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    An urban fantasy verse where Patrick Brewer is a fairy specialising in small business and David Rose is David Rose.

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    Wei Ying swipes right.

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    25 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Possibly the hottest thing I’ve ever read

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    “Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

    “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

    Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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    20 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    BEE PUNS

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    "Lan Zhan," Wei Ying says carefully, "do you truly not know you have been speaking?"

    Lan Wangji claps a hand to his mouth and, to his horror, feels his mouth opening to answer despite having no intention to do so. Clamping it shut again takes a great effort.

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    The one where Lan Wangji can't stop talking, and a mild amount of chaos ensues.

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    09 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just as funny as the premise sounds.

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    “I asked for this, A-Ying, all those years ago, and you have given it to me. You have given me so much.”

    “But what if it’s not enough?”

    Lan Zhan traces his thumb over Wei Ying’s spine, and keeps watching him, studying whatever humiliating battle is playing out on Wei Ying’s face.

    “Oh,” he says, softly.

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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying navigate parenthood and the realities of maintaining a marriage whilst also being exhausted all the time, deeply worried about repeating your parents' mistakes, and consistently tragically horny.

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    31 Jan 2021

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    Two gremlins, their husbands, and the horrible HOA board. As long as nobody gets arrested for arson or murder, we're gonna call it a win.

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    30 Jan 2021

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