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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    “I imagine it’s hard to get in the mood when someone might discorporate you at any moment,” Aziraphale muses. “Which means Hell must be absolutely full of sexual frustration.”

    “One of the main elements of Hell’s atmosphere,” Crowley agrees.

    (Or: Aziraphale discovers that Crowley has never had an orgasm, and decides to help out)

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    It was…intriguing, Aziraphale had to admit. “Curiosity killed the cat,” he told himself sternly. But then, satisfaction brought it back – wasn’t that the rest of the saying? However it went, he could already tell that he would be fretting the night away if he didn’t give in to temptation.

    (Aziraphale discovers that Crowley satisfied his loneliness in the previous decade by posting intimate videos of himself online - videos that Aziraphale himself was never meant to see.)

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  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Egypt. An asp. An angel.

    A wish.

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    Written for this Tadfield Advertiser prompt: Crowley finally gets Aziraphale to take the damn smartphone, angel, and Aziraphale knows vaguely that he can send brief messages and photos to Crowley. And SOMEHOW it never occured to Crowley that Aziraphale would find out about sending nudes nor think of such a thing himself. So when he starts getting some very ~tasteful~ (and frequent) naked selfies from the angel he just about loses the ability to control all his limbs.

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  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    A slightly eventful gallery opening, featuring one bare arsed slut of an angel, and a very jealous demon...

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