly, why does this computer have a Southern accent?

    Welcome! Everything is fine.

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    I just have this sense of an image about nursey and chowder. Who are Chris and Derek right now, because it is that kind of image.

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    maybe don't hit on your coworkers? but it's okay when ransom + holster do it

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    sometimes you just gotta lie on a boat next to your friend that you both do and do not get along with, and sometimes you are very into him, and sometimes you (a fanfic writer) try to channel a poetry boi and end up blacking out and getting vegas-married to a simile about the color blue

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    the vaguest future!fic of all time. I mean all you really need to know is they're happy

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