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i don't wanna be your friend (i wanna kiss your lips) by wardo_wedidit for livelyvague
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
27 Mar 2020
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"They’d been fun, the two of them. When Alexis was in an off-phase with Mutt, or with Ted, sometimes they would sleep together. They’d even continued when Stevie was with Jake, since that was never exclusive. But Alexis hadn’t come to her after she broke up with Ted this time, choosing instead any stranger she could find, and that had stung. They hadn’t kept it a secret, necessarily, because Alexis was open about most things and sexuality was one of them, but they also weren’t girlfriends. Just two people hooking up. And no one had asked.
Stevie wanted more. She never asked for it."
Or, Alexis contemplates a move to New York, and Stevie worries about being left behind. Post 6x12 "The Pitch."
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”He remembers Patrick’s crooked smile when David would play along with his jokes, tease him back. He remembers the electricity simmering in the store, and the butterflies in his stomach, and the way they were both trying so hard, tiptoeing around this thing they wanted so badly, but also didn’t want to break. Even though they eventually did break, it still makes him feel warm and soft to think of, and he thinks maybe these memories will just slowly become a part of him, coalesce into a solid, unnegotiable reminder that there are good people out there. People who will treat him with kindness and make him laugh and cry when they break up with him because it hurts them too.”
Or, David and Patrick break up, learn to be business partners, date other people, learn to be friends, grow up, and get back together.
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“I thought you’d like winter, for someone who has so many sweaters,” Patrick teases him as they bundle up to head back to the store after lunch one day, smirking at David’s frown.
“I like it as an aesthetic,” David pouts, fumbling with the buttons on his coat with some difficulty as he’s already pulled his mittens on. “I’m not opposed to fireplaces and hot cocoa and scarves? It’s just frostbite, and snow on designer cashmere, and black ice that I have a problem with.”
Or, their first holidays together in Schitt’s Creek, David and Patrick decide to give each other homemade gifts, and David learns to love winter.
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Five honeymoons David and Patrick don't have, and one they do.
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Patrick tries to work out how he feels about his first kiss with Rachel. David helps.
(A little ficlet or missing scene from Grow Old With Me, the childhood best friends AU from my wedding fic.)
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Schitt's Creek but if Alexis and Stevie had been hooking up on and off the entire time. Lesbianism is sad before it gets good.
Bookmarked by wardo_wedidit
10 Feb 2020
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[Artwork|| Description: Patrick and David cuddling; they are married]
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09 Jan 2020
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Knitting is systematic fidgeting. It’s colors and textures and patterns. The goal is making something beautiful to put on your body or someone else’s. Of course David learns how.
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01 Jan 2020
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“Shana tovah,” David remarks, turning off his phone’s screen and looking at Patrick.
“I’m sorry?”
“It basically means ‘happy new year,’ except Jews don’t believe in happiness, so it’s really more about goodness? A good year.”
“Say it again.”
Bookmarked by wardo_wedidit
31 Dec 2019
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“Noted,” he says with a smile. “Can I tell you about how I had my Ring of Keys moment in Ray’s front room, filling out incorporation papers?”
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Stevie takes Patrick to the theater. He’s not prepared.
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- Part 2 of Decisions, Decisions
Bookmarked by wardo_wedidit
31 Dec 2019