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    We keep writing these, and we inflict them on the internet here. Eat your heart out, Weird Al.

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    Dave time travels. A lot. Sometimes by accident. Tavros helps.

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    Wei Wuxian gets caught sneaking into Cloud Recesses.

    But since he can't tell the truth - that he's just here to deliver his teacher's most recent love letter to her soulmate who's stuck in a cave - he tells a lie instead. He says that he's a Jiang disciple that had arrived late and so had snuck in through the gates. He hadn't expected the lie to work, sure that it would unravel as soon as they found a Jiang to verify it, but instead Jiang Yanli backs up his story, and even adds to it.

    Which is how he ends up masquerading as the first disciple of Lotus Pier while trying to figure out how to get out of Cloud Recesses without anyone discovering that he's the disciple of Baoshan Sanren.

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    29 Sep 2022

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    Deciding on revenge was easy. Figuring out what's supposed to come next is much harder.

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    17 Sep 2022

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    in which He Xuan thinks about gender, Shi Qingxuan thinks about gender, and maybe they both think about each other too

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    As if He Xuan guessed what she was thinking, she took her hand away, and she said, slowly and carefully, like this was what she had brought Shi Qingxuan here to say, “We can’t go back, and we can’t start over.”

    “No,” Shi Qingxuan agreed, looking out across the sea, watching waves wash over the rocks. A gull landed briefly on the water, getting as far as folding its wings before exploding into flight again in a flurry of feathers as one of the skeleton fish burst out of the water, jumping after it and snapping its teeth. “But maybe we can start again?

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    15 Sep 2022

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    There's an old man at the temple with a dark look in his eyes, and Shi Qingxuan doesn't want to admit to themself why it's so familiar.

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    09 Sep 2022

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    "It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

    "No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"

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    27 Aug 2022

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