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makeda



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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Oh, you can also relay my admiration. His insults certainly are creative, some may call it a touch of genius.”

    He turned a page in his still open file and pulled out a lined paper with finely written phrases that he slid to Madara. “I collected his… most accomplished concoctions.”

    Or: Madara is called to a teacher-parent talk about Izuna's open aggression towards his new chemistry teacher Tobirama Senju

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    20 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    A.K.A The Tale of how Izuna landed a wife, impressed a god and stopped a war by being a tremendous idiot.

    As recounted by a very drunk Madara Uchiha.

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    19 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Izuna... Izuna !"

    Sleepy, Izuna straightened up from his bed. Madara was next to him, his eyes shiny, and had shaken him awake. Izuna had a bad feeling.

    "What ?" he mumbled.

    "Did I tell you he stabbed me in the chest ?"

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    19 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    When Sollux manages to have both of his dream selves achieve god tier, his soul ends up becoming split with respective aspects of his personality stored in each version of himself, and their constant fighting over who gets to be the one true Sollux disrupts the daily livelihood of everyone else on the meteor.
    Eridan, tired of their incessant squabbling, decides to take matters into his own hands and settle their dispute himself.

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    13 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    DC Kink Meme Prompt

    Dark!Dick Meets Dick, is Gross About Jason

    Dark!Dick from a universe where he and Jason have been together since Jason was underage (and are in a not so healthy relationship) meets regular world Dick where he and Jason have never been together and is immediately really gross about Jason and his relationship.

    BP- in Dark!Dick's universe Jason didn't die at the hands of the Joker, Dick saved him and the Joker perished. Dick really doesn't appreciate how his Jason is looking at his counterpart once this comes out
    BP- Dick tries to tell Bruce that he doesn't want Dark!Dick together with Jason on a mission or something and Bruce waves him off, since Dick, he's you and you'd never do anything like that
    BP- Dark!Dick calls Jason from Dicks universe "little wing", and no one else is upset but Dick sees red

    Most interested in the dialogue between the Dicks, with one being disgusted but intrigued while the other clearly gets off on making his counterpart uncomfortable, but also I'm clearly not opposed to seeing the Dark!Dick, Dick and Jason interaction overall + certainly wouldn't mind if dark!dick/jason/dick smut ended up happening

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    13 Sep 2020