whaleofatime



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  1. Summary

    The beginning and the continuation of Jason's slow but whole-hearted seduction of the Batman, with dom/sub undertones in how they treat each other. A look at the hard work that goes into starting and maintaining a complicated and loving relationship between two really good, really difficult people.

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  2. Summary

    A series of one-off adventures that are high-key enough to need Batman and Aquaman but low-key enough that Bruce and Arthur use it as an excuse to effectively go out on Date Nights

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    18 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    makoto exchange 2020 and i got given hiking art that's the stuff of dreams 🙏 thanks to cruria for their incredible work!

  2. Rec 2

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    Change is a hard thing for people to grasp, even when they’re billionaire vigilantes and reanimated pseudo-criminals.

    A reading of Any Which Way by whaleofatime

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    23 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    vodka be At It again as bruce and jay stumble and stagger over a year's worth of increasingly less awkward dinner dates with a side of terrorism. the composed seriousness and gravitas imbued in a story inspired by my desire to talk about street parties! incredible. good time absolutely guaranteed i cannot emphasise this enough <3

  3. Rec 6

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    Batman decides to recruit some backup for work on a trafficking ring based in Havana, Cuba. He hadn't expected the case to be anything out of the ordinary, and he certainly hadn't expected Jason of all people volunteering to come help, but he learns that it's probably fair to say that we're all living in interesting times right now.

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    Through costumed vigilanteism, Hawaiian shirts, and corned beef dinners, Jason and Bruce rebuild a relationship a day at the beach at a time.

    (Charity commissioned piece!)

    A reading of A Piña Colada, Heavy On The Piñas by whaleofatime

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    18 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i'm still screaming i don't know that i ever will stop screaming is this why people find e-books compelling is it because there's a soft voice telling you about the inner workings of a neurotic man's mind as he tries his stupid best while seabirds squawk in the background and every so often a man cheerfully bellows that 'if you like pina coladas-'

    an absolute work of art that just leaves me laid out, compromised, and desperately having a good time, 11/10 would recommend

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    'I don't understand how tax evasion relates to you going on a date with, do I need to remind you, Bruce Wayne.'

    Clark bit his tongue.

    'We're going to get married. It's a tax break, not tax evasion.'

    'Are you kidding me.' Lois stared. 'That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.'

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    Bruce asks Clark to marry him for tax reasons. Clark, against his better judgment, agrees.

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    18 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    superbat tax-evasion-based wedding drama. v romantic but in a weirdly whole-hearted and satisfying way, enjoying it a lot as it updates

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    He and Bruce are always doing Weird Old People Stuff together. Jason suspects that this is largely due to the fact that Bruce is, in fact, A Weird Old Person, but it’s maybe also because Bruce thinks Jason needs the quiet, reflective nature of those kinds of spaces. He’s spent so much of the past thirteen years parkour-style jumping from one crisis to the next, and he gets the sense that all this fabricated leisure time is Bruce trying to show him there’s another way to live.

    ...If he wants it, that is. Jason remains undecided on that front.

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    09 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is the one where they go eat peruvian food at the end and then you get emotionally slaughtered (jt)