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Love At First Sip by toasterness
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2021
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A few minutes later and Wei Wuxian’s name was called, along with that of another customer, and the two of them pick up their drinks at the same time. Wei Wuxian spares the other man the briefest of glances before starting to walk away and wow, that was the most beautiful person he’d ever seen in his life. He was so distracted that he stumbled a bit over his own feet. The gorgeous man walked away towards the comfy chairs by the fireplace and Wei Wuxian couldn’t help but stare after him, not nearly as tired as he had been before.
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Wei Wuxian picked up the wrong drink after a really bad night and may or may not have met the love of his life.
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When you’ve been alive for countless centuries, it becomes difficult to be surprised – you’ve practically seen it all at that point. Nothing is new and everything is predictable. For this, Gavin was no exception; it was rare for him to find anything truly novel or that could catch him off guard enough to occupy his thoughts for more than a few weeks, months, years, or even decades. Finding something that really shocked him? Basically impossible.
Tonight though – tonight he legitimately thought he might be going a little crazy, because laying wounded and bloody in the alley next to his apartment, directly in front of him and barely five feet away, was an absolutely massive werewolf.
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"I've been better," Gavin eventually replied in a gravelly voice. "Feels a bit like I've been hit by a truck but I'm alive, so there's that."
Michael helped him lean back again on his pillows. "I'd prefer it if you'd stay that way too."
"You're getting soft in your old age."
Only for you. "Yeah, well, at least I'm keeping my bullet wound scars to a minimum of five a year, unlike some people I know."
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Gavin gets hurt and Michael deals with some complicated feelings.
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The one thing they don’t warn you about when climbing the ranks in the criminal underworld is that you’re more than likely going to wake up tied to a chair in a dim, smelly room more than once.
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Date night goes wrong and Ryan is mildly annoyed.
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Ryan has always seen the shadows; he's not dumb or blind, just wary of his own sanity. He's not going to stop living his life just because someone new shows up and flips everything upside down. Literally. There's nothing to be afraid of when you close your eyes except your own imagination. And if the shadows have started to see him back, what's Ryan supposed to do? They're not real anyway.
This is the story of willful ignorance, physical manifestations of your worst nightmares, and a plot to destroy the world.
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Not Just Netflix and Chill (Or Lan Zhan’s Lack of Grasp of Euphemisms) by misscam
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Oct 2019
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The evening Lan Wangji – Lan Zhan to friends, or rather friend, being all of one, being all of Wei Ying – accidentally overhears the heart’s desire of his heart’s desire is a cold winter’s day, the first snow falling outside.
“Brother Wei,” Nie Huaisang says cheerfully, another voice Lan Zhan knows far too well. “Still no luck getting Lan Wangji to Netflix and chill with you?”
Jiang Cheng makes a retching noise. Wei Ying makes a stuttering noise.
“I don’t….!” Wei Ying protests, but Nie Huaisang only laughs and Wei Ying stutters again and groans and sighs. “How do you know… I want to….”
Lan Zhan looks down at his hands, brow furrowed. Netflix and chill? Wei Ying wants to watch Netflix with him and relax? That is his heart’s desire? It sounds slightly odd, but Lan Zhan wants Wei Ying to have anything, everything, has since Wei Ying persistently annoyed his way into Lan Zhan’s heart when they were 15 and at school together and apparently, everything includes Netflix and chill with him.
Lan Zhan will make that happen.
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05 Mar 2021
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As Fast As Love Can Go by ruffboi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Feb 2021
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There are Faeries in the Wood.
That's what everyone said, at least, not that there was any solid proof. Jaskier had tried, more than once, to find some. Just a hint somewhere, of a real story, of real magic. But all anyone seemed to have was stories.
Jaskier was determined to find proof. He wasn't expecting to find a witcher in the process.
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Jaskier goes into a magical forest and comes out with a witcher.
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As Chief Cultivator, Lan Wangji receives correspondences regularly.
As Hanguang-jun of Gusu Lan sect, Lan Wangji receives papers regularly from his disciples.
As Lan Zhan, Lan Wangji rarely receives anything. So when a letter arrives simply addressed to Lan Zhan one morning, it’s immediately brought to his attention.
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To give the world to you by pomidor
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2019
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All Lans knew that Hanguang Jun would only consider an offer of marriage from someone who was able to win a duel with him. Of course, he just had to choose one condition Wei Wuxian was unable to fulfil.
Meanwhile, Lan Wangji travels to Yunmeng to request help from an unlikely ally.
That something was impossible, never stopped either of them before.
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25 Feb 2021
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Dimples by bodhan
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Nov 2019
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Wei Wuxian sees something very interesting on Lan Xichen's face when he smiles, and concludes that Lan Zhan must share this feature. So begins his mission to make Lan Zhan smile.
Lan Xichen is mischievous.
Lan Qiren suffers.
And Lan Wangji is fondly exasperated.