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    Studying to become a hero requires knowing how to take care of yourself. Sometimes you might need help on the way so if your crush offers to do your hair for you or to give you a well-deserved back rub, it'd be stupid to say no.

    A series of soft vignettes in which a love-struck Kirishima and a touch-starved Bakugou care for each other and it's definitely not making their hearts jump through hoops, they’re never this close to kissing, no, they're totally best friends bro

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    23 Mar 2018

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    “I-if you’re just trying to, to tell me you want all tangible manifestations of my f-filth erased from, um – erased from the world," says Touko, "then you can j-just say…”

    “Oh, no,” says her mother, who is peeling and coring and dicing apples at the table in a slow, methodical fashion, “we’d never want that.”

    “Just think of the havoc it would play with your royalties,” says her other mother, and she tilts her head, just so, till light winks from the silver studs in her ears.

    (Before Syo arrived there were just blackouts, and way too many pieces of DIY equipment hidden round Fukawa's room.)

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    06 Mar 2018

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    All Barnaby has after the fire is himself. Missing scene fic for episode nine, "Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child," or: what Barnaby and Kotetsu did when they drank.

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    07 Jan 2018

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    He’s about to open his door to go to the shared bathroom on this floor when he notices the scrap of paper that’s been pushed under his door. It’s a salmon-colored flashcard, the type that’s sold in 500-packs with multiple colors. Bakugou stoops to retrieve it, frowning at the message he finds written on it.

    Hey neighbor, welcome to the house! I heard you knocking things around, yesterday, and I think you maybe punched a wall? Anyway, the landlady gets pissy if you put holes in the wall, but I have a punching bag! You can come over and use it, or I can move it into the hall, if you want!

    There’s only one other bedroom on the fourth floor. Now, Bakugou crosses the hall to the bedroom on the right side, slamming the post-it note against the door.

    Fuck off and die, it reads.

    Bakugou Katsuki is not going to jeopardize his future a second time, and that means staying away from anyone who gets too close. Kirishima Eijirou has never learned how not to be close to someone. Of course, they end up as next-door neighbors.
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    05 Jan 2018

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    The summer training camp of Bakugou's second year at UA descends upon him with all the untamed fury of- well, himself, honestly.

    PACKING CHECKLIST:
    ✓boyfriend (need to figure out how much he's willing to let him get away with)
    ✓people who claim to be his friends (deluded and in need of correction)
    ✓ptsd (that he absolutely doesn't actually have)
    ✓a healthy dose of denial (say it five times fast and that means it's true, right)

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    01 Jan 2018