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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Nicky thinks that as a vampire, he's earned the right to brood in solitude for a decade or two. Andy disagrees so vehemently that he finds himself forcibly dragged from his safe haven and placed under the charge of one Yusuf Al-Kaysani, a terribly cheerful witch running a horribly busy apothecary in central London. Dreadfully, he expects Nicky not only to earn his keep, but to contribute in the capacity of customer service. What a calamity.

    What's unclear is whether Andy's intention was to lift Nicky's spirits, to torture him, or to try her hand at matchmaking.

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    15 Jan 2022

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    Captain Alec Lightwood goes to Atlantis, fights Wraith, gets soul bonded, gets kidnapped, gets sex pollened, blows stuff up, and falls in love. Mostly in that order.

    A Stargate Atlantis AU.

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    15 Jan 2022

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    Joe officially meets Nicky when one of his infamous bludgers knocks Joe clean off his broom, breaking two ribs and making him blackout as he falls. He’s forty metres up.


    A professional Quidditch AU with an auspicious beginning for a certain Beater and Seeker, a muggle-born Chaser finding her feet with(out) the dubious mentorship of a very tired Keeper, and an Italy versus France rivalry that apparently transcends even magic and every single sport.

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    09 Jan 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    “Your acting could use quite a bit of work, that mage caught on almost immediately to our little ploy in the tavern,” she said while breaking eye contact and walking away.
    “My acting?” Jaskier said indignantly, “my acting was just fine thank you very much. I will have you know that I could make all the continent believe that you are my wife.”
    “Truly?”
    “Oh certainly, I would hold your hand while walking in the marketplace shouting all the while ‘look at my wife’ and no one would hesitate in believing my true and honest love for such a heartless wench such as yourself.”
    Yennefer rolled her eyes, “The day you proclaim me your wife in public is the day I shall kiss a toad.”
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    The 5 times Jaskier called Yennefer "My Wife" and the one time she called him "My Husband"

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    01 Jan 2022

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    “Jaskier,” says Yennefer plaintively. “Help me.”

    Once upon a time, Jaskier would have laughed in her face.

    “Gods, it’s just ‘Jaskier this’ and ‘Jaskier that’ constantly with you now. What would you even have done if I’d left?”

    “You didn’t. I asked you not to. Now come here and help me with this potion for Ciri,” she replies, infuriatingly matter-of-fact.

    Jaskier huffs and heaves and sighs. “What do you need?”

    Or: In Kaer Morhen, Yennefer and Jaskier willingly spend time together. It doesn’t escape Geralt’s attention. A 5 + 1 fic, if you squint.

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    01 Jan 2022

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