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    In which Ciri suspects but cannot confirm.

    Or,

    Geralt and Jaskier get domestic. Well, as domestic as they can.

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    15 Jan 2020

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    “Ah!” says the innkeeper, as the rowdy crowd finishes singing a song about Geralt’s heroics and segues seamlessly into a saccharine love ballad about the fairytale romance between the daughter of a baron and a lowly bard. “This song, it’s by the very same bard who sang those songs about you, Master Witcher! So in love, he is, with his beautiful lady.”

    “Oh, it’s so romantic,” sighs the barmaid dreamily. “That handsome bard, marrying a noble lady!”

    Geralt squints up at them doubtfully. “This…bard,” he says. “Dark hair, blue eyes, never shuts up?”

    “Aye,” the innkeeper says. “That’s the one.”

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    13 Jan 2020

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    The first time Eddie clicks on the tentacle porn video, it’s genuinely an accident.

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    13 Jan 2020

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    After what'd happened the first time Jaskier had dragged Geralt to some kind of royal ball as his bodyguard, Geralt really should’ve known better than to agree to do it a second time.

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    13 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Beth’s glad that Jane has befriended the new boy in her ballet class, especially now that the other mothers are giving her looks and whispering about how she left Dean in the midst of his (non-existent) chemo. She’s almost relieved even. Did he have to have such a hot dad though?

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    10 Jan 2020

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    "She's--kind of my wife," Josh said.

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    09 Jan 2020

  7. Public Bookmark 7

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    He worried for a while. About Olivia, then Kathy, then both. Then he let just them counterbalance him. The last couple years had shown him just how badly shit could swing out of order without one, and then the other, and when he had neither at all, well—he needs them both. He knows he needs them both, and he’d settled for “they will tolerate each other.” It seemed reasonable enough.

    He’s… not sure if this is better or worse.

    (Post-Paternity.)

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    18 Dec 2019

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    Eddie hasn't been home to visit his family in years. When he gets an invite for his cousin Wednesday's wedding, he knows that he has to go.

    But a lot of things have happened in the last few years, including his bonding to Venom. To help ease the trip for him, Anne and Dan decide to tag along.

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    10 Dec 2019

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    04 Dec 2019

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    A.ka the notorious Bitch series.

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    26 Nov 2019

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    It somehow bothered Jimmy more than he cared to admit that he still didn't really know Thomas any better than he had done on the day of the fair.

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    26 Nov 2019

  12. Public Bookmark 21

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    An alternate take on the night of the hack, because I just really needed to write about Tyrell fellating that gun.

    "Fuck," Mr. Robot repeats, and before he can stop himself, "that's good," because it fucking is somehow, it's like he can feel it between his legs, his dick aching. It's gross and it's dangerous and it's fucking insane, but it's good, too, Tyrell with this deadly weapon jammed past his pretty red lips, his blue eyes all glassy and gazing up at Mr. Robot like he's the only thing that matters in the world.

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    26 Nov 2019

  13. Public Bookmark 19

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    “I’m just gonna go for a walk,” Tyrell says and then he crumples.

    For a moment, there’s just the sound of the wind in the trees and then Robot says, “Well thank fuck for that.”

    Elliot frowns.

    “Now he’s in no position to argue,” Robot explains. “Come on. We need to get pressure on that wound and figure this out.”

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    robot saves tyrell and peaces out for a bit. elliot's left to deal

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    25 Nov 2019

  14. Public Bookmark 78

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    Richie proposes. Or, well, he tries to.

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    16 Oct 2019

  15. Public Bookmark 92

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    Unsurprisingly, their wedding day is a mess.

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    16 Oct 2019

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    Eddie survives.

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    16 Oct 2019

  17. Public Bookmark 84

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    “Come on, Eds, free tacos for life.”

    “You do know that when they say ‘for life’ they actually mean one taco a week for about two years."

    [or: Richie and Eddie at the Taco Bell in Las Vegas.]

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    06 Oct 2019

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    “Here it is,” Richie says, flinging an arm out. “Me casa es your casa.”

    “I don’t think that’s how you say it,” Eddie says.

    (Or, Richie and Eddie, after.)

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    03 Oct 2019

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    Richie reaches up a shaking hand and puts it on Eddie’s stomach.

    “Uhhh,” Eddie says. “Is this a bit? Is this a really inopportune bit? ‘Cause I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Richie, but this is kind of an important moment-”

    “What the fuck,” Richie says, not for the first or last time, and lurches forwards to hug him.

    (Or, Richie gets stuck in a time loop.)

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    03 Oct 2019

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    And when Eddie finally wakes the fuck up, he still looks at Richie as though he’s a stranger.

    [or: a post-canon fix-it where they save Eddie, but he doesn't remember who Richie is, and somehow that hurts more than losing him ever could.]

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    03 Oct 2019

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