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They all tell you, over and over again, that dreams are … meaningless, is what the general consensus seems to be.
Well. Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows.
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He’d said he would stay. He stays. He stays so much longer than he’d expected to, longer than he’d thought either of them would want, longer than he’d thought either of them would tolerate.
He is three and a half months old and he is terrified this is going to blow up in his face.
(Duke, and Duke and Audrey and Nathan, and how, somehow, they get from point A to point B.)
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be careful what you say (or you’ll give yourself away) by tiltingheartand
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
14 Nov 2018
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Barclay and Agent Stern go on a few dates. It goes both better and worse than expected.
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instead of dancing alone i should be dancing with you by tiltingheartand
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
27 Sep 2017
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“Do you believe in soulmates, Eggsy?”
What the hell?
“What the hell?” He turns from where he’d been buttoning up his shirt and stares at Roxy, who’s still leaned against one side of the doorjamb, looking entirely calm and not at all like she’d just asked him something utterly fucking absurd.
“Soulmates,” she repeats, with a look on her face that practically shouts obviously! I just said that! at him. “I’m curious. Do you believe in them?”
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Just because they're no longer professor and student doesn't mean they can't pretend.
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Even after twenty years, Rodney still has no idea how to raise children.
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26 Feb 2021
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It was just Rodney's luck that the guy with the strongest expression of the ATA gene on Earth was some lanky alpha who couldn't follow an order as basic as "don't touch anything."
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26 Feb 2021
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John always gets a little thrill when he sees Rodney sign at him across the room, casually dissing people literally standing next to him and John is the only one who knows.
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26 Feb 2021
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The thing about the Gate translator was that after the first few weeks, you stopped thinking about it most of the time, until something happened like Ronon bumping shoulders with Teyla after a particularly uncomfortable meeting with a village elder and saying, "Bros before hoes."
Rodney, who had been following them down the path, stopped so suddenly that John almost ran into him. "What did you just say?"
"Oh, Rodney," Teyla said, looking amused. "He did not mean you."
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26 Feb 2021
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A/U
Life's what happens when you make other plans.
Rodney McKay gets back from his unjust Siberia exile and takes a consulting gig that lets him work from home. He picks a random city, gets a cat, and starts cultivating his eccentricity.
His upstairs neighbor is an insanely hot guy whose cop uniform either means the obvious, or that his night job is a stripper. Rodney doesn't care which, he's busy becoming the old lady with the twitching lace curtains who watches everything. (And, yeah, thinking about what that strip routine might look like. Are those real handcuffs?)John Sheppard quit the Air Force in a last-ditch attempt to save his marriage, since there was a kid on the way. It didn't work, and in fact backfired spectacularly, so now he's left with child support payments and a mortgage on a house he doesn't live in (his dad's a dick), an ex-wife who still loves him enough to yank more little bits out of his heart every chance she gets, a kid he gets to see for a few hours every other week, and a job where he gets shot at almost as much as the one he used to love that he quit. (He's a cop. He's okay at it. That's a hard adjustment to make.)
But at least his new downstairs neighbor is hilarious.Series
- Part 1 of Other Plans
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