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  1. Schitt's Creek (12)

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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    What if Johnny never inadvertently outed Patrick at the start of Meet the Parents? How would things have gone down?

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    05 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    David is the vainest creature who has ever walked this Earth, and so the fact that Patrick can’t control himself around David is the most intensely flattering thing that’s ever happened to him.

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    04 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Patrick has a fantasy; David makes it happen. Read the tags before you read the fic, y'all.

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    30 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Patrick gets a show and makes dinner plans.

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    21 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Or David is a hooker with a heart of gold, AKA the Pretty Woman AU you never knew you wanted. Canon compliant up through season one. Instead of running out of gas at the Amish farm when fleeing Schitt’s Creek, David makes it to NYC where he becomes a high-end escort in order to make ends meet. He’s the consummate professional until he meets Patrick Brewer and takes a chance on his own fairy tale.

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    24 Nov 2019

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