20 Nov 2019
After he poses the question, Wei WuXian glances downward and notices a rabbit cradled into Lan WangJi’s elbow with a familiar red ribbon wrapped around its neck in a lopsided bow. Wei WuXian frowned, feeling where his own temporary black ribbon was secured around his hair. The ribbon the rabbit was wearing definitely belonged to Wei WuXian. It was only logical for Lan WangJi to conclude the rabbit belonged to him, and Wei WuXian was all too aware of the Cloud Recesses’ no pets rule.
“Rabbit,” Lan WangJi states, removing it from its tucked in position to hold it out to Wei WuXian. For a moment, Wei WuXian and the rabbit stare at each other, as if both were wondering how their life choices lead them to this moment.
Alternatively: the 5 times Lan WangJi tries to woo Wei WuXian, and the 1 time he succeeds.
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22 Nov 2019
A series featuring hyungline being the most ridiculous teachers and maknaes being the most annoying students.
Mark believes in the magic of the world, but maybe nothing compares to Jackson.
Thank God he’s not too good to be true.
Lan Wangji pulls the blankets snug around them, and Wei Wuxian tucks his face into the crook of Lan Wangji’s neck. “You smell good, Lan Zhan…”
“Wei Ying. Sleep.” Lan Wangji says, sounding strangled.
“Mmmmn, right…” Wei Wuxian doesn’t want to sleep, not particularly. He wants to bask in the simple joy of his and Lan Wangji’s sides pressed together neatly, the heat flaring in his stomach as Lan Wangji’s hips shift slightly. But that way lies a reality Wei Wuxian isn’t sure he’s ready to explore, and so he nuzzles into Lan Wangji’s hold. “Goodnight, Lan Zhan.”
Wei Wuxian’s words cut off, and he turned to him in confusion.
“Every day is a bit much,” Lan Xichen repeated. This was where it had all started, Lan Xichen reminded himself. If he didn’t find a way to intervene, he’d be doomed to a lifetime of listening to his brother and brother-in-law having far too loud, far too enthusiastic sex.
(Lan Xichen, wary, exhausted, and slightly traumatised after years of listening to Wangxian's very loud and very enthusiastic everyday activities, makes an impromptu trip to the past, a few days before Wei Wuxian is set to return from the dead. Obviously his primary objective is to somehow convince them to tone down their overall shamelessness. His peace of mind depends on it).