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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    Eliot falls in love like a lobster being boiled. By the time he realizes what's going on, it's too late. But once he's there, he's all in. There is nothing he wouldn't do for Parker and Hardison, no matter the cost to himself. Teach Parker how to orgasm. Be a safety net for Hardison during sex. Even learn to love himself a little.

    Follows Eliot as he joins the team, grows with them, and finally finds a place to call home.

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    15 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    There were two super-soldiers made in the mid-twentieth century, and both of them were lost. Now, in the early years of the twenty-first, both of them are found. Captain America is not the first.

    Wintershock. Soulmate AU.

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    14 Oct 2019

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    “Nobody’s threatening anybody,” short guy growled.

    “Uh, I hate to say it, but the man has a point,” tall guy said. “I mean, I’m hacking his panic room right now, that’s a pretty threatening action. If I were him I’d feel very threatened.”

    Thank you,” Bucky said triumphantly, before belatedly realizing exactly what the man had just said. “And stop hacking my panic room!”

    “Mmm hmm, okay,” tall guy said agreeably, a second before the the panic room locks disengaged with a dull clunk. Bucky careened away from the door and grabbed the closest weapon at hand, which happened to be the ladle he’d been holding when he’d made his slapdash retreat from the kitchen. It still had some romesco on it.

    Maybe he could fling a bit of spicy sauce into the intruders’ eyes before they murdered him. Sure, he’d still be dead, but at least they’d have to break out the eye drops. Vengeance would be his.

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    13 Oct 2019

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    Werewolf erectile dysfunction? Was that a Googleable thing?

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    12 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    Derek can't quite believe he's in a reproductive clinic signing up for a cycling partner, but life is strange and Cora is persuasive.

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    12 Oct 2019