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    “How old are you, comrade?” the man asks, instead of answering him.
    “Nineteen, sir,” Dmitry answers dutifully. The man has a gun at his hip and a temper. Better not provoke him if he doesn’t want to end up with a bullet between the eyes.
    “I take it you didn’t fight during the Great War.”
    “I was locked at Tsarskoye Selo with all the other servants before I was of age,” he replies with what can only described as a mocking smirk. Then, after a pause, “sir.”

    (Dmitry is the kitchen boy in exil with the Romanovs. That's only the beginning of his story, if the end of theirs.)

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    “You need to change this one,” Zayn says, pointing to number six. “It’s unrealistic. It needs to be something you can actually achieve.”

    “What’s unachievable about a summer romance?” Harry asks, offended.

    “Nothing, it’s just… what if it doesn’t happen?”

    Harry pouts. He can totally have a summer romance. It’s just about finding the right person. “What about… kiss a stranger?”

    "Perfect."

     

    HARRY + ZAYN’S KICKASS SUMMER
    1. Use our fake IDs
    2. Go to the beach every day
    3. Crash a wedding
    4. Learn guitar
    5. Throw a house party
    6. Kiss a stranger
    7. Read 10 books
    8. Kiss in the rain
    9. Spend a night under the stars
    10. Skinny dip in the ocean

    AU. Harry and Zayn are spending the summer on an island, and there's a plethora of booze and bonfires and boys. Or in Harry's case, just one boy.

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    28 Aug 2017

  3. Rec 27

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    Written for this prompt on the Liam/Louis ficathon: liam/louis/zayn

     

    liam likes to send louis to zayn with the taste of his cum on his lips and his cologne pouring off louis' skin, and when zayn sends louis back, liam looks for the constellation of bruises and teeth marks and scratches along louis' skin that zayn always leaves behind for him to find.

     

    Originally posted 20 July 2012.

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    Bridget Jones' Diary AU.

    “Harry is not short for Harold,” he corrects, his voice as thick as molasses. He lowers his eyes to Louis’ sequined lapels, rubbing one between two fingers. “Is this small or extra small? It looks lovely.”

    Louis breaks away from his grip with a petulant huff and pushes him back with two fingers.

    “You’re mocking me. Again.”

    Harry smiles and it's a real honest swoop of his lips this time. Louis’ stomach swoops with them.

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    28 Dec 2016

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