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    This is the 'Hobbit Sex Lottery' story which arose from my wondering aloud on Tumblr, shortly after seeing The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey for the first time, whether anyone had written dwarves-on-hobbit orgy fic yet. I was astonished at the eager response to something I'd chiefly meant as a joke, so I wrote... this. It has grown far, far beyond the original concept and has been very kindly received. Lots of affectionate filthy sex, occasional forays into character exploration, and more Thilbo and Bilbofur than you can shake an Oakenshield or a mattock at.

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    20 Feb 2018

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    A PWP vignette with Dwalin, Ori and Bofur staying with Bilbo for a summer holiday in the Shire.

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    20 Feb 2018

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    The thing about Karkat Vantas is, he might be a pompous, noisy windbag with an inflated opinion of his own importance, and if he was suddenly struck down by some kind of vicious troll laryngitis the universe's total amount of chill and quiet would suddenly go up three levels...

    But turns out he's also a great fuck.

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    20 Feb 2018

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    "No, but answer me this, do you want to invalidate this whole farce of a legal and religious joining of blah-di-fucking-blah? Because I have looked at your laws and if we don't consummate the union it's not valid!"
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    Anonymous asked: Davekat. Arranged marriage! The first time they are alone together is on their wedding night.
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    Now with actual sex, woo! Also several pages of Karkat and Dave being the dorkiest knights ever knighted.

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    20 Feb 2018

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    Karkat takes his time; this trick he has learned from several drill sergeants and then from being a drill sergeant, and learned well. When you're not sure what the fuck to do with a subordinate, take your time thinking it out. There is almost no way they will notice you're completely lost at sea: they'll be too busy freaking out. It's a technique he could have used more of when he was a kid.

    He really has no idea what to do with the guy.

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    Sequel to Uniform Kink, a pesterlog/cybersex fic in which Karkat accidentally gets Equius hot under the collar with mentions of the uniform that comes with his promotion, and then decides to run with it.

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    Now with Equius POV epilogue! 2000% more fluff.

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    20 Feb 2018

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