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    pennywise? i don't know him! georgie denbrough? alive and well!

     

    a collection of my stories in my losers club au

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    the bluths- the epitome of the dysfunctional, out-of-touch wealthy so-cal family- have spent forty years lying and cheating their way to the top of the social ladder in newport beach. but now they're broke and crammed together in a model home, and they're doing their best to make it work.

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    After the war, Hermann and Newt move to the Bavarian farm Hermann inherited from her grandparents. Pining and unspoken love as expressed through the six love languages ensues.

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    24 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Newton suffers from a bout of memory loss and is told Hermann is his fiancé.

    Hermann plays along, to his endless shame.

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    24 Oct 2020

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    27 Sep 2020

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    When Jack kissed him at graduation over a year and a half ago, Eric had been too shocked to really think about what it might mean, long-term. They'd talked constantly over the next six weeks, enough for him to feel confident that Jack felt the same way he did, and to start to imagine what those far-off futures might look like together.

    And then Jack came to Madison for the Fourth of July, and Eric made the stupidest mistake of his life: He let himself and Jack talk themselves out of it.

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    25 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Mac isn’t sure how he ruined sex, but he definitely ruined it. Somehow, he ruined it, and he’s so, so pissed at himself.

    Maybe Dennis wasn’t ready to do this, Mac had considered. Maybe being with a guy for real was too much and too sudden. Maybe whatever he’d repressed over the last forty-something years was clawing its way back up to strangle him. Mac had firsthand experience with that. He knew what it looked like and he knew what it felt like.

    Then Dennis let out a shaking breath and said, “It’s you.”

    That was what Mac was afraid of.

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    25 Aug 2020