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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    “He sure is a quiet one, Ben,” Poe muses.

    “Yeah,” Rey snorts, thinking of how he decided he was putting up his tent by the river—too good to sleep near the rest of them. Such a Ben Solo thing to do. “He’s something alright.”

    “Yeah, well. Just remember—the point of this trip is to try and get along better.”

    “Sure.” Rey frowns down at the nylon in her grip, resisting the urge to roll her eyes. “We’ll get along just fine.”

    Poe claps her on the shoulder. “Great. Good to hear it.”

    He saunters off, and Rey makes a little hmph before adding under her breath: “...as long as he stays down by the damn river.”

    In which Rey finds Ben Solo a hard man to like... until she finds him hard for her.

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    Poe points towards the back of the store. “Look at that guy,” he mutters. “The one in the grey sweatpants.”

    Rey follows the direction of his gaze, and gasps when she sees he’s pointing right at Ben.

    “What… what about him?” Rey asks, trying, and failing, to keep her voice even.

    “I think he’s shoplifting.”

    Rey’s eyes go wide. “Wait. What?”

    “Yeah,” Poe says, shaking his head. “That sleazy fuck. Just look at the front of his pants.”

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    (In which Rey accuses a hot customer of shoplifting because of the giant bulge in his pants--and gets the surprise of her life)

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    13 Oct 2019

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  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Kinktober day 10!!

    Prompt - Hate Sex
    Pairing - Reylo

    Rey wants the half and half. Ben fucking Solo won't give it to her.

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    12 Oct 2019

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    When they split, his forehead rests against hers, his nose brushing her cheek. His words are a whisper that cut through her heart like a knife.

    “What I wouldn’t give to have you as my princess.”

    The words are agonizing for the simplest reason: she is not a lady—not a duke’s daughter, not a noblewoman from a distant land, and while she may be his, she will never be his princess.

    But Rey lets his fingers find her hair and begin a braid that allows her to pretend otherwise.

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    11 Oct 2019

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    Rey’s new chiropractor is a tall man with strong, magic hands.

    Modern AU

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    27 Sep 2019

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