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    the tdbk friends with benefits universe i was always destined to write

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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    There's lots of people in the hospital. He sees a man walking past using a metal stick, then a woman on a wheelchair. There's not many young children like him, and he wonders if maybe they don't get hurt as much from training as he does.

    And then- a cat!

    Shouto reaches out when he sees spiky blond fluff approach, and it hisses.

    "Hey! Don't touch my hair!"

    Shouto sags. Not a cat. Not a porcupine either. It's a boy, who is held with a baby leash by a pretty blond lady who has the same porcupine hair.

    OR: Shouto goes to the hospital expecting one thing (but gets much more than he thought).
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    04 Dec 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Shouto does a similar thing now, cupping his face and pulling him into a warm kiss. Katsuki presses up close to Shouto’s body, because he’s freezing his fucking ass off out here and Shouto needs to be as close as possible.

    “Why are you dressed like this?” Shouto asks, pulling Katsuki against his chest, and because he’s a little extra tall in his hero costume boots, Katsuki leans up a bit to put his arms around him.

    He can practically feel the jealousy from the cats as they stare at Katsuki monopolizing their favorite person, but Shouto was his first. That’s having dibs. They can suck it.

    or: Katsuki sends Shouto a nice-ish text message but doesn't expect him to react like this
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    30 Nov 2021

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    The two of them are standing next to each other—a captive audience to Midoriya and Kota roughhousing—when Kota hauls off and dick punches Midoriya as hard as he can, really not holding anything back. Midoriya goes down with a choked gasp that has Bakugou chuckling fondly beside him.

    When Shouto looks at him, he’s smiling softly. Proud, like Kota just won gold at the science fair or helped a little old lady walk across the street.

    “He’s absolutely your kid, huh?” Shouto asks, voice deceptively neutral. “Like a mini version of you.”

    Bakugou shoves at his shoulder, rolling his eyes while trying not to laugh. “Shut the fuck up, Half ‘n half.”

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    Shouto’s been a nanny for the last few years and is well versed in both kids and their high maintenance parents. He’s worried he may have finally met his match in “perpetual problem child” Kota—only to find out they get along perfectly.

    His dad might be a problem, though.

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    04 Nov 2021

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    Todoroki and Bakugou have been having sex since the year after they graduated. It's the perfect relationship: Todoroki likes being hurt, and Bakugou likes to hurt him.

    Or so Todoroki assumes, anyway.

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    28 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    “Hey,” he says. He is ignored. “Hey.”

    “What?” Bakugou asks, still not looking his way. Todoroki drinks in the way he sounds distracted, voice far until it comes back just for Todoroki. He has to play this carefully.

    “We could...” Todoroki leans closer so their shoulders push against each other.

    “Use your big boy words.”

    “Remember when you explained the mile high club to me?”

    …or that time Todoroki tried to plan the perfect vacation and it all went wrong.

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    11 Jul 2021